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January 19, 2010
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8:05 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he should be in the movie Year One. #yorais |
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8:05 am
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Asohan:
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LOL RT @bongkersz Rais Yatim is so ancient he should be in the movie Year One. #yorais |
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8:10 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient... he farts dusts.. #yorais |
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8:11 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient... he never went to a history class. #yorais |
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8:12 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he sees things in black and white. #yorais |
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8:13 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient... he never went to a history class. #yorais |
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8:13 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he co-authored the Ten Commandments #yorais |
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8:14 am
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Asohan:
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Wah, you're on a roll ;) RT @bongkersz Rais Yatim is so ancient, he sees things in black and white. #yorais |
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8:16 am
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sureshdr:
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If you think Yo Mamma is funny... check out #yorais (thanks to @Asohan) |
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8:17 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks mouse is found in paddy fields.#yorais |
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8:17 am
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5xmom:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he co-authored the Ten Commandments #yorais |
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8:18 am
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carribeanking7:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he roamed the earth before dinosaurs, museum of natural history should classify him Raisosaurus Yatimus #yorais |
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8:20 am
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bongkersz:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks mouse is found in paddy fields.#yorais |
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8:21 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient.. he used to court Monalisa..and failed. #yorais |
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8:21 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, Genesis shud start with 'Let there be Rais, and there is Rais'#yorais |
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8:21 am
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bongkersz:
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No. Rais Yatim is so ancient, he WAS Monalisa. :D #yorais |
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8:22 am
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mahyuni:
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RT @sureshdr: If you think Yo Mamma is funny... check out #yorais (thanks to @Asohan) |
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8:22 am
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amuse_gueule:
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@bongkersz no no.... rais is so old he used to court monalisa's grandma's grandma #yorais |
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8:23 am
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icednyior:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Genesis shud start with 'Let there be Rais, and there is Rais' #yorais |
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8:23 am
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starwing:
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- Rais will probably think that joy stick a foul word. Maybe that's why he's a ricer? #yorais |
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8:23 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was born in the Golden Chersonese #yorais |
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8:24 am
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teongtatt:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks that Malaysia is still called Tanah Melayu. #yorais |
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8:24 am
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mahyuni:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Genesis shud start with 'Let there be Rais, and there is Rais'#yorais |
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8:24 am
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puvanan:
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RT: @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks mouse is found in paddy fields.#yorais |
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8:24 am
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carribeanking7:
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Rais Yatim so old he knew Burger King when it was still a Prince #yorais |
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8:24 am
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bongkersz:
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RT @amuse_gueule: @bongkersz no no.... rais is so old he used to court monalisa's grandma's grandma #yorais |
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8:25 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, his official portal raisyatim.com is still on morse-code & telex #yorais |
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8:26 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to work as carpenter for Noah. #yorais |
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8:26 am
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bongkersz:
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LMAO! #yorais RT @suanie: @5xmom Rais Yatim is so ancient, he joined a game show and the grand prize was fire @mahyuni @icednyior |
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8:27 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais is so old that he was the ape-like man that inspired Darwin's theory of evolution. #yorais |
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8:27 am
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Vikraman:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's was Bendahara for Parameswara. #yorais |
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8:27 am
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kBoey:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Genesis shud start with 'Let there be Rais, and there is Rais'#yorais |
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8:28 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he called Apanama as...'Bapak'. :D #yorais (er.. nevermind.. haha..) |
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8:28 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he co-authored the Ten Commandments #yorais |
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8:28 am
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5xmom:
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RT @bongkersz: LMAO! #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he joined a game show and the grand prize was fire @mahyuni @icednyior |
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8:28 am
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johnlim:
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oh dear. The Internets has started #yorais |
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8:29 am
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bongkersz:
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Keep the #yorais tweets coming ;) Rais Yatim will be flattered.. |
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8:29 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, his official portal raisyatim.com is still on morse-code & telex #yorais |
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8:29 am
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theancharn:
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RT @bongkersz: LMAO! #yorais @suanie: @5xmom Rais Yatim is so ancient, he joined a game show and d grand prize was fire @mahyuni @icednyior |
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8:30 am
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Asohan:
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LOL RT @Kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, his IC number is 0001 #yorais |
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8:30 am
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SamZzNg:
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Thank God Rais Yatim wasn't a US politician, if not #yorais and & #raisn00b would be the trending topic of the month, nono make it the year |
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8:30 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, his IC number is 0001 #yorais |
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8:30 am
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joshlim:
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RT @lightyoruichi: Rais is so old that he was the ape-like man that inspired Darwin's theory of evolution. #yorais |
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8:31 am
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joshlim:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he sees things in black and white. #yorais |
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8:31 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Hahahahaha! RT @johnlim: oh dear. The Internets has started #yorais |
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8:31 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, Eve was his girlfriend #yorais |
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8:31 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Genesis shud start with 'Let there be Rais, and there is Rais'#yorais |
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8:32 am
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thechannelc:
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oh boi. RT @lightyoruichi: Hahahahaha! RT @johnlim: oh dear. The Internets has started #yorais |
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8:32 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Eve was his girlfriend #yorais |
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8:32 am
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icednyior:
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tak boleh galfren2. haram. terus kawin :P RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Eve was his girlfriend #yorais |
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8:33 am
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Asohan:
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His 2nd GF; his first was Lilith! RT @5xmom Rais Yatim is so ancient, Eve was his girlfriend #yorais |
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8:33 am
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SamZzNg:
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Rais Yatim is so old that he inspired the Jurassic Park Movie. #yorais.
man this is fun =D |
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8:33 am
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puvanan:
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RT: @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, his IC number is 0001 #yorais |
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8:34 am
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roflina:
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holy shit there's actually a #yorais tag WTF. |
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8:34 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, a book about him is delayed because the publishers can't get rights to his cave drawings #yorais |
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8:34 am
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carribeanking7:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he thought the Bok House was of no historical value compared to himself and had it demolished #yorais |
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8:35 am
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spinzer:
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Will we finally see a trending topic by Malaysians? If it does happen, Dr Rais should be made a character in #DoTA! #yorais |
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8:35 am
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crazymalaysian:
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Hahahaha - RT: @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, his IC number is 0001 #yorais |
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8:35 am
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bmahendran:
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RT: @puvanan: RT: @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks mouse is found in paddy fields.#yorais |
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8:36 am
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bongkersz:
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Pssstt.. Rais Yatim is so ancient, Dr. Phil consults him on what life was like with Ramsis #yorais. |
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8:36 am
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crazymalaysian:
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#yorais is the new Norris facts, lol. Congrats Dato Rais! |
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8:36 am
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redsheep:
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: Yo p33ps, can someone update the Wikipedia article? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rais_Yatim Kthxbai #yorais |
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8:36 am
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, a book about him is delayed because the publishers can't get rights to his cave drawings #yorais |
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8:36 am
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teongtatt:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, he was featured in one of Aesop's fables. It was later removed due to his intolerable stupidity in the story. #yorais |
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8:36 am
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roflina:
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come on malaysia, put #yorais on the front page of twitter trending topic XD |
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8:37 am
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urekalabs:
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@spinzer give the man a break dude...he's senile hehe #yorais |
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8:37 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he even made Yoda jealous... #yorais |
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8:37 am
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mahyuni:
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RT @crazymalaysian: #yorais is the new Norris facts, lol. Congrats Dato Rais! |
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8:37 am
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jimmyang:
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Spammed with #yorais. Twitter is going viral with Rais. |
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8:37 am
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lightyoruichi:
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LOL! RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, a book about him is delayed because the publishers can't get rights to his cave drawings #yorais |
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8:39 am
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johnlim:
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Amazing how people are coming together for #yorais |
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8:39 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, he was the she-wolf that raised Remus and Romulus #yorais |
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8:39 am
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spinzer:
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Would kill for a twtpic of this one.. lol RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he even made Yoda jealous... #yorais |
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8:39 am
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lightyoruichi:
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#troll RT @redsheep: : Yo p33ps, can someone update the Wikipedia article? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rais_Yatim Kthxbai #yorais |
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8:40 am
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amirul_irfan:
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#yorais :D |
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8:40 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, he can't find no girls. #yorais |
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8:40 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, he was the asteroid that slammed into the Earth to create the Moon #yorais |
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8:40 am
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bongkersz:
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Bwahahahahaha! RT @anthraxxxx: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is fertile enough to lay century eggs #yorais |
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8:41 am
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Asohan:
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LOL RT @bongkersz Rais Yatim is so ancient, he even made Yoda jealous... #yorais |
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8:41 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so ancient he and roaches go a long wayyy backkk... #yorais |
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8:41 am
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danielbong:
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RT @spinzer: Would kill for a twtpic of this one.. lol RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he even made Yoda jealous... #yorais |
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8:42 am
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peilynn22:
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ahahaha...RT @kellygoh: Rais is so ancient, he was the asteroid that slammed into the Earth to create the Moon #yorais |
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8:42 am
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he carved batu bersurat terengganu #yorais |
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8:42 am
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junw3n:
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Rais is so ancient, even Cleopatra remembers him yo! #yorais |
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8:42 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: Bwahahahahaha! RT @anthraxxxx: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is fertile enough to lay century eggs #yorais |
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8:42 am
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crazymalaysian:
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Rais is so backwards, he doused his tv with water to switch it off. #yorais |
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8:42 am
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kazwan:
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LOL!!!! RT @bongkersz: Bwahahahahaha! RT @anthraxxxx: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is fertile enough to lay century eggs #yorais |
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8:43 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, no crazy person is going to write his autobiography. #yorais |
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8:43 am
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orgtek:
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#yorais is so ancient, he still hang poster of hang tuah in his room.. |
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8:43 am
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VincentChow:
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Lmao RT @carribeanking7: Rais Yatim so old he knew Burger King when it was still a Prince #yorais |
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8:43 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @mahyuni: RT @crazymalaysian: #yorais is the new Norris facts, lol. Congrats Dato Rais! |
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8:44 am
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roflina:
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wow Rais Yatim is the new Chuck Norris ka? #yorais |
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8:44 am
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bmahendran:
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Rais Yatim is sooo ancient, that the new word for 'Ancient' is 'Rais' #yorais .. |
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8:44 am
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sotongzai:
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Replace Roshan! RT @joshuaongys: DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENT HAHAA RT: @spinzer: Dr Rais should be made a character in #DoTA! #yorais |
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8:44 am
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he helped the primes to catch The Fallen #yorais |
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8:44 am
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spinzer:
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@flyguy729 @icednyior whoooops then #yorais cannot be a legend liddis. sorry DrRAis! |
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8:44 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient The Delorean had to go up to 800mph to reach him. #yorais |
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8:44 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, no crazy person is going to write his autobiography. #yorais |
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8:44 am
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roflina:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, the dinosaurs study him for history. #yorais |
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8:45 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @orgtek: #yorais is so ancient, he still hang poster of hang tuah in his room.. |
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8:45 am
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crazymalaysian:
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This #yorais stuff is all well and good, but it's a bit sad that it's our information minister we're talking about :\ |
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8:45 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais Yatim is sooo ancient, that the new word for 'Ancient' is 'Rais' #yorais .. |
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8:45 am
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bmahendran:
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cntoh penggunaan ayat ; "Tat dinosaur bone is extremely rais. We managed to preserve it" #yorais |
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8:45 am
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bongkersz:
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He is not in? :P RT @joshuaongys: DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENT HAHAA RT: @spinzer: Dr Rais should be made a character in #DoTA! #yorais |
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8:45 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @Asohan: LOL RT @bongkersz Rais Yatim is so ancient, he even made Yoda jealous... #yorais |
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8:45 am
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hamsupking:
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#yorais just got off a call from Tutankhamun. He says he's not heard from u since kindergarten. He's sad uve changed ur mode. |
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8:45 am
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teongtatt:
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Haha! RT @kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, when God said "Let there be light" he was there to flick the switch #yorais |
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8:45 am
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spinzer:
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#yorais DoTA profile: RT @dylan3008: @spinzer Dr. Rais - anti-Twitter (skills: TwitThis, Sacrificial Bird, Fweet, Level6: Destroy Twitter) |
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8:45 am
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theancharn:
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I will transfer RM5 via maybank2u to the best #yorais quote |
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8:45 am
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junw3n:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he can change mode yo! #yorais |
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8:45 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, he is one of the spirits of evil Mumm-ra calls upon each time he want to fight the Thundercats #yorais |
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8:46 am
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bmahendran:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, the dinosaurs study him for history. #yorais #fb |
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8:46 am
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saphxssk:
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Ape tu RT @roflina come on malaysia, put #yorais on the front page of twitter trending topic XD |
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8:46 am
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Asohan:
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Hee hee RT @eyerizzz Rais Yatim is so ancient The Delorean had to go up to 800mph to reach him. #yorais |
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8:46 am
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joshuachay:
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Rais is so old, he shits dust whenever he goes. #yorais |
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8:46 am
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bmahendran:
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RT: @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when God said "Let there be light" he was there to flick the switch #yorais |
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8:46 am
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kBoey:
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Rais Yatim so old, he only started using the pen and paper....in 2010. #yorais |
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8:46 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @hamsupking: #yorais just got off a call from Tutankhamun. He says he's not heard from u since kindergarten. He's sad uve changed ur ... |
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8:47 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @teongtatt: Haha! RT @kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, when God said "Let there be light" he was there to flick the switch #yorais |
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8:47 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, no one dares to auction him off at antique sale.. #yorais |
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8:47 am
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teongtatt:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, inspiring Plato; "Wise men speak coz they have something to say; Fools coz they have to say something.? #yorais |
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8:47 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @joshuachay: Rais is so old, he shits dust whenever he goes. #yorais |
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8:47 am
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Vikraman:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he still writes on papyrus #yorais |
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8:47 am
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bumilangit:
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RT @bongkersz: Pssstt.. Rais Yatim is so ancient, Dr. Phil consults him on what life was like with Ramsis #yorais. |
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8:47 am
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bongkersz:
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Scary shit!! RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, wen he went to Muzium Negara, they thought one of the exhibits came to life #yorais |
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8:47 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he has been in a state of menopause since merdeka #yorais |
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8:47 am
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ujeantology:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, parameswara asked him for directions RT @crazeemunky |
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8:48 am
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junw3n:
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Rais is so ancient, he uses a Nokia 3210 #yorais |
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8:48 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, when he farted, it was the Big Bang. #yorais |
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8:48 am
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miri085:
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@bongkersz sapa stat tok tek, kau kah? hahahah lewat juak manas #yorais |
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8:48 am
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bongkersz:
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RT @theancharn: I will transfer RM5 via maybank2u to the best #yorais quote |
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8:48 am
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jibone:
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OMG,... someone gonna turn #yorais into this http://johnmccainissoold.wordpress.com/ Dato Rais Yatim was right, Social media is bad.... |
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8:48 am
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bmahendran:
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RT: @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to call Parameswara macha! #yorais |
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8:48 am
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theancharn:
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RT @teongtatt: Haha! RT @kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, when God said "Let there be light" he was there to flick the switch #yorais |
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8:49 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, when he farted, it was the Big Bang. #yorais |
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8:49 am
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junw3n:
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RT @ujeantology: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, parameswara asked him for directions RT @crazeemunky |
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8:49 am
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bmahendran:
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wt is rais' middle name? ancient ka? seriously...wats his name? #yorais |
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8:49 am
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starwing:
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- I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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8:50 am
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bmahendran:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, when he farted, it was the Big Bang. #yorais |
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8:50 am
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kellygoh:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, when he farted, it was the Big Bang. #yorais |
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8:50 am
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he used to be able to walk from America to Australia when all continent was still together :D #yorais |
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8:50 am
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aoitenshii:
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LOL RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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8:50 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so ancient you can only tell his age through carbon dating #yorais |
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8:51 am
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spinzer:
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Tweeps, let Rais be immortalized as an ancient. Eh tht snds like the Pharaoh.. RT @theancharn: will trnsfr RM5 to the best #yorais quote |
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8:51 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he grew the Garden of Eve. #yorais |
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8:51 am
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junw3n:
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Rais is so ancient, he smells like a library. #yorais |
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8:51 am
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Asohan:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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8:51 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, they use ground-penetrating radar to find him in parliament #yorais |
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8:51 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, colour TV confuses him 'cos back in his days before God... #yorais |
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8:51 am
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Asohan:
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RT @bongkersz: RT @theancharn: I will transfer RM5 via maybank2u to the best #yorais quote |
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8:51 am
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hamsupking:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he cant get to work becos spare parts for his horsedrawn carriage won't arrive till next week #yorais |
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8:51 am
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junw3n:
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#Macha RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to call Parameswara macha! #yorais |
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8:52 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient they found his footsteps next to the frozen fossil of a mammoth. #yorais |
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8:52 am
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puvanan:
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LOL! RT: @bmahendran: RT: @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to call Parameswara macha! #yorais |
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8:52 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he cooked The Last Supper.. and painted the painting. Not Da Vinci damn it. #yorais |
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8:52 am
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theancharn:
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LOL RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient, he has been in a state of menopause since merdeka #yorais |
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8:52 am
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natashanair:
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RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to call Parameswara macha! #yorais |
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8:52 am
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FoOie:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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8:52 am
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Vikraman:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, Najib hired Apco Worldwide to be his propaganda machine! http://freemalaysiatoday.com/english/?p=7901 #yorais |
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8:52 am
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miri085:
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i think this is the best so far :D RT @anthraxxxx: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is fertile enough to lay century eggs #yorais |
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8:52 am
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puvanan:
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RT: @kavilan: RT: @bmahendran: Rais Yatim is sooo ancient, that the new word for 'Ancient' is 'Rais' #yorais |
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8:53 am
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chihohoho:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, the world globe at his home is still flat. |
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8:53 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient when they couldn't find his DNA when they were building Jurassic Park #yorais |
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8:53 am
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puvanan:
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wakakaka! RT: @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, wen he went to skool, there was no history class #yorais |
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8:54 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, the King calls him Datuk before confering the title. #yorais |
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8:54 am
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NDrewC:
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lol. Same here. XD RT @kyspeaks: Reading all these #yorais tweets, cracking me up lol |
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8:54 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, Napster ruled #yorais |
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8:54 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, I swear I saw his faded portraits at Niah Cave's walls.... #yorais |
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8:55 am
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theancharn:
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Hahaha RT @davinarul: Rais is so ancient, he can settle the debate over who started using "Allah" first #yorais |
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8:55 am
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azrinarizz:
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Rais so ancient,stupidville called and asked him to pose for their town statue. #yorais |
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8:55 am
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chellelola:
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HAHA LOVE THIS ONE RT: @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, wen he went to skool, there was no history class #yorais |
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8:55 am
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icednyior:
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@theancharn @starwing add more to ur $$ to buy the domain www.yorais.com then collect all the Twitter posts Via WP & Twitter Tools #yorais |
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8:55 am
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amuse_gueule:
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hahahahahaha @bongkersz
Rais Yatim is so ancient, I swear I saw his faded portraits at Niah Cave's walls.... #yorais |
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8:55 am
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baldwinchua:
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Check out #yorais for ur some evening entertainment. Nothing satanic in thr by the way. LOL! |
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8:55 am
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andychin:
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haha. RT @miri085: Rais Yatim is so ancient he helped the primes to catch The Fallen #yorais |
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8:55 am
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andrewkjs:
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Oh snap. RT: @davinarul: Rais is so ancient, he can settle the debate over who started using "Allah" first #yorais |
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8:56 am
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starwing:
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@icednyior Good idea, but I am cainese, they will use ISA to wallup me. @theancharn #yorais |
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8:56 am
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andychin:
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RT @roflina: RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, the dinosaurs study him for history. #yorais |
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8:56 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient, God had a hard time when he was deciding what to call the first man. #yorais |
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8:56 am
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timothyteoh:
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HAHHAA damn funny RT: @kyspeaks: Reading all these #yorais tweets, cracking me up lol |
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8:56 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, when he farted, scientists name it the Big Bang. #yorais |
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8:56 am
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klagang:
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rais yatim is so ancient, he still owes tok janggut money. #yorais |
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8:56 am
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bmahendran:
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Rais is such ancient that when he wants to be around people his own age he goes to the Gua Niah. #yorais |
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8:56 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so ancient he'll only find out about all these tweets the next millennium #yorais |
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8:56 am
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andychin:
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RT @teongtatt: Haha! RT @kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, when God said "Let there be light" he was there to flick the switch #yorais |
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8:56 am
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wfxyz:
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Looks like he secretly tried twitter once before given up the service @raisyatim #yorais |
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8:57 am
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miri085:
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Rais is so ancient he can decide which came first, Egg or Chicken #yorais |
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8:57 am
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satkuru:
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Lol same here :P RT @kyspeaks: Reading all these #yorais tweets, cracking me up lol |
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8:57 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @amuse_gueule: hahahahahaha @bongkersz
Rais Yatim is so ancient, I swear I saw his faded portraits at Niah Cave's walls.... #yorais |
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8:57 am
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daltonrussell:
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good one. RT @eyerizzz: Rais Yatim is so ancient when they couldn't find his DNA when they were building Jurassic Park #yorais |
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8:57 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @klagang: rais yatim is so ancient, he still owes tok janggut money. #yorais |
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8:57 am
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spinzer:
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@urekalabs @dylan3008 @Spectreoutreach @kellaw85 must listen to #yorais ok, he's d only one strong enough to withstand western influence! :p |
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8:58 am
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miri085:
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RT @icednyior: add more to ur $$ to buy the domain www.yorais.com then collect all the Twitter posts Via WP & Twitter Tools #yorais |
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8:58 am
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flyguy729:
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Rais is so ancient, that God sent him to earth to update himself before he goes back to Him #yorais |
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8:58 am
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teongtatt:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, he tried to convert Greek emperor Constantine to Islam but failed. #yorais |
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8:58 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient they based the 1930 King Kong on sightings of him. #yorais |
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8:58 am
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benjicajess:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used smoke signals to ask his mom permission to buy himself some guli 2play with #yorais |
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8:58 am
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hamsupking:
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RacyRaisY is so ancient that studies show he only loses 1 strand of hair every 50 years.http://bit.ly/6ZTtSM #yorais |
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8:58 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was Information, Communications, and Culture Minister for the British Governor first. #yorais |
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8:58 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, he has an autographed copy of the Bible. #yorais |
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8:58 am
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roflina:
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RT @klagang: rais yatim is so ancient, he still owes tok janggut money. #yorais |
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8:58 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when I told him to stop playing with fire, he said, ?When I was boy, we didn?t even have fire? #yorais |
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8:58 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he never use 'once upon a time' when he writes.. #yorais |
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8:58 am
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starwing:
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- Rais Yatim is so ancient, he use tree branch to brush his teeth. #yorais |
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8:59 am
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roflina:
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@bryanhoo read #yorais. or come play L4D2 XD |
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8:59 am
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shwong:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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8:59 am
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puvanan:
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LOL!!! RT: @ujeantology: Rais so ancient he'll only find out about all these tweets the next millennium #yorais |
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8:59 am
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theancharn:
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Pain is temporary, Rais lasts forever #yorais RT @quoteshash: RT @mlomb Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. Lance Armstrong #quotes |
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8:59 am
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blurdevil:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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8:59 am
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frizzorama:
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RT @klagang: rais yatim is so ancient, he still owes tok janggut money. #yorais |
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8:59 am
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amuse_gueule:
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he wants 2 reintrodude his invention the smoke signal @wfxyz Looks like he secretly tried twitter once before gave up @raisyatim #yorais |
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8:59 am
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roflina:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais is so ancient, he was Information, Communications, and Culture Minister for the British Governor first. #yorais |
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8:59 am
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bmahendran:
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RT: @puvanan: LOL!!! RT: @ujeantology: Rais so ancient he'll only find out about all these tweets the next millennium #yorais |
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8:59 am
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spinzer:
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#YoRais you're so ancient that you're the only person in Malaysia who can withstand the Western influence! Now where's my McDonalds mmm |
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9:00 am
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InfamousEd84:
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LOL RT @Kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, his IC number is 0001 #yorais |
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9:00 am
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lightyoruichi:
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I saw this coming! RT @andrewkjs @davinarul: Rais is so ancient, he can settle the debate over who started using "Allah" first #yorais |
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9:00 am
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andychin:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais is so ancient, he has an autographed copy of the Bible. #yorais |
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9:00 am
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jerseycow76:
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This is so entertaining... whahahahaha... RT @kyspeaks Reading all these #yorais tweets, cracking me up lol |
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9:00 am
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Spectreoutreach:
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#yorais rais is still stuck 20th century era, gear tak makanlah |
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9:00 am
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khawchiahui:
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1st #yorais attempt: Rais Yatim is so old that his load is actually dust |
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9:00 am
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ujeantology:
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omg. yo rais jokes setanding dengan stand up comedy! #yorais |
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9:01 am
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miri085:
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Rais is so ancient past tense used to refer to all his daily chores #yorais |
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9:01 am
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stephendoss:
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Rais first girlfriend was Lucy, her skeleton remains are prehistoric #yorais |
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9:01 am
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chellelola:
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rais yatim so ancient, he still uses internet explorer. #yorais |
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9:01 am
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bongkersz:
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You sure he HAS TEETH?? RT @starwing: - Rais Yatim is so ancient, he use tree branch to brush his teeth. #yorais |
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9:01 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, 20th Century Fox hired him as a consultant for the Ice Age cartoons based on his memories... #yorais |
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9:01 am
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ariffkamil:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was a teenager he spent his time masturbating to Cleopatra. #yorais |
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9:01 am
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bongkersz:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, 20th Century Fox hired him as a consultant for the Ice Age cartoons based on his memories... #yorais |
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9:02 am
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bernardyeoh:
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feeling bored?...for entertainment.....there is a hash tag #yorais |
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9:02 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @khawchiahui: 1st #yorais attempt: Rais Yatim is so old that his load is actually dust |
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9:02 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was a teenager he spent his time masturbating to Cleopatra. #yorais |
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9:02 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, 20th Century Fox hired him as a consultant for the Ice Age cartoons based on his memories... #yorais |
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9:02 am
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theancharn:
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Totally #macha RT @ujeantology: omg. yo rais jokes setanding dengan stand up comedy! #yorais |
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9:02 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: You sure he HAS TEETH?? RT @starwing: - Rais Yatim is so ancient, he use tree branch to brush his teeth. #yorais |
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9:02 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he can check his personal journal to see which came first, the chicken or the egg #yorais |
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9:02 am
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meing:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, carbon dating doesn't work on him anymore #yorais |
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9:02 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, he still uses Netscape #yorais |
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9:03 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, the Balrog is his brother #yorais |
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9:03 am
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daltonrussell:
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RT @andychin: @teongtatt: Haha! @kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, when God said "Let there be light" he's there to flick the switch #yorais |
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9:03 am
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khawchiahui:
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2nd #yorais attempt: Rais is so ancient that he has cradle Adam and Eve in his arms |
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9:03 am
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theancharn:
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#geek RT @lightyoruichi: Rais Yatim so ancient, he still uses Netscape #yorais |
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9:03 am
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SJLau:
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#yorais Find a bomoh when you're sick! |
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9:04 am
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geminianeyes:
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LOL rt @ganaeshd: @hisashi_glay Rais uses Chuck Norris for his "epic mount". #yorais |
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9:04 am
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radianceleong:
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@Asohan your #yorais entries are damn good. :P |
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9:04 am
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wordsmanifest:
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RT @uzairsawal: Rais is so ancient that @wordsmanifest recycled jokes about old people thrown at him and used it against rais #yorais |
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9:04 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient, he changed Adam's diapers. #yorais |
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9:05 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @lightyoruichi: Rais Yatim so ancient, he still uses Netscape #yorais |
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9:05 am
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ezanee:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he's his own grandpa? #yorais |
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9:05 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @MeiNg: Rais Yatim is so ancient, carbon dating doesn't work on him anymore #yorais |
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9:05 am
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DJocularxssk:
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RT @uzairsawal: Rais is so ancient that @wordsmanifest recycled jokes about old people thrown at him and used it against rais #yorais |
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9:05 am
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andychin:
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the new ancient is rais #yorais |
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9:05 am
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meing:
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Rais is so ancient, he would know who first stepped foot into malaya. #yorais |
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9:05 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT #Macha !! RT @kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to call Parameswara macha! #yorais |
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9:05 am
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roflina:
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RT @uzairsawal: Rais is so ancient that @wordsmanifest recycled jokes about old people thrown at him and used it against rais #yorais |
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9:06 am
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Hisashi_Glay:
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@ganaeshd Epic mount? i thought all he does is GETZ mounted Zing~~! #yorais |
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9:06 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he and Larry King used to be childhood friends #yorais |
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9:06 am
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roflina:
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adoi gelak ketawa sampai batuk x___x #yorais |
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9:06 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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9:06 am
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twthisguy:
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@chihohoho i think its wrong and borderline dangerous to confuse ancient-ness with sheer ignorance. but keep the #yorais tweets coming! |
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9:06 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:07 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he used to live in Stonehenge (which had 21 bathrooms at the time) #yorais |
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9:07 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, his kids don't misbehave coz they know they're gonna get a piece of their dad, and they'll be history. #yorais |
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9:07 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, that he just bought GameBoy (black and white) for his son! And he flaunts it to his colleagues! #yorais |
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9:07 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he taught Tolkien the languages of Arda #yorais |
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9:07 am
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andrewkjs:
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FATALITY! RT: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he and Larry King used to be childhood friends #yorais |
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9:07 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais is so ancient he delivered his first campaign speech in classical Sanskrit #yorais |
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9:07 am
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theancharn:
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LOL RT @asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:07 am
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wordsmanifest:
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RT @andrewkjs: FATALITY! RT: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he and Larry King used to be childhood friends #yorais |
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9:08 am
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SamZzNg:
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This is epic! RT @Asohan Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais #raisn00b |
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9:08 am
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bumilangit:
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RT @bumilangit: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is still a socialist. Hehe #yorais |
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9:08 am
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ariffkamil:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he watches 10,000 BC to remember the night he lost his virginity. #yorais |
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9:08 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais is so ancient he delivered his first campaign speech in classical Sanskrit #yorais |
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9:08 am
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jimmyang:
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@DJNasT All over Twitter has been going on with #yorais tweets. |
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9:08 am
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andychin:
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BRAVO! RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:08 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient he is still on the run for abel's murder #yorais |
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9:08 am
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royalshortness:
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Rais is so ancient, he discovered fire! #yorais |
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9:09 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he still plays Game 'n Watch. #yorais |
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9:09 am
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klagang:
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rais yatim is so ancient, he has a picture of hang jebat in his high school yearbook. #yorais (wait. did he even go to school?) |
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9:09 am
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danielctw:
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I thought yorais was a new food name like teh ais... looks like i was wrong #yorais |
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9:09 am
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Hisashi_Glay:
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@RWJ We're bashing our local "bush" on #yorais. The dauche is anti-ing twitter. Help your Malaysian Fan out Playa~ |
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9:09 am
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lightyoruichi:
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I fell down! RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so stupid, he tot the Big Bang was a orgy at the playboy mansion #yorais |
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9:09 am
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andychin:
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Run for God is looking out. RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient he is still on the run for abel's murder #yorais |
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9:09 am
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roflina:
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*mati* RT @wordsmanifest: Rais is so ancient he delivered his first campaign speech in classical Sanskrit #yorais |
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9:10 am
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natashanair:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:10 am
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chellelola:
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rais yatim so ancient, he thinks owning a handphone is so freaking cool. #yorais |
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9:10 am
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prem87:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when he was in school they didnt teach sejarah yet! #yorais |
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9:10 am
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theancharn:
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RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he watches 10,000 BC to remember the night he lost his virginity. #yorais |
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9:10 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, there were only two continents on Earth when he was born #yorais |
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9:10 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @royalshortness: Rais is so ancient, he discovered fire! #yorais |
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9:10 am
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VincentChow:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, the dinosaurs discover him through the time machine #yorais |
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9:10 am
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NDrewC:
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LOL !!! RT @royalshortness: Rais is so ancient, he discovered fire! #yorais |
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9:10 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient Yoda calls him grandpa. #yorais |
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9:10 am
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nickchhan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when Moses parted the Red sea, he was fishing on the other side #yorais |
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9:11 am
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Rais_Yatim:
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apa itu #yorais ? |
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9:11 am
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bmahendran:
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RT: @kavilan: This takes the cake! RT: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:11 am
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saphxssk:
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RT @prem87 Rais Yatim is so ancient that when he was in school they didnt teach sejarah yet! #yorais |
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9:11 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @chellelola: rais yatim so ancient, he thinks owning a handphone is so freaking cool. #yorais |
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9:11 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he's actually Gandalf the Great's great-great grandpa #yorais |
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9:11 am
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ariffkamil:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he went to a dinosaur exhibit then cried out, "Fluffy! What have they done to you?!" #yorais |
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9:11 am
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he still wears LA Gear #yorais |
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9:11 am
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flyguy729:
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#yorais is so farnie lol |
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9:11 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @theancharn: RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he watches 10,000 BC to remember the night he lost his virginity. #yorais |
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9:11 am
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andychin:
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he is so ancient he walk frm america to to malaysia,when all lands still joint #yorais |
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9:11 am
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kushairi:
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Rais is so ancient, he still uses the old brick style Motorolas #yorais |
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9:11 am
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Coolerthings:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, that Chuck Norris is just like a small kid compare to him #yorais |
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9:11 am
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amuse_gueule:
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hahahaha RT @nickchhan Rais Yatim is so ancient, when Moses parted the Red sea, he was fishing on the other side #yorais |
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9:11 am
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andychin:
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RT @Rais_Yatim: apa itu #yorais ? |
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9:12 am
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klagang:
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RT @nickchhan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when Moses parted the Red sea, he was fishing on the other side #yorais |
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9:12 am
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puvanan:
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RT: @bmahendran: RT: @kavilan: This takes the cake! RT: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:12 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @nickchhan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when Moses parted the Red sea, he was fishing on the other side #yorais |
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9:12 am
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kazwan:
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I'm loving the #yorais trending topics. Hilarious! Come to think of it, #yorais sounds like *your A$$". Even funnier! |
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9:12 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:12 am
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suanie:
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And one for the home ground... Rais Yatim is so ancient, Project Petaling Street was relevant :P #yorais |
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9:12 am
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timothyteoh:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:12 am
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geminianeyes:
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@lightyoruichi he lost his virginity? @@ #yorais |
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9:12 am
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saphxssk:
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RT @uzairsawal Rais is so ancient that @wordsmanifest recycled jokes about old people thrown at him and used it against rais #yorais |
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9:12 am
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wordsmanifest:
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HA!!!! RT @miri085: Rais Yatim is so ancient he still wears LA Gear #yorais |
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9:12 am
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hkboey:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, 20th Century Fox hired him as a consultant for the Ice Age cartoons based on his memories... #yorais |
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9:12 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, he remembers his time in Yunnan before floating on a rakit to Tanah Melayu #yorais |
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9:12 am
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hamsupking:
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RacyRaisY is so ancient, that he's started litigation proceedings wit Bunkface for not releasing vinyl format singles #yorais |
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9:13 am
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starwing:
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@suanie Project Petaling Street still exist? Oh wait, it should not. That's why it's ancient. #yorais |
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9:13 am
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ShaolinTiger:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient he gets offended by people using English (cakap orang putih) because he was around before English was invented. |
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9:13 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so ancient he had a dinosaur as a pet! #yorais |
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9:13 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he used to have primordial soup for breakfast #yorais |
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9:13 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:13 am
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kushairi:
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Rais is so ancient, he gets his PA to read, reply, print and post his emails for him #yorais |
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9:13 am
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mrjefe:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he is remembered as the one who accused the dove (nicknamed Twitter) on Noah's Ark as a propaganda agent #yorais |
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9:13 am
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spinzer:
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#YoRais you're so ancient that you exist before Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris exist eternally. |
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9:14 am
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saphxssk:
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Rais is so ancient where he was with the mayans when they predicted bout 2012 #yorais |
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9:14 am
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lavuarne:
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Hmmm... what is going on?? wtf is #yorais? |
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9:14 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he probably thought facebook is a the latest anti-aging cream #yorais |
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9:14 am
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mrjefe:
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Champ! RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he can check his personal journal to see which came first, the chicken or the egg #yorais |
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9:14 am
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ariffkamil:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he still uses Friendster. #yorais |
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9:14 am
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klagang:
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RT @miri085: Rais Yatim is so ancient he still wears LA Gear #yorais |
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9:14 am
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Hisashi_Glay:
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@ganaeshd #yorais you so old, u need to use diapers all over again |
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9:14 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, he play rock-rock-rock as a kid, #rockpaperscissors #yorais |
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9:15 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he thinks Commodore 64 runs on the latest Windows... Windows ME. #yorais |
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9:15 am
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khawchiahui:
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Rais yatim is so ancient that yoda was his padawan #yorais |
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9:15 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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Damn thats a good one ! RT @spinzer: #YoRais you're so ancient that you exist before Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris exist eternally. |
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9:15 am
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chellelola:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, he play rock-rock-rock as a kid, #rockpaperscissors #yorais |
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9:15 am
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puvanan:
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LMAO!!! RT: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:16 am
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benjicajess:
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love this! RT: Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:16 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @khawchiahui: Rais yatim is so ancient that yoda was his padawan #yorais |
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9:16 am
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ben_israel:
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Darn it, I was demo-ing Twitter to a client when all the #yorais tweets appeared. Lucky, client was amused! |
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9:16 am
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moonstarlady:
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Love it! RT @spinzer: #YoRais you're so ancient that you exist before Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris exist eternally. |
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9:16 am
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SamZzNg:
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I love you man #macha RT @Asohan
RaisYatim is so ancient that it?s the candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:16 am
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MikeyVoon:
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What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:16 am
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bumilangit:
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Rais still hangs CD around his neck, 4U2C style. #yorais |
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9:16 am
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SJLau:
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#YoRais get out of your car its western! Ride a kerbau instead! |
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9:16 am
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ezanee:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he still uses the telegraph system. Stop. #yorais |
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9:16 am
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ShaolinTiger:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient when he was young rainbows were still in black and white. |
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9:16 am
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theancharn:
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RT @andychin: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:17 am
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elviza:
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RT @Asohan: LOL RT @Kavilan Rais Yatim is so ancient, his IC number is 0001 #yorais --> damn funny weh! |
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9:17 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient the mountains know his name. #yorais |
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9:17 am
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benjicajess:
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GOOD ONE! RT: @nazezz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's got Roman Numerals on his birth certificate #yorais |
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9:17 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @nazezz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's got Roman Numerals on his birth certificate #yorais |
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9:17 am
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danielbong:
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#YoRais you're so ancient I don't think you'll be able to keep up with this trending tweets, much less to even see one |
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9:17 am
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kazwan:
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Rais is so ancient that he was actually the one who threw the apple at Sir Isaac Newton. #yorais |
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9:17 am
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @kavilan
Rais Yatim is so ancient, he knew the Rolling Stones when they were pebbles #yorais |
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9:17 am
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SJLau:
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#YoRais dont listen to the radio or watch the television! They're all invented by westerns as well! Retreat to your cave ASAP! |
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9:17 am
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marcusians:
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LOL! RT @andychin Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:18 am
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joshlim:
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RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient the mountains know his name. #yorais |
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9:18 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @ezanee: Rais Yatim is so ancient he still uses the telegraph system. Stop. #yorais |
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9:18 am
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prem87:
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Rais Yatim.. i hope ur bitch ass is reading all this tweets.. #yorais |
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9:18 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient, Chaplin was his homeboy-o #yorais |
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9:18 am
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megreat:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:18 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, he walked into an antique store and they kept him. #yorais |
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9:18 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he witnessed the Big Bang. #yorais |
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9:18 am
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LynnDhia:
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ROTFL!!! RT @ShaolinTiger: #yorais Rais is so ancient when he was young rainbows were still in black and white. |
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9:18 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he knows the secret handshake to enter the city of Atlantis #yorais |
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9:18 am
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alphaque:
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@suanie as a PPS founder, all i can say is, OUCH ! :) #yorais |
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9:18 am
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SJLau:
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#YoRais go back to Mars! Earth is too dangerous! |
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9:18 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais, Rais Yatim is so ancient, Hang Tuah says "Cis Bedebah kau Yatim, berani kau turun. Pukat Ikan pun ko hina ya?" |
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9:18 am
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ted1777:
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@theancharn I will trnsfer RM5 via M2U 2 e best #yorais quote -while at it, u can try latest 'mobile' version http://mobile.maybank2u.com.my |
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9:18 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kazwan: Rais is so ancient that he was actually the one who threw the apple at Sir Isaac Newton. #yorais |
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9:19 am
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saphxssk:
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Rais lives 2mins away from my house. Lol... #yorais |
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9:19 am
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elviza:
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@bongkersz @kavilan --> hahahahaha u made my day lah, I can actually inmagine #yorais being an exhibit in the museum! |
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9:19 am
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daltonrussell:
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ok win already. RT @moonstarlady: @spinzer: #YoRais you're so ancient that you exist before Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris exist eternally. |
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9:19 am
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kushairi:
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Rais is so ancient, his home phone number is still 5 digits #yorais |
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9:19 am
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ezanee:
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RT @nickchhan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when Moses parted the Red sea, he was fishing on the other side #yorais |
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9:19 am
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ariffkamil:
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Hahaha! RT @MikeyVoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:19 am
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ezanee:
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RT @chellelola: RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, he play rock-rock-rock as a kid, #rockpaperscissors #yorais |
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9:20 am
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jibone:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's still on Friendster? #yorais |
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9:20 am
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stephendoss:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:20 am
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miri085:
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hahahah :D RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient he checks his Twitter feed on a Telex machine #yorais |
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9:20 am
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SJLau:
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#YoRais West of EU and US, across the pacific lies us! Asia! We're western as well! Oh no I feel so duped! |
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9:20 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient, he gave Zeus his first lightning bolt #yorais |
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9:20 am
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bmahendran:
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RT: @puvanan: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:20 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, Mt Everest was just a speed bump when he was born #yorais |
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9:20 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, God and Lucifer are his Facebook friends #yorais |
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9:20 am
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meing:
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Rais is so ancient, he knows who created the first fire. #yorais |
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9:20 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kushairi: Rais is so ancient, his home phone number is still 5 digits #yorais |
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9:21 am
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moonstarlady:
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HAHA RT @eyerizzz: Rais Yatim is so ancient the Monkey God messed up his home before moving on to Heaven. #yorais |
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9:21 am
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9W2WIL:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:21 am
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khawchiahui:
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Rais is so ancient that he was there to witness genesis.."let there b light" damaged his eyes #yorais |
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9:21 am
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zique:
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#yorais Rais so ancient that Charles Darwin mistaken him for the missing link between Primates and Homo Sapiens. |
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9:21 am
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klagang:
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rais yatim is so ancient, he chats using mIRC #yorais |
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9:21 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, God and Lucifer are his Facebook friends #yorais |
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9:21 am
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ariffkamil:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, Hang Tuah took his lunch money. #yorais |
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9:21 am
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kellygoh:
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Great stuff! RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:21 am
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saimatkong:
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what's going on with Rais Yatim "Malaysian Information, Communications, and Culture Minister" #yorais? I'm blur... |
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9:21 am
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ShaolinTiger:
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Rais is so ancient when he was young the Dead Sea was just feeling a little bit under the weather. #yorais |
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9:21 am
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @: @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:21 am
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kellygoh:
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and he can't resist! RT @davinarul: Rais so ancient, he thinks The History Channel's "Battles B.C." is about his domestic problems #yorais |
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9:21 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient he used to give Sherlock Holmes duit kopi. #yorais |
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9:21 am
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teongtatt:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, the word 'history' actually originated from depicting his life; his-story. #yorais |
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9:22 am
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kushairi:
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Rais is so ancient, he refers to Tenaga Nasional as Lembaga Letrik Negara #yorais |
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9:22 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so ancient he'll never find out about this! #yorais |
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9:22 am
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redsheep:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:22 am
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jimmyang:
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@DJNasT: RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that it?s the number of candles on his birthday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:22 am
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zoomentality:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he can check his personal journal to see which came first, the chicken or the egg #yorais |
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9:22 am
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puvanan:
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Rais is so ancient, he knows the exact date Pangea cracked #yorais |
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9:22 am
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apple4today:
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wats with the #yorais tweets but its farnee! |
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9:22 am
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seanx2:
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lol at the #yorais tags :p |
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9:22 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @khairul: #yorais is the new momma jokes. Your Rais is more ancient than my Rais =_= |
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9:22 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Hang Tuah took his lunch money. #yorais |
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9:22 am
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chellelola:
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#yorais tweets going so quick. HOW TO DO WORK WHILE READING ALL THESE AMAZING JOKES LA |
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9:22 am
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lightyoruichi:
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http://twitpic.com/yrxib - Rais Yatim is so ancient that this is his new gaming rig #yorais #geek |
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9:22 am
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ezanee:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks gay means happy. #yorais you so gay. |
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9:22 am
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Hisashi_Glay:
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@roflina #yorais you so old u belong in the museum along side King Tut. |
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9:22 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kushairi: Rais is so ancient, he refers to Tenaga Nasional as Lembaga Letrik Negara #yorais |
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9:22 am
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lightyoruichi:
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@MeiNg #geekjoke + #yorais jokes! |
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9:22 am
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megreat:
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RT @kushairi: Rais is so ancient, he refers to Tenaga Nasional as Lembaga Letrik Negara #yorais |
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9:22 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he used to give Sherlock Holmes duit kopi. #yorais |
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9:22 am
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victorliew:
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this #yorais thing is the best in months LOL |
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9:23 am
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FoOie:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he calls everyone else ?pendatangs? #yorais |
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9:23 am
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laukokpin:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:23 am
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ezanee:
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@chellelola Stop working and put in more #yorais jokes. Chop Chop! |
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9:23 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, God and Lucifer are his Facebook friends #yorais |
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9:23 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient everyone want a piece of him haha #yorais |
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9:23 am
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teongtatt:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, if he was a female; the word 'history' would've been 'her-story'. #yorais |
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9:23 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, he remembers main guli with the Peking Man #yorais |
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9:23 am
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derekw:
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Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:23 am
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michding:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:23 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, he prophesized life on earth. #yorais |
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9:23 am
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MikeyVoon:
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What's do high carbs and butt of jokes have in common? Answer: Glutinous Rais. #yorais |
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9:23 am
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theancharn:
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U can say that again! RT @victorliew: this #yorais thing is the best in months LOL |
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9:23 am
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miri085:
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rais is so ancient he still thinks KRUMANIA will have bad influence to youth #yorais |
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9:23 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @puvanan: Rais is so ancient, he knows the exact date Pangea cracked #yorais |
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9:24 am
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amuse_gueule:
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@sultanmuzaffar tag with #yorais @sultanmuzaffar
Rais Yatim is so ancient because his brain size equal to the memory of a floppy disk. |
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9:24 am
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thezerohour:
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RT @marcusians: LOL! RT @andychin RaisY is so ancient tat it?s the number of candles on his bday cake that?s causing global warming #yorais |
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9:24 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais is so ancient, he remembers main guli with the Peking Man #yorais |
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9:24 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, he doesn't understand zero. #yorais |
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9:24 am
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SJLau:
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#YoRais is so ancient, he created crap! |
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9:24 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he still use a pager #yorais |
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9:25 am
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shwong:
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@mikeyvoon 2 nuts are better than 1 #yorais |
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9:25 am
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changyang1230:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's was Bendahara for Parameswara. #yorais |
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9:25 am
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FoOie:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:25 am
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starwing:
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- Rais Yatim is so ancient, that the dinosaurs worship him. #yorais |
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9:25 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, only birds used to tweet in his time #yorais |
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9:25 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, that Yoda was his padawan #yorais |
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9:25 am
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hamsupking:
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#yoRais imma happy 4u & imma letU finish, but I think Serba Wangi sells the best Rais in the country |
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9:25 am
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danielctw:
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RT @zique: #yorais Rais so ancient that Charles Darwin mistaken him for the missing link between Primates and Homo Sapiens. |
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9:25 am
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JustinNeMo:
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RT @ujeantology: omg. yo rais jokes setanding dengan stand up comedy! #yorais |
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9:25 am
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shwong:
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#yorais are everywhere #yorais LOL~ Keep em coming guys.. All we need now is to have a cartoon strip about it... |
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9:25 am
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benjicajess:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he farts dust and lints #yorais |
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9:25 am
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chellelola:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:25 am
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michding:
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Yo Rais, Yo! #yorais |
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9:25 am
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eevon:
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i think this warrants the RM10 reward! HAHAHAHAHA!!! RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim so ancient, only birds used to tweet in his time #yorais |
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9:26 am
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SJLau:
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#YoRais may be the first crap that came out of God's anus, no wonder he's so ancient. |
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9:26 am
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eyerizzz:
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Then they un-friended him. hence the bitterness. RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, God and Lucifer are his Facebook friends #yorais |
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9:26 am
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benjicajess:
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RT: @FoOie: RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:26 am
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mayakins:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he types letters with Wordperfect 123. |
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9:26 am
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ezanee:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:26 am
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ariffkamil:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he has a Backstreet Boys poster on his wall. #yorais |
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9:26 am
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klagang:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:26 am
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andychin:
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He is so ancient Trex kicked his butt #yorais |
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9:26 am
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SJLau:
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ok I'll stop my #YoRais Twitterhea. |
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9:26 am
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megreat:
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@mizahisham and he told malaysians not to be addicted to fb and twitter.which leads to the #yorais tweets.cuba baca.hahaha |
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9:26 am
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jiniusatwork:
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we have a winner RT @MalaiseMalay Rais is so ancient he didn't find this meme funny #yorais |
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9:26 am
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thezerohour:
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RaisY is so old he use to have pet t-rex. but wait...HAAARAAMMMM-tau! #yorais |
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9:26 am
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kellygoh:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:27 am
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eklern:
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When Rais Yatim said tht twitter/fb is bad for culture,is he indirectly sayin Najib is bad for culture?since najib twit n fb #yorais |
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9:27 am
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eleanorng:
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RT @ShaolinTiger: Rais is so ancient when he was young the Dead Sea was just feeling a little bit under the weather. #yorais |
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9:27 am
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9W2WIL:
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U r generous. Not cutting RM10 of salary by politicians. RT @starwing I will transfer Rm10 4 d best quote about RaisYatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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9:27 am
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HazelHassan:
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HA HA HA!!RT @davinarul: Rais so ancient, he thinks The History Channel's "Battles B.C." is about his domestic problems #yorais |
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9:27 am
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theancharn:
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RT @benjicajess @FoOie @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:27 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim may be ancient, but he still cant figure out what #yorais means. |
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9:27 am
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saphxssk:
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RT @roflina Rais is so ancient, he gave Zeus his first lightning bolt #yorais |
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9:27 am
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benjicajess:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:27 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, that he uses 512kb disk as his external storage device #yorais |
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9:27 am
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chainsawmouse:
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RT @jiniusatwork we have a winner RT @MalaiseMalay Rais is so ancient he didn't find this meme funny #yorais |
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9:27 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @starwing: - Rais Yatim is so ancient, that the dinosaurs worship him. #yorais |
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9:27 am
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Asohan:
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Double-whammy! RT @kellygoh Rais Yatim so ancient, only birds used to tweet in his time #yorais |
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9:27 am
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kushairi:
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huahuahua RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so ancient, Adam and Eve spotted him hanging around the Garden of Eden. |
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9:27 am
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bal_agil:
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This one really cracked me up! hahahaha RT @ujeantology: RT @puvanan: Rais is so ancient, he knows the exact date Pangea cracked #yorais |
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9:27 am
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michding:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:27 am
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seanx2:
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LOL #yorais you so ancient you the only creature in jurassic park they never had to animate |
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9:28 am
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MikeyVoon:
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@shwong Hehe.. yeah lo, that's why Rais Kacang is a whole bowl of em nuts! #yorais |
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9:28 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais is so ancient they hired him to check PGL The Musical for factual errors #yorais |
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9:28 am
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andygts:
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ahahah RT @starwing: - Rais Yatim is so ancient, that the dinosaurs worship him. #yorais |
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9:28 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient, they used to spell his names with Hieroglyphics #yorais |
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9:28 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he once told Genghis Khan, "When I was at your age..." #yorais |
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9:28 am
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ariffkamil:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he went on a divorce his wife got half the cave. #yorais |
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9:28 am
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elviza:
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RT @Asohan: Double-whammy! RT @kellygoh Rais Yatim so ancient, only birds used to tweet in his time #yorais |
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9:28 am
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khawchiahui:
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ROTFL!!!! RT @benjicajess: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:28 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient his discs are still floppy. #yorais |
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9:28 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @eevon: i think this warrants the RM10 reward @starwing RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim so ancient, only birds used to tweet in his time #yorais |
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9:28 am
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ezanee:
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RT @ShaolinTiger: Rais is so ancient when he was young the Dead Sea was just feeling a little bit under the weather. #yorais |
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9:28 am
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andychin:
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LOL!!!! RT @michding: RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:28 am
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ujeantology:
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@lightyoruichi Rais so ancient he still uses a floppy disk! #yorais |
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9:28 am
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MicWrecka:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:28 am
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felixchu:
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LOLS this is damn GOOD! RT @lightyoruichi: Rais Yatim is so ancient, that he uses 512kb disk as his external storage device #yorais |
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9:29 am
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ezanee:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais is so ancient they hired him to check PGL The Musical for factual errors #yorais |
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9:29 am
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Nigelytl:
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#yorais is freaking hilarious |
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9:29 am
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foocheehoe:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he used to have primordial soup for breakfast #yorais (via @Asohan) :) |
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9:29 am
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vicjamm:
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Rais is so ancient when you talk about blackberry, he will buy real berries for you. #yorais |
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9:29 am
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alphaque:
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@yoonkit smoke gets in #yorais ? :) |
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9:29 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was the one who actually stole the Silmarils #yorais |
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9:29 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he helped build the pyramids #yorais |
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9:29 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @khawchiahui: ROTFL!!!! RT @benjicajess: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:29 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @benjicajess: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:29 am
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ezanee:
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RT @seanx2: LOL #yorais you so ancient you the only creature in jurassic park they never had to animate |
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9:29 am
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andychin:
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He is so ancient he cries everytime go to museum, so much of memories #yorais |
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9:29 am
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moonstarlady:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?"#yorais |
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9:29 am
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ariffkamil:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais is so ancient they hired him to check PGL The Musical for factual errors #yorais |
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9:29 am
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starwing:
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- I will transfer RM10 4 d best quote about RaisYatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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9:29 am
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bumilangit:
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PaRAISwara #yorais |
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9:29 am
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prem87:
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#yorais u've got a mode switch up ur ass! Rais Yatim - I have changed my MODE http://youtu.be/Ts_87zEZFqk |
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9:29 am
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natashanair:
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RT @benjicajess: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:29 am
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megreat:
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RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so ancient, Adam and Eve spotted him hanging around the Garden of Eden. |
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9:29 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:30 am
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miri085:
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hahaha RT @roflina: Rais is so ancient, they used to spell his names with Hieroglyphics #yorais |
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9:30 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he once told Genghis Khan, "When I was at your age..." #yorais |
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9:30 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @moemasri: Rais is so ancient he helped build the pyramids #yorais |
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9:30 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he has overused his senior citizen discounts #yorais |
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9:30 am
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ZhiQ:
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Good one!! Lol. RT @alphaque @yoonkit smoke gets in #yorais ? :) |
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9:30 am
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andychin:
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I burst.. RT @natashanair: RT @benjicajess: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:31 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient he has overused his senior citizen discounts #yorais |
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9:31 am
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julianhopkins:
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Rais is so ancient, he needs hieroglyphs on his typewriter keys #yorais |
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9:31 am
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prem87:
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RT @natashanair: LOL RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:31 am
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VincentChow:
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RT @ben_israel: Darn it, I was demo-ing Twitter to a client when all the #yorais tweets appeared. Lucky, client was amused! |
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9:31 am
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roflina:
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wow laughing so hard my grammar fucked up d #yorais |
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9:31 am
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andygts:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he can be Msian version of Fred from Flinstone #yorais |
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9:31 am
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saphxssk:
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RT @chainsawmouse we have a winner RT @MalaiseMalay Rais is so ancient he didn't find this meme funny #yorais |
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9:31 am
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thezerohour:
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HAHAHHAHAHAH!! RT @benjicajess: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:31 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he inspired Vanilla Rais. #yorais rais baby! |
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9:31 am
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saphxssk:
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RT @moemasri Rais is so ancient he helped build the pyramids #yorais |
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9:31 am
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ben_israel:
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Ouch! My sides hurt! RT @khawchiahui RT @benjicajess Rais Yatim is so ancient tt when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:31 am
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ezanee:
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#yorais you so ancient you said inventing the wheel was "budaya barat" |
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9:31 am
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andychin:
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He is so ancient he created a Mode Switch in his body, noone has. #yorais |
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9:31 am
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daltonrussell:
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these #yorais tweets are killing me. i might just die from laughter. have mercy mercy mercy please! |
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9:31 am
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marcusians:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:32 am
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bal_agil:
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HAHAHA RT @moonstarlady: RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?"#yorais |
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9:32 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @julianhopkins: Rais is so ancient, he needs hieroglyphs on his typewriter keys #yorais |
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9:32 am
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missy_blurkit:
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RT LOL @andygts: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he can be Msian version of Fred from Flinstone #yorais |
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9:32 am
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rengee:
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RT @benjicajess: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:32 am
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benjicajess:
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Rais is so ancient, he was a waiter at The Last Supper and has since grumbled abt the western culture #yorais |
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9:32 am
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melonlicious:
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RT @felixchu RT @lightyoruichi: Rais Yatim is so ancient, that he uses 512kb disk as his external storage device #yorais |
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9:32 am
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zarakahan:
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RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he went on a divorce his wife got half the cave. #yorais |
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9:32 am
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kushairi:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks he know who Perak Man's real name is #yorais |
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9:32 am
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roflina:
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oh god dying RT @ZhiQ: Good one!! Lol. RT @alphaque @yoonkit smoke gets in #yorais ? :) |
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9:32 am
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megreat:
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@mizahisham hahaha.aaa.tatau nak cakap apa.(still laughing at #yorais entries, :p ) hahahha |
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9:32 am
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Nickywoo:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:32 am
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megreat:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient he has overused his senior citizen discounts #yorais |
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9:32 am
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zarakahan:
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RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he still uses Friendster. #yorais |
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9:32 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 4 d best quote about RaisYatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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9:32 am
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mizahisham:
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#yorais was born in the 60s. He doesn't use Twitter la weyh. Sheesyh. |
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9:32 am
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feekeed:
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#yorais is so ancient he looked decomposed. |
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9:32 am
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zarakahan:
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RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was a teenager he spent his time masturbating to Cleopatra. #yorais |
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9:32 am
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mahyuni:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:33 am
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axidrain:
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Rais is so old, he ordered mcdonald's through a walkthrough #yorais |
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9:33 am
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megreat:
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RT @Asohan: Double-whammy! RT @kellygoh Rais Yatim so ancient, only birds used to tweet in his time #yorais |
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9:33 am
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khawchiahui:
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rais is so ancient that he used to be the body cast for the terracotta army #yorais |
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9:33 am
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eklern:
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RT @andygts: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he can be Msian version of Fred from Flinstone #yorais |
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9:33 am
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miri085:
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http://bit.ly/78tck4 - kesian pun ada aku dengan #yorais ni |
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9:33 am
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tannernagib:
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LOL RT @natashanair: LOL RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:33 am
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chihohoho:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he won't know this is happening... |
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9:33 am
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davybates:
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by far the funniest! RT @benjicajess Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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9:33 am
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ben_israel:
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@andygts dude, Rais Yatim is old enough to have bowled with the Flintstones, and still get pwned! #yorais |
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9:33 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kushairi: Rais is so ancient, he thinks he know who Perak Man's real name is #yorais |
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9:33 am
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ngeow:
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Rais is so ancient, his MyKad number has B.C. after it. #yorais |
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9:33 am
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andychin:
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Rais is so ancient that he tweeted "What is this #yorais?" |
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9:33 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @ariffkamil: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he went on a divorce his wife got half the cave. #yorais |
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9:33 am
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jerng:
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#yorais needs to say something about this before it's ancient history. |
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9:33 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @benjicajess: Rais is so ancient, he was a waiter at The Last Supper and has since grumbled abt the western culture #yorais |
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9:34 am
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andygts:
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hahahahaha RT @ben_israel: @andygts dude, Rais Yatim is old enough to have bowled with the Flintstones, and still get pwned! #yorais |
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9:34 am
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jenkinyat:
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ini manyak best hahahaha RT: @chihohoho: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he won't know this is happening... |
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9:34 am
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missycheerio:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient,that he might have shook hands with Adam and Eve. #yorais @cincauhangus |
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9:34 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he invented the English language ha ha ha #yorais |
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9:34 am
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ariffkamil:
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Damn Western culture RT @ezanee: #yorais you so ancient you said inventing the wheel was "budaya barat" |
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9:34 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @altimet: @lightyoruichi he so ancient he bought windows and returned it cos he couldn't see 'the outside'. #yorais |
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9:34 am
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hamsupking:
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RacyRaisY is so ancient that when HilaryClintn wantd to #poken him, he brandished a 3.5" flopppydisk #yorais |
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9:34 am
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient,he thought karateka was the coolest game ever! #yorais |
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9:34 am
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joshlim:
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RT @roflina: oh god dying RT @ZhiQ: Good one!! Lol. RT @alphaque @yoonkit smoke gets in #yorais ? :) |
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9:34 am
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ditesh:
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Ahahaha RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he inspired Vanilla Rais. #yorais rais baby! |
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9:34 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @FeeKeeD: #yorais is so ancient he looked decomposed. |
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9:34 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @Asohan: Double-whammy! RT @kellygoh Rais Yatim so ancient, only birds used to tweet in his time #yorais |
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9:35 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's trying to get Twitter's printing license revoked because of #yorais |
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9:35 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @jerng: #yorais needs to say something about this before it's ancient history. |
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9:35 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @lightyoruichi: RT @altimet: @lightyoruichi he so ancient he bought windows and returned it cos he couldn't see 'the outside'. #yorais |
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9:35 am
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cerventus:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he communicate wit cave painting. #yorais |
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9:35 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient, he was the one who first put up the Moai statues on Easter Island #yorais |
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9:35 am
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ZhiQ:
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? Yo VIP let's kick it. Rais, Rais, baby. All right stop collaborate and listen, Rais is back with his brand new invention.. ? #yorais |
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9:35 am
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qiqichan:
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LMAO! RT @chihohoho: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he won't know this is happening... |
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9:35 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient his balls has sagged so bad, he used it to tie his shoes #yorais |
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9:35 am
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FoOie:
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#yorais you so ancient, how come you still got hair? Oh wait, you don't. |
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9:35 am
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eklern:
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#yorais rais yatim so ancient till he is hyping up twitter. lolz |
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9:36 am
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theancharn:
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RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he can speak Uruk-Hai #yorais #lotr |
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9:36 am
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spinzer:
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@MissyCheerio hehe welcome to join the #yorais gang! |
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9:36 am
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Nickywoo:
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Rias should take lessons from my tweeting mom,@belinda_woo and facebooking dad, http://bit.ly/6YODLB yo! #yorais |
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9:36 am
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JustinNeMo:
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We have #yorais, perhaps we should have #yonazri as well? Churches in Sabah reject proposal: http://bit.ly/5cnWS3 |
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9:36 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's trying to get Twitter's printing license revoked because of #yorais |
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9:36 am
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kazwan:
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RT @andychin: Rais is so ancient that he tweeted "What is this #yorais?" |
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9:36 am
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junw3n:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, he prophesized life on earth. #yorais |
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9:36 am
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bloodyhoney:
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@SJLau #YoRais cant go to Mars! It'll be a disgrace! Pluto would be perfect. |
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9:36 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, the apple that the snake offered to Adam & Eve was actually stolen from his dusun #yorais |
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9:37 am
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theancharn:
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LMAO RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's trying to get Twitter's printing license revoked because of #yorais |
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9:37 am
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ckgord:
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Hehehe, What Hai? RT @theancharn RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he can speak Uruk-Hai #yorais #lotr |
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9:37 am
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saphxssk:
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Rais is so old his body is analog. #yorais |
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9:37 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient he called Mumm-ra to get some of his bandages back. #yorais |
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9:37 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that Chedet goes to him for advice #yorais |
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9:37 am
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ujeantology:
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@jerng rais so ancient that by the time he finds out, it'll be year 3000! #yorais |
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9:37 am
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andychin:
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@qiqichan @chihohoho he knows, but he asked what. ;p #yorais |
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9:37 am
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chellelola:
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Rais Yatim - I have changed my MODE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts_87zEZFqk&feature=player_embedded #yorais |
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9:37 am
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andygts:
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RT @zilch: #yorais Rais is so ancient, when i looked up "Ancient" on Wikipedia, it redirected me to "Rais" |
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9:37 am
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rebelk0de:
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LOL!! RT @zhiQ: Good one!! Lol. RT @alphaque @yoonkit smoke gets in #yorais ? :) |
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9:38 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he bought micro genius console for his gf #yorais |
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9:38 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient his balls has sagged so bad, he used it to tie his shoes #yorais |
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9:38 am
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joshlim:
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I wonder how Rais would respond to #yorais. Would he even hear of it? Like: "Apa tu hashtag? Boleh makan ke?" |
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9:38 am
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jerng:
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Was this the first #yorais tweet? http://twitter.com/bongkersz/statuses/7938284787 |
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9:38 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, infinity is just a week away. #yorais |
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9:38 am
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andygts:
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RT @zhiQ: ? Yo VIP let's kick it. Rais, Rais, baby. All right stop collaborate and listen, Rais is back with his brand new invention #yorais |
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9:38 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he remembers when 64K was enough memory for Windows #yorais |
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9:38 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim may be ancient but the only time he was trendy was when #yorais was trending! |
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9:38 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient his balls has sagged so bad, he used it to tie his shoes #yorais |
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9:38 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient he blogs on Geocities. #yorais |
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9:38 am
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demonick:
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LOL! RT @lightyoruichi: RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient his balls has sagged so bad, he used it to tie his shoes #yorais |
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9:38 am
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ZainHD:
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The best one thus far. :) RT @yangjennie: RT @alphaque @yoonkit smoke gets in #yorais ? :) LOL!!!!!! |
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9:38 am
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ash_hong:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he witnessed the Giant help Merlin erect stonehenge. #yorais |
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9:39 am
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felixchu:
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Nice one! RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, the apple that the snake offered to Adam & Eve was actually stolen from his dusun #yorais |
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9:39 am
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hashtager:
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# I wonder how Rais would respond to #yorais. Would he even hear of it? Like: "Apa tu hashtag? Boleh makan ke?" |
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9:39 am
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Vikraman:
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@Asohan macha you gonna get in trouble with @therealDrM Rais is definitely not as ancient as Him! #yorais |
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9:39 am
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Nigelytl:
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you mean he knows what a blog is ? RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he blogs on Geocities. #yorais |
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9:39 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Oh man, cracking up with this #yorais jokes till the nurses thinks i'm getting crazy! |
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9:39 am
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chefboven:
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is Rais Yatim consider as #macha ??? #yorais |
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9:39 am
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andychin:
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@joshlim he did ask what is this :D #yorais |
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9:39 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he blogs on Geocities. #yorais |
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9:40 am
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ngeow:
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Rais is so ancient, he happened before the Big Bang. #yorais http://bit.ly/5SxTGh |
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9:40 am
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Asohan:
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@jerng Yup, @bongkersz started it #yorais |
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9:40 am
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danielctw:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient Chuck Norris couldn't do anything to him #yorais |
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9:40 am
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hoongchai:
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RT @BadCeddy: Rais Yatim is so ancient that his current favorite game is Tetris. #yorais // eh don't mock tetris... it's my fave too! |
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9:40 am
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dustyhawk:
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Not ancient. Rais IS ANCIENT for he still uses BBS . RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he blogs on Geocities. #yorais |
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9:40 am
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joshlim:
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Is this for real? #yorais Rais Yatim's Twitter account? http://twitter.com/RaisYatim |
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9:41 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he gave up tweeting after his dial up modem kaput-ed #yorais |
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9:41 am
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spinzer:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient if he knew about the #yorais jokes, he'd send the Spartans after all of you. SPARTAAAA!!! |
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9:41 am
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jfkjohan:
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OK i just have to. Aights! Rais be out of whack man cuz he probably wouldn't know that we be doing this... Hah! #yorais |
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9:41 am
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jimmyang:
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Another epic one @DJNasT RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient his balls has sagged so bad, he used it to tie his shoes #yorais |
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9:41 am
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ckgord:
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Still a macha, macha don't discriminate against dinosaurs. RT @chefboven is Rais Yatim consider as #macha ??? #yorais |
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9:41 am
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AudraPakalnyte:
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RT @zilch: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?"#yorais |
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9:41 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Ngeow: Rais is so ancient, he happened before the Big Bang. #yorais http://bit.ly/5SxTGh |
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9:42 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when they discovered fire. #yorais |
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9:42 am
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andychin:
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@joshlim #yorais i tot @Rais_Yatim |
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9:42 am
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sisinshopping:
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someone explain what's this #yorais thing going on pls? O.o i iz lost |
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9:42 am
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Ameides:
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ahhhh i dont even know the guy and im still wiping away tears of laughter at this #yorais stuff :'D |
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9:42 am
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prem87:
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@BadCeddy Rais is on Fire!!!! #yorais |
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9:42 am
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Nickywoo:
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#Rofl everyone follow? or not FOLRT @joshlim: Is this for real? #yorais Rais Yatim's Twitter account? http://twitter.com/RaisYatim |
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9:42 am
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hamsupking:
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Buck Rogers wantd to give RacyRaisY a lift 2da next town. Rais declined, sayin "Siput ni memang lembut & comfy. U go ahead" #yorais |
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9:42 am
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feistyflo:
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ROFL! RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he inspired Vanilla Rais. #yorais rais baby! |
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9:42 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, that anyone uses the #yorais is slowpoke! |
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9:42 am
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alphaque:
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@yoonkit so he's In #YoRais ? - http://bit.ly/8E4cMN :) |
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9:43 am
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spinzer:
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Word. RT @jayelleenelial: maybe best #yorais quote. RT @Zoeyve: @spinzer @eyerizzz You crazy people. Who's Rais Yatim anyways?! |
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9:43 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he taught Keith Richards to play guitar #yorais |
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9:43 am
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khawchiahui:
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rais is so old that he's still learning to sms #yorais |
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9:43 am
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yapthomas:
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Rais is so ancient that he still uses 56K dial-up modem. That's why he hates Facebook and Twitter! So slow can't update! #yorais |
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9:43 am
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danielctw:
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Rais Yatim says we bought Friendster, why use twitter and facebook? Now that's ancient #yorais |
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9:43 am
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ckgord:
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LOL RT @AudraPakalnyte RT @zilch: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?"#yorais |
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9:43 am
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geminianeyes:
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rt @spinzer: Word. RT @jayelleenelial: maybe best #yorais quote. RT @Zoeyve: @spinzer @eyerizzz You crazy people. Who's Rais Yatim anyways?! |
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9:43 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @spinzer: Rais Yatim is so ancient if he knew about the #yorais jokes, he'd send the Spartans after all of you. SPARTAAAA!!! |
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9:44 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so stupid he tries to use HIS bird to tweet.. #yorais |
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9:44 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient he gave up tweeting after his dial up modem kaput-ed #yorais |
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9:44 am
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andygts:
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ahhaha RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient his balls has sagged so bad, he used it to tie his shoes #yorais |
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9:44 am
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demonick:
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Good One! RT @ShaolinTiger: #yorais Rais is so ancient when he was young rainbows were still in black and white. |
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9:44 am
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daltonrussell:
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@ismn77 maybe you can ask #yorais for advise. =) |
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9:44 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient, he still uses W3Catalogue to search for stuff online #yorais |
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9:44 am
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walski69:
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Rais is so ancient, his fondest memories are those of his hiking trips thru the Sahara Forest #yorais |
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9:44 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @geminianeyes: rt @spinzer: Word. RT @jayelleenelial: maybe best #yorais quote. RT @Zoeyve: @spinzer @eyerizzz You crazy people. Who' ... |
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9:45 am
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mohdismail:
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@joshlim http://www.whendidyoujointwitter.com/ someone create that account to piss people off :) #yorais |
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9:45 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he was there when the last dodo bird died, thats why he hates twitter.. so many bad memories #yorais |
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9:45 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so stupid he tries to use HIS little bird to tweet.. #yorais |
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9:45 am
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9W2WIL:
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Just 'saw' ancient Rais in Filem Negara. At the archive dept, sitting der doin nothing but sulking. #yorais |
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9:45 am
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felixchu:
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Rais so ancient he still chats girls up on MIRC. #yorais |
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9:45 am
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lightyoruichi:
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I know! Just google it. RT @Ameides: ahhhh i dont even know the guy and im still wiping away tears of laughter at this #yorais stuff :'D |
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9:45 am
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midnitelily:
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LOL! RT @mikeyvoon What's do high carbs and butt of jokes have in common? Answer: Glutinous Rais. #yorais |
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9:45 am
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thezerohour:
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RaisYatim is so smart, he just invented a congkak set with HDMI #yorais |
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9:45 am
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ikanbillie:
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if u guys r bored, try reading #yorais. it's funny shite. |
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9:45 am
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junw3n:
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Omg Hahaha RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so stupid, he went to Bali to buy Limau Bali #yorais |
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9:45 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that Cleopatra taught him how to walk like an Egyptian #yorais |
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9:46 am
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jimmyang:
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Rais is so ancient that he was once a part of the Mayan tribe. #yorais |
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9:46 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he ruined Pompeii #yorais |
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9:46 am
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abinesh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he is celebrating the colour tv #yorais |
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9:46 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he uses a typewriter to send his tweets! #yorais |
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9:46 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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9:46 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so ancient his phone still uses monophonic ringtones! #yorais |
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9:46 am
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TheBackpackr:
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I'm flabbergasted by the viral effect of #yorais - best thing he's done for Malaysia thus far. |
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9:46 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @felixchu: Rais so ancient he still chats girls up on MIRC. #yorais |
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9:46 am
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christmasinkl:
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#yorais , if u do have a twitter account , then t-rex and cavemen should have accounts too |
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9:46 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais, Rais is so old, he only knows the song by the name Mamula Moon. "Apa tu Negaraku?" |
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9:46 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he chat's on messenger he starts off with "Hi ASL?" #yorais |
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9:46 am
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felixchu:
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RT @ikanbillie: if u guys r bored, try reading #yorais. it's funny shite. |
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9:46 am
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arystle:
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haha! too much wei! RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so stupid, he went to Bali to buy Limau Bali #yorais |
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9:46 am
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ariffkamil:
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a/s/l? RT @felixchu: Rais so ancient he still chats girls up on MIRC. #yorais |
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9:47 am
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zique:
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#yorais Rais So Ancient that he still uses Hammer and Chisels to write. |
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9:47 am
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surinR:
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Rais is so old if you ask him for the notebook, he will give a notepad #yorais |
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9:47 am
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JOHANYUSOF85:
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Rais is so ancient, he insists that Nintendo develops a party game for the Wii involving gasings, congkak and batu seremban. #yorais |
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9:47 am
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kellygoh:
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Stand RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that Cleopatra taught him how to walk like an Egyptian #yorais |
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9:47 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Sinatra_Z: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he chat's on messenger he starts off with "Hi ASL?" #yorais |
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9:47 am
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dustyhawk:
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He uses ink from an octopus and papyrus paper 2 tweet RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient he uses a typewriter to send his tweets! #yorais |
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9:47 am
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yapthomas:
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Next thing you know, Rais Yatim calls in the ISA against Tweeples trending #yorais . Oh yeah! We shall all join Uncle Pete in London! |
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9:47 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @CKGord: #yorais, Rais is so old, he only knows the song by the name Mamula Moon. "Apa tu Negaraku?" |
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9:47 am
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ngeow:
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Rais is so ancient he was conceived through Meiosis #yorais http://bit.ly/8YM9jn |
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9:47 am
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ezanee:
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Rais Yatim (aka arrogant fuck) is so ancient, we don't know what he means by "Changed my mode" #yorais |
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9:47 am
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chefboven:
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Rais yatim is so ancient that he using AVATAR language to talk #yorais |
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9:47 am
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ckgord:
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LOL, I think its Limau Barli RT @arystle haha! too much wei! RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so stupid, he went to Bali to buy Limau Bali #yorais |
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9:47 am
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Nickywoo:
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Now all that needs to happen is, #yorais hashtag makes headline in newspaper with @NajibRazak endorsing social media. |
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9:47 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @chihohoho: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, the world globe at his home is still flat. |
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9:47 am
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andygts:
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im lovin this trendin topic! RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient he uses a typewriter to send his tweets! #yorais |
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9:47 am
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eklern:
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RM1/week to twit bout #yorais ? @joshuaongys RT: @sotongzai: RM1/week for Twitter SMS from Channel X! |
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9:47 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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9:47 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @abinesh: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is celebrating the colour tv #yorais |
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9:47 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @jimmyang: Rais is so ancient that he was once a part of the Mayan tribe. #yorais |
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9:47 am
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andychin:
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Best aftermath :p RT @TheBackpackr: I'm flabbergasted by the viral effect of #yorais - best thing he's done for Malaysia thus far. |
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9:47 am
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chellelola:
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#yorais so ancient he created the word batu. |
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9:48 am
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joshlim:
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@sisinshopping Rais Yatim says Twitter is un-Malaysian. See http://bit.ly/5wl9Wz The tag is our sarcastic response #yorais |
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9:48 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @junw3n: Omg Hahaha RT @kavilan: Rais Yatim is so stupid, he went to Bali to buy Limau Bali #yorais |
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9:48 am
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seanx2:
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.@zilch #yorais? what is that? a fermented, inedible version of yoplait? :p |
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9:48 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What do u get when u cross Rais with a Nut? Answer: Rais Kacang. #yorais |
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9:48 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he invented smoke signals #yorais |
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9:48 am
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jooolean:
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RT @julee RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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9:48 am
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Asohan:
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LOL RT @kellygoh Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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9:48 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he just registered an @aol.com email account yesterday! #yorais |
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9:48 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais Yatim is so old, he was criticising the Monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey for being "anasir budaya asing" #yorais |
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9:48 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @mikeyvoon: What's do high carbs and butt of jokes have in common? Answer: Glutinous Rais. #yorais |
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9:48 am
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shaunsays:
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go fuck yourself. RT @prem87 #yorais u've got a mode switch up ur ass! Rais Yatim - I have changed my MODE http://youtu.be/Ts_87zEZFqk |
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9:48 am
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SalocinTEN:
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#yorais? Your eyes? My eyes are tired actually. #fb |
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9:48 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @chihohoho: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he won't know this is happening... |
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9:48 am
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bukhariramli:
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After karaoke Rais, we have this. Nice. RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so stupid he tries to use HIS little bird to tweet.. #yorais |
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9:48 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient before he logs on the internet he dials 1515 #yorais |
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9:48 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he planted the first tree in Taman Negara #yorais |
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9:48 am
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arystle:
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wowee!! like flintstones!! RT @BadCeddy : Rais Yatim is so ancient his wheels are made of stones. #yorais |
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9:48 am
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chefboven:
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i think my customer when out date with Rais Yatim #yorais waited for her so long still haven arrived..lol |
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9:48 am
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Gurlstrange:
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#yorais is so ancient he was actually the son of adam and eve.... |
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9:48 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais is so old, when we was a minister, Metallica was still in their spandex. #fb |
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9:48 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @yapthomas: Next thing you know, Rais Yatim calls in the ISA against Tweeples trending #yorais . Oh yeah! We shall all join Uncle Pet ... |
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9:48 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he doesnt need parents #yorais (for those who only cakap orang pooteh, Yatim = Orphan) |
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9:49 am
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amuse_gueule:
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he prolly made them take out & clean old kerises 2be used in a new epic abt himself @9W2WIL Rais in FilemNegara. archiveDept sulking #yorais |
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9:49 am
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miri085:
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its either protozoa or algae haha RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, his closest relatives are bacteria #yorais |
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9:49 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @ZainHD: The best one thus far. :) RT @yangjennie: RT @alphaque @yoonkit smoke gets in #yorais ? :) LOL!!!!!! |
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9:49 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that his telco provider is MOBIKOM 800 #yorais |
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9:49 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he send letters via pigeons #yorais |
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9:49 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when Jesus cried out, 'You, old man!', he turned around and went, 'Hmmmm?' #yorais |
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9:49 am
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razlanshah:
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Najib to Rais Yatim - #yorais have been suspended this year because you don't tweet |
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9:49 am
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moonstarlady:
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Rais really needs to get up to speed. Please @nikicheong, cover this in the paper! Can't wait to see his reaction....#yorais |
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9:49 am
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jibone:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he uses Altavista to search for websites #yorais |
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9:49 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @lightyoruichi: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he just registered an @aol.com email account yesterday! #yorais |
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9:49 am
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bal_agil:
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That was his first tweet, yo... RT @moemasri: Rais is so ancient he invented smoke signals #yorais |
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9:49 am
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MrG82:
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RT @yapthomas: Next thing you know,Rais Yatim calls in the ISA #yorais . Oh yeah! We shall all join Uncle Pete in London! What about Raja? |
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9:49 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @chellelola: #yorais so ancient he created the word batu. |
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9:49 am
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zilch:
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@seanx2 haha doesn't #yorais sound like "your rice" to you? :P |
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9:49 am
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YianSin:
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wondered wat's #yorais issue is all about.. but i had a good laugh!! way to go ppl!! |
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9:50 am
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zeffri:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, the Big Bang happend on his watch #yorais |
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9:50 am
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ronnyzy:
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Rais was so confused with English, he thought Blue was dedicating the song All Rais to him. #yorais |
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9:50 am
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SalocinTEN:
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#yorais? Your eyes? My eyes are tired actually. http://bit.ly/6IvFtY |
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9:50 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when Jesus cried out, 'You, old man!', he turned around and went, 'Hmmmm?' #yorais |
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9:50 am
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andychin:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he doesnt need parents #yorais (for those who only cakap orang pooteh, Yatim = Orphan) |
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9:50 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient when he was there to officiate the Majlis Pecah Tanah for the pyramids #yorais |
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9:50 am
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benjicajess:
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RT: @joshlim: I wonder how Rais would respond to #yorais. Would he even hear of it? Like: "Apa tu hashtag? Boleh makan ke?" |
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9:50 am
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arystle:
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tat's mean!ha! RT @yoonkit :Rais Yatim is so ancient, he doesnt need parents #yorais (for those who only cakap orang pooteh, Yatim = Orphan) |
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9:50 am
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Ameides:
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... h-how does one even... nvm dont wanna know. RT: @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so stupid he tries to use HIS little bird to tweet.. #yorais |
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9:50 am
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lennel:
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#yorais is so old... scientists now believe his burp caused the Big Bang |
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9:50 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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We gotta get #yorais as an active tweeting trend yo!! |
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9:50 am
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sixthseal:
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@suanie You have the best #yorais tweets. Haha! |
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9:50 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he planted the first tree in Taman Negara #yorais |
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9:51 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Sinatra_Z: Rais Yatim is so ancient before he logs on the internet he dials 1515 #yorais |
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9:51 am
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dayzeydoo:
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HAHAHA RT: @ariffkamil: a/s/l? RT @felixchu: Rais so ancient he still chats girls up on MIRC. #yorais |
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9:51 am
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qiilans87:
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RT @joshlim: I wonder how Rais would respond to #yorais. Would he even hear of it? Like: "Apa tu hashtag? Boleh makan ke?":haha watdepak?=p |
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9:51 am
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roflina:
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RT @ronnyzy: Rais was so confused with English, he thought Blue was dedicating the song All Rais to him. #yorais |
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9:51 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient when someone mentioned wireless to him he thinks they're talking about cordless phone #yorais |
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9:51 am
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ZhiQ:
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Some #yorais are so good. Highly recommend Rais to teleport himself to present time to enjoy them. |
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9:51 am
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TheBackpackr:
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That's too modern no? This is #yorais http://twitpic.com/yrzco RT @leviasher: Bet Rais still communicates thru telegraph! |
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9:51 am
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bongkersz:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient that when Jesus cried out, 'You, old man!', he turned around and went, 'Hmmmm?' #yorais |
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9:51 am
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joanneliyeng:
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rais so old that when he saw computer he was surp'rais'ed #yorais |
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9:51 am
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kellygoh:
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welcome to the circus RT @zeffri: Rais Yatim is so ancient, the Big Bang happend on his watch #yorais |
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9:51 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when he reads the #yorais feed, he will shout "Switch off the internets!" - like he can. |
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9:51 am
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roflina:
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OK OK OK DAH DAH DAH TAK JALAN KERJA KANG WTF #yorais |
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9:51 am
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soniazuzartee:
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Squeak the rat! LOL RT @zilch: I'm very hungry. Can i have some of #yorais? |
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9:51 am
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arystle:
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@andygts roger that! loving it too! #yorais |
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9:51 am
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joshlim:
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It's inspiring how Malaysians condemn atrocities like #churcharson and stupidity, like #yorais. Pengetweet Malaysia boleh! |
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9:51 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient when he was there to officiate the Majlis Pecah Tanah for the pyramids #yorais |
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9:51 am
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient his audiogalaxy is still returning results :D #yorais |
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9:52 am
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hamsupking:
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Rais so ancient, that when grandghter askd him 2play TikTok in da car, hesaid "Manade tempat 'tuk granfader clock 'ni?" #yorais |
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9:52 am
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andychin:
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I really should stop reading #yorais. But he is too interesting ancient to be studied!... |
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9:52 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, when he says that he's seen it a thousand times before, it ain't a metaphor #yorais |
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9:52 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he was the first person who founded Singapore!!! #yorais |
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9:52 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Sinatra_Z: Rais Yatim is so ancient when someone mentioned wireless to him he thinks they're talking about cordless phone #yorais |
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9:52 am
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shaunsays:
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hahahaha! he sucks balls! RT @eyerizzz Rais is so ancient when he was there to officiate the Majlis Pecah Tanah for the pyramids #yorais |
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9:52 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he remembers when England last won the world cup #yorais |
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9:52 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, when he audition for granny-porn, the director tell him to try Necrophilliac-Porn, with him in the c ... |
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9:52 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when the great sphinx of giza was built, he said "woi, gila kah?" #yorais |
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9:52 am
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derekyap:
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RT @joshlim: It's inspiring how Malaysians condemn atrocities like #churcharson and stupidity, like #yorais. "M'sia BOLEH!!" |
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9:52 am
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ShaolinTiger:
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Rais is so ancient his birth certificate says "Expired" #yorais |
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9:53 am
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moby74:
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#yorais is so ancient he thinks MS-DOS is the devil's creation. |
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9:53 am
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acutecritique:
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Who's Rais? *blur* RT @jayelleenelial: maybe best #yorais quote. RT @Zoeyve: @spinzer @eyerizzz You crazy people. Who's Rais Yatim anyways?! |
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9:53 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Hear hear RT @sixthseal: @suanie You have the best #yorais tweets. Haha! |
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9:53 am
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andychin:
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PENGETWEET! LOL! RT @joshlim: #yorais. Pengetweet Malaysia boleh! |
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9:53 am
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rainingheaven:
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Shldn't Rais the Info, Comm & Arts & Culture Minister give up position for NOT supporting tools for information and communication #yorais |
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9:53 am
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thatjames:
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Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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9:53 am
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ben_israel:
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pwned!!! RT @ShaolinTiger Rais is so ancient his birth certificate says "Expired" #yorais |
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9:53 am
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aoitenshii:
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LOL! RT @ShaolinTiger: Rais is so ancient his birth certificate says "Expired" #yorais |
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9:53 am
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MrFootieFanatic:
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Apparently he's on irc too. Haha RT @jibone: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he uses Altavista to search for websites #yorais |
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9:53 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais so ancient, he couldn't even understand hieroglyphics #yorais |
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9:54 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @ShaolinTiger: Rais is so ancient his birth certificate says "Expired" #yorais |
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9:54 am
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miri085:
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MS-DOS bad influence lah :P RT @moby74: #yorais is so ancient he thinks MS-DOS is the devil's creation. |
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9:54 am
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elviza:
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@jfmacvay yo macvay! Going for the world record on #yorais? Tweeting has never been so fun! |
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9:54 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient Google gave up archiving him #yorais |
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9:54 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Word RT @joshlim: It's inspiring how Malaysians condemn atrocities like #churcharson and stupidity, like #yorais. Pengetweet Malaysia boleh! |
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9:54 am
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andygts:
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Rais yatim is so ancient that his name wont appear in Sejarah subject in the future #yorais |
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9:54 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he still chats in #mamak #kampung #yorais |
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9:54 am
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Nigelytl:
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WAKAKAKA RT @ShaolinTiger: Rais is so ancient his birth certificate says "Expired" #yorais |
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9:54 am
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urekalabs:
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#yorais is growing virally on tweeter....Rais Yatim thanks for the ice age comments now I have something to do on tweeter |
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9:54 am
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Ameides:
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Rais Yatim so ancient, he caused the big bang after eating too much curry #yorais (sorry, had to join in!) |
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9:54 am
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shaunsays:
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why are our leaders dumbfucks? is there no one else? i'm being lead by a dumbfuck. wht does tht make me? #yorais |
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9:54 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he and Adam shared the forbidden fruit. #yorais |
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9:54 am
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kazwan:
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Rais is so ancient that he KNOWS where Atlantis is. Archeologists, go ask him! #yorais |
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9:54 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @urekalabs: #yorais is growing virally on tweeter....Rais Yatim thanks for the ice age comments now I have something to do on tweeter |
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9:54 am
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Hiphog:
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That is very evil! RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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9:55 am
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syahredzan:
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#yorais RT: @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, his closest relatives are bacteria |
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9:55 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, the brain of the puppeteer behind Count von Count exploded when trying to count his age #yorais |
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9:55 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @andygts: Rais yatim is so ancient that his name wont appear in Sejarah subject in the future #yorais |
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9:55 am
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pronaz:
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Ah this is nice, Malaysian tweeps speaking out against stupidity, #yorais is now trending :) |
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9:55 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient Google gave up archiving him #yorais |
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9:55 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he TOLD Adam to eat the forbidden fruit. #yorais @Hiphog |
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9:55 am
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bongkersz:
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Ok kill me not. Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais |
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9:55 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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9:55 am
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nxa0004:
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@bongkersz This is true ... When rais is alone at functions .. Maznah's phone call could end the show .. Dude go home straight #yorais |
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9:55 am
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jimmyang:
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Rais is so ancient his brain hasn't evolved yet. Fo' Shizzo. #yorais |
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9:55 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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9:55 am
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danielctw:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he asks why not upgrade 2mb to 56k modem, higher number wat? more efficient #yorais |
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9:55 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he wants to ban all blu-ray discs because of possible pornographic content. #yorais |
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9:56 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient when Superman turned back time he stayed the same. #yorais |
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9:56 am
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kazwan:
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Rias is so ancient that when he walks in Sunway Pyramid, it reminded him of something he built long ago. #yorais |
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9:56 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, when his wife tries 2 start d car, he says: mana lembu? #yorais |
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9:56 am
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saphxssk:
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#yorais tweets floodin my timeline haha. Kelakar shial. Kesian dia |
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9:56 am
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JOHANYUSOF85:
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There's going to be a remake of a James Bond film coming soon to theaters. It's called For #yorais Only. |
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9:56 am
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moby74:
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#yorais is so old, mold turns to stone. |
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9:56 am
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dayzeydoo:
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Rais is so ancient he rode a dinosaur to school #yorais |
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9:56 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @Ameides: Rais Yatim so ancient, he caused the big bang after eating too much curry #yorais (sorry, had to join in!) |
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9:56 am
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Asohan:
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Ow, ow ;( RT @bongkersz Ok kill me not. Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais |
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9:56 am
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khawchiahui:
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Rais is so ancient that he chuckled when he gave chris columbus the wrong directions #yorais |
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9:56 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, when his wife tries 2 start d car, he says: mana lembu? #yorais |
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9:56 am
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miri085:
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ouchh! hahaha RT @bongkersz: Ok kill me not. Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais #fb |
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9:56 am
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zeffri:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was a kid the cosmic microwave background radiation was in the foreground #yorais |
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9:57 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient when Superman turned back time he stayed the same. #yorais |
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9:57 am
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eklern:
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take some time of #yorais and check this out http://juiceonline.com/gallery/block-42-party-barroom/ @JuiceMy #fb |
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9:57 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he presided over the first treaty between the lycans and vampires #yorais |
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9:57 am
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jerng:
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Perhaps #yorais is that rumoured collaboration between #bernas and #yoplait @seanx2 |
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9:57 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais is so old, someone to him to act his age, and he died. |
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9:57 am
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amuse_gueule:
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hahahaha RT @theancharn Rais is so ancient, when his wife tries 2 start d car, he says: mana lembu? #yorais |
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9:57 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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9:57 am
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zilch:
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Rais is so ancient he is crowned oldest surviving man in guiness world book of records #yorais #fb |
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9:57 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when he wants to check what's on TV, he turns on TELETEXT #yorais |
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9:57 am
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dayzeydoo:
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LOLLLLLLLLL RT: @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, when his wife tries 2 start d car, he says: mana lembu? #yorais |
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9:57 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that when he says he?s a Renaissance Man, he means he lived through it #yorais |
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9:57 am
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tanjoolee:
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Rais is so ancient, he can still hear the tweeting of the pterodactyls. #yorais |
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9:57 am
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andygts:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, when his wife tries 2 start d car, he says: mana lembu? #yorais |
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9:57 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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@kazwan Rias? hehehheheh #yorais |
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9:57 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he still watches MetroVision #yorais |
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9:57 am
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oceancohen:
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what's this #yorais thing |
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9:57 am
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joshlim:
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RT @lightyoruichi: RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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9:57 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @dayzeydoo: Rais is so ancient he rode a dinosaur to school #yorais |
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9:58 am
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bytebot:
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enjoying all the #yorais tweets. keep up the good work! hope someone records all the gems, and hands them over to the expired politician |
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9:58 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he subscribes to MegaTV #yorais |
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9:58 am
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ben_israel:
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ooooo... RT @bongkersz Ok kill me not. Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais |
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9:58 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais so ancient, "infinity" was created for his age #yorais |
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9:58 am
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eklern:
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take some time of #yorais and check this out http://juiceonline.com/gallery/block-42-party-barroom/ @JuiceMy http://fb.me/4BKi2jo |
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9:58 am
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nazezz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he gives 5 sen to his grandchild as pocket money for school. #yorais |
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9:58 am
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kengsim:
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Rais is so ancient that when God said "Let there be light" he boomed "STOP F*CKING WITH THE LIGHT SWITCH!" #yorais |
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9:58 am
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andychin:
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RT @kavilan: Even Aussies whack Rais! RT: @Ameides: Rais Yatim so ancient, he caused the big bang after eating too much curry #yorais |
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9:58 am
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steventsh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he needs time machine to attend press conferences #yorais |
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9:58 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he stopped knowing what time it was when his sundial broke #yorais |
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9:58 am
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galvintan:
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RT @ben_israel: ooooo... RT @bongkersz Ok kill me not. Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais |
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9:58 am
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, he is still in a state of "cultural shock" from the invention of cuneiform #yorais |
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9:58 am
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joshlim:
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Do your part for Malaysia - let's make #yorais a Trending Topic! :) Why? See http://bit.ly/5wl9Wz |
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9:58 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he used to go sailing with Cheng Ho. #yorais |
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9:58 am
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danielctw:
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HAHAHA WTF RT @lightyoruichi RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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9:58 am
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Gurlstrange:
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RT @ujeantology: RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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9:59 am
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vingie:
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RT @BadCeddy: Rais Yatim is so ancient when he reads abt hw ppl attacking him he cries salt. #yorais |
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9:59 am
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leviasher:
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This is unoriginal. #yorais is so old, he knew Burger King while he was still a prince |
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9:59 am
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eklern:
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@euveng spa center got girls or i think u can find #yorais to supply for u |
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9:59 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @nazezz: Rais Yatim is so ancient he gives 5 sen to his grandchild as pocket money for school. #yorais |
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9:59 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, when Moses split the sea, he was at the other side fishing. |
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9:59 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient he was the caterer who provided the karipap and sirap bandung for the Last Supper. #yorais |
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9:59 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is the original Proto Malay from China #yorais |
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9:59 am
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Ameides:
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NOT AUS RT@kavilan: Even Aussies whack Rais! RT: @Ameides: Rais Yatim so ancient, he caused the big bang after eating too much curry #yorais |
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9:59 am
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jerng:
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#yorais woke up in the dark because the sun hadn't formed #fb |
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9:59 am
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andychin:
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He is so ancient he has a 1kg weight birthcert.is a tree trunk. #yorais |
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9:59 am
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daltonrussell:
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good god! RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient when he was there to officiate the Majlis Pecah Tanah for the pyramids #yorais |
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9:59 am
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andychin:
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RT @Gurlstrange: RT @ujeantology: RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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10:00 am
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amuse_gueule:
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@najibrazak malaysians are training to become stand up comics thanks to #yorais |
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10:00 am
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zilch:
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Ouch haha RT @ben_israel @bongkersz Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #liverpoo #yorais #fb |
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10:00 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he used to go sailing with Cheng Ho. #yorais |
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10:00 am
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dayzeydoo:
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I bet Rais still uses a typewriter and send out snail mails. #yorais |
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10:00 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he is still in a state of "cultural shock" from the invention of cuneiform #yorais |
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10:00 am
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AudraPakalnyte:
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RT @danielctw: HAHAHA WTF RT @lightyoruichi RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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10:00 am
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arystle:
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Rais is so ancient that when he stepped into the dead sea, he drowned. #yorais |
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10:00 am
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dyap38:
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Rais is so old he laughed when Edison claimed he had recorded sound! #yorais |
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10:00 am
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andychin:
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BEST! RT @zilch: Ouch haha RT @ben_israel @bongkersz Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #liverpoo #yorais #fb |
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10:00 am
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icilalune:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he is the missing link. |
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10:00 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he farts out Mummy dust. |
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10:00 am
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christmasinkl:
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RT @lightyoruichi: RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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10:01 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he is still in a state of "cultural shock" from the invention of cuneiform #yorais |
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10:01 am
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reneetay:
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Eh.... Eh... Yo Rais is on fire. #yorais |
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10:01 am
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ZainHD:
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.......! RT @bongkersz Ok kill me not. Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais |
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10:01 am
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nxa0004:
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#yorais rais is a certified QC ... Not just from Queen E .. But from Queen Maznah as well |
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10:01 am
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ujeantology:
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welcome! RT @jerng
#yorais woke up in the dark because the sun hadn't formed #fb |
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10:01 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born amoebas were the largest lifeforms on Earth #yorais |
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10:01 am
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demonick:
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Rais Yatim so ancient his watch is a sundial #yorais |
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10:01 am
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ikanbillie:
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#yorais is so ancient that they believe heaven and earth was separated while he was stretching his back. |
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10:01 am
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TheBackpackr:
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Easily follow live updates of Malaysia's greatest Twitter celebrity of the moment: http://bit.ly/5YRMga #yorais |
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10:01 am
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Hiphog:
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LOL. RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he was the caterer who provided the karipap and sirap bandung for the Last Supper. #yorais |
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10:01 am
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eklern:
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RT @joshlim: Do your part for Malaysia - let's make #yorais a Trending Topic! :) Why? See http://bit.ly/5wl9Wz |
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10:01 am
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felixchu:
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uh uh...that was way below the belt RT @bongkersz: Ok kill me not. Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais |
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10:01 am
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asifmumtazkhan:
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Rais is so ancient that if he walks into an antique store, they will keep him. #yorais |
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10:01 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient they have to chop him down and count the rings on his er... trunk to find out how old he really is #yorais |
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10:01 am
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christmasinkl:
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If #yorais takes off his PANTS to poke on Facebook, I wonder how he SUPERPOKES on Facebook |
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10:02 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks that Fonzi is an avil western cultural decadence affecting youths. #yorais |
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10:02 am
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wetwetwater:
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Rais is so ancient, his MyKad is carved on stones. Ya ba da ba doo! #yorais |
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10:02 am
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ShaolinTiger:
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I wonder why #yorais is not trending yet, more people - more! |
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10:02 am
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jinkien:
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RT @danielctw: HAHAHA WTF RT @lightyoruichi RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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10:02 am
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yoonkit:
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Everybody, _stop_ making fun of Rais Yatim. This is not Malaysian Culture. #yorais ... of ancient times. |
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10:02 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he remembers the time when the BN was still relevant #yorais |
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10:02 am
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kazwan:
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Second that! RT @joshlim: Do your part for Malaysia - let's make #yorais a Trending Topic! :) Why? See http://bit.ly/5wl9Wz |
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10:02 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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10:02 am
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frostier:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient they have to chop him down and count the rings on his er... trunk to find out how old he really is #yorais |
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10:02 am
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Asohan:
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RT @lightyoruichi: RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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10:02 am
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felixchu:
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RT @melonlicious: I think Rais Yatim still using his good old 286 which only support 256kb disk! That's final! #yorais |
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10:02 am
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alphaque:
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Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours. :) #yorais |
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10:02 am
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chellelola:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he was the caterer who provided the karipap and sirap bandung for the Last Supper. #yorais |
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10:02 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so old his birthcert was the Batu Bersurat! #yorais |
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10:03 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he remembers the time when the BN was still relevant #yorais |
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10:03 am
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bumilangit:
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LOL! RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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10:03 am
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Gurlstrange:
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#yorais was so ancient, he was one of the animals in Noah's ark |
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10:03 am
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andychin:
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he is so ancient he burp and there was big bang. #yorais |
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10:03 am
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kazwan:
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Rais is so ancient that he was one of the student in "Mind Your Language", but failed. #yorais |
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10:03 am
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jibone:
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Rais Yatim may be ancient, but today he is a trend on Twitter? #yorais |
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10:03 am
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bal_agil:
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Hahahahaha good one! RT @Ameides: Rais Yatim so ancient, he caused the big bang after eating too much curry #yorais (sorry, had to join in!) |
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10:03 am
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @alphaque Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours. :) #yorais |
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10:04 am
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chellelola:
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#yorais so ancient that we need a new Information Communication and Culture Minister |
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10:04 am
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urekalabs:
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RT @TheBackpackr: Easily follow live updates of Malaysia's greatest Twitter celebrity of the moment: http://bit.ly/5YRMga #yorais |
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10:04 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @TheBackpackr: Easily follow live updates of Malaysia's greatest Twitter celebrity of the moment: http://bit.ly/5YRMga #yorais |
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10:04 am
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StuckinThird:
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RT @TheBackpackr: Easily follow live updates of Malaysia's greatest Twitter celebrity of the moment: http://bit.ly/5YRMga #yorais |
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10:04 am
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frostier:
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Rais is so ancient that his skin is thicker than dinosaurs. #yorais |
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10:04 am
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vernieman:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, it was known as BY, even before BC. #yorais |
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10:04 am
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hewyk:
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Rais is so ancient, he's just called for a ban on pigeons to stop them twittering #yorais |
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10:04 am
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megreat:
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I cant stop RT ing cant i?hahaha RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, when Moses split the sea, he was at the other side fishing. |
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10:04 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais so ancient, he won't even know he's a Twitter trend #yorais |
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10:04 am
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gregorychang:
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Rais is so ancient he was waiting tables at the Last Supper #yorais |
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10:04 am
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eklern:
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@bebeelim dun talk bout phone with @leeck128 . talk bout rais yatim #yorais lolz |
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10:04 am
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truelovej:
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wonders how this #yorais thing came about.. It's amusing nontheless. Lots of creative tweeples in Malaysia. |
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10:04 am
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Hiphog:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours. :) #yorais |
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10:04 am
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moby74:
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#yorais is so ancient, Gandalf is his son. |
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10:04 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he misinformed Achilles into believing that his heel was his shoulder #yorais |
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10:05 am
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minchow:
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OMG I went to sleep for 2 hours n #yorais took over Twitter. Suffice to say, the dude's toast |
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10:05 am
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leviasher:
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I think Rais Yatim is a great man. He sacrificed himself to unite us against him. The word is Unity.=p #yorais |
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10:05 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @hewyk: Rais is so ancient, he's just called for a ban on pigeons to stop them twittering #yorais |
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10:05 am
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andychin:
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come back later for more #yorais :D 1 more: he so ancient he almost die |
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10:05 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @chellelola: #yorais so ancient that we need a new Information Communication and Culture Minister |
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10:05 am
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bal_agil:
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Colleague beside me asking why am I laughing. Damn #yorais jokes... hahahahaha |
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10:05 am
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kellygoh:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours. :) #yorais |
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10:05 am
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lennel:
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#yorais so ancient that he installed the carpet grass in the garden of eden before adam and eve came along |
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10:05 am
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scamboy:
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RT @andygts: Rais yatim is so ancient that his name wont appear in Sejarah subject in the future #yorais |
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10:06 am
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theancharn:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he remembers the time when the BN was still relevant #yorais |
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10:06 am
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WayneLiew:
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RT @zhiQ Yo VIP let's kick it. Rais, Rais, baby. All right stop collaborate and listen, Rais is back with his brand new invention. #yorais |
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10:06 am
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redzwanjapri:
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@nazezz sandi eh kutukan kamu ni haha #yorais |
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10:06 am
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Apartment11:
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RT @TheBackpackr: Easily follow live updates of Malaysia's greatest Twitter celebrity of the moment: http://bit.ly/5YRMga #yorais |
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10:06 am
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lennel:
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#yorais so old that he hatched the serpent in the garden of eden |
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10:06 am
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sixthseal:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient when God said "Let there be light", he flicked the switch. #yorais |
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10:06 am
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moonstarlady:
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OK I'm signing off! But will be on tonight to read more #yorais tweets. Too good too good. |
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10:06 am
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sh1ang:
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#yorais might think i'm a petani if i tell him i've a farm that grows apples, oranges, s'berries and strange animals like black sheeps. |
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10:06 am
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rainingheaven:
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Rais, though I'm into new media but that doesn't mean I don't flip newspapers. Each & every page. No one looks down on me for that #yorais |
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10:06 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he protested when they wanted to invent the telephone! #yorais |
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10:06 am
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alphalim:
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RT @joshlim: It's inspiring how Malaysians condemn atrocities like #churcharson and stupidity, like #yorais. Pengetweet Malaysia boleh! |
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10:06 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so popular, he is 0.09% of twitter traffic and growing! http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours go #yorais !! |
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10:06 am
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Gurlstrange:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient when Superman turned back time he stayed the same. #yorais |
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10:06 am
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, he once urged people to not be quick to condemn or look down on those who did not use clay tablets #yorais |
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10:06 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he got the ?Culture? ministry portfolio after being left in a petri dish #yorais |
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10:07 am
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arystle:
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RT @sixthseal : Rais Yatim is so ancient when God said "Let there be light", he flicked the switch. #yorais |
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10:07 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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Should make an app that reads all the #yorais jokes |
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10:07 am
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tannernagib:
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LOL RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours. :) #yorais |
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10:07 am
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razlanshah:
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#yorais is invading the twitter space!!! |
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10:07 am
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theancharn:
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RT @ujeantology: Rais so old his birthcert was the Batu Bersurat! #yorais |
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10:07 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he came before the chicken and the egg. #yorais |
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10:07 am
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sixthseal:
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Rais Yatim so ancient when he was in school there were no History lessons. #yorais |
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10:07 am
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lennel:
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#yorais so old that he helped form the first hydrogen atom |
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10:07 am
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tanjoolee:
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Brilliant one! RT @ujeantology: Rais so old his birthcert was the Batu Bersurat! #yorais |
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10:07 am
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jsadiq:
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Cuneiform? Apa tu? haha RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he is still in a state of "cultural shock" from the invention of cuneiform #yorais |
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10:07 am
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nazezz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he never heard the phrase 'Once upon a time ..' #yorais |
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10:07 am
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ihawk98:
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this is the best one! RT @bal_agil RT @Ameides: Rais Yatim so ancient, he caused the big bang after eating too much curry #yorais |
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10:07 am
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alphalim:
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RT @joanneliyeng: rais so old that when he saw computer he was surp'rais'ed #yorais [Retweeted for the pun of it.] |
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10:07 am
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walski69:
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Late Breaking News! Iridium now found to be 2nd most dense element. After #yorais |
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10:07 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he never knew he could be this funny #yorais |
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10:07 am
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DanevO:
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Add one sunny-side up to it pls! RT @minchow: OMG I went to sleep for 2 hours n #yorais took over Twitter. Suffice to say, the dude's toast |
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10:07 am
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akukelabu:
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wah.. #yorais is like a wild fire getting out of hand! fan the fire tweeples! |
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10:08 am
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urekalabs:
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#yorais age comment makes people call you ancient... |
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10:08 am
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dayzeydoo:
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Rais is so slow, he makes snails feel respected. #yorais |
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10:08 am
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lennel:
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#yorais so old, he used to wash his feet in the primordial ooze |
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10:08 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @asifmumtazkhan: Rais is so ancient that if he walks into an antique store, they will keep him. #yorais |
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10:08 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he got the ?Culture? ministry portfolio after being left in a petri dish #yorais |
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10:08 am
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mrjefe:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so popular, he is 0.09% of twitter traffic and growing! http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours go #yorais !! |
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10:08 am
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Asohan:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so popular, he is 0.09% of twitter traffic and growing! http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours go #yorais !! |
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10:08 am
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ckgord:
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LOL RT @walski69 Late Breaking News! Iridium now found to be 2nd most dense element. After #yorais |
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10:08 am
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geminianeyes:
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rt @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he got the ?Culture? ministry portfolio after being left in a petri dish #yorais |
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10:08 am
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hamsupking:
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Rais is so old that when his PA said: "Boss,I think u gotta see this report on Twitte.." RaisY: "Stop, Hammer time" #yorais |
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10:08 am
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ismadi_idrus:
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lawak hari ni @tunfaisal @NajibRazak @1Malaysia take a look trending topic #yorais hahahaha |
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10:08 am
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spinzer:
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Rais Yatim maybe ancient, but his God-like powers is enough to cause Twitter technical problems! http://twitpic.com/ys0iq #yorais |
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10:08 am
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DanevO:
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@razlanshah #yorais is coming to get you! hide all you want, he's got MCMC on u..lol |
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10:08 am
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danielyc:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he lines up in the post office to get his tweet posted #yorais |
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10:09 am
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kwangchen:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he ask Astro guy where is the anttena! |
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10:09 am
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yoonkit:
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RT @walski69: Late Breaking News! Iridium now found to be 2nd most dense element. After #yorais |
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10:09 am
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annateoh:
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RT @alphalim: RT @joanneliyeng: rais so old that when he saw computer he was surp'rais'ed #yorais [Retweeted for the pun of it.] |
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10:09 am
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vernieman:
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#yorais is going to be so so famous. |
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10:09 am
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felixchu:
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What an awesome sign of unity among Msians in #Yorais. Best thing that happened in Msia since March 8 General Elections! |
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10:09 am
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ben_israel:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he walked into a museum and they framed him #yorais |
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10:09 am
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junw3n:
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bwahaha! RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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10:09 am
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gregorychang:
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Rais is so ancient that when he attended school, there wasn't a subject called Sejarah. #yorais |
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10:09 am
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dayzeydoo:
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If Rais was my grandfather, I'd kill myself. #yorais |
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10:09 am
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CheeHsien:
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Try searching Rais Yatim in twitter! LOL!! You have GAGUMAN! #yorais |
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10:09 am
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eklern:
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I like this ! @arystle Rais Yatim is so ancient when rice was introduced, he said "but, i am rais!". #yorais |
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10:09 am
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junw3n:
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Go Gunners! RT @kavilan: WOOT! Hidup ManUtd! RT: @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Kops won the league :P #yorais |
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10:09 am
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walski69:
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Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:10 am
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andygts:
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RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient when rice was introduced, he said "but, i am rais!". #yorais |
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10:10 am
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leeck128:
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RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient when rice was introduced, he said "but, i am rais!". #yorais > LoLz |
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10:10 am
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ujeantology:
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@joycethefairy never mind. read #yorais mindblowing! |
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10:10 am
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nwck89:
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Its amusing how our ministers make a fool out of themselves. #yorais Mr. Ancient XD |
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10:10 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he dated Lucy from Ethiopia. #yorais |
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10:10 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient when he goes clubbing he dances poco poco #yorais |
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10:10 am
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moby74:
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And then the Terminator came and said, #yorais is mine! |
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10:10 am
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melonlicious:
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RT @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:10 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, you can find him looking like a tree in DotA #yorais |
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10:10 am
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joanneliyeng:
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rais so old that when they cut his brains up, it was as old and dried as a 'rais'in. #yorais |
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10:10 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he gave Buddy Ebsen acting lessons #yorais |
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10:10 am
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danielyc:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he thought the cd rom device was cup holder... #yorais |
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10:10 am
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ismadi_idrus:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so popular, he is 0.09% of twitter traffic and growing! http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours go #yorais !! |
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10:11 am
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leeck128:
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RT @eklern: @bebeelim dun talk bout phone with @leeck128 . talk bout rais yatim #yorais > Y talk bout him ?wat tis old fag done tis time? |
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10:11 am
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leviasher:
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OMG! I think the fire last night was Rais Yatim trying to send a message to his friends! kantoi! #yorais |
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10:11 am
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melonlicious:
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RT@spinzer Rais Yatim maybe ancient, but his God-like powers is enough to cause Twitter technical problems! http://twitpic.com/ys0iq #yorais |
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10:11 am
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dayzeydoo:
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LOLLL RT: @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:11 am
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razlanshah:
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Indeed he is bro..forget about Zee Avi, Rais Yatim is Malaysia's new online star! RT @vernieman: #yorais is going to be so so famous. |
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10:11 am
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ujeantology:
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@bernardhor the latest trend is #yorais |
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10:11 am
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melonlicious:
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RT @dayzeydoo: Rais is so slow, he makes snails feel respected. #yorais |
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10:11 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:11 am
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zeffri:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he carries around a bootable floppy disk with QEMM386 on it just in case #yorais |
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10:11 am
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alphalim:
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It's a pity Rais is missing all these #yorais. Someone should print them out and snail mail them to him. |
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10:11 am
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eklern:
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@euveng ur so full of lust..share some with rais la #yorais @cavinw @jonykt @missycheerio @adelechow @weiiiiii @bboyrice |
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10:11 am
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kazwan:
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Good one! RT @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:11 am
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lyyyl:
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Lol farnee tweets! #yorais |
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10:12 am
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danielngsh:
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Rais Yatime is so ancient, his ears are hairier than his head. #yorais |
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10:12 am
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ShaolinTiger:
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I noticed @sixthseal is recycling Googled Yo Mama jokes for #yorais |
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10:12 am
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nwck89:
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Best news of the day. Good job @KhairyKj HAHA! http://malaysiakini.com/news/122277 #yorais |
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10:12 am
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danielyc:
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Hahahahahahahhahaha RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient when he goes clubbing he dances poco poco #yorais |
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10:12 am
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mrjefe:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was the one whistling the Andy Griffith theme song #yorais |
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10:12 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @dayzeydoo: LOLLL RT: @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:12 am
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @dayzeydoo: Rais is so slow, he makes snails feel respected. #yorais |
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10:12 am
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moby74:
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#yorais may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down - not George Elliot |
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10:12 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient all other life forms evolved from his petri dish @asohan #yorais |
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10:12 am
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dayzeydoo:
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Rais is ancient indeed. Someone put him to be displayed in the museum, please. #yorais |
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10:12 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @leviasher: OMG! I think the fire last night was Rais Yatim trying to send a message to his friends! kantoi! #yorais |
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10:12 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais so ancient, he had a t-Rex as a pet #yorais |
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10:12 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @kazwan: Good one! RT @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:12 am
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eklern:
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@leeck128 over the past hour or so... #yorais has been hyping up twitter ! haha Rais Boleh ! |
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10:12 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he knew the guy who invented the wheel. #yorais |
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10:12 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient when he goes clubbing he dances poco poco #yorais |
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10:12 am
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miri085:
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nice one lah RT @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:13 am
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WayneLiew:
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Gosh, Malaysia Boleh, #yorais is now a trending topic. LOL |
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10:13 am
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razlanshah:
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I know why you don't use twitter and Facebook, it's because #yorais can't see the computer screen |
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10:13 am
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daniel_szehau:
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RT @leviasher: OMG! I think the fire last night was Rais Yatim trying to send a message to his friends! kantoi! #yorais |
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10:13 am
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ben_israel:
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RT @alphaque Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours :) #yorais |
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10:13 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, the Rosseta Stone was actually his newspaper #yorais |
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10:13 am
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zique:
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#yorais Rais So Ancient he was telling 1st homo sapiens that the wheels and fire was an invention of the west & should b wary of them. |
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10:13 am
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bongkersz:
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Me too. Cheating! :P RT @ShaolinTiger: I noticed @sixthseal is recycling Googled Yo Mama jokes for #yorais |
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10:13 am
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LynnDhia:
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RT @joshlim: Is this for real? #yorais Rais Yatim's Twitter account? http://twitter.com/RaisYatim |
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10:13 am
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syedfarouq:
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yesterday i met someone n i said #yorais hahaha |
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10:13 am
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dayzeydoo:
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AHAHAHAHAHA RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient when he goes clubbing he dances poco poco #yorais |
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10:13 am
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Hiphog:
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I hope the T-Rex was domesticated. RT @midnitelily: Rais so ancient, he had a t-Rex as a pet #yorais |
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10:13 am
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ikanbillie:
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wow. everyone damn siao on abt #yorais hor? he's actually a trending topic now! haha... |
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10:13 am
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nicholasc78:
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RT @suanie: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he misinformed Achilles into believing that his heel was his shoulder #yorais |
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10:13 am
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subbo:
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Rais went to Sunway Pyramid once. He was disappointed that it looked nothing like his childhood home..... #yorais |
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10:13 am
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vernieman:
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RT @Khairykj Will constantly remind myself to never, ever diss social media & its users. These guys are merciless. #yorais / You got it man! |
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10:13 am
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eleanorng:
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Rais is so ancient that ppl then were tryin to define the spelling for "raise" when he was born. HIS ppl still havent figured it out #yorais |
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10:14 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais so ancient, he never evolved from apes, still is one! (debunks the Charles Darwin Evolution theory) #yorais |
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10:14 am
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edwynnyeap:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he existed in the era where humans have yet to develop their first braincell. Mutation required~ #yorais |
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10:14 am
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nickchoomk:
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Rais is so ancient that when he unzips his pants moths fly out. #yorais |
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10:14 am
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TheBackpackr:
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Rais isn't so bad. He already had the Apple iSlate / Tablet wayyy before any of us. http://twitpic.com/ys0xr #yorais |
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10:14 am
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steventsh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he doesn't know what a condom? #yorais |
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10:14 am
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felixchu:
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Rais is so ancient that when his wife wants to call him back for dinner, she uses smoke signals to get hold of him #yorais |
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10:14 am
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danielctw:
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#yorais is a twitter craze, slowly everyone in the world would be asking what's with rais? |
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10:14 am
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ismadi_idrus:
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RT @miri085: nice one lah RT @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:14 am
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Asohan:
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Ha ha! RT @mrjefe Rais Yatim is so ancient he was the one whistling the Andy Griffith theme song #yorais |
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10:14 am
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eklern:
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confirm its #yorais RT @Khairykj Will constantly remind myself to never,ever diss social media & its users.These guys are merciless. #yo.... |
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10:14 am
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RMB_MG:
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#YORAIS??? MY "AIS"??? YOUR "AIS"!!! YOUR "AIS" IS FAT U MUTHAFUCKA |
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10:14 am
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roflina:
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RT @saphxssk: RT @Khairykj Will constantly remind myself to never, ever diss social media & its users. These guys are merciless. #yorais |
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10:15 am
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pronaz:
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Gratz peeps, #yorais is now on Twitter's top 10 trending topics :)) |
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10:15 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he?s the one who thought up the oldest trick in the book #yorais |
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10:15 am
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joanneliyeng:
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RT @Khairykj Will constantly remind myself to never, ever diss social media & its users. These guys are merciless. #yorais |
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10:15 am
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wthashtag:
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#yorais is now trending. More info at http://wthashtag.com/yorais define it http://cli.gs/ABrjr |
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10:15 am
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thatjames:
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Rais is so ancient, when they announced the Second Coming, he thought they were discussing his sex life. #yorais |
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10:15 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient when rice was introduced, he said "but, i am rais!". #yorais |
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10:15 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @Khairykj: Will constantly remind myself to never, ever diss social media & its users. They're merciless. #yorais u better believe it! |
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10:15 am
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eyerizzz:
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why not? #yokj sounds catchy actually... RT @Khairykj: remind myself to never diss social media & users. These guys are merciless. #yorais |
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10:15 am
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WayneLiew:
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RT @Khairykj Will constantly remind myself to never, ever diss social media & its users. These guys are merciless. #yorais |
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10:15 am
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hikaraseru:
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#yorais is a trending topic now. LOL |
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10:15 am
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kellygoh:
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hey! that's my ringtone RT @Asohan @mrjefe Rais Yatim is so ancient he was the one whistling the Andy Griffith theme song #yorais |
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10:15 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais so ancient, his "media-watchdog" was a T-Rex #yorais @Hiphog not domesticated for sure! |
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10:15 am
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edwynnyeap:
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RT @BadCeddy Rais Yatim is so ancient when he yawns his dentures drop. #yorais This is awesome! LOL!!! |
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10:15 am
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munwai82:
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LOL #yorais is now officially trending...awesome! |
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10:16 am
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PatriciaLow:
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#yorais is a trending topic!HAHA! |
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10:16 am
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junw3n:
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Pwned Hahah RT @ShaolinTiger: I noticed @sixthseal is recycling Googled Yo Mama jokes for #yorais |
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10:16 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he saw a terracotta soldier and went, 'hey buddy long time no see!' #yorais |
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10:16 am
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jenkinyat:
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ahahahaha RT: @eklern: I like this ! @arystle Rais Yatim is so ancient when rice was introduced, he said "but, i am rais!". #yorais |
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10:16 am
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moby74:
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of #yorais - unknown |
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10:16 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @walski69 Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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10:16 am
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tjunkie:
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Rais is so ancient, he shouldn't b wearing a colonial suit. That's simply not right http://bit.ly/85b8oB #yorais |
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10:16 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was the first employee for the oldest profession #yorais |
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10:16 am
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walski69:
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To say Rais is "so last century" would be an insult to the 20th century. Or any century :p #yorais |
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10:16 am
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chellelola:
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#yorais = trending topic hurrah i can now leave the office to cook #yorais. |
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10:16 am
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junw3n:
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fixed RT @danielyc: Rais Yatim is so stupid that he thought the cd rom device was cup holder... #yorais |
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10:16 am
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midnitelily:
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@sourrain check out the hashtag! Msian twitterers are a h00t! #yorais |
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10:16 am
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LynnDhia:
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Rais is so ancient, he's one of the unknown species who built stonehenge #yorais |
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10:17 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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@GypsyQue3n hehe yes then compile all the #yorais tweets into a book n send it to him! |
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10:17 am
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alphaque:
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Rais is so ancient Conan called him the Barbarian #yorais |
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10:17 am
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truelovej:
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LOLOL! RT @TheBackpackr: Rais isn't so bad. He already had the Apple iSlate/Tablet wayyy before any of us. http://twitpic.com/ys0xr #yorais |
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10:17 am
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edwynnyeap:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he's dialing seashells. #yorais |
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10:17 am
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miri085:
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yeay :D hahaha RT @munwai82: LOL #yorais is now officially trending...awesome! |
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10:17 am
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icilalune:
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#yorais Actually, Rais is so ancient, he multiplies by self-division. |
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10:17 am
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tjunkie:
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Right On RT @Khairykj: Will constantly remind myself to never, ever diss social media & its users. These guys are merciless. #yorais |
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10:17 am
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surinR:
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ya 1 Follower? Kiasu! LOL RT @LynnDhia: RT @joshlim: Is this for real? #yorais Rais Yatim's Twitter account? http://bit.ly/6LT5IT |
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10:17 am
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felixchu:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was the first employee for the oldest profession #yorais |
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10:17 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais yatim was ricky gervais' inspiration for the invention of lying movie #yorais |
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10:18 am
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TheBackpackr:
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Woohoooo, #yorais is now trending! Malaysia boleh, Rais tak boleh. |
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10:18 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient, he invented the letters U-M-N-O before they even invented the alphabet. #yorais |
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10:18 am
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kellygoh:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient Conan called him the Barbarian #yorais |
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10:18 am
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therealDrM:
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Rais Yatim is so fucking old, we played together as kids. #yorais |
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10:18 am
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miri085:
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hahah same 'ere bai bai balik rumah dulu RT @chellelola: #yorais = trending topic hurrah i can now leave the office to cook #yorais. |
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10:18 am
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edwynnyeap:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he once ruled the Atlantis on land. #yorais |
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10:18 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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Fuuyoo #yorais is num 9 on the top trending topics!! Keep em coming! |
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10:18 am
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Hiphog:
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Good one. RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient Conan called him the Barbarian #yorais |
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10:18 am
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midnitelily:
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Woohoo! #yorais is a top 10 Twitter trend! Talk about ironic!! LOL! |
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10:18 am
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TeaPartyProtest:
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rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais http://ow.ly/16n0rt |
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10:18 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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@sudhir_kumar but #yorais so ancient, he might not live long enuf to receive them via snailmail |
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10:18 am
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kvseng:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so popular, he is 0.09% of twitter traffic and growing! http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours go #yorais !! |
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10:18 am
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moby74:
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw #yorais in jail! - Kurt Cobain |
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10:18 am
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vin_ann:
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#yorais im speechless with you. |
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10:18 am
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therealDrM:
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Rais Yatim is so fucking old, he knew me before I became an evil cunt. #yorais |
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10:18 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Rais a twitter celebrity now ? Guys stop making another William Hung !! @Asohan #yorais @geminianeyes |
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10:18 am
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miri085:
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hahaha RT @edwynnyeap: Rais Yatim is so ancient he once ruled the Atlantis on land. #yorais |
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10:19 am
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leviasher:
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RT @TheBackpackr: Rais isn't so bad. He already had the Apple iSlate / Tablet wayyy before any of us. http://twitpic.com/ys0xr #yorais |
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10:19 am
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geminianeyes:
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http://twitpic.com/ys1bm - Killed by #yorais jokes. |
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10:19 am
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akukelabu:
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RT @leviasher: OMG! I think the fire last night was Rais Yatim trying to send a message to his friends! kantoi! #yorais |
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10:19 am
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mrjefe:
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RT @kellygoh Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was the first employee for the oldest profession #yorais not first customer? |
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10:19 am
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wtt:
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[#yorais] Stands for "Yo, Rais..." http://j.mp/4ZripG |
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10:19 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @midnitelily: Woohoo! #yorais is a top 10 Twitter trend! Talk about ironic!! LOL! |
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10:19 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he grew up with the Flintstones #yorais |
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10:19 am
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eklern:
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Khairy is way better than rais @arystle Khairy is so smart, he's learning from it all now! #yokj @Khairykj #yorais |
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10:19 am
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felixchu:
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Wheee....#Yorais is trending :D Well done Malaysia! |
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10:19 am
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1malaysia:
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@Ismadi_Idrus #yorais! ;D |
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10:19 am
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yoonkit:
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How much for the #yorais compilation book? I would like a copy. |
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10:19 am
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ben_israel:
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Rais is so ancient, Darwin used him to verify his theory of evolution #yorais |
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10:19 am
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christmasinkl:
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#yorais is finally a trending topic! Congrats guys. We have a dinosaor to thank for this Malaysian historical moment. |
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10:19 am
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wfxyz:
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RT @TheBackpackr: Woohoooo, #yorais is now trending! Malaysia boleh, Rais tak boleh. |
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10:20 am
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julianhopkins:
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#yorais is number nine on trending topic ! |
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10:20 am
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novinthen:
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Rais is so ancient BigFoot snaps his pix!! lol! #yorais |
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10:20 am
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ronnyzy:
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Rais is so ancient, China was scared of him and built Great Wall of China to keep him away #yorais |
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10:20 am
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seanx2:
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@felixchu @kellygoh what profession? prostitution? :p #yorais |
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10:20 am
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johnlim:
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Hahaha, you finally did it! RT @midnitelily: Woohoo! #yorais is a top 10 Twitter trend! Talk about ironic!! LOL! |
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10:20 am
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geminianeyes:
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Ho crap even the picture's about 1 BM! rt @geminianeyes: http://twitpic.com/ys1bm - Killed by #yorais jokes. |
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10:20 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @wtt: [#yorais] Stands for "Yo, Rais..." http://j.mp/4ZripG |
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10:20 am
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AudraPakalnyte:
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RT @akukelabu: RT @leviasher: OMG! I think the fire last night was Rais Yatim trying to send a message to his friends! kantoi! #yorais |
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10:20 am
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tjunkie:
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Rais is so famous, that twitter will be overloaded soon!! #yorais |
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10:20 am
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therealDrM:
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Rais Yatim is so fucking old, he's the only ass-kissing Minister that actually served in Najib Mongolia's dad's Cabinet. #yorais |
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10:20 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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@geminianeyes i am laughing my brains out at twitter Rais smackdown :D #yorais @atab |
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10:20 am
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kazwan:
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When you're pissed at someone, you would usually say what?.... Up #yorais ! |
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10:20 am
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realPMMalaysia:
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rais yatim is so ancient that i appointed him into my cabinet. #yorais |
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10:20 am
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amuse_gueule:
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thanks to rais yatim, #yorais made trending topics @najibrazak please give him an award ;) |
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10:20 am
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frostier:
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Rais is so ancient that he steal the lightning from Zeus #yorais |
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10:20 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there before Destiny, Death and Dream of the Endless! #yorais |
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10:20 am
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shwong:
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@eleanorng haha... you too? #yorais @eleanorng your rais you cooked last time has Rais-ins |
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10:20 am
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moby74:
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OK, enough #yorais jokes for now. Peace, out! |
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10:20 am
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limjiawei:
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HAHAHAHAHA...RT @joanneliyeng: rais so old that when they cut his brains up, it was as old and dried as a 'rais'in. #yorais |
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10:20 am
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marc_ky:
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Rais is so ancient, that when he was young, the dead sea was just starting to get sick #yorais |
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10:20 am
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ben_israel:
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dont stop now! RT @johnlim Hahaha, you finally did it! RT @midnitelily Woohoo! #yorais is a top 10 Twitter trend! Talk about ironic!! LOL! |
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10:20 am
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arystle:
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woots! we made it to the trending topic! go go #yorais !! |
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10:20 am
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lyyyl:
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Awesome! RT @johnlim: Hahaha, you finally did it! RT @midnitelily: Woohoo! #yorais is a top 10 Twitter trend! Talk about ironic!! LOL! |
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10:20 am
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chajjye:
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never underestimate the power of social media #yorais. trending topic somemore. oei. |
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10:20 am
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shwong:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so fucking old, he knew me before I became an evil cunt. #yorais |
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10:21 am
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limjiawei:
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RT @ShaolinTiger: I wonder why #yorais is not trending yet, more people - more! |
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10:21 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he had dinosaur rendang for his nasi lemak #yorais |
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10:21 am
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LynnDhia:
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RT @felixchu: Wheee....#Yorais is trending :D Well done Malaysia! |
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10:21 am
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ZainHD:
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#yorais is massive. Like jungle. |
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10:21 am
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seanx2:
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@ben_israel no way. rais is so ancient he *missed out* on the evolutionary cycles #yorais |
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10:21 am
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kellygoh:
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#yorais is no. 9 top trending topic now. keep it up ya'll! |
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10:22 am
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ezanee:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he tried to use the Barter system at supermarkets. #yorais |
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10:22 am
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bongkersz:
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Sorry Pak Rais for making you a trending topic.. But you deserve it #yorais ! |
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10:22 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he taught the Vikings to attach horns to their helmets. #yorais |
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10:22 am
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tjunkie:
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Rais is so famous @patrickteoh will have a busy time niamah-ing him on the blog #yorais |
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10:22 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @realPMMalaysia: rais yatim is so ancient that i appointed him into my cabinet. #yorais |
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10:22 am
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limjiawei:
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you're on a roll!! RT @joanneliyeng: rais so old that when he saw computer he was surp'rais'ed #yorais |
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10:22 am
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Asohan:
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Woot! RT @kellygoh #yorais is no. 9 top trending topic now. keep it up ya'll! |
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10:22 am
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claytonnarcis:
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RT @lyyyl: Awesome! RT @johnlim: Hahaha, you finally did it! RT @midnitelily: Woohoo! #yorais is a top 10 Twitter trend! Talk about iron ... |
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10:22 am
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tekong:
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Ladies & Gentlemen, #yorais is now a trending topic. Dr Rais Yatim, all i can say is, how ironic. http://twitpic.com/ys1fx (via @spinzer) |
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10:22 am
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Hexlord:
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Today's Epicness: #yorais |
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10:22 am
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surinR:
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rais is so old he is still on SOS code #yorais |
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10:22 am
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ranasays:
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#yorais me up? -____- apaan si artinya yorais? |
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10:22 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @limjiawei: RT @ShaolinTiger: I wonder why #yorais is not trending yet, more people - more! |
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10:22 am
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tjunkie:
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RT @cleffairy: RT @ShaolinTiger: Rais is so ancient his birth certificate says "Expired" #yorais |
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10:22 am
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duuuhvina:
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where on earth did all these #yorais jokes suddenly come from? they're crackin me up! |
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10:22 am
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felixchu:
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RT @kazwan: When you're pissed at someone, you would usually say what?.... Up #yorais ! |
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10:23 am
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felixchu:
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RT @amuse_gueule: thanks to rais yatim, #yorais made trending topics @najibrazak please give him an award ;) |
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10:23 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @Asohan: Woot! RT @kellygoh #yorais is no. 9 top trending topic now. keep it up ya'll! |
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10:23 am
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yoonkit:
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I wonder how many people will greet Rais Yatim "Yo, Rais!" tomorrow? #yorais tee hee. |
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10:23 am
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wengster:
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HAHAH, that is my design! RT: @geminianeyes: http://twitpic.com/ys1bm - Killed by #yorais jokes. |
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10:23 am
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roflina:
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RT @ronnyzy: Rais is so ancient, China was scared of him and built Great Wall of China to keep him away #yorais |
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10:23 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was the original Easter Island statue #yorais |
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10:23 am
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moemasri:
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Rais is so ancient he was actually the 6th Hang in Hikayat Hang Tuah. Hang Rais. #yorais |
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10:23 am
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tjunkie:
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Rais the truly Boleh Malaysia #yorais |
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10:23 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @tjunkie: Rais is so famous @patrickteoh will have a busy time niamah-ing him on the blog #yorais |
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10:23 am
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bbrymartin:
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aaaah, o Ash vai voltar em #yorais ! #yorais |
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10:23 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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People won't be saying "in your face!" no more it'll soon be back to ancient style "in #yorais!" |
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10:23 am
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felixchu:
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kaka...u know i know lar..RT @seanx2: @felixchu @kellygoh what profession? prostitution? :p #yorais |
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10:23 am
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Hitoribocchi:
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RT @Hexlord Today's Epicness: #yorais <--- #yorais is so ancient that anti-Spirals could not match him. |
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10:23 am
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jenkinyat:
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RY is so ancient that the language he used is just "uhuk uhk ahk ahk hargh hooh hoh uhk" #yorais |
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10:23 am
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alphalim:
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RT @joanneliyeng @Khairykj Will constantly remind myself to never, ever diss social media & its users. These guys are merciless. #yorais |
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10:24 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @ZainHD: #yorais is massive. Like jungle. |
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10:24 am
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junw3n:
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@anthraxxxx RT @junw3n: Rais is so ancient, even Cleopatra remembers him yo! #yorais |
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10:24 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @yoonkit: I wonder how many people will greet Rais Yatim "Yo, Rais!" tomorrow? #yorais tee hee. |
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10:24 am
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zlene:
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RT @JOHANYUSOF85: There's going to be a remake of a James Bond film coming soon to theaters. It's called For #yorais Only. |
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10:24 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he had dinosaur rendang for his nasi lemak #yorais |
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10:24 am
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surinR:
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Rais is so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment #yorais |
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10:24 am
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lightyoruichi:
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Rais Yatim is so slowpoke that #streamyxsucks appointed him to become their mascot #yorais |
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10:24 am
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andygts:
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LOL RT @ronnyzy: Rais is so ancient, China was scared of him and built Great Wall of China to keep him away #yorais |
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10:24 am
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derekyap:
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@tekong - Haha right under #uselessfacts is #yorais. LMAO! - http://twitpic.com/ys1fx (via @spinzer) |
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10:24 am
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hamsupking:
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#yoRais farmers in SEA, this is ur moment of marketing. Pitch well. |
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10:24 am
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thatjames:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he got into Parliament via the Continental Drift. #yorais |
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10:24 am
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eleanorng:
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@shwong ahaha yarh man, i'm cracking up reading all the #yorais jokes! most fun hashtag ever! |
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10:24 am
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dayzeydoo:
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All these #yorais jokes are making me hungry. Ok lah, since Rais asked to use BM, "SIA MAU PIGI MAKAN BAH" |
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10:24 am
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Nickywoo:
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I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:24 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, archive.org ran out of hard disk space snapshotting him. It gave up. #yorais |
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10:24 am
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limjiawei:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he keeps Hanku Jaya plastic bags #yorais |
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10:24 am
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eklern:
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#yorais RT @Suresh89 @joshuaongys whose rais bro?? |
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10:24 am
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icednyior:
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I redefined the #yorais hashtag in http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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10:25 am
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redzwanjapri:
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@nazezz dari tadi kami membaca ketawa tbahak2 haha #yorais @oofficiallyziad |
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10:25 am
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wordsmanifest:
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*whistles* RT @therealDrM: Love making fun of old, washed up, dinosaur politicians that don't know when to leave the scene quietly. #yorais |
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10:25 am
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Nigelytl:
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OMG no 9 lol RT @lokgotz: http://twitpic.com/ys1mb - I can't believe #yorais is trending!!! Screen shot for good measure... |
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10:25 am
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carribeanking7:
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@Khairykj Well at least you engage the social media #yorais just made no.9 in trending topics. |
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10:25 am
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meshkrishnan:
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I pity those who wants to promote anything today! #yorais beat you to it! |
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10:25 am
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shwong:
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RT @Asohan: Woot! RT @kellygoh #yorais is no. 9 top trending topic now. keep it up ya'll! |
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10:25 am
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edozzz12:
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#yorais is my dog's name ... hahaha ! |
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10:25 am
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wyejon:
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Wah... our fehmes ancient Minister made it into Twitter's trending topics man... I'm so jealous!
http://bit.ly/7ZBinv #yorais |
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10:25 am
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tekong:
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Dr Rais Yatim is now a trending topic in twitter under #yorais EPIC! http://twitpic.com/ys1qz |
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10:25 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he'll prob sic the cops on our asses when he gets wind of this #yorais |
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10:25 am
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spinzer:
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Si beh tahan! LOL! RT @lightyoruichi: Rais Yatim is so slowpoke that #streamyxsucks appointed him to become their mascot #yorais |
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10:25 am
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radianceleong:
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WHOA. #yorais is actually trending! OMG! |
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10:25 am
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theancharn:
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RT @ujeantology: RT @leviasher: OMG! I think the fire last night was Rais Yatim trying to send a message to his friends! kantoi! #yorais |
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10:25 am
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edwynnyeap:
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RT @ronnyzy: Rais is so ancient, China was scared of him and built Great Wall of China to keep him away #yorais |
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10:25 am
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davybates:
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go #yorais go! |
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10:26 am
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yoonkit:
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I thot this was about Rais Yatim #yorais RT: @zhiQ: How to Commit Social Suicide Online: http://bit.ly/7V9Z20 |
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10:26 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he is the forebearer of #yomama jokes. #yorais |
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10:26 am
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kBoey:
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rais was supposed to go to some event tomorrow, but then again i doubt he'll be brave to face the press after #yorais |
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10:26 am
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marshamaung:
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(hahahaha) RT @felixchu: What an awesome sign of unity among Msians in #Yorais. Best thing tht happnd in Msia since March 8 GE! |
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10:26 am
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dayzeydoo:
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Such a good article for Rais! RT: @zhiQ: How to Commit Social Suicide Online: http://bit.ly/7V9Z20 #yorais |
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10:26 am
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kazwan:
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Isn't that how he speaks now? RT @jenkinyat: RY is so ancient that the language he used is just "uhuk uhk ahk ahk hargh hooh hoh" #yorais |
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10:26 am
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midnitelily:
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Rais so ancient, he hid the Dead Sea Scrolls cos they were too progressive #yorais |
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10:26 am
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duuuhvina:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he never use 'once upon a time' when he writes.. #yorais |
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10:26 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient that Skynet failed to kill his mother because it couldn't send the Terminator far enough back in time. #yorais |
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10:26 am
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ClicheStory:
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#yorais. hahah! |
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10:26 am
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flashmuji:
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@ikanbillie what is #yorais all about |
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10:26 am
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danielngsh:
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Rais is so ancient, his childhood toys are now in a museum. #yorais |
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10:26 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @limjiawei: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he keeps Hanku Jaya plastic bags #yorais |
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10:27 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is the top 9 trending topic at twittter now. |
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10:27 am
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davybates:
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hahaha half the press is HERE. LOL @kboey #yorais |
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10:27 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:27 am
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rasunwilliams:
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#yorais the dopest person alive. *ahem* .... |
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10:27 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @marshamaung: (hahahaha) RT @felixchu: What an awesome sign of unity among Msians in #Yorais. Best thing tht happnd in Msia since Mar ... |
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10:27 am
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Hexlord:
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The origin of #yorais -> http://www.malaysianmirror.com/homedetail/45-home/26697-beware-internet-use-rais-warns |
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10:27 am
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ngeow:
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Rais Yatim is the missing link. #yorais |
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10:27 am
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elviza:
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Rais is so ancient my widowed 75 year old grandma calls him 'Abg Rais' * Sorry Nenek! Kaklong syg nenek but I can't help myself* #yorais |
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10:27 am
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roflina:
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RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:27 am
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IamMalaysian:
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LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:27 am
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HuRuL_AiNi:
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RT: @tekong: Dr Rais Yatim is now a trending topic in twitter under #yorais EPIC! http://twitpic.com/ys1qz |
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10:28 am
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shanonshah:
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Rais is so ancient, when the animals went in two by two he said, "Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana?" #yorais |
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10:28 am
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sm7catscan:
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#yorais is trending! nice one guys! |
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10:28 am
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kBoey:
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@davybates more then that, i'm guessing. :P i feel like flash-mobbing the fler at some event in the future XD #yorais |
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10:28 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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@GypsyQue3n oh well expressmail shall do the trick with a big red chop on the envelope "FOR #YORAIS ONLY!" woohooo |
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10:28 am
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Asohan:
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RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:28 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais is the top 9 trending topic at twittter now. |
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10:28 am
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StuckinThird:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais is the top 9 trending topic at twittter now. |
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10:28 am
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urekalabs:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais is the top 9 trending topic at twittter now. |
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10:28 am
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ietjer:
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#yorais is so ancient that I don't even give a fuck about him. |
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10:28 am
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dayzeydoo:
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Explains all! RT: @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:28 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:28 am
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kerloon:
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Good one! RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient when rice was introduced, he said "but, but, i am rais!". #yorais |
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10:28 am
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kellygoh:
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what else? haha @seanx2: @felixchu what profession? prostitution? :p #yorais |
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10:29 am
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ted1777:
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saje je nak naikkan lagi Treding Topics ni... #yorais :p |
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10:29 am
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shanonshah:
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Rais is so ancient he once threatened to catch Merlin under ISA #yorais |
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10:29 am
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ckgord:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient, when the animals went in two by two he said, "Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana?" #yorais |
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10:29 am
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roflina:
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#yorais is number 8 on trending topic! |
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10:29 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, his friends were all only dinosaurs! #yorais |
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10:29 am
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AudraPakalnyte:
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RT @roflina: RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:29 am
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jenkinyat:
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#yorais trending has moved up 1 place! |
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10:29 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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i hope #yorais trending topic makes it on front page of printed newspapers tmr morning |
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10:29 am
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frostier:
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RT @limjiawei: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he keeps Hanku Jaya plastic bags #yorais |
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10:29 am
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ChowPong:
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Lol RT @walski69: Late Breaking News! Iridium now found to be 2nd most dense element. After #yorais |
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10:29 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he want to post letter he asks where is the pigeon! #yorais |
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10:29 am
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shwong:
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RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:29 am
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miasuraya:
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@wfxyz what is #yorais |
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10:29 am
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chellelola:
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ok ok last one. #yorais so ancient, he doesn't know that Sabah & Sarawak is part of malaysia. |
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10:29 am
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kellygoh:
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RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:29 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:29 am
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ChowPong:
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akakaka RT @bumilangit: LOL! RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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10:29 am
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prem87:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient, when the animals went in two by two he said, "Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana?" #yorais |
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10:29 am
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yoonkit:
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Before Darwin wrote "The Descent of Man" there was "The Rais of Yatim" RT: @Ngeow: Rais Yatim is the missing link. #yorais |
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10:29 am
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shahrulazlan:
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RT @Asohan: RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:29 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @Hexlord: The origin of #yorais -> http://www.malaysianmirror.com/homedetail/45-home/26697-beware-internet-use-rais-warns |
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10:29 am
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ckgord:
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Shit, I didn't know #yorais made it into no9 in Trending Topic. A bit more, #yorais will be on top of the world. |
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10:29 am
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kalash_s:
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im so proud of #yorais! |
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10:29 am
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retweetinginfo:
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#yorais | Not So Little Girl In A Reverie » Funniest #yorais jokes..and http://tinyurl.com/ykzhcfr |
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10:29 am
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theancharn:
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RT @thatjames: Rais Yatim is so ancient he got into Parliament via the Continental Drift. #yorais |
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10:30 am
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tekong:
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When #yorais isn't trending, is when twitter banned in Malaysia. I betcha! :P |
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10:30 am
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shahrulazlan:
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RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient, he want to post letter he asks where is the pigeon! #yorais |
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10:30 am
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reiko67:
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Anybody can tell me what is #yorais??? You guys seems super active trending it. LOL! |
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10:30 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he should be Time Magazine's Person of the Year for uniting Malaysians against his idiocy #yorais |
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10:30 am
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davidlian:
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I wonder if the special cases department at PDRM will now be overwhelmed by the no. of "possible dissidents" to monitor due to #yorais |
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10:30 am
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VeenaRusli:
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RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:30 am
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shahrulazlan:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once threatened to catch Merlin under ISA #yorais |
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10:30 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, the Loch Ness monster was his pet #yorais |
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10:30 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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@sudhir_kumar For #Yorais only! LOL good one! |
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10:30 am
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seanx2:
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lol fuh, #yorais is the #9 trending topic on twitter. amass the pigeons to send word out! |
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10:30 am
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ben_israel:
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RT @midnitelily Rais so ancient, he hid the Dead Sea Scrolls cos they were too progressive #yorais |
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10:30 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is now trending topic number 8 in the world. Kudos Rais Yatim, we all loathe thee |
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10:30 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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Serius ??? HAhahahahah RT @tekong: When #yorais isn't trending, is when twitter banned in Malaysia. I betcha! :P |
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10:30 am
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bongkersz:
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I want to see this haha RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:30 am
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eklern:
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#NowPlaying #yorais topic !!! Rais ROCKs....btw he is GodSend to UNITE fellow Malaysian Twitter |
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10:31 am
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HarshvardhanR:
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The day #yorais trends the world will.... Oh shite it's trending !! |
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10:31 am
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nexuskhan:
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RT @theancharn: RT @thatjames: Rais Yatim is so ancient he got into Parliament via the Continental Drift. #yorais |
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10:31 am
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ZainHD:
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#yorais uses a 14.4 kbps modem. |
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10:31 am
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razlanshah:
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HAHAAH GOOD ONE!! RT @tekong: When #yorais isn't trending, is when twitter is banned in Malaysia. I betcha! :P |
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10:31 am
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demonick:
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RT @nickywoo Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:31 am
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ngeow:
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Rais is so ancient, he's actually older than Chuck Norris #yorais |
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10:31 am
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SheilaPalmer:
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LOL! RT @shanonshah Rais is so ancient he once threatened to catch Merlin under ISA #yorais |
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10:31 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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http://twitpic.com/ys1oj hohoho who did this needs to be shot or given a shot!! #yorais |
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10:31 am
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cleffairy:
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RT @hewyk: Rais is so ancient, he's just called for a ban on pigeons to stop them twittering #yorais |
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10:31 am
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syahredzan:
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I think we just showed Rais the power of social media, when #yorais made it to Trending Topic. |
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10:31 am
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wordsmanifest:
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#yorais on Trending Topics. BOOM! we did it, malaysia! er. yeah. http://twitpic.com/ys24i |
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10:31 am
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ejant:
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who started #yorais? genius gilerr |
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10:31 am
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roflina:
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if twitter gets banned in malaysia because of this, it'll start some geek riot. it'll be ugly #yorais. |
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10:31 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @tekong: When #yorais isn't trending, is when twitter banned in Malaysia. I betcha! :P |
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10:31 am
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chapree:
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Will the ancient 1 understand this? - RT @lokgotz: http://twitpic.com/ys1mb - Can't believe #yorais is trending! Screen shot 4 good measure |
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10:31 am
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mayakins:
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Rais is so ancient, his last pet was a dinosaur #yorais |
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10:31 am
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aaron1kee:
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RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he should be Time Magazine's Person of the Year for uniting Malaysians against his idiocy #yorais |
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10:31 am
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icednyior:
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http://is.gd/6A6Y9 #yorais on top 10 Topics Trending now (6.30PM MYR Time) |
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10:31 am
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walski69:
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What, no #yorais ? RT @JuliusDavies: http://tinyurl.com/yg8p8vl The Trends That Will Shape 2010 |
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10:31 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:31 am
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limjiawei:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he uses typewriter to type his speech last week #yorais |
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10:31 am
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cerventus:
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@Ngeow Rais is so ancient, he's actually older than Chuck Norris #yorais |
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10:31 am
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nickchoomk:
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LOLL!!!! RT: @shanonshah Rais is so ancient, when t animals went in two by two he said, "Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana?" #yorais |
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10:31 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#NowPlaying #arealwifey Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais #uselessfacts |
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10:31 am
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Dastream:
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I heard he is older than that RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient, his friends were all only dinosaurs! #yorais |
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10:32 am
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zlene:
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Juraissic Park #yorais |
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10:32 am
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chcknrrsfcts:
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Rais is so ancient, he's actually older than Chuck Norris #yorais http://bit.ly/6SSo23 |
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10:32 am
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eevon:
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RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:32 am
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ben_israel:
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kakaka! RT @yoonkit I thot this was about Rais Yatim #yorais RT: @zhiQ: How to Commit Social Suicide Online: http://bit.ly/7V9Z20 |
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10:32 am
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thatjames:
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At the rate we're going, we'll hv a good resource for "Rais Yatim is so ancient" t-shirts. #yorais |
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10:32 am
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yapthomas:
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Rais is so ancient he still kisses hands...! http://bit.ly/7oU2He Hello people shake hands now #yorais |
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10:32 am
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ElijahN:
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RT @Asohan: Hee hee RT @eyerizzz Rais Yatim is so ancient The Delorean had to go up to 800mph to reach him. #yorais |
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10:32 am
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yoonkit:
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#yorais is the best thing since #cibai !! Malaysia Boleh! |
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10:32 am
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cerventus:
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sorry mreant to RT @ngeow's tweet on #yorais |
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10:32 am
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nexuskhan:
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#yorais is so ancient that Museum of Natural History (NY) begged @therealDrM to hand him over to them as permanent exhibit!!! |
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10:32 am
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arystle:
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woots!! #yorais is the number 8 trending topics!! |
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10:32 am
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ElijahN:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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10:32 am
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munwai82:
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#yorais is now trending at 7th spot! |
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10:32 am
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xcool:
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Wondering what's with all these #yorais tweets, so I'd just join in the fun: Rais is so old he doesn't check Twitter. |
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10:32 am
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kellygoh:
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RT @theancharn: RT @thatjames: Rais Yatim is so ancient he got into Parliament via the Continental Drift. #yorais |
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10:32 am
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cerventus:
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RT @yoonkit: #yorais is the best thing since #cibai !! Malaysia Boleh! |
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10:32 am
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felixchu:
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#Yorais is number 8 trending topic! Can we make it to number 1? :D |
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10:32 am
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suanie:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he w_nk_d to Nefertiti. Would you like to buy a vowel? #yorais |
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10:32 am
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limjiawei:
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jeah!!! RT @wordsmanifest: #yorais on Trending Topics. BOOM! we did it, malaysia! er. yeah. http://twitpic.com/ys24i |
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10:32 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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Yes we all do! RT @GypsyQue3n: i hope #yorais trending topic makes it on front page of printed newspapers tmr morning |
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10:32 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @yoonkit: Before Darwin wrote "The Descent of Man" there was "The Rais of Yatim" RT: @Ngeow: Rais Yatim is the missing link. #yorais |
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10:32 am
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amuse_gueule:
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hahahahahaha RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:32 am
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zique:
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Rais Yatim's so ancient he was a culture shock to the westerners #yorais |
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10:32 am
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syahredzan:
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Test market - Rais is so ancient, he was around when Negeri Sembilan was Negeri Satu. #yorais |
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10:32 am
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wordsmanifest:
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RT @zlene: Juraissic Park #yorais |
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10:32 am
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munwai82:
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#yorais now at 6th spot - w00t |
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10:32 am
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stephendoss:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so fucking old, we played together as kids. #yorais |
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10:32 am
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yoonkit:
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That would be awesome. RT: @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:32 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @ChowPong: Lol RT @walski69: Late Breaking News! Iridium now found to be 2nd most dense element. After #yorais |
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10:32 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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#yorais is so ancient that he is more older than Lucifer? erhhh wait what the heck ? How come that be ? |
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10:32 am
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laychkoh:
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AHAHAA RT @shanonshah Rais is so ancient, when the animals went in two by two he said, "Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana?" #yorais |
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10:33 am
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walski69:
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If he even notices RT @syahredzan: I think we just showed Rais the power of social media, when #yorais made it to Trending Topic. |
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10:33 am
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hamsupking:
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LOL @altimet He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:33 am
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truelovej:
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my goodness! i can't even follow the #yorais stream because of the speed of new tweets!! |
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10:33 am
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mikemmery:
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you wanna talk about RAIS? OK, I changed my mode #yorais |
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10:33 am
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wfxyz:
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Everyone else in the world, If you're wondering who the heck is Rais and why #yorais trending, read here http://ow.ly/Y6Yp |
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10:33 am
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kBoey:
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@davidlian #yorais so old he forgot who bothers to run the PDRM! :W |
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10:33 am
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mayakins:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so fucking old, we played together as kids. #yorais |
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10:33 am
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miri085:
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any takers? :D RT @thatjames: At the rate we're going, we'll hv a good resource for "Rais Yatim is so ancient" t-shirts. #yorais |
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10:33 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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10:33 am
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kazwan:
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Definitely. RT @syahredzan: I think we just showed Rais the power of social media, when #yorais made it to Trending Topic. |
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10:33 am
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danielngsh:
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HAHAHA RT @syahredzan Test market - Rais is so ancient, he was around when Negeri Sembilan was Negeri Satu. #yorais |
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10:33 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he still thinks you can buy a house in Tmn Tun for 60k a pop. #yorais. |
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10:33 am
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miri085:
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rofl hahaha RT @syahredzan: Test market - Rais is so ancient, he was around when Negeri Sembilan was Negeri Satu. #yorais |
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10:33 am
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teMMe:
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This the best! @TheNutGraph must pick this up! RT @shanonshah Rais is so ancient he once threatened to catch Merlin under ISA #yorais |
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10:33 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, there is a whole chapter of anthropology dedicated to him #yorais |
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10:33 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is no number 6 of the twitter trending topic. Rais is so old that Adam said "Dad?" |
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10:33 am
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shazeea:
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Pity those who also have the name Rais. Like a cousin...#yorais |
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10:33 am
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eklern:
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Rais is even more popular than the ruler of malaysia #yorais !! |
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10:33 am
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ZainHD:
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He flies MSA (Malaysia Singapore Airlines). RT @altimet: He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:33 am
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reiko67:
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LOL! Finally understand!!! #yorais is so ancient he shouldn't put his title as doctor, it's western influence word also. |
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10:33 am
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dj_smirnoff_ice:
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#yorais: Stands for "Yo, Rais..." Refers to Rais Yatim, the current Malaysian Information, Communications, and Cul... http://bit.ly/7KQ6jq |
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10:33 am
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salmanj10:
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whatthetrend.com: #yorais: Stands for "Yo, Rais..." Refers to Rais Yatim, the current Malaysian Info... http://bit.ly/53K6iY #trend#twitter |
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10:33 am
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limjiawei:
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nice bro! hahahahaha.. RT @altimet: He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:33 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient but only after Samyvellu lost his hair... #yorais |
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10:33 am
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rachying:
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RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:33 am
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IamMalaysian:
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pengsan! RT @shanonshah Rais is so ancient, when the animals went in two by two he said, Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana? #yorais |
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10:33 am
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miri085:
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ehem hahah .. genius woo RT @ejant: who started #yorais? genius gilerr |
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10:33 am
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ZainHD:
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RT @jenkinyat: #yorais trending has moved up 1 place! |
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10:34 am
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Dastream:
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woots 8 wha RT @arystle: woots!! #yorais is the number 8 trending topics!! |
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10:34 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient when rice was introduced, he said "but, but, i am rais!". #yorais @starwing |
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10:34 am
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ngeow:
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Rais is so ancient, he has a pager, which transmit in morse code (dammit, but that's a pretty cool fic-gadget if ever there's one) #yorais |
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10:34 am
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miri085:
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memang in ur face lah kan :D RT @syahredzan: I think we just showed Rais the power of social media, when #yorais made it to Trending Topic. |
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10:34 am
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realPMMalaysia:
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rais yatim is so ancient that he is on the trend list! #yorais |
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10:34 am
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JPVanity:
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wuts #yorais |
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10:34 am
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foocheehoe:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that Chedet goes to him for advice #yorais (via @Asohan) good one!!! |
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10:34 am
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Hitoribocchi:
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To all Malaysian friends, I shall stay away from this #yorais madness. |
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10:34 am
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prem87:
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lolz.. i dont think that fool deserves to be #1 tho RT @arystle woots!! #yorais is the number 8 trending topics!! |
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10:34 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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I do sometimes! Lol anyways! RT @altimet: He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:34 am
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kazwan:
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Ah...welcome to the party. RT @altimet: He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:34 am
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, Africa wants him back #yorais |
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10:34 am
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ronshah:
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late comer into the #yorais trend... this is gonna be fun! |
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10:34 am
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dustyhawk:
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#yorais can ISA my ass anytime he wants |
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10:34 am
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icednyior:
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http://twitpic.com/ys2e5 - #yorais on Twitter front page. Screenshot just in case :D |
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10:34 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he saw Pandora open her box. #yorais |
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10:34 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @dj_smirnoff_ice: #yorais: Stands for "Yo, Rais..." Refers to Rais Yatim, the current Malaysian Information, Communications, and Cul. ... |
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10:34 am
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cerventus:
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Q. Why is #yorais trending? A. See http://wttrend.com/23495 |
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10:34 am
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nexuskhan:
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#yorais is so ancient that he still uses ATUR as preferred mode of communication |
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10:34 am
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davybates:
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is this whole #yorais phenomena coming out in any newspapers tomorrow? :P |
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10:34 am
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ronshah:
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#yorais may look like an idiot and talk like and idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. |
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10:34 am
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MoniqueChambers:
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Looking for people to follow who arnt celebs ==> tweet me if ur worth it #NowPlaying #arealwifey Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais #uselessfacts |
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10:34 am
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miri085:
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hahaha .. RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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10:34 am
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peteteo:
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Chuckle. RT @hamsupking: LOL @altimet He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais http://myloc.me/311IV |
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10:34 am
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rainingheaven:
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Going off now. Will peep at part of Rais's department and see if anyone egged it or anything #yorais |
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10:34 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he used to date mermaids!! #yorais |
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10:34 am
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stephendoss:
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RT @therealDrM: Love making fun of old, washed up, dinosaur politicians that don't know when to leave the scene quietly. #yorais |
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10:34 am
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HarshvardhanR:
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#yorais Refers to Rais Yatim, the Malaysian Info Comm n Culture Minister who recently advised not to be immersed in the "western culture" |
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10:34 am
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nwck89:
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RT @munwai82 Rais is so ancient, he should be Time Magazine's Person of the Year for uniting Malaysians against his idiocy #yorais |
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10:34 am
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cerventus:
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RT @ronshah: #yorais may look like an idiot and talk like and idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. |
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10:34 am
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AnonymousCow:
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Lol @ #yorais. The force is strong with this one! |
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10:34 am
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Charmainewai:
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RT @syahredzan: #yorais RT: @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, his closest relatives are bacteria |
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10:34 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so old-fashioned he's now a trend #yorais |
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10:34 am
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kvseng:
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Good One!! RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:35 am
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wedidthese:
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lets print #yorais t-shirts! lmao |
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10:35 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he still thinks the federal highway is the fastest and only way to get to kl from shah alam. #yorais |
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10:35 am
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orgtek:
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#yorais is so ancient Pixar wanted him to be one of the character in the movie Ice Age part 1-3. |
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10:35 am
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nadiahkimie:
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:D RT @therealDrM Love making fun of old, washed up, dinosaur politicians that don't know when to leave the scene quietly. #yorais |
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10:35 am
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kBoey:
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#yorais is so old, he precedes the poor Haitians. may god bless them |
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10:35 am
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felixchu:
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Will #Yorais be the headline of The Star tomorrow? :D |
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10:35 am
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ronshah:
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#yorais so old, he farts dust.. |
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10:35 am
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yustisianadanti:
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Wets #yorais haha |
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10:35 am
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mechelllee:
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RT @joshlim Do your part for Malaysia - let's make #yorais a Trending Topic! :) Why? See http://bit.ly/5wl9Wz |
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10:35 am
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syahredzan:
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Hahahaha RT: @ChowPong: akakaka RT @bumilangit: LOL! RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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10:35 am
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shanonshah:
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Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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10:35 am
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wordsmanifest:
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ROFL RT @miri085: http://twitpic.com/ys1oj - #yorais classic - #fb |
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10:35 am
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tekong:
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@derekyap now #yorais is above #uselessfacts haha. looks likes it get the fact right :p |
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10:35 am
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limjiawei:
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he's so ancient that his children (if he has) still playing Brick Game hand held game #yorais |
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10:35 am
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KyotoBand:
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Front page material. Take a bow RT: @icednyior: http://twitpic.com/ys2e5 - #yorais on Twitter front page. Screenshot just in case :D |
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10:35 am
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rainingheaven:
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@shamhardy la,dia block ke? tak sporting nye #yorais |
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10:35 am
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eleanorng:
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Rais is so ancient that he obviously thinks the word 'toupee' is the french spelling for topi #yorais |
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10:35 am
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nexuskhan:
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t-rex saw #yorais and went like... eww... junk food!!! he so old, dino recognises him!!! |
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10:35 am
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blogjunkie:
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ok, my personal fave of the day - RT @ben_israel: Rais is so ancient, Darwin used him to verify his theory of evolution #yorais |
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10:35 am
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ElijahN:
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I gotta admit, I'm lovin' #yorais right now. ;) |
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10:35 am
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andygts:
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RT @eleanorng: Rais is so ancient that he obviously thinks the word 'toupee' is the french spelling for topi #yorais |
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10:35 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, jurassic park the movie brought back so many bad memories #yorais |
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10:35 am
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razlanshah:
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enough of this #yorais shit...got to get back to writting proposals . F**k the proposal #yorais is more fun!!!! |
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10:35 am
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jiniusatwork:
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RT @altimet He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:35 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is so old that he served for our first PM's grand dad |
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10:35 am
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ZainHD:
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RT @vuisme: #yorais is so ancient that he thought 'wifi zone' is where all wives go to chill. |
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10:35 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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@rainingheaven pssstt psstt here is the keylogger to record all the type words to his dept heheheheheh #yorais |
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10:35 am
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chapree:
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RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:36 am
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natashanair:
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#yorais you're a trending topic! this must be why you hate the internet huh. |
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10:36 am
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mechelllee:
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Buddha definitely didn't say buddhists cannot use Twitter. #yorais |
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10:36 am
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vin_ann:
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#yorais yo yo... even i dun know head n tails, i just know i need to write #yorais |
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10:36 am
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kushairi:
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Lucu giler RT @JOHANYUSOF85: There's going to be a remake of a James Bond film coming soon to theaters. It's called For #yorais Only. |
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10:36 am
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HarshvardhanR:
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#yorais is so old that he was a laborer when the Egyptians built the pyramids |
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10:36 am
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KyotoBand:
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RT @syahredzan: Hahahaha RT: @ChowPong: akakaka RT @bumilangit: LOL! RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his ... |
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10:36 am
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pronaz:
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Oh btw, this is how you greet Rais in Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie rais #iseeyou #yorais |
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10:36 am
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cerventus:
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RT @ben_israel: Rais is so ancient, Darwin used him to verify his theory of evolution #yorais via @blogjunkie |
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10:36 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @mechelllee: RT @joshlim Do your part for Malaysia - let's make #yorais a Trending Topic! :) Why? See http://bit.ly/5wl9Wz |
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10:36 am
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TheBackpackr:
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In the afterlife, you'll identify Rais right away. He's so old, he has no navel. #yorais |
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10:36 am
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thezerohour:
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RT @thezerohour: RaisYatim, think you better call AriGold, hes the man around town. he can sort u out. since ur careers goin south #yorais |
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10:36 am
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radianceleong:
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RT @lokgotz: DAMN! #yorais is at number 6!!! |
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10:36 am
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miri085:
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nice one RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he saw Pandora open her box. #yorais |
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10:36 am
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aaron1kee:
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RT @jenkinyat: #yorais trending in now No.6 on the Top 10 list! |
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10:36 am
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albnok:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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10:36 am
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soonwei:
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Rais is so ancient, he was Wilma Flinstone's ex boyfriend. heh. #yorais |
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10:36 am
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nazezz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient Steven Spielberg plans to make JURAISSIC PARK #yorais |
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10:36 am
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IamMalaysian:
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for next election!! RT @thatjames At the rate we're going, we'll hv a good resource for "Rais Yatim is so ancient" t-shirts. #yorais |
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10:36 am
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syahredzan:
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Hahahahaha RT @therealDrM: Love making fun of old, washed up, dinosaur politicians that don't know when to leave the scene quietly. #yorais |
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10:36 am
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MalaiseMalay:
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RT @wordsmanifest: ROFL RT @miri085: http://twitpic.com/ys1oj - #yorais classic - #fb |
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10:36 am
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paolodelfino:
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word. malaysia skandal boleh! RT @wordsmanifest: #yorais on Trending Topics. BOOM! http://twitpic.com/ys24i @klue |
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10:36 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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I have strong feeling that #yorais will hit no1 topic by tonight or tomorrow. If it does, we gonna see another rant from Rais soon in news. |
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10:36 am
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surinR:
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hahaha.. http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:36 am
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mikefoong:
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#yorais you were featured on RT @ITChannel: Podcast Episode 30: If the porn industry says so, it must be true! - http://bit.ly/5kFIGW |
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10:36 am
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Aisehman:
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@yoonkit Rais is so ancient, her remembers the journey out of Africa #yorais |
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10:36 am
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Hexlord:
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#yorais !!! http://plurk.com/p/3fgu4z |
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10:36 am
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scorpiojerm:
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coollness ... and funny too! must read RT @sm7catscan #yorais is trending! nice one guys! |
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10:37 am
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joanneliyeng:
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he uses REAL bricks! RT @limjiawei: he's so ancient that his children (if he has) still playing Brick Game hand held game #yorais |
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10:37 am
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bongkersz:
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Entah :P Takde keje btol RT @miri085: ehem hahah .. genius woo RT @ejant: who started #yorais? genius gilerr |
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10:37 am
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5xmom:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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10:37 am
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amuse_gueule:
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hahahahaha RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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10:37 am
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derekyap:
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honestly do u even see any 'useFUL' fact hash? RT@tekong: now #yorais is above #uselessfacts haha. looks likes it get the fact right :p |
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10:37 am
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abinesh:
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Rais is such ancient he went for the grand opening of klcc yesterday #yorais |
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10:37 am
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Asohan:
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LOL RT @yoonkit Rais Yatim is so ancient, Africa wants him back #yorais |
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10:37 am
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soefira:
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#yorais so ancient he mistook Diana Ross's Endless Love was about him- "yorais, yorais, yorais, they tell me how much u care, oh yes.." |
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10:37 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @TheBackpackr: In the afterlife, you'll identify Rais right away. He's so old, he has no navel. #yorais |
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10:37 am
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miri085:
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nice one lah RT @altimet: He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:37 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @ElijahN: I gotta admit, I'm lovin' #yorais right now. ;) |
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10:37 am
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vin_ann:
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Will najib jelas ? RT @eklern Rais is even more popular than the ruler of malaysia #yorais !! |
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10:37 am
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dinomo:
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Just added the trending definition to #yorais at http://wthashtag.com |
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10:37 am
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scorpiojerm:
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RT @IamMalaysian: LOL. Imagine, at his next media conference, jounalists start each question with #yorais! |
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10:37 am
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ezanee:
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RT @chellelola: ok ok last one. #yorais so ancient, he doesn't know that Sabah & Sarawak is part of malaysia. |
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10:37 am
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razlanshah:
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#yorais is so ancient the he was the inspiration behind Darwin's theory of Evolution... |
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10:37 am
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ejant:
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he's so ancient the dude they found in niah cave was his roomie #yorais |
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10:37 am
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ZainHD:
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The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. |
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10:37 am
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kellygoh:
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#yorais up to no 6 spot now...will be a bit weird if it surpasses Haiti, no? |
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10:37 am
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ronshah:
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#yorais birth cert is an apology from the condom factory |
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10:37 am
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zurairi:
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Who says Malaysians aren't united? #yorais is probably the first Malaysian meme to hit trending topics. |
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10:37 am
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kBoey:
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RT @chapree: RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:37 am
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Asohan:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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10:37 am
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limjiawei:
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he's so ancient that his using a camel as a mode of transportation #yorais |
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10:37 am
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thezerohour:
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RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient, jurassic park the movie brought back so many bad memories #yorais |
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10:37 am
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CarolHong:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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10:37 am
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ted1777:
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Those non-malaysian must be wondering WTH with this #yorais |
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10:37 am
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mechelllee:
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Oh no wait Buddha didn't say Twitter would affect our values or anything similar #yorais speechless. |
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10:37 am
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davidlian:
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I think #yorais might only discover that he's been a trending topic when he reads about it in the papers tomorrow. |
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10:37 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is so ancient that Dota was based on him. |
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10:37 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @nazezz: Rais Yatim is so ancient Steven Spielberg plans to make JURAISSIC PARK #yorais |
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10:38 am
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melonlicious:
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#Yorais never learn from his mistake of the power of social media...that's y opposition can attack easily! |
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10:38 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he doesn't have a translator when journo's ask him in English #yorais |
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10:38 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he didn't wear clothes then. #yorais |
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10:38 am
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tashny:
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#yorais is so old that Spielberg hired him as historical consultant for Jurassic Park |
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10:38 am
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banunatina:
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RT @syahredzan: I think we just showed Rais the power of social media, when #yorais made it to Trending Topic. |
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10:38 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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10:38 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. |
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10:38 am
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5xmom:
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Rais is so ancient, Dr M is his long, long, long lost grandson.#yorais |
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10:38 am
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ben_israel:
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it just gets better. LOL RT @TheBackpackr In the afterlife, you'll identify Rais right away. He's so old, he has no navel. #yorais |
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10:38 am
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soefira:
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#yorais was the missing person in Da Vinci's Last Supper. |
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10:38 am
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vicjamm:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he still thinks the federal highway is the fastest and only way to get to kl from shah alam. #yorais |
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10:38 am
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miri085:
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my search result for #yorais was updating like 4-6 updates a minute when this started, it has now gone to 30 updates per minute , gila |
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10:38 am
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akukelabu:
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When the first fish walked on land, #yorais told them to go back, bcoz it's evil western techonology. |
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10:38 am
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miri085:
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2 immersed :D RT @bongkersz: Entah :P Takde keje btol RT @miri085: ehem hahah .. genius woo RT @ejant: who started #yorais? genius gilerr |
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10:38 am
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eklern:
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hope he dun play c4 wit RaisYatim la @vin_ann Will najib jelas ? RT @eklern Rais is even more popular than the ruler of malaysia #yorais !! |
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10:38 am
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thatjames:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, ppl forget that he wasn't always Gollum. #yorais |
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10:38 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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Err Lol! RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. |
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10:38 am
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tashny:
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#yorais is so old that when God said "let there be light" he was the one who flicked the switch |
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10:38 am
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sarchan:
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hahah LOVE IT, #yorais is trending. |
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10:38 am
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conancat:
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RT @chapree: RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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10:39 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @ujeantology: Rais so old-fashioned he's now a trend #yorais |
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10:39 am
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theancharn:
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I wud totallt buy those RT @thatjames: At the rate we're going, we'll hv a good resource for "Rais Yatim is so ancient" t-shirts. #yorais |
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10:39 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he made history with #yorais |
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10:39 am
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miri085:
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ouch RT @syafiqsunny: mungkin frinjan perlu jemput Rais Yatim untuk perform @najwanhalimi @hasmihashim #yorais |
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10:39 am
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Asohan:
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Let's go for it! RT @kellygoh #yorais up to no 6 spot now...will be a bit weird if it surpasses Haiti, no? |
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10:39 am
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jibone:
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Ha! RT @wordsmanifest: #yorais on Trending Topics. BOOM! we did it, malaysia! er. yeah. http://twitpic.com/ys24i |
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10:39 am
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radianceleong:
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still at 6th place. #yorais |
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10:39 am
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thechannelc:
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RT @cerventus: Q. Why is #yorais trending? A. See http://wttrend.com/23495 |
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10:39 am
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syahredzan:
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HahahahahRT: @miri085: nice one RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he saw Pandora open her box. #yorais |
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10:39 am
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kellygoh:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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10:39 am
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tashny:
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RT @sudhir_kumar: Err Lol! RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. |
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10:39 am
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moemasri:
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Everybody should stop promoting your stuffs today cos #yorais is taking over!!! |
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10:39 am
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razlanshah:
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#yorais is so ancient he was the person that Hang Tuah got the tamingsari from |
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10:39 am
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chapree:
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[via @albnok] - RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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10:39 am
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abinesh:
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Rais is such ancient that he just heard over RTM that Ben Johnson broke the world 100m record #yorais |
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10:39 am
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rachying:
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Hahaha this is funny! RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. |
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10:39 am
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felixchu:
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RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he didn't wear clothes then. #yorais |
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10:39 am
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HarshvardhanR:
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For those wondering what #yorais means look at what I found on dictionary.com
http://twitpic.com/ys1oj |
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10:39 am
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Nigelytl:
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Oh god please don't put that image in my head RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he didn't wear clothes then. #yorais |
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10:39 am
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ben_israel:
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boomz! RT @theancharn Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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10:39 am
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Hexlord:
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RT @Asohan: LOL RT @yoonkit Rais Yatim is so ancient, Africa wants him back #yorais |
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10:40 am
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paparazzitweets:
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PaparazziTweets Blog #yorais | Not So Little Girl In A Reverie » Funniest #yorais jokes..and |
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10:40 am
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thezerohour:
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i love this! RT @5xmom: Rais is so ancient, Dr M is his long, long, long lost grandson.#yorais |
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10:40 am
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aprilyim:
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wtf #yorais is trending XD lol |
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10:40 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @Asohan: Let's go for it! RT @kellygoh #yorais up to no 6 spot now...will be a bit weird if it surpasses Haiti, no? |
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10:40 am
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ashyusof:
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OMG those #yorais tweets are an awesome ending to a tiring work day. keep it up ppl! |
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10:40 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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10:40 am
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dyap38:
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Rais is so old he made his first friend whilst leaving the primordial soup. #yorais |
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10:40 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @cerventus: Q. Why is #yorais trending? A. See http://wttrend.com/23495 |
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10:40 am
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SheilaPalmer:
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Definition for Rais! LOL! http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais #raisyatim |
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10:40 am
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paparazzitweets:
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#yorais | Not So Little Girl In A Reverie » Funniest #yorais jokes..and http://tinyurl.com/ycpa4wq |
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10:40 am
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suanie:
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HAHAHA I LIKE THIS ONE! RT @thatjames: Rais Yatim is so ancient, ppl forget that he wasn't always Gollum. #yorais |
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10:40 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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10:40 am
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theancharn:
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LOL RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient but only after Samyvellu lost his hair... #yorais |
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10:40 am
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mikemmery:
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Rais is so ancient that he has a Velociraptor as pet #yorais |
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10:40 am
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reiko67:
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#yorais is so ancient is I bet he live on the tree, like how western ppl think we Malaysians are. |
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10:40 am
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klue:
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mwahahaha. well done, twitter-comrades! @wordsmanifest: #yorais on Trending Topics. BOOM! http://twitpic.com/ys24i |
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10:40 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he said 'Putrajaya?! Who wants to work in a swamp?!' #yorais |
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10:40 am
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missy_blurkit:
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RT @melonlicious: #Yorais never learn from his mistake of the power of social media...that's y opposition can attack easily! |
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10:40 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, he knows the hiding place of the holy grail #yorais |
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10:40 am
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ChowPong:
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#yorais is so ancient, he's more wellknown than T-rex. u don't see T-rex trending right? Grww...grww.. T-rex upset |
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10:40 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Asohan: LOL RT @yoonkit Rais Yatim is so ancient, Africa wants him back #yorais |
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10:40 am
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frostier:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, his first press statement was written on a stone #yorais |
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10:40 am
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shiva_tina:
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LOL!!! RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black |
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10:40 am
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tjunkie:
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RT @ben_israel: Rais is so ancient, Darwin used him to verify his theory of evolution #yorais |
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10:41 am
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tashny:
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@pynkfreakadelic visit #yorais |
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10:41 am
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twittSecrets:
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#yorais: Stands for "Yo, Rais..." Refers to Rais Yatim, the current Malaysian Information, Communications, and Culture Minister. He re... |
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10:41 am
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midnitelily:
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go Malaysia! show #yorais how he's so advance, he's #1 twitter trend and he didn't even know it! lol |
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10:41 am
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tekong:
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If Rais failed to ban twitter using SKMM, he will resign. #yorais If he did, we still have .. err @foursquare? :p |
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10:41 am
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marcusians:
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Anyone gonna start with yorais yo mama jokes?#yorais |
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10:41 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @chapree: [via @albnok] - RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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10:41 am
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jibone:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is on twitter top ten trending topics! #yorais |
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10:41 am
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amuse_gueule:
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hahahaha RT @dyap38 Rais is so old he made his first friend whilst leaving the primordial soup. #yorais |
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10:41 am
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mikefoong:
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To make #yorais no1 it needs to get retweeted more :) |
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10:41 am
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TheBitch58:
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Are you that concerned about #yorais really? |
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10:41 am
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jeffrims:
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Wohhoho! #yorais is a trending topic now! :P |
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10:41 am
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soefira:
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#yorais was the goat Cain & Abel was quarreling about |
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10:41 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Holy Sh*t, I didn't know Rais was our Information, Communications, and Culture Minister !! He should be sacked from that position !! #yorais |
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10:41 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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@altimet oops I had a #yorais moment there! Terminal 3 with firefly still goes international! |
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10:41 am
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razlanshah:
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#yorais is so ancient he was present during the Last Supper |
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10:41 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @zilch Shit, now #yorais is top 6 trending topic on twitter! >>> Let us make it NO. 1 trending topic |
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10:41 am
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TheBackpackr:
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What's the best way to archive all of these cool #yorais tweets? Anyone? Does RSS work? |
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10:41 am
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syahredzan:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks Micro Genius is 'cutting edge'. #yorais |
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10:41 am
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arystle:
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Rais is so ancient he didn't need to eat any food then. #yorais |
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10:41 am
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yoonkit:
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Before "The Fallen" was "The Rais." #yorais #transformers |
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10:41 am
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marcusians:
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RT @natashanair: #yorais you're a trending topic! this must be why you hate the internet huh. |
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10:41 am
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vin_ann:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he still use floopy disk... #yorais |
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10:41 am
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dustyhawk:
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@davidlian you sure he reads the paper ? #yorais might only read smoke signals |
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10:41 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, when he farted, he called it the Big Bang #yorais |
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10:41 am
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CincauHangus:
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Rais is so ancient that the English wanted to name the first rice plant after him. #yorais |
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10:42 am
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jenkinyat:
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now i got no time to edit my whole loads of photos (more than 400) bcoz i'm having fun reading #yorais facts.. |
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10:42 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#NowPlaying #arealwifey Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais #Ihaveadream |
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10:42 am
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edozzz12:
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racist ! get a life! RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. |
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10:42 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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use facebok than RT @tekong: If Rais failed to ban twitter using SKMM, he will resign. #yorais If he did, we still have .. err @foursquare? |
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10:42 am
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nikazwaa:
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Adumakhai. That takes the cake. RT @wordsmanifest: ROFL RT @miri085: http://twitpic.com/ys1oj - #yorais classic |
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10:42 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais |
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10:42 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he is the original Bumiputra. #yorais |
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10:42 am
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marcusians:
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is #yorais more popular than 1Malaysia? |
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10:42 am
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amuse_gueule:
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#yorais is trending at number 6!!! |
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10:42 am
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felixchu:
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RT @yoonkit: Before "The Fallen" was "The Rais." #yorais #transformers |
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10:42 am
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he made his own underwear. From papyrus leaves #yorais |
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10:42 am
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zasishak:
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#yorais I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU http://bit.ly/6Qutcd |
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10:42 am
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cerventus:
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RT @yoonkit: Before "The Fallen" was "The Rais." #yorais #transformers |
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10:42 am
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Asohan:
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RT @jfmacvay: Rais is so ancient he totally won't see the humour in all this. Actually, he totally won't see this. #yorais |
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10:42 am
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zique:
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Rais is so Ancient they have to write the History of Malaya around him #yorais |
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10:42 am
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shanonshah:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks Leonardo Di Caprio drew the Mona Lisa. #yorais |
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10:42 am
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razlanshah:
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Instead of watch your ass now people are going to say watch #yorais |
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10:42 am
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scorpiojerm:
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funny RT @spinzer Si beh tahan! LOL! RT @lightyoruichi: Rais is so slowpoke that #streamyxsucks appointed him to be their mascot #yorais |
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10:42 am
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stephendoss:
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Rais is stuck in history, that's why he thinks the British Empire still rules the world n he's fighting for independance #yorais |
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10:42 am
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ZhiQ:
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1Malaysia is making #yorais trending |
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10:42 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @daniel_szehau: RT @leviasher: OMG! I think the fire last night was Rais Yatim trying to send a message to his friends! kantoi! #yorais |
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10:42 am
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elviza:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient he consults a dictionary to learn the terms "trending topic" and "@yorais" |
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10:42 am
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ronshah:
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#yorais mind is so open - that common sense simply pass through it. |
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10:42 am
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peteteo:
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#yorais , nothing wrong with being ancient. Being stoopid, however, is not so happening. |
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10:43 am
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radianceleong:
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RT @mikefoong: To make #yorais no1 it needs to get retweeted more :) |
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10:43 am
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peilynn22:
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Rais is so ancient, he witnessed the cambrian explosion #yorais |
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10:43 am
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miri085:
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erk. :P RT @edozzz12: racist ! get a life! RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. |
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10:43 am
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arystle:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks Apple is just an 'apple'. #yorais |
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10:43 am
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tekong:
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After Rais step down from his post, he will be sacked from BN/UMNO for good. That is ultimate epic #yorais |
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10:43 am
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jenkinyat:
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AHAHAHAHA indeed!RT: @CincauHangus: Rais is so ancient that the English wanted to name the first rice plant after him. #yorais |
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10:43 am
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vin_ann:
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Rais is so ancient that he still use CRT tube to watch TV...#yorais |
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10:43 am
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davybates:
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I bet #streamyxsucks is having major issues now with all the bandwidth going to #yorais |
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10:43 am
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isaacskh:
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RT @CincauHangus: Rais is so ancient that the English wanted to name the first rice plant after him. #yorais |
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10:43 am
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nazmie:
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Rais Yatim is in Trending Topic?? Hahahaha... Ta-da! #yorais |
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10:43 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @jfmacvay: Rais is so ancient he totally won't see the humour in all this. Actually, he totally won't see this. #yorais |
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10:43 am
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yoonkit:
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Twitterers, make "#yorais me up!" as the official trending theme song! (@alphaque) |
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10:43 am
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vicjamm:
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He is so ancient he decided to join Samy on the "kereta lembu". #yorais |
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10:43 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @marcusians: is #yorais more popular than 1Malaysia? |
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10:43 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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How did he become our Information, Communications, and Culture Minister? Does he know what IT is? #yorais |
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10:43 am
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davybates:
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remember every 8 characters = 1byte! #yorais |
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10:43 am
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foocheehoe:
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Rais is so ancient that he is still using the computer in a state of cultural shock. #yorais |
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10:43 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that the fig leaf was the latest in fashion when he was a teen #yorais |
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10:43 am
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tekong:
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EXTREMELY GOOD ONE! - He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais (via @altimet) |
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10:43 am
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Gurlstrange:
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Hahahaha!! Omg I'm loving @altimet jokes on #yorais |
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10:43 am
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natashanair:
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LOL the definition of rais on dictionary.com RT @miri085: http://twitpic.com/ys1oj - #yorais classic |
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10:44 am
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cerventus:
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@razlanshah #yorais is so old that he was telling jesus to not be immersed in Roman cultures. |
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10:44 am
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truelovej:
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Malaysian tweeples are a force to be reckoned with.. #yorais |
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10:44 am
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wfxyz:
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Of all, this nailed it! RT @jibone: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is on twitter top ten trending topics! #yorais |
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10:44 am
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vin_ann:
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yo yo... i know what ur doing on #yorais fact |
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10:44 am
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ash_hong:
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@TzeYau: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he wasn't born... he was unearthed #yorais |
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10:44 am
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TheBackpackr:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais |
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10:44 am
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dayzeydoo:
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I think Rais is so old, his IC ends with 0001. #yorais |
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10:44 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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If there is anything popular about #yorais right now is that he is going up the trends real fast http://twitpic.com/ys359 |
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10:44 am
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prem87:
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RT @klue: mwahahaha. well done, twitter-comrades! @wordsmanifest: #yorais on Trending Topics. BOOM! http://twitpic.com/ys24i |
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10:44 am
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shiva_tina:
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FUNNY!!! RT @munwai82 Rais is so ancient, when he farted, he called it the Big Bang #yorais |
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10:44 am
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thegeekhead:
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RT @roflina if twitter gets banned in malaysia because of this, it'll start some geek riot. it'll be ugly #yorais. http://bit.ly/6LfyK9 |
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10:44 am
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truelovej:
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LOL!! RT @yoonkit: Twitterers, make "#yorais me up!" as the official trending theme song! (@alphaque) |
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10:44 am
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chapree:
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No doubt, LOL. - RT @zhiQ: 1Malaysia is making #yorais trending |
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10:44 am
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zurairi:
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Yeah man, we finally hit the pot! #yorais RT @bongkersz: After few tries with #bendera and #themissingrmafengine eh? |
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10:44 am
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andrewkjs:
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Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:44 am
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daphne_uijen:
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Lol!! RT @altimet: He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:44 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he's still marvelling at Star Wars: A New Hope's cutting edge special effects. Wow, just wow. #yorais |
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10:44 am
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shaunsays:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient, when the animals went in two by two he said, "Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana?" #yorais |
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10:44 am
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thezerohour:
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RAIS WA CAYA SAMA LU!! RT @natashanair: LOL the definition of rais on dictionary.com RT @miri085: http://twitpic.com/ys1oj - #yorais classic |
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10:44 am
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rachying:
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RT @rachying: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he doesn't use money like us but he uses barter system! #yorais |
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10:44 am
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kazwan:
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Don't play play...if not Rais will throw his huge Motorola brick phone at you. #yorais |
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10:44 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is really uniting Malaysia behind 1cause. Rais, you are going DOWN |
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10:45 am
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moemasri:
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@ViCJaMm: This is what came out from the rocket... http://tweetphoto.com/9067832 > fuh thats so #yorais |
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10:45 am
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enciksimi:
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RT @peteteo: #yorais , nothing wrong with being ancient. Being stoopid, however, is not so happening. |
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10:45 am
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danielngsh:
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Rais is so ancient, he begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..." #yorais |
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10:45 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he didn't realise the wheel has been invented |
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10:45 am
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daphne_uijen:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais |
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10:45 am
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krista_redbox:
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@ujeantology Now this is a good #yorais joke! Go go ujean! |
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10:45 am
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shaunsays:
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hahaa word! RT @prem87 lolz.. i dont think that fool deserves to be #1 tho RT @arystle woots!! #yorais is the number 8 trending topics!! |
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10:45 am
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hamsupking:
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Rais is so ancient that CroMagnon man told him #yoRais u cant make a fire by rubbin 2 grasshoppers 2gether #macha |
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10:45 am
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Hexlord:
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RT @thegeekhead: RT @roflina if twitter gets banned in malaysia because of this, it'll start some geek riot. it'll be ugly #yorais. http ... |
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10:45 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais |
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10:45 am
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bongkersz:
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RT @peteteo: #yorais , nothing wrong with being ancient. Being stoopid, however, is not so happening. |
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10:45 am
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marcusians:
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RT @natashanair: LOL the definition of rais on dictionary.com RT @miri085: http://twitpic.com/ys1oj - #yorais classic |
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10:45 am
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diese:
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wahahahahahahaha... u guys r really having a field day.. :D RT @vin_ann: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he still use floopy disk... #yorais |
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10:45 am
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Hiphog:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais /via @TheBackpackr |
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10:45 am
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prem87:
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fuck-a-lingham #yorais is like #6 already on the trending topics list.. lolz well done 1Malaysia |
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10:45 am
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @thegeekhead: RT @roflina if twitter gets banned in malaysia because of this, it'll start some geek riot. it'll be ugly #yorais. http ... |
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10:45 am
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laukokpin:
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Rais is to ancient he took 2 blue pills and still can't get a "rais" up #yorais |
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10:45 am
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hawayou:
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@zurairi hey hey just got online. whats hapeninn with #yorais |
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10:45 am
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amuse_gueule:
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someone tweeted #yorais me up is malaysian tweeples official theme song... |
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10:45 am
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ejant:
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we didn't carbon date Perak Man, #yorais told us his age, because he went to school with him and all |
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10:45 am
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vin_ann:
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#yorais is not 6th treanding topic !!! respect! who said only western uses twitter ! We Msian can make it trending topic too! |
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10:45 am
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shanonshah:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks he needs to flirt to turn on the computer. #yorais |
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10:45 am
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kaelencrel:
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Hahaha!... RT @zilch: Shit, now #yorais is top 6 trending topic on twitter! |
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10:45 am
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Nickywoo:
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@RaisYatim Power of social media. #yorais made me rethinking about having faith that OneMalaysia Boleh. |
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10:46 am
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blogjunkie:
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RT @mikefoong: To make #yorais no1 it needs to get retweeted more :) |
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10:46 am
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mikefoong:
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RT @andrewkjs: Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:46 am
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eklern:
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RT @joshuaongys: RT @radianceleong: RT @mikefoong: To make #yorais no1 it needs to get retweeted more :) |
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10:46 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he's only going to find out #yorais got on Trending Topics when he reads Kosmo! tomorrow |
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10:46 am
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djshazz_m:
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RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is the original Bumiputra. #yorais |
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10:46 am
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najlaafarid:
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#yorais is older than my grandpa but still have the courage to call my grandpa VETERAN. WTF. hahahahaha |
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10:46 am
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vin_ann:
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vin_ann #yorais is now 6th treanding topic !!! respect! who said only western uses twitter ! We Msian can make it trending topic too! |
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10:46 am
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ronshah:
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if #yorais keeps talkin, someday he'll say something intelligent |
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10:46 am
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tekong:
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Fun Fact for #yorais = Try mention @icednyior this way "nyior iced" :p |
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10:46 am
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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10:46 am
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timfernandez:
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omg! the trending topic on #yorais is so funny i'm choking on javachip at Starbucks! Click on #yorais and read!! it will get u rollin! #fb |
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10:46 am
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cerventus:
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cant believe wasted a few tweet on #yorais but it is worth it. |
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10:46 am
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kazwan:
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You betcha! RT @truelovej: Malaysian tweeples are a force to be reckoned with.. #yorais |
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10:46 am
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miasuraya:
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#yorais is no. 6 hahaha. amende la. |
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10:46 am
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kellygoh:
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Rais is so ancient, Ilúvatar used him as a mould when creating Melkor #yorais |
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10:46 am
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ted1777:
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Rais is ancient but still a nice guy #yorais (in case he manage to get to know about this, i'll be in his good book...hahaha) |
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10:46 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @andrewkjs: Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:46 am
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mikefoong:
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RT @andrewkjs Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:46 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he recently suggested that gahmen should build a bridge to connect Semenanjung and Penang Island. #yorais |
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10:46 am
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zurairi:
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@hawayou Nothing really, people suddenly going crazy this afternoon with this #yorais meme. And it hit trending topics. |
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10:46 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @jfmacvay: Rais is so ancient he totally won't see the humour in all this. Actually, he totally won't see this. #yorais |
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10:46 am
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xescx:
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@spinzer you started the #yorais trend hor? hehe |
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10:46 am
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vin_ann:
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RT @joshuaongys RT @radianceleong: RT @mikefoong: To make #yorais no1 it needs to get retweeted more :) |
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10:46 am
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tjunkie:
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RT @TheBackpackr: RT @altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais |
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10:46 am
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syahredzan:
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Rais is so ancient, he invented BM. #yorais |
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10:46 am
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truelovej:
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VERY ugly! RT @thegeekhead if twitter gets banned in malaysia because of this, it'll start some geek riot. it'll be ugly #yorais. |
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10:46 am
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eklern:
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Stop Facebook Just to Tweet bout Rais Yatim !! Rais Yatim Rocks Twitter !! No.1 Celebrity in Msia #yorais |
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10:47 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @blogjunkie RT @mikefoong: To make #yorais no1 it needs to get retweeted more :) |
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10:47 am
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yoonkit:
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Wow #yorais is now 0.12% of twitter traffic. Thats quite alot. See the graph here: http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours |
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10:47 am
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cerventus:
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@ronshah I doubt #yorais will say something intelligent. Higher chance finding life on Mars |
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10:47 am
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nwck89:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he probably didn't know he's on Twitter trending topics. YET. #yorais |
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10:47 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#NowPlaying #arealwifey Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais #ihaveadream |
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10:47 am
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williamnka:
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Who is Mr. Rais Yatim? He is the newest popular Malaysian figurhead. #yorais |
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10:47 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @cerventus: cant believe wasted a few tweet on #yorais but it is worth it. |
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10:47 am
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ezanee:
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RT @dayzeydoo: I think Rais is so old, his IC ends with 0001. #yorais |
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10:47 am
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althras:
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Rais is so old the Jurassic Park park rejected him coz he belongs in the Triassic where the first birdbrains developed. #yorais |
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10:47 am
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peilynn22:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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10:47 am
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wordsmanifest:
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*dead* RT @andrewkjs: Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:47 am
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vin_ann:
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RT @rachying RT @rachying: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he doesn't use money like us but he uses barter system! #yorais |
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10:47 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he think he don't need a passport to go Singapore. Same country, whaaat?!! #YORAIS !!!!! |
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10:47 am
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WayneLiew:
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RT @cerventus Q. Why is #yorais trending? A. See http://wttrend.com/23495 |
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10:47 am
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nicholassagau:
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LOL malaysia boleh lah! RT @felixchu: Wheee....#Yorais is trending :D Well done Malaysia! |
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10:47 am
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seanx2:
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i had many giggles today, thanks to #yorais |
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10:47 am
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syazaliyana:
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going to the library..... with #yorais. he so ancient he dunno we can find everything on google. |
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10:47 am
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prem87:
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naiswan RT @wordsmanifest Rais Yatim is so ancient he's only going to find out #yorais got on Trending Topics when he reads Kosmo! tomorrow |
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10:47 am
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miri085:
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oleh itu dia keturunan riau-lingga lah kan? :D RT @syahredzan: Rais is so ancient, he invented BM. #yorais |
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10:47 am
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shiva_tina:
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Awesome way to end a long day at work...reading the #yorais tweets!!! keep it coming my fellow malaysians! |
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10:48 am
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ArlyneK:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient, when the animals went in two by two he said, "Nanti kalau diorang berkhalwat macam mana?" #yorais |
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10:48 am
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais is 6th on Twitter's trending topics. History made! Wonder if the Rais effect will become a Wiki entry one day. http://bit.ly/88RLWB |
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10:48 am
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paulinavita:
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wtf with #yorais |
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10:48 am
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ejant:
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RT @djshazz_m: RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is the original Bumiputra. #yorais - zinggg!!! |
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10:48 am
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CincauHangus:
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Rais is so ancient he was there to witness the first vacuum tube computer. #yorais |
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10:48 am
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najlaafarid:
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this #yorais topic is soo fun to read! soo funayhh |
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10:48 am
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aaron1kee:
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Rais Yatim is so f**ked up now. Seriously. #yorais |
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10:48 am
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redzwanjapri:
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@oofficiallyziad @nazezz yg ini bisa !! LOL #yorais http://twitpic.com/ys1oj |
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10:48 am
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saifulyusoff:
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im just posting this to help #yorais be the 1st place on trending topic! yeahhh!! go 14malaysia! |
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10:48 am
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candysabella:
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Fuck like the best??? :P lolRT @prem87: fuck-a-lingham #yorais is like #6 already on the trending topics list.. lolz well done 1Malaysia |
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10:48 am
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dinomo:
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LOL! RT @bongkersz: RT @peteteo: #yorais , nothing wrong with being ancient. Being stoopid, however, is not so happening. |
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10:48 am
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simonlim88:
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Omg..happy to see #yorais on trending topic..what a "smart" minister who know nothing about social media...time to resign...balik kampung.. |
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10:48 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Rais is so ancient that he can be carbon dated back to 20000 BC #yorais |
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10:48 am
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mudyamie:
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haha #yorais is a tree. |
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10:48 am
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midnitelily:
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http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours #yorais |
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10:48 am
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cerventus:
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RT @yoonkit: Wow #yorais is now 0.12% of twitter traffic. Thats quite alot. See the graph here: http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours |
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10:48 am
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bubbles182:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais // LOL!! nice one.haha |
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10:48 am
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vin_ann:
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omg... #yorais is going to overtake Kraft anytime soon |
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10:48 am
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nofunintended:
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Rais Yatim is so old... he was around when Man first discovered fire and promptly denounced it as Satanic. BOOYAH #yorais |
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10:48 am
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @nwck89 Rais Yatim is so ancient, he probably didn't know he's on Twitter trending topics. YET. #yorais #fb |
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10:48 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @timfernandez: omg! the trending topic on #yorais is so funny i'm choking on javachip at Starbucks! Click on #yorais and read!! it ... |
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10:48 am
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debslym:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais |
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10:48 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he is wondering why his typewriter doesn't have an 'Enter' button |
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10:48 am
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zilch:
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@danielngsh in no time it will, #yorais made it to top 6 from top 9 in less than an hour! |
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10:48 am
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laukokpin:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he took 10 viagra pills and still can't get a "rais" #yorais |
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10:48 am
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emilytan:
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RT @peteteo: #yorais , nothing wrong with being ancient. Being stoopid, however, is not so happening. |
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10:48 am
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najlaafarid:
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but i hv to admit #yorais has a very adorable grandson. i feel like pinching his face. |
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10:48 am
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wfxyz:
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LOL! RT @kruel74: #yorais is so ancient that Negeri Sembilan has more states than 9 when he was born |
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10:48 am
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thezerohour:
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LMAO!! RT @amrirahim: RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is the original Bumiputra. #yorais // kekeke |
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10:48 am
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BradleyF81:
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@ShaolinTiger what is #yorais anyway? Only see people saying it's a trending topic. |
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10:48 am
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CatYong88:
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#yorais is trending on Twitter. Our very own Malaysian content product. I is so proud #fb |
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10:48 am
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danielngsh:
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Rais is so ancient, all of his favorite movies are now re-released in COLOR. #yorais |
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10:48 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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10:48 am
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CincauHangus:
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Rais is so ancient, playing guli is still the in thing. #yorais |
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10:48 am
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nazmie:
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Reading tweets about #yorais is fun! He's the first Malaysian featured on Trending Topic. Cool. Who's next? |
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10:48 am
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enciksimi:
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RT @saifulyusoff: im just posting this to help #yorais be the 1st place on trending topic! yeahhh!! go 14malaysia! |
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10:49 am
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dinomo:
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RT @klue: mwahahaha. well done, twitter-comrades! @wordsmanifest: #yorais on Trending Topics. BOOM! http://twitpic.com/ys24i |
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10:49 am
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davybates:
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hey this really is UNITY in a truest form. :) RT @ZhiQ: 1Malaysia is making #yorais trending |
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10:49 am
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Nickywoo:
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Ok signing off, hope what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj helped out with #yorais trending topic ranking. :D |
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10:49 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @peilynn22: RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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10:49 am
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arystle:
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Rais is so ancient, he don't even know what JAIS means. #yorais |
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10:49 am
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seanx2:
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haha :p RT @tekong EXTREMELY GOOD ONE! - He so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais (via @altimet) |
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10:49 am
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walski69:
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Rais is so out-of-touch, when he hears just how viral #yorais got, he'll run straight to the doctor :p |
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10:49 am
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asifmumtazkhan:
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RT @abinesh: Rais is such ancient that he just heard over RTM that Ben Johnson broke the world 100m record #yorais |
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10:49 am
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Asohan:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that the Silmarillion originally started ?First there was Rais, whom the Elves call Illuvatar? #yorais |
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10:49 am
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chuinhao10:
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Gosh! #yorais is in the 6th trending topic in Twitter. He really need to think twice for what he want to say next time... |
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10:49 am
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zique:
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@BernardGT #yorais your heart out :p |
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10:49 am
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cerventus:
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http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23yorais is awesome with tweets about #yorais |
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10:49 am
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simonlim88:
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hopefully he thinks wisely before he speaks...@ronshah if #yorais keeps talkin, someday he'll say something intelligent |
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10:49 am
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tekong:
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@Luc1FF3R he already flamed and marked facebook. @foursquare looks like cool one but with contra: location. easily get caught #yorais |
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10:49 am
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felixchu:
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Awesome one! RT @laukokpin: Rais Yatim is so ancient he took 10 viagra pills and still can't get a "rais" #yorais |
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10:49 am
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farikhikram:
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#yorais dalam list trending topics! ahaha |
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10:49 am
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limjiawei:
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he so ancient because his IC is not "MyKad" version #yorais |
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10:49 am
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @ejant RT @djshazz_m: RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is the original Bumiputra. #yorais - zinggg!!! |
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10:49 am
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eklern:
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I shall make my 6k tweet memorable. It will be for RaisYatim #yorais ! |
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10:49 am
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frostier:
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Rais is so ancient that he undergo fermentation before he become who he is today. #yorais |
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10:49 am
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mikefoong:
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We have a winner RT @wordsmanifest *dead* RT @andrewkjs: Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection |
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10:49 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he thinks malaysian farmville-rs are people who are part of the Rancangan Hijau campaign #yorais |
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10:49 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to go to school with Shih Huang Ti but he dropped out of cuz, obviously..doh #yorais |
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10:49 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @cerventus: http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23yorais is awesome with tweets about #yorais |
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10:49 am
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kazwan:
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That nailed it la bro. RT @altimet: He so ancient he think he don't need a passport to go Singapore. Same country, whaaat?!! #YORAIS !!!!! |
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10:49 am
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theancharn:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that the fig leaf was the latest in fashion when he was a teen #yorais |
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10:49 am
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altimet:
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Come on, now.. You don't want me to go in on this #yorais hulabaloo.. You know I'll shut it down.. |
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10:49 am
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ChowPong:
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#yorais prolly good friend of flintstone, and has dino as his playmate. |
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10:49 am
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elizabethwong:
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So old he asked people not to buy Gutenberg's books as the official oral tradition was superior #yorais |
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10:49 am
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dinomo:
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RT @Asohan: LOL RT @yoonkit Rais Yatim is so ancient, Africa wants him back #yorais |
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10:49 am
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LynnDhia:
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@AldoCCH couldn't hold back abt hw ancient our IT minister is? Hahahah!! #yorais |
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10:49 am
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hkboey:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he doesnt know about USB thinking it was a BUS. #yorais |
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10:49 am
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shiva_tina:
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CLASSIC! RT @laukokpin Rais Yatim is so ancient he took 10 viagra pills and still can't get a "rais" #yorais |
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10:49 am
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cerventus:
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@BradleyF81 http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais #yorais |
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10:49 am
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peteteo:
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Lol. RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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10:50 am
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simonlim88:
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Who started with #yorais trending topic...kudos.. :) |
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10:50 am
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tannernagib:
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LOL RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mails #yorais |
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10:50 am
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noobienoob:
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Rais is so ancient he think Tumblr is how his kids bring water to school. #yorais Hahahaha |
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10:50 am
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theancharn:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais is really uniting Malaysia behind 1cause. Rais, you are going DOWN |
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10:50 am
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christmasinkl:
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Anybody wants to chip in and do a plaque of #yorais as trending topic and deliver it to Information & Communications Ministry? |
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10:50 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he's wondering how to fill up petrol on his bullcart |
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10:50 am
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davybates:
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someone do a wikipedia page pls :P #yorais |
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10:50 am
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tachophile:
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RT @cerventus: Q. Why is #yorais trending? A. See http://wttrend.com/23495 |
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10:50 am
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Asohan:
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RT @elizabethwong: So old he asked people not to buy Gutenberg's books as the official oral tradition was superior #yorais |
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10:50 am
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cerventus:
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RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that the Silmarillion originally started ?First there was Rais, whom the Elves call Illuvatar? #yorais |
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10:50 am
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nazmie:
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LOL! @nazezz yg ini bisa !! LOL #yorais http://twitpic.com/ys1oj |
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10:50 am
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vin_ann:
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omg guli! RT @CincauHangus Rais is so ancient, playing guli is still the in thing. #yorais |
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10:50 am
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yasinrahim:
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RT @nikazwaa Adumakhai. That takes the cake. RT @wordsmanifest: ROFL RT @miri085: http://twitpic.com/ys1oj - #yorais classic |
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10:50 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he thinks he needs to flirt to turn on the computer. #yorais |
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10:50 am
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Hasmihashim:
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RT @syafiqsunny: mungkin frinjan perlu jemput Rais Yatim untuk perform @najwanhalimi @hasmihashim #yorais ~ Rais tak cool 2009! |
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10:50 am
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smubblerz:
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#yorais is so ancient he doesn't wipe his ass. |
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10:50 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @laukokpin: Rais Yatim is so ancient he took 10 viagra pills and still can't get a "rais" #yorais |
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10:50 am
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theancharn:
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Hahaha RT @bongkersz: RT @peteteo: #yorais , nothing wrong with being ancient. Being stoopid, however, is not so happening. |
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10:50 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he attended Sultan Mansur Shah and Hang Li Po's wedding kenduri. #yorais |
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10:50 am
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hamsupking:
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Rais is so ancient that when SirFrancisLight landed in Penang he shouted : #yoRais, i got ur message inDa bottle. wazzzzzup |
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10:50 am
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scamboy:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais is really uniting Malaysia behind 1cause. Rais, you are going DOWN |
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10:50 am
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diese:
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RT @peilynn22: RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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10:50 am
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razlanshah:
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#yorais is so stupid he makes Forest Gump look like Einstein |
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10:50 am
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AminAshaari:
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You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:50 am
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chuinhao10:
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I think Yasmin is the 1st RT:nazmie Reading tweets about #yorais is fun!He's the first Malaysian featured on Trending Topic.Cool.Who's next? |
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10:50 am
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grantHoraceBull:
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Vou é ouviir uma músiquinha pra relaxar, isso sim. #yorais dos infernos! |
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10:50 am
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midnitelily:
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#yorais so ancient he broke the Guinness World record |
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10:50 am
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dinomo:
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Genius! RT @bongkersz: Entah :P Takde keje btol RT @miri085: ehem hahah .. genius woo RT @ejant: who started #yorais? genius gilerr |
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10:50 am
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eklern:
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Today assignments : 140 Charaters about Rais Yatim #yorais . failure to do so will be punished |
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10:50 am
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christmasinkl:
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RT @danielngsh: Rais is so ancient, all of his favorite movies are now re-released in COLOR. #yorais |
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10:50 am
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TheMaellen:
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Rais ate my iPhone coz he thought it was actually an apple with slightly different shape #yorais |
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10:50 am
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simonlim88:
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Just wondering #yorais is monitored by his people and the ministry...i dare them to block twitter and facebook at ISP level..hahaa... |
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10:50 am
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cheeChingy:
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Love all the #yorais tweets hahaha! |
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10:50 am
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djmorituri:
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So funny (and embarassing) that #yorais is a trending topic on Twitter. Malaysia Boleh! |
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10:50 am
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joanneliyeng:
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the #yorais movement henceforth depicts the 'Rais' (Rise) of Malaysian Comedians (thanks @joelneoh |
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10:50 am
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asifmumtazkhan:
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Rais is so ancient that his memory and view is still in black and white. #yorais |
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10:51 am
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ClicheStory:
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#yorais dinasour! |
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10:51 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @Asohan Rais Yatim is so ancient that the fig leaf was the latest in fashion when he was a teen #yorais |
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10:51 am
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limjiawei:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he think he don't need a passport to go Singapore. Same country, whaaat?!! #YORAIS !!!!! |
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10:51 am
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syahredzan:
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Rais is so ancient that he knows the smell of Julius Ceaser's body odour. #yorais |
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10:51 am
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CincauHangus:
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I can't believe I'm brainstorming to come up with #yorais facts. |
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10:51 am
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dinomo:
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RT @ZainHD: RT @vuisme: #yorais is so ancient that he thought 'wifi zone' is where all wives go to chill. |
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10:51 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to have a pet dodo #yorais |
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10:51 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he's typing out his press statement condemning #yorais on WordPerfect |
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10:51 am
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cerventus:
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I believe i saw #yorais playing a living dead in shaun of the dead |
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10:51 am
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bal_agil:
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Yikes! That tune... must... resist... RT @mrjefe: Rais Yatim is so ancient he was the one whistling the Andy Griffith theme song #yorais |
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10:51 am
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megreat:
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RT @Asohan: Let's go for it! RT @kellygoh #yorais up to no 6 spot now...will be a bit weird if it surpasses Haiti, no? |
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10:51 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he anyams his own clothes |
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10:51 am
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missycheerio:
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Rais is so ancient that the word "past","history" and "sejarah" hasn't existed. #yorais |
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10:51 am
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leviasher:
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Rais gets pissed everytime its a gloomy day. Because then he can't tell time. #yorais |
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10:51 am
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bubbles182:
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aku pun nak tau jugak!! RT @Mrx_Lonely: Apa org duk heboh sal #yorais neh?? Anyone plisz tell me. T___T |
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10:51 am
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @kazwan That nailed it RT @altimet: He so ancient he think he don't need a passport to go Singapore. Same country, whaaat?!! #YORAIS !!! |
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10:51 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @elizabethwong: So old he asked people not to buy Gutenberg's books as the official oral tradition was superior #yorais |
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10:51 am
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razlanshah:
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@cerventus the tweets is not a waste dude...i think this #yorais thing is the key to getting more Malaysian to use twitter |
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10:51 am
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thechannelc:
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@shamhardy now that's funny. #yorais |
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10:51 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to go to school with Shih Huang Ti but he dropped out of cuz, obviously..doh #yorais |
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10:51 am
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CheeHsien:
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#yorais is now a TRENDING TOPIC in TWITTER!!! This is what we call Malaysia Boleh! wtf!! |
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10:51 am
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tekong:
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He so ancient he recently suggested that gahmen should build a bridge to connect Semenanjung and Penang Island. #yorais (via @altimet) |
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10:51 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient, he thinks malaysian farmville-rs are people who are part of the Rancangan Hijau campaign #yorais |
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10:51 am
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nazham:
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Check out #yorais in Twitter trending topics. Hahaha... |
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10:51 am
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vin_ann:
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wah 6K, #yorais got zero tweet.. RT @eklern I shall make my 6k tweet memorable. It will be for RaisYatim #yorais ! |
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10:51 am
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laukokpin:
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RT @ZainHD: RT @vuisme: #yorais is so ancient that he thought 'wifi zone' is where all wives go to chill. |
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10:52 am
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theancharn:
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Rais is so ancient, he has some1 follow him around taking notes of his words #yorais |
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10:52 am
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chuinhao10:
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RT: @AminAshaari: You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:52 am
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burnflare:
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@cerventus what's #yorais? |
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10:52 am
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nwck89:
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Well done Msians! We just did a Makkal Sakti on Rais Yatim! LOL! #yorais |
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10:52 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @frostier: Rais is so ancient that he undergo fermentation before he become who he is today. #yorais |
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10:52 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @walski69 If he even notices @syahredzan: I think we just showed Rais the power of social media, when #yorais made it to Trending Topic. |
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10:52 am
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TheBackpackr:
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For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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10:52 am
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reiko67:
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#yorais is so worth trending i'm going to trend it even though i'm going to have my dinner now. Haha. |
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10:52 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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#Yorais is so ancient, he's prolly the oldest dude alive today |
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10:52 am
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shahrulazlan:
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RT @suanie: HAHAHA I LIKE THIS ONE! RT @thatjames: Rais Yatim is so ancient, ppl forget that he wasn't always Gollum. #yorais |
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10:52 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, his kain pelekat is the 'tak berjahit' kind |
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10:52 am
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felixchu:
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RT @AminAshaari: You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:52 am
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frostier:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to go to school with Shih Huang Ti but he dropped out of cuz, obviously..doh #yorais |
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10:52 am
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kazwan:
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Rais is actually Hang Tuah's father.... Hang Tua. #yorais |
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10:52 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying #arealwifey Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais #ihaveadream |
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10:52 am
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natashanair:
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omg it'll just kill me if #yorais mentions this in the press. |
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10:52 am
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cerventus:
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Parameswara appointed #yorais as his menteri and regretted it ever since. |
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10:52 am
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eklern:
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Rais Yatim should ask advice from SoiLek la. RT @jenkinyat @laukokpin Rais Yatim took 10 viagra pills still can't get a "rais" #yorais |
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10:52 am
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simonlim88:
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i agree.. :) RT @ronshah: I really don't think we should make a monkey out of #yorais, he should take all the credit himself. |
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10:52 am
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redsheep:
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RT @mikefoong @andrewkjs Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:52 am
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ditesh:
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#yorais is so ancient, he's gonna be pissed we're making fun of the elderly |
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10:52 am
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ShuQJiT:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient he's typing out his press statement condemning #yorais on WordPerfect- LOL!! |
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10:52 am
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smubblerz:
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RT @kazwan: Rais is actually Hang Tuah's father.... Hang Tua. #yorais |
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10:52 am
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cheeChingy:
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#yorais is so ancient he won't be seeing that he's trending in Twitter now |
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10:52 am
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vin_ann:
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@DiGi_Telco yo yo..din see you join the #yorais trending topic 1? ? ? which side you belong? |
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10:52 am
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zedecksiew:
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rais so ancient, his thinks parameswara changed his name to iskandar because of culture shock! #yorais |
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10:53 am
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rubinkhoo:
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RT @soefira: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he didn't realise the wheel has been invented // LOL (via @amrirahim) so silly but so funny ! |
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10:53 am
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truelovej:
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i need to get away from twitter! the #yorais tweets are sucking me in! need to get stuff done.. argh!~!~! #yorais is tempting! |
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10:53 am
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cerventus:
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@burnflare http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais #yorais |
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10:53 am
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andygts:
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RT @kazwan: Rais is actually Hang Tuah's father.... Hang Tua. #yorais |
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10:53 am
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zasishak:
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#yorais ..You know you crack me up, really, really crack me up |
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10:53 am
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scamboy:
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RT @cerventus: Parameswara appointed #yorais as his menteri and regretted it ever since. |
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10:53 am
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dinomo:
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Lol! Will the comedy never end? RT @altimet: He so ancient he take international flights out of Subang terminal 2. #yorais |
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10:53 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @TheBackpackr: For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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10:53 am
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AforAdry:
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This '#yorais' thing on Twitter stoppped being funny after the 260th joke. -_-. Enuff la pls. Basi dowh. |
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10:53 am
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Asohan:
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True, I apologise ;) RT @feistyflo @Asohan LOL Rais as Illuvatar?? Blasphemy!! #yorais |
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10:53 am
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scamboy:
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RT @tekong: He so ancient he recently suggested that gahmen should build a bridge to connect Semenanjung and Penang Island. #yorais (via ... |
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10:53 am
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davidwojo32:
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091226 This country looked like the backside of the moon after a roadgrader stampede. #yorais free audio books |
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10:53 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he wore dinosaur's drool as his perfume! #yorais |
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10:53 am
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elviza:
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LOL good 1 mate! RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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10:53 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, everyday he has to find wood for his stove |
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10:53 am
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scamboy:
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RT @radianceleong: RT @CatYong88: #yorais is trending on Twitter. Our very own Malaysian content product. I is so proud #fb |
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10:53 am
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diera_alone:
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RT @trendsbyminute: #nowplaying #arealwifey Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais #ihaveadream |
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10:53 am
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razlanshah:
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the comments that got it all started http://bit.ly/6orsHc #yorais |
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10:53 am
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theancharn:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to have a pet dodo #yorais |
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10:53 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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#yorais tried! Real hard! RT @natashanair i (fucking) LOVE revolution! welll you know, we all wanna change the worlddd |
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10:53 am
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scamboy:
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RT @AminAshaari: You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:53 am
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akukelabu:
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RT @zedecksiew: rais so ancient, his thinks parameswara changed his name to iskandar because of culture shock! #yorais |
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10:53 am
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eklern:
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@vin_ann 70 more tweet = 6k liao.. Rais Yatim..u wait for my special tweet for u #yorais |
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10:53 am
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ArlyneK:
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Rais is so ancient that when people ordered "chicken rice", he thought they were calling him a chicken. #yorais |
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10:53 am
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dyap38:
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RT @amuse_gueule: hahahahaha RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. Frakin farny! |
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10:53 am
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VincentChow:
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LOL RT @kazwan Rais is actually Hang Tuah's father.... Hang Tua. #yorais |
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10:53 am
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tekong:
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@bubbles182 @mrx_lonely aih korang ni.. cepat join #yorais.. ini sebabnya http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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10:53 am
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vin_ann:
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some1 said Soilek is slow n boring le RT @eklern Rais Yatim should ask advice from SoiLek la. RT @jenkinyat @laukokpin #yorais |
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10:53 am
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aaron1kee:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he took 'iphone & blackberry' wayyy too literally. He eats them. #yorais |
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10:54 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @TheBackpackr: For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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10:54 am
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laukokpin:
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Rais yatim is so ancient he was around when allah was a generic sanskrit term #yorais |
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10:54 am
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zique:
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Rais is so ancient he was actually Xerxes, the enemy the 300 Spartans fought against. #yorais |
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10:54 am
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moemasri:
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@Khairykj shuld be made the next Information, Communications, and Culture Minister cos hes not so #yorais |
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10:54 am
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ultrawrz:
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Visit http://ultrawrz.co.cc for movies! REGISTER! #arealwife Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais |
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10:54 am
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tannernagib:
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Maybe we should start Rais Yatim with ICQ before anything else. There must be a old-man version specially for him #yorais |
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10:54 am
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simonlim88:
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i sokong..hehee... RT @AminAshaari: You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:54 am
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stephendoss:
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RT @soefira: #yorais Rais is so ancient, he is wondering why his typewriter doesn't have an 'Enter' button |
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10:54 am
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eklern:
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@vin_ann aiyo @DiGi_Telco cannot #yorais around. later MCMC cut their licence a. lol |
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10:54 am
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CincauHangus:
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Rais is so ancient he used to walk between continents during the ice age. #yorais |
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10:54 am
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UntoldHero:
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#yorais apa itu ?? Saya tak faham lah :/ |
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10:54 am
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smubblerz:
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RT @theancharn: RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to have a pet dodo #yorais |
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10:54 am
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arzumy:
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how can #yorais be ancient when he is trending? :P |
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10:54 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @syahredzan: Rais is so ancient, he invented BM. #yorais |
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10:54 am
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FaraFauzi:
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RT: @wfxyz: Of all, this nailed it! RT @jibone: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is on twitter top ten trending topics! #yorais |
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10:54 am
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jibone:
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If #yorais beats Haiti on Twitter trending topics... then i tip my hat to all of you,.. the Malaysian social media community |
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10:54 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he didnt' realise we Malays don't kunyah sireh anymore |
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10:54 am
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Vikraman:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient the 20th century was a phase in his life. #yorais |
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10:54 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to go to school with Shih Huang Ti but he dropped out of cuz, obviously..doh #yorais |
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10:54 am
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ted1777:
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Let's try to move #yorais at least above Cadbury and Kraft |
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10:54 am
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stephendoss:
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RT @danielngsh: Rais is so ancient, all of his favorite movies are now re-released in COLOR. #yorais |
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10:54 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he think petrol still 15 sen a liter! #yorais kenapa ni?!!! |
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10:54 am
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kellaw85:
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@BernardGT it is top 10 in the trending topic. lolz #yorais |
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10:54 am
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hawayou:
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rais is so ancient he's fossilized. #yorais |
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10:54 am
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elviza:
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Neglecting my only child in favour of #yorais. Stupid mother, stupid mother *slapping me wrist softly* |
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10:54 am
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Hiphog:
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What is the worst Rais can do to Tweeples who Twittered #yorais? |
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10:54 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @TheBackpackr
For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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10:54 am
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vin_ann:
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#yorais got KPI? RT @AminAshaari You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:54 am
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redsheep:
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: Quite sad that Malaysians tend to unite for the wrong reasons...but oh well. Maju Twitter! #yorais |
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10:54 am
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jennihsurf:
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#yorais i only have one word for you. wta. with a replacing f. wtf. |
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10:55 am
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Hangmen13:
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No, I don't believe Rais Yatim had seen Bible Black yet. #yorais |
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10:55 am
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elizabethwong:
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Hahaha! @amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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10:55 am
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scamboy:
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#yorais is currently No.6 on the Twitter's Trending Topic. Let's make it No.1!! |
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10:55 am
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BradleyF81:
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Ok. Now I understand the #yorais thing. Saw that news and thought it was ridiculous. OMG! Fear the White Devil! |
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10:55 am
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais is so old, Nicole Anna Smith thought he's a Billionaire who're about to die. |
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10:55 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @mikefoong: RT @andrewkjs Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:55 am
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prem87:
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lolz this #yorais thing would make twitter go over-capacity again lolz.. |
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10:55 am
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felixchu:
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RT @ArlyneK: Rais is so ancient that when people ordered "chicken rice", he thought they were calling him a chicken. #yorais |
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10:55 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he said 'what, Ali Setan got sequel?!' #yorais |
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10:55 am
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hashtagit:
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New hashtag, #yorais, added by What the Trend - http://bit.ly/4sTGdP |
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10:55 am
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dustyhawk:
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Are you ancient ? Do you feel old ? Are you from the primordial soup ? If so, you must be #yorais ! |
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10:55 am
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eklern:
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@vin_ann but still SoiLek can stand without viagra,RaisYatim cannot 'rais' RT @eklern RT @jenkinyat @laukokpin #yorais |
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10:55 am
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danielyc:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient he made his own underwear. From papyrus leaves #yorais |
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10:55 am
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kazwan:
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Wanting to go home already but the trending of #yorais is keeping me in the office. Hilarious! Nak pegi toilet pun can still tahan. |
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10:55 am
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vin_ann:
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sorry dude / babe we now only #yorais ! RT @NuffnangMY Project Alpha Season 2 has started filming. |
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10:55 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @AminAshaari: You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:55 am
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simonlim88:
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#yorais is on the 5th trending topic..let's tweet and RT..maintain it..let's the entire world know how "smart" he is :) |
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10:55 am
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moemasri:
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@maressaz #yorais is about #yorais wanting people to stop using facebook & twitter and trust the newspapers ONLY!!! |
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10:55 am
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jennihsurf:
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RT @5xmom: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to go to school with Shih Huang Ti but he dropped out of cuz, obviously..doh #yorais |
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10:55 am
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diese:
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HAHAHAHA.. RT @ArlyneK: Rais is so ancient that when people ordered "chicken rice", he thought they were calling him a chicken. #yorais |
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10:55 am
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akukelabu:
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When Prometheus stole fire from gods to give it to mortals, #yorais said to give it back. It's evil. We don't use dat kind of technology. |
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10:55 am
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jibone:
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Ok.. so this did make me LOLed. RT @peteteo: Lol. RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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10:55 am
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laukokpin:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was around when malaysia was a hindu based culture #yorais |
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10:55 am
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feistyflo:
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On 2nd thots, forgiven. For 1Malaysia! RT @Asohan: True, I apologise ;) RT @feistyflo @Asohan LOL Rais as Illuvatar?? Blasphemy!! #yorais |
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10:55 am
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spinzer:
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Tockism updates you: #yorais - A Malaysian-made Twitter Trending Topic Story http://bit.ly/8xY1Db #tockism #yorais |
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10:55 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he has to drill for his own petrol #yorais |
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10:55 am
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sh1ang:
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#yorais can't reply to any of this cuz US Robotics 14.4kb can't handleeeeeee all this tweetssssss |
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10:55 am
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wordsmanifest:
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blam! RT @altimet: He so ancient he said 'what, Ali Setan got sequel?!' #yorais |
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10:55 am
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razlanshah:
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If #yorais is so ancient...how does he still look young? I bet it's susuk |
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10:55 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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Yo daddy must've been a thief cos he stole the twinkle out of the stars n put em in #yorais ! |
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10:55 am
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CheeHsien:
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#yorais #yorais #yorais #yorais #yorais #yorais #yorais it is fun reading #yorais! Muahahahahaha! |
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10:56 am
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jennihsurf:
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@cyberred LOL @ buku tentang face! wtf #yorais ! |
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10:56 am
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ebernie:
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RT @AminAshaari: You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:56 am
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eidrag:
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RT @WiseFreeman: RT @zurairi: Who says Malaysians aren't united? #yorais is probably the first Malaysian meme to hit trending topics. |
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10:56 am
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xescx:
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RT @elizabethwong: Hahaha! @amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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10:56 am
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zurairi:
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Rais is so ancient, HE is the missing link #yorais |
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10:56 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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Ahahahhaa just jangan babitkan Azuraku waaa hahahah RT @altimet: He so ancient he said 'what, Ali Setan got sequel?!' #yorais |
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10:56 am
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TheAgapeVox:
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@zique @BernardGT @dustyhawk WTF ALL THE SPAM ON #yorais |
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10:56 am
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tekong:
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#yorais trending is the evidence to the success of MSC project by Tun M /@chedet_cc KEEP ON TWEETING GUYS! |
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10:56 am
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ebernie:
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RT @tekong: He so ancient he recently suggested that gahmen should build a bridge to connect Semenanjung and Penang Island. #yorais (via ... |
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10:56 am
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tannernagib:
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He'll prob hand write the letter & hv it posted RT @natashanair: omg it'll just kill me if #yorais mentions this in the press. |
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10:56 am
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BenjaminSiew:
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@UntoldHero #yorais is a modified Yo Mama joke. Rais is our Malaysian Minister Rais Yatim. |
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10:56 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @akukelabu: When Prometheus stole fire from gods to give it to mortals, #yorais said to give it back. It's evil. We don't use dat kin ... |
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10:56 am
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akukelabu:
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Hahhaha!!! RT @GypsyQue3n Yo daddy must've been a thief cos he stole the twinkle out of the stars n put em in #yorais ! |
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10:56 am
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altimet:
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He so ancient he gonna buy tickets for Sudirman's (RIP) Chow Kit Road concert!! #yorais |
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10:56 am
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ebernie:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais is really uniting Malaysia behind 1cause. Rais, you are going DOWN |
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10:56 am
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SmithBrayden:
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Hey #yorais! what are you app to? |
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10:56 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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dot worry both will melt by itself but not yorais RT @ted1777: Let's try to move #yorais at least above Cadbury and Kraft |
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10:56 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @felixchu: RT @ArlyneK: Rais is so ancient that when people ordered "chicken rice", he thought they were calling him a chicken. #yorais |
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10:56 am
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soonwei:
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is having a ball reading #yorais tweets. Some of them are pretty hillarious! He's a joke anyway. |
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10:56 am
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aaron1kee:
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RT @wedidthese: RT @mikefoong: RT @andrewkjs Before #yorais, the last trending twitter topic was #cibai. I see a connection. |
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10:56 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @ZainHD: #yorais is massive. Like jungle. |
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10:56 am
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AminAshaari:
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Correction RT @AminAshaari: You know what's funny Rais Yatim will be Malaysia's FIRST Minister to trend on Twitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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10:56 am
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MalaysianLife:
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RT @TheBackpackr For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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10:56 am
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syahredzan:
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#yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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10:56 am
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laukokpin:
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RT @elizabethwong: Hahaha! @amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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10:56 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he still uses sticks & stones to make fire. Woi matchsticks oredi invented da! |
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10:56 am
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jennihsurf:
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#yorais is so ancient that dinosaurs wasn't even born yet wtf |
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10:56 am
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cheeChingy:
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Will there be a respond from #yorais? |
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10:57 am
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vin_ann:
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Feel pity for @DiGi_Telco cant join us. RT @eklern @vin_ann aiyo @DiGi_Telco cannot #yorais around. later MCMC cut their licence a. lol |
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10:57 am
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ckgord:
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RT @kazwan: Rais is actually Hang Tuah's father.... Hang Tua. #yorais |
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10:57 am
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stephendoss:
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Rais is so dumb, he thinks he can outlive people n the next generation will still elect him as MP and a Cabinet Minister #yorais |
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10:57 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais tweets are growing at 0.15% http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours but #yorais himself stop growing thousands of years ago |
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10:57 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @TheBackpackr: For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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10:57 am
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midnitelily:
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#yorais so ancient he sank the Titanic |
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10:57 am
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hamsupking:
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#yoRais is so ancient, he still remembers the daily 10min walk from his home in Jelebu to his school in Darwin |
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10:57 am
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soefira:
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RT @akukelabu: When Prometheus stole fire from gods to give it to mortals, #yorais said to give it back. It's evil. We don't use dat kin ... |
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10:57 am
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felixchu:
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#yorais gona b thr? RT @sixthseal: I have a feeling I'm going to be late to the place where they teach you all about agriculture tonight. :p |
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10:57 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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January 19 2010, the day #yorais was bombed by Twitters. A historic moment that we shall remember forever... |
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10:57 am
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sh1ang:
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RT @elizabethwong: Hahaha! @amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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10:57 am
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BenjaminSiew:
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Rais Yatim made it to the trending topic in twitter! Malaysia Boleh! #yorais |
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10:57 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @akukelabu: Hahhaha!!! RT @GypsyQue3n Yo daddy must've been a thief cos he stole the twinkle out of the stars n put em in #yorais ! |
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10:57 am
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chimagination:
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One for the money and the free rides. It's two for the lie that you denied.
All Rais...all Rais #yorais |
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10:57 am
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tannernagib:
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RT @amrirahim: RT @soefira: #yorais Rais is so ancient, he anyams his own clothes // OMG LOL |
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10:57 am
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AngelKein:
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What's #yorais ? -__- |
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10:57 am
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dinomo:
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Thats gd! RT @elizabethwong: Hahaha! @amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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10:57 am
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syahredzan:
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Hahaha RT @akukelabu: When Prometheus stole fire from gods to give it to mortals, #yorais said to give it back. |
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10:57 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @akukelabu: Hey, wait. What's that in #yorais? Oh, it's just some tahi mata. |
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10:57 am
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MrFootieFanatic:
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we could create a goverment on social media #yorais |
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10:57 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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10:57 am
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seanx2:
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all rais! #yorais (lol last one, i swear :p) |
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10:57 am
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adamyousofunny:
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Rais Yatim is so old, i dont have the faintest idea who he is #yorais |
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10:57 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @ronshah: hmm wondering if our "mainstream" media will write about this. if they do, lets see them print some #yorais tweets. |
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10:57 am
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cerventus:
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RT @tekong: #yorais trending is the evidence to the success of MSC project by Tun M /@chedet_cc KEEP ON TWEETING GUYS! |
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10:57 am
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hawayou:
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We have a theme song for #yorais! its Ke$ha DINOSAUR. http://bit.ly/6497wV D I N O S A UR A DINOSAUR. |
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10:57 am
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eklern:
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RT @AngelKein: What's #yorais ? -__- |
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10:57 am
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nwck89:
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Rais Yatim, made in Malaysia. Wow aren't we all proud, for the wrong reasons? HAHA! #yorais |
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10:57 am
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kBoey:
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RT @cerventus: cant believe wasted a few tweet on #yorais but it is worth it. |
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10:57 am
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jibone:
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I now know why they teach history lesson in school... so you can write #yorais jokes... :p |
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10:57 am
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LynnDhia:
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LOLOLOL!!!!! http://bit.ly/YrlBy%23yorais #yorais |
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10:57 am
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edozzz12:
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when majapahit f*cked alayshit RT @laukokpin: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was around when malaysia was a hindu based culture #yorais |
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10:57 am
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davidlian:
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The fact #yorais is trending proves that msians are pretty much already immersed in internet culture. Or enough of us are. |
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10:58 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @hashtagit: New hashtag, #yorais, added by What the Trend - http://bit.ly/4sTGdP |
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10:58 am
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CincauHangus:
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@kruel74 lol but to him it's the in thing now :p #yorais |
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10:58 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, art to him was drawing on caves wall.#yorais |
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10:58 am
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alletslexy:
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@cheeChingy how would #yorais respond when he is so ancient he doesn't know what is #yorais |
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10:58 am
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cerventus:
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as @mikefoong said. to get #yorais trending upwards, keep RTing |
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10:58 am
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miri085:
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I am not back yet because of this #yorais thing. demit hahaha |
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10:58 am
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janet7gc:
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Cultural shock from a Culture Minister. http://bit.ly/8QbAmf #yorais |
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10:58 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @danielngsh: RT @TheBackpackr
For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://b ... |
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10:58 am
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tekong:
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#yorais will reject this slogan "Majulah Twitter Untuk Negara" for a show proposed in RTM |
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10:58 am
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eklern:
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@AngelKein #yorais is the tool to united fellow malaysian that are on twitter |
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10:58 am
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aliciagoh:
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RT @syahredzan: HahahahahRT: @miri085: nice one RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he saw Pandora open her box. #yorais |
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10:58 am
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scheekeong:
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@Rais Yatim is so ancient, he can be a wonderful exhibit in our pathetic Museum Negara #yorais |
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10:58 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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@GypsyQue3n awwwww haahahaha #yorais gonna love that one! N he'll pass off all the others! |
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10:58 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais tweets are growing at 0.15% http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours but #yorais himself stop growing thousands of... |
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10:58 am
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nazham:
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Rais is so ancient, his memory is in black and white. #yorais |
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10:58 am
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amuse_gueule:
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i still think rais is ancient because he thinks facebook is a new anti-aging cream #yorais |
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10:58 am
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kellaw85:
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damm my twitter is full of #yorais now |
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10:58 am
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thezerohour:
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RAIS is so ancient he was the supervisor in machu picchu construction #yorais |
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10:58 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @elizabethwong: Hahaha! @amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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10:58 am
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missycheerio:
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@AngelKein just google,or its already on Twitter's trending topic for today #yorais |
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10:58 am
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tannernagib:
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One of the core sponsors of Post Malaysia = Rais Yatim #yorais |
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10:58 am
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kBoey:
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RT @nazezz: Rais Yatim is so ancient Steven Spielberg plans to make JURAISSIC PARK #yorais |
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10:58 am
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Asohan:
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Heh heh RT @syahredzan #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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10:58 am
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kBoey:
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RT @jfmacvay: Rais is so ancient he totally won't see the humour in all this. Actually, he totally won't see this. #yorais |
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10:58 am
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Viknes18:
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Rais is so ancient he eats tapioka everyday n looks like 1. #yorais |
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10:58 am
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felixchu:
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Yeaps all Rais to #Yorais! RT @seanx2: all rais! #yorais (lol last one, i swear :p) |
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10:58 am
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melonlicious:
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#Yorais since ur in the losing ground did u created ur twitter? http://ow.ly/Y7kD |
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10:58 am
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kBoey:
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RT @davybates: remember every 8 characters = 1byte! #yorais |
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10:58 am
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vin_ann:
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@AngelKein u will know #yorais once u stay here longer... im also no idea what is #yorais at 1st... |
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10:58 am
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radianceleong:
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RT @cerventus: as @mikefoong said. to get #yorais trending upwards, keep RTing |
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10:59 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thought the Cad (cat) Bury (burried) the Kraft (crafts). #yorais |
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10:59 am
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kBoey:
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RT @davybates: someone do a wikipedia page pls :P #yorais |
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10:59 am
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truelovej:
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RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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10:59 am
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eklern:
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@AngelKein http://bit.ly/7LOn4B #yorais issue |
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11:00 am
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eklern:
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RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thought the Cad (cat) Bury (burried) the Kraft (crafts). #yorais |
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11:00 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @amuse_gueule i still think rais is ancient because he thinks facebook is a new anti-aging cream #yorais |
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11:00 am
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shahrulazlan:
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impressive, #yorais now trending in 6th place... |
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11:00 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @radianceleong: RT @davidlian: The fact #yorais is trending proves that msians are pretty much already immersed in internet culture.... |
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11:00 am
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kellaw85:
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@AngelKein go google rais malaysia aka nasi... #yorais |
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11:00 am
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zerowindez:
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Siapa ni #yorais .. HEHEHE (sarcasm) |
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11:00 am
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dustyhawk:
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@altimet #yorais tu beli tiket untuk P. Ramli bukan Sudirman ! |
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11:00 am
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kazwan:
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I think he really is. RT @midnitelily: #yorais so old, he was Made in Malaya |
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11:00 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is so old, his main mode of communication is smoke signals |
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11:00 am
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sheeradjafar:
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Haha I like this one! RT @akukelabu: Hey, wait. What's that in #yorais? Oh, it's just some tahi mata. |
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11:00 am
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jennihsurf:
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#yorais is so ancient he haven't even watch titanic wtf |
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11:00 am
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missycheerio:
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lets push #yorais up up and up the trending topic on Twitter. Never.mess.with.the.online.social.media.network. |
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11:00 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he is surviving on intravenous botox drips therapy #yorais |
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11:00 am
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CheeHsien:
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#yorais tweets is updating non stop wei!!! HAHAHAHHA |
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11:00 am
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vin_ann:
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http://bit.ly/7LOn4B #yorais issue |
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11:00 am
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tekong:
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At the moment Rais commands the RTM fellas to 'Read Twitter Manual' or 'Record Trending Moment' #yorais |
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11:00 am
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syahredzan:
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#yorais is so old, he can actually point out the factual inaccuracies of the Trojan War in the Illiad. |
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11:00 am
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UntoldHero:
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Just found out about this #yorais meme XD http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/#yorais |
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11:00 am
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CincauHangus:
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Rais is so ancient he saw the first rising sun. #yorais |
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11:00 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @Asohan: Heh heh RT @syahredzan #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:00 am
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cerventus:
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RT @midnitelily: #yorais so old, he was Made in Malaya |
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11:01 am
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prem87:
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Rais Yatim so ancient.. he called up astro and requested for Black n White TV #yorais |
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11:01 am
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myPopIN:
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ROTF! Check out the Malaysian initiated #yorais trending topic on Rais Yatim jokes on Twitter! http://bit.ly/6gv4kx |
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11:01 am
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Aisehman:
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@soefira LMAO RT @soefira #yorais Rais is so ancient, he still uses 'kekanda' and 'dinda' for pillow talk |
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11:01 am
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razlanshah:
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Forget about 1malaysia campaign...let's go #yorais campaign all the way!!! |
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11:01 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he had weekly mahjong sessions with Yap Ah Loy. #yorais |
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11:01 am
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auliamasna:
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@lurino it's #yorais as in Yo, Rais Yatim (A government minister) |
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11:01 am
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redsheep:
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: Anyway to get no. of unique tweeters tweeting #yorais ? |
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11:01 am
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vin_ann:
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Up up UP RT @MissyCheerio lets push #yorais up up and up the trending topic on Twitter. Never.mess.with.the.online.social.media.network. |
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11:01 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @MissyCheerio: lets push #yorais up up and up the trending topic on Twitter. Never.mess.with.the.online.social.media.network. |
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11:01 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, his house still has attap mengkuang |
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11:01 am
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AbbywilliE:
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#yorais on trending topic?? cool, cool... (TAK SANGKA) is he sooooo famous?? |
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11:01 am
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BenjaminSiew:
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Rais is so ancient, that he uses sampan to travel bcos Boeing and Airbus are Western products! #yorais |
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11:01 am
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UntoldHero:
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@yamada25 Saya baru tahu pasal #yorais ni XD http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/#yorais |
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11:01 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient he still uses Vitalis for his combover #yorais |
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11:01 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @shamhardy: #yorais is so ancient, he's the one that 'The Fallen' stepped on in the film Transformers 2 |
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11:01 am
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tekong:
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all rais! #yorais (lol last one, i swear :p) (via @seanx2) |
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11:01 am
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thezerohour:
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Rais is so ancient he prob invented bribery in Msia! #yorais |
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11:01 am
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aliciagoh:
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#yorais is so ancient he fought w medusa |
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11:01 am
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sheeradjafar:
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RT @wedidthese: RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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11:01 am
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yoonkit:
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RT: @Asohan: Heh heh RT @syahredzan #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:01 am
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syedhalim:
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fuiyoo..glamor nyer kta!! RT @farikhikram: #yorais dalam list trending topics! ahaha |
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11:01 am
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elviza:
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RT @danielngsh: RT @amuse_gueule i still think rais is ancient because he thinks facebook is a new anti-aging cream #yorais |
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11:01 am
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julianhopkins:
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RT @walski69: nice one! RT @truelovej: RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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11:01 am
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smubblerz:
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RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he had weekly mahjong sessions with Yap Ah Loy. #yorais |
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11:01 am
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soefira:
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C'mon #yorais is trending on 6th place now...more! more! more! |
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11:02 am
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tannernagib:
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Rais is so ancient, he's still at "Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka" #yorais |
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11:02 am
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timfernandez:
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RT @midnitelily: #yorais so old, he was Made in Malaya |
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11:02 am
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scheekeong:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, which is why RTM looks like it hasn't change frm P Ramlee's era #yorais |
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11:02 am
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bal_agil:
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:) U know u wanna take a crack at that.. RT @djmorituri: So funny (& embarassing) that #yorais is a trending topic on Twitter. M'sia Boleh! |
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11:02 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @razlanshah: Forget about 1malaysia campaign...let's go #yorais campaign all the way!!! |
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11:02 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @tekong: all rais! #yorais (lol last one, i swear :p) (via @seanx2) |
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11:02 am
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baldwinchua:
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Rais is so ancient, tht he's wondering why aren't thr any ships to be seen at his USB ports. #yorais |
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11:02 am
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wind_goddess:
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Laugh so much, too semangat to sleep :p RT @joycescapade Reading material bfr sleep 2nite: #yorais stream.Sure sleep well coz laugh too much |
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11:02 am
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eklern:
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RT @MissyCheerio: lets push #yorais up up and up the trending topic on Twitter. Never.mess.with.the.online.social.media.network. |
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11:02 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he goes to KLCC to bet on horse races #yorais |
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11:02 am
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vin_ann:
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YEAH! damm funny #yorais RT @joycescapade Reading material before sleep 2nite: #yorais stream. Sure sleep well coz laugh too much. XD |
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11:02 am
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theancharn:
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RT @syahredzan: #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:02 am
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syedhalim:
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trus jdik glamor!! RT @nicholassagau: LOL malaysia boleh lah! RT @felixchu: Wheee....#Yorais is trending :D Well done Malaysia! |
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11:02 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @kyspeaks: Rais is so ancient he played badminto with Hang Tuah, who failed SPM #yorais |
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11:02 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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#yorais is so ancient that the escaped twice from being mummified |
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11:02 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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11:02 am
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FaraFauzi:
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@kazwan apa kes #yorais boleh jadi trending topics hari ni? what did I miss? haha |
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11:02 am
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Asohan:
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@elizabethwong @amuse_gueule Hell no, Rais Yatim is so ancient, he had his first rave party at Sodom ... or was it Gomorrah? #yorais |
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11:02 am
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thezerohour:
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LMAO !! RT @tannernagib: Rais is so ancient, he's still at "Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka" #yorais |
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11:02 am
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vicjamm:
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#Donttalktome if you are as ancient as #yorais |
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11:02 am
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amandachoe:
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RT @sarchan: hahah LOVE IT, #yorais is trending. |
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11:02 am
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prem87:
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@ameerasurekha #yorais is a trending topic cause ur minister of info, communications & culture langsung takde culture! http://bit.ly/7yrYIO |
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11:02 am
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kevintan91:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient he witnessed The Creation! |
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11:02 am
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chuinhao10:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he tot uploading his photos in Twitter might end up someone use the photos to put voodoo on him #yorais |
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11:02 am
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midnitelily:
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#yorais Anyone gonna update Rais Yatim's wiki with this Twitter trend? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rais_Yatim |
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11:02 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying #arealwifey Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais #IHaveADream |
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11:02 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, even his mother calls him 'Atuk' |
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11:02 am
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frostier:
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RT @chewak: #yorais http://bit.ly/7bSSXJ http://bit.ly/6OsrjU /via @andychin << I'm speechless with that YouTube |
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11:02 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @Aisehman: @soefira LMAO RT @soefira #yorais Rais is so ancient, he still uses 'kekanda' and 'dinda' for pillow talk |
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11:02 am
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alexwnl:
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This is 1Malaysia WIN RT@AminAshaari: You know what's funny RaisYatim will be Malaysia's Minister to trend onTwitter. KPI achieved! #yorais |
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11:02 am
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angeliCassie:
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#yorais is so ancient that I don't even know what #yorais is all about! |
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11:02 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @Asohan: Heh heh RT @syahredzan #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:02 am
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kimberlycun:
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rais is so ancient he didn't know he could use some plastic surgery #yorais |
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11:03 am
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cerventus:
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@sugree help to RT on #yorais |
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11:03 am
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diese:
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RT @walski69: nice one! RT @truelovej: RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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11:03 am
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danielngsh:
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LOL RT @prem87 Rais Yatim so ancient.. he called up astro and requested for Black n White TV #yorais |
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11:03 am
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kellaw85:
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@redsheep write a prog to do it but at the rate #yorais is coming in... i doubt so |
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11:03 am
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melissaindot:
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#yorais tweets are SO funny!! |
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11:03 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he had weekly mahjong sessions with Yap Ah Loy. #yorais |
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11:03 am
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loveykatz:
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Read #yorais, u'll feel better :)RT @Woofe: These days I feel like crap at home, I decided to work more xD |
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11:03 am
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CheeHsien:
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RT @midnitelily: #yorais Anyone gonna update Rais Yatim's wiki with this Twitter trend? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rais_Yatim |
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11:03 am
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zychai:
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I resist twitter until i found out about #yorais (Weak resistance against retards)! And he is a DR.? GAWD! #yorais |
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11:03 am
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semnos:
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Rais is so ancient he was around to insulted Henry Ford, Wright Bros & Thom Ed for their inventions #yorais |
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11:03 am
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ismadi_idrus:
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RT @danielngsh: RT @amuse_gueule i still think rais is ancient because he thinks facebook is a new anti-aging cream #yorais |
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11:03 am
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vicjamm:
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Rais is still waiting for the Proton Saga 1985 model #yorais |
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11:03 am
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sashayeoheeping:
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Still in disbelief on what he had to say about the social media. #yorais |
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11:03 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @Asohan: Heh heh RT @syahredzan #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:03 am
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vin_ann:
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will @CNN report on this #yorais trending? ? ? |
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11:03 am
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victorliew:
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Everyone give @bongkersz a *clap* for creating #yorais . Better still follow him. LOL |
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11:03 am
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myPopIN:
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Plug!! Fix #yorais on @myPopIN's Rais Yatim Kareoke mash-up! http://bit.ly/8RviOS |
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11:03 am
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amirulruslan:
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EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT #YORAIS IS, TWITTERVERSE, and I will buy you a lollipop. |
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11:03 am
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soefira:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, the dinosaurs call him 'Atuk' too |
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11:03 am
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AngelKein:
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@bryanhoo Hahaha. You dont know too? ;) Nahh. RT @eklern: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B #yorais issue |
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11:03 am
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julianhopkins:
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#yorais is on no. 6 - wonder if numbers were invented when he was small? |
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11:03 am
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theancharn:
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RT @davidlian: The fact #yorais is trending proves that msians are pretty much already immersed in internet culture. Or enough of us are. |
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11:03 am
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bombastixxx:
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HAHAHA! RT @thezerohour: LMAO !! RT @tannernagib: Rais is so ancient, he's still at "Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka" #yorais |
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11:03 am
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ZareenaZolk:
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Omg all I can see is #yorais #yorais #yorais. |
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11:03 am
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bubbles182:
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ntah2 pakai dakwat ink lagi kot :P RT @Mrx_Lonely: He jelous becoz he cant learn to use Twitter. Buta IT. Menaip pakai mesin taip. #yorais |
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11:03 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @Asohan: Heh heh RT @syahredzan #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:03 am
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simonlim88:
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@alexwnl yes i agree @AminAshaari #yorais |
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11:03 am
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Hiphog:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was mentioned in Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah. #yorais |
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11:03 am
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natashanair:
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RT @thezerohour: RAIS is so ancient he was the supervisor in machu picchu construction #yorais |
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11:03 am
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chuinhao10:
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LMAO!! RT smubblerz RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he had weekly mahjong sessions with Yap Ah Loy. #yorais |
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11:03 am
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laukokpin:
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RT @theancharn: RT @syahredzan: #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:03 am
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jennihsurf:
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#yorais is so ancient he thought apple notebook is a fruit wtf |
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11:03 am
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UntoldHero:
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#yorais Kau pegi baliklah ke zaman atok kau tu XD |
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11:04 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @angeliCassie: #yorais is so ancient that I don't even know what #yorais is all about! |
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11:04 am
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vicjamm:
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Oh man... RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he checks for new Malaysian hip hop on thebazement.net #yorais |
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11:04 am
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AminAshaari:
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RTM: Rais Raja Twitter Malaysia #yorais :P |
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11:04 am
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davybates:
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RT @icednyior: BlogUpdate : Malaysian Twitter Users put Rais Yatim on Trending topics http://is.gd/6AcmF | Zestful.org #yorais |
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11:04 am
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eklern:
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Who is Rais Yatim will be the number 1 question in your exam papers. #yorais |
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11:04 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @wedidthese: RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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11:04 am
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akukelabu:
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RT @myPopIN: Plug!! Fix #yorais on @myPopIN's Rais Yatim Kareoke mash-up! http://bit.ly/8RviOS |
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11:04 am
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syahredzan:
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#yorais is so ancient, he wrote the epic of Gilgamesh. |
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11:04 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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@atab @andykow dudes check out this trending topic #yorais , you will laugh your brains out :D |
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11:04 am
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zarakahan:
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rais yatim is so ancient, when people talk about him they start with "pada zaman dahulu"... #yorais |
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11:04 am
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scheekeong:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he really need botox like @therealdrM #yorais this is fun! |
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11:04 am
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5xmom:
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RT @scheekeong: Rais Yatim is so ancient, which is why RTM looks like it hasn't change frm P Ramlee's era #yorais |
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11:04 am
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jenkinyat:
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ahahahahaha RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he complains about smoke signals cos smokes gets in #yorais |
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11:04 am
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joshuachay:
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Rais is so old, he still thinks gay means merry #yorais |
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11:04 am
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kellaw85:
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@vin_ann most probably bbc will too report on #yorais |
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11:04 am
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tannernagib:
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Rais is so ancient he's the only one still working from our Bangunan Parliment #yorais |
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11:04 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@Mrx_Lonely dik...ape benda topic #yorais ni??? |
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11:04 am
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miri085:
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http://bit.ly/72eM28 - #yorais, a truly 1malaysia success story. Congrats all :D #fb |
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11:04 am
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danielngsh:
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CLAP RT @victorliew Everyone give @bongkersz a *clap* for creating #yorais . Better still follow him. LOL |
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11:04 am
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vicjamm:
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Rais thought Sungei Wang was the shit #yorais |
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11:04 am
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Asohan:
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Aiyoh, so bad ;) RT @eyerizzz Rais is so ancient he still uses Vitalis for his combover #yorais |
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11:04 am
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CheeHsien:
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@jjzai it stand for Yo, Rais Yatim! He said that we shouldnt use facebook and twitter! :P #yorais http://tinyurl.com/ya8nja7 |
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11:04 am
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chuinhao10:
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RT yoonkit RT: @Asohan: Heh heh RT @syahredzan #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:04 am
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robinng:
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RT @TheBackpackr: Woohoooo, #yorais is now trending! Malaysia boleh, Rais tak boleh. |
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11:04 am
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wfxyz:
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Let's try: He is so ancient, new integer group (million, billion...) had to be invented to describe his age #yorais |
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11:04 am
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syahredzan:
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Hahahaha RT @kruel74: #yorais still doesn't know who Luke Skywalker father is |
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11:04 am
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mattyjl9:
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...who is #yorais ??? |
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11:04 am
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hakimism:
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RT @laukokpin: RT @theancharn: RT @syahredzan: #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:04 am
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sheldongoh:
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So is #yorais short for "Ye Olde Rais"? Or is it just "Yo, Rais!"? And I wonder if he's staring at these tweets "in cultural shock"... |
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11:04 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@farafauzi eh ape benda #yorais ni? |
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11:04 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @victorliew: Everyone give @bongkersz a *clap* for creating #yorais . Better still follow him. LOL |
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11:05 am
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michaelloo:
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RT: @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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11:05 am
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elviza:
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Tmr tweeple who participate in #yorais madness will be detained under ISA. *huhuh so scared* |
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11:05 am
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michaelloo:
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RT: @syahredzan: HahahahahRT: @miri085: nice one RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he saw Pandora open her box. #yorais |
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11:05 am
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hakimism:
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RT @natashanair: RT @thezerohour: RAIS is so ancient he was the supervisor in machu picchu construction #yorais |
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11:05 am
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leonardlee:
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#yorais so old, he knew adam before adam knew eve |
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11:05 am
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bm_:
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RT @tekong: #yorais trending is the evidence to the success of MSC project by Tun M /@chedet_cc KEEP ON TWEETING GUYS! |
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11:05 am
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miri085:
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rofl hahaha RT @syahredzan: Hahahaha RT @kruel74: #yorais still doesn't know who Luke Skywalker father is |
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11:05 am
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IndraIrwan:
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Only two Msian issue has made it into trending topics. 1: A celebrity's death & 2: A diss to a politician. What does that tell us? #yorais |
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11:05 am
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tekong:
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@bubbles182 cepat join #yorais |
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11:05 am
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bm_:
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RT @cerventus: as @mikefoong said. to get #yorais trending upwards, keep RTing |
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11:05 am
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Asohan:
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Hear hear! RT @danielngsh CLAP RT @victorliew Everyone give @bongkersz a *clap* for creating #yorais . Better still follow him. LOL |
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11:05 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @hakimism: RT @natashanair: RT @thezerohour: RAIS is so ancient he was the supervisor in machu picchu construction #yorais |
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11:05 am
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julianhopkins:
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RT @davidlian: The fact #yorais is trending proves that msians ... immersed in internet culture... <- Also depend on time zone? USA asleep |
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11:05 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @hakimism: RT @laukokpin: RT @theancharn: RT @syahredzan: #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or... |
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11:05 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is so old. He emerge from the primordial soup |
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11:05 am
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alletslexy:
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Damn I got sucked in the #yorais topic and I'ma now cracking up wtf! Hahahahahaha!! Following #yorais ftw. |
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11:05 am
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UntoldHero:
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#yorais is so Ancient that he pees while squating at his kampung toilet |
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11:05 am
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zique:
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Rais is so ancient he still uses the Commodore PET 2001 and claims that it's the fastest PC he ever used. #yorais |
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11:05 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, he used to babysit asterix and obelix #yorais |
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11:05 am
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5xmom:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, website to him is the site the spider made its home.#yorais |
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11:05 am
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prem87:
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@ameerasurekha and now u join in the fun and diss that dinosaur #yorais |
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11:05 am
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tjunkie:
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RT @elizabethwong: Hahaha! @amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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11:05 am
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electronics_in:
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Samsung has announced a new phone in India Metro 5200 #yorais http://bit.ly/6IUFyb |
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11:05 am
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mahyuni:
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OMG more than half the Tweets I'm seeing are about #yorais. Head = explode. |
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11:05 am
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mikefoong:
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RT @icednyior: BlogUpdate : Malaysian Twitter Users put Rais Yatim on Trending topics http://is.gd/6AcmF | Zestful.org #yorais |
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11:05 am
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nwck89:
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He will probably come up with a press statement tomorrow saying that Msians are abusing Twitter by uniting against him XD #yorais |
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11:05 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @cerventus: #yorais is so old. He emerge from the primordial soup |
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11:06 am
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vicjamm:
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He was so ancient he doesn't have a handphone, so he use Telekom landline #yorais |
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11:06 am
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tannernagib:
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Rais is so ancient, he has only discovered the typewriter #yorais |
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11:06 am
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kellaw85:
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someone should tell @kennysia that peer pressure is -> #yorais lolz |
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11:06 am
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robinng:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, he knew adam before adam knew eve |
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11:06 am
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walski69:
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And The Ancient #yorais had to turn against the Twitterverse... epic fail! |
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11:06 am
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Hiphog:
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RT @michaelloo: RT: @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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11:06 am
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tekong:
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Why there's no one protecting/flaming twitteratis against #yorais? Wait, maybe not worth to protect anymore LOL |
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11:06 am
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hakimism:
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RT @julianhopkins: #yorais is on no. 6 - wonder if numbers were invented when he was small? |
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11:06 am
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a3nraj:
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#yorais went through his mid-life crisis in 1910. |
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11:06 am
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isaacskh:
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RT @myPopIN: Plug!! Fix #yorais on @myPopIN's Rais Yatim Kareoke mash-up! http://bit.ly/8RviOS |
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11:06 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @AminAshaari: RTM: Rais Raja Twitter Malaysia #yorais :P |
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11:06 am
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feistyflo:
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@ganee Check out the #yorais trending topic for some laffs! Malaysia Boleh! |
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11:06 am
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CincauHangus:
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Rais is so ancient he was there to witness the dinosaurs dying #yorais |
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11:06 am
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amuse_gueule:
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hahahaha RT @syahredzan: #yorais is so ancient, when asked about 'good ol' days', he replies, "BC or AD?". |
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11:06 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @michaelloo: RT: @syahredzan: HahahahahRT: @miri085: nice one RT @Hiphog: Rais Yatim is so ancient he saw Pandora open her box. #yorais |
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11:06 am
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robinng:
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RT @CheeHsien: @jjzai it stand for Yo, Rais Yatim! He said that we shouldnt use facebook and twitter! :P #yorais http://tinyurl.com/ya8nja7 |
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11:06 am
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eklern:
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@adelenetie Rais Yatim is the bugger who tell msian not to use twitter and facebook. He is so ancient that I am speechless liao #yorais |
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11:06 am
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radianceleong:
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#yorais RT @CatYong88: Seems there are more Malaysians on Twitter than we think... |
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11:06 am
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arystle:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he had his zipper sewn at the back of his pants! #yorais |
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11:27 am
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mikefoong:
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@davidlian it's like dancing nude in a nudist beach. He will not notice #yorais |
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11:27 am
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Hiphog:
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@xescx DM me your number just in case I need your services. Serious! @victorliew @bongkersz #yorais |
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11:27 am
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indifference29:
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thinks everyone should read #yorais, for laughs |
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11:27 am
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leeck128:
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Rais is so ancient, he directed the film 10,000BC #yorais |
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11:27 am
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limmengkeong:
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Rais is so ancient, color TV is the latest technology to him #yorais |
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11:27 am
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nuradylaz:
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RT @farwina_laa: What's up with #yorais ? / hmm tula everybody tweet ade.. any idea? hmm |
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11:28 am
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kuahjenhan:
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Rais so ancient he looking for dance teacher to teach him do 'The Robot'. #yorais |
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11:28 am
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eklern:
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btw..how come Rais Yatim speaks english ? i tot tht is bad for the culture #yorais |
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11:28 am
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bubbles182:
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@iamdenne check this out http://tinyurl.com/ygxnbrw #yorais |
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11:28 am
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kooki412:
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@carmensoo who's #yorais po? |
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11:28 am
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lightyoruichi:
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#yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. Includes video: http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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11:28 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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@carkeen here's ur moment of glory RT mikefoong Did it trend? RT @flyguy729 @mikefoong if the first was #cibai, then #yorais is third |
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11:28 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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11:28 am
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hakimism:
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RT @akukelabu When the first fish walked on land, #yorais told them to go back, bcoz it's evil western techonology. |
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11:28 am
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danielyc:
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RT @diese: HAHAHAHAH... RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. #yorais |
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11:28 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @amuse_gueule: RT @5xmom Rais is so ancient, when we say, You are da bomb, he said, Shelter! Hiroshima!!!! #yorais |
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11:28 am
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rameshrajandran:
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#yorais is trying to get onto the show " Are you smarter than a 5th Grader" ! |
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11:28 am
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alletslexy:
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RT @amuse_gueule: RT @5xmom Rais is so ancient, when we say, You are da bomb, he said, Shelter! Hiroshima!!!! #yorais |
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11:28 am
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victorliew:
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@kruel74 @xescx @Hiphog @bongkersz Rais Yatim is so old he won't know what #yorais is. LOL (hopefully) |
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11:28 am
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derekw:
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Rais so ancient, when he drives his car, he's actually cremating his petroleum-ed pet dinosaurs #yorais |
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11:28 am
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nwck89:
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We love Rais Yatim. NOT! XD http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais #yorais |
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11:28 am
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aishahsinclair:
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More like smoke signals!! RT @amrirahim: RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax |
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11:28 am
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stephendoss:
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My back aches I feel so #yorais (ancient) |
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11:28 am
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gerard_lim:
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:-) RT @danielngsh: Rais is so ancient, When his wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love". He answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" #yorais |
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11:28 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @EssayAdvice: #yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. Includes video: http://bit.ly ... |
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11:28 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @nwck89: Rais totally passed his KPI. Koh Tsu Koon should make him his role model! #yorais |
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11:28 am
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nazham:
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RT @bmahendran: Parameswara came to Melaka with a co-founder. Rais was his name. #yorais |
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11:28 am
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MalaysianLife:
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@eyerizzz Rais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. #yorais |
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11:28 am
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islapyou:
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can imagine one of the #yorais twitter people being gotcha-ed by @JJHitz and Ean mehehe. "Hello, you are being arrested under ISA" |
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11:28 am
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jl:
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@mikefoong #yorais is up there with #cibai. It's ok, he is old enough to know what this is about. Right? |
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11:28 am
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electronicfly:
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#yorais better get into the newspapers tmrw! Someone make it happen! |
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11:28 am
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lohhw3:
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RT @lightyoruichi: #yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. Includes video: http://bit. ... |
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11:28 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @eklern: Rais BOLEH ! RT @yoonkit OK, #yorais is now at #4 ... Rais Yatim is the BEST Minister of Information + Comms + Culture Evar! |
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11:28 am
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semnos:
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RT @semnos: Rais is so ancient he was around to 'insulted' Henry Ford, Wright Bros & Thom Ed for their inventions #yorais |
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11:28 am
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eklern:
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Rais ada Oomph RT @arystle Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks LMAO is "Lu Manyak Ada Oomph!" #yorais |
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11:28 am
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camerwilliams:
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Gue nggak bawa hape lho,kalo ada yg sms maaf gak dibales #yorais |
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11:28 am
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bryanhoo:
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Why is #yorais popular right now? => http://bit.ly/5cCdGr |
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11:28 am
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ChicYamada:
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RT @EssayAdvice: #yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. Includes video: http://bit.ly ... |
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11:28 am
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leeck128:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. > Hahahaha !! I like |
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11:28 am
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mechelllee:
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#yorais so ancient he thinks babies burst out from rocks |
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11:28 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @tekong: Rais is so ancient, he thinks OMG is "Orang Melayu Gopeng" #yorais |
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11:29 am
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mikhailhanafi:
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@mikefoong #yorais thinks a podcast is a pod of peas used in a movie. |
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11:29 am
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sultanmuzaffar:
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@amuse_gueule rais is so ancient, because he climb so slow at the trending topic! #yorais move faster lah wei!! |
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11:29 am
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marvinlee:
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RT @lohhw3: why Rais not reading the #yorais trend? He's already NOT using Facebook, Twitter, and other social networks! |
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11:29 am
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rahulobs:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient he still thinks you can buy a house in Tmn Tun for 60k a pop. #yorais. ---> hahahah |
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11:29 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @sh1ang: #yorais will only find out what's happening here 3 weeks from now when the telegraph arrives..... |
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11:29 am
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saigoheiki:
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RT @tanjoolee: RT @benjicajess Rais Yatim is so ancient that when i asked him to act his age, he died #yorais |
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11:29 am
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eklern:
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#yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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11:29 am
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CincauHangus:
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#yorais RT @frostier: Kuala Lumpur - There will be 144 tweeps, 184915 retweeps, 376 bloggers will be brought to court. ;) |
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11:29 am
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leonardlee:
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#yorais so old, he thought the world wide web was created by a humongous spider |
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11:29 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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11:29 am
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bmahendran:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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11:29 am
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soefira:
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Rais so ancient, #yorais still hasn't figure out what the microwave is for |
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11:29 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @electronicfly: #yorais better get into the newspapers tmrw! Someone make it happen! |
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11:29 am
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Nabulique:
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@Gaphledo Owh, I just knew about #yorais. |
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11:29 am
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christhoo:
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#yorais Will he get a heart attack when he sees his grandson twittering on the phone? |
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11:29 am
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HarshvardhanR:
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No way in freaking hell #yorais can out trend #nowplaying or Haiti ! Can It ? |
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11:29 am
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marshamaung:
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(LOL) RT @bal_agil: This is my fav. No doubt! RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Mumm Ra needs his blessing to transform. #yorais |
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11:29 am
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limmengkeong:
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Rais is so ancient, an internet connection on 14.4k dial up modem is too fast for him #yorais |
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11:29 am
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sotongzai:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he still uses Vitalis for his combover #yorais |
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11:29 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @stephendoss: My back aches I feel so #yorais (ancient) |
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11:29 am
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danielyc:
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@bongkersz so u are the founder for #yorais? |
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11:29 am
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McRoyRoy:
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RT @semnos: Rais is so ancient he was around to 'insulted' Henry Ford, Wright Bros & Thom Ed for their inventions #yorais |
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11:29 am
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marcDanielRtst:
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#yorais dumb as you look |
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11:29 am
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carmensoo:
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RT @nwck89: We love Rais Yatim. NOT! XD http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais #yorais |
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11:29 am
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lohhw3:
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now I know why Rais hold two posts. One where he hides when he's NOT using social networks! #yorais |
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11:29 am
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eklern:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks OMG is "Orang Melayu Gopeng" #yorais |
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11:29 am
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saigoheiki:
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RT HAHAHHAA @bal_agil HAHAHAHAHA RT @orangasle: God made the world in 7 days on the 8th day he made #yorais |
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11:29 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Rais so ancient that when people say Firefox he actually thinks musang berapi & calls fire dept #yorais |
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11:29 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he prolly cant "change his mode"! #yorais |
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11:29 am
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bukhariramli:
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Rais couldn't understand what the fuck you're bitching about bcoz he don't 'cakap oreng puteyh'! #yorais |
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11:29 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @hakimism: RT @akukelabu When the first fish walked on land, #yorais told them to go back, bcoz it's evil western techonology. |
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11:29 am
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ChicYamada:
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This is hilarious!!!! I hope he is not serious about it.... This is the #yorais moment.... |
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11:30 am
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grantHoraceBull:
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tshau povos e povas,bgs #yorais |
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11:30 am
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friedbeef:
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#yorais is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince |
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11:30 am
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bal_agil:
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RT @friedbeef: #yorais is so ancient Jurassic Park brought back the memories |
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11:30 am
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bryanhoo:
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RT @nwck89: We love Rais Yatim. NOT! XD http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais #yorais |
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11:30 am
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bukhariramli:
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Rais couldn't understand what the fuck you're bitching about bcoz he doesn't 'cakap oreng puteyh'! #yorais |
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11:30 am
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delCapo:
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#yorais thinks he is dynamic... but his brains need dynamo... coz he 's in dinomode! |
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11:30 am
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tulipspeaks:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, he thought the world wide web was created by a humongous spider |
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11:30 am
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angeliCassie:
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@PatriciaLow #yorais is so ancient that WOI PAT I SERIOUSLY DUNNO WHAT'S UP until everyone on my Twitter is #yorais-ing |
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11:30 am
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marshamaung:
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those of you on twitter, look up #yorais on twitter and have a good laugh. it's making me feel so much btr already! LOL |
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11:30 am
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cherngli:
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Hahahhah RT: @liquorlicker: Rais so old he was Jesus' classmate. Wait. Oh yea I can say Jesus, just not the A word. #yorais |
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11:30 am
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dyap38:
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#yorais is so ancient, he asked POS Malaysia to send a delegation to USA to belajar cara-cara pony express. |
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11:30 am
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danielngsh:
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Rais is so ancient, every time he sneezed, his teeth flew out. #yorais |
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11:30 am
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pualdidan:
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#yorais .. ithink he is not in to tech |
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11:30 am
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CarolHong:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he thinks you can sembelih a Kancil and eat it. #yorais |
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11:30 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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#yorais is so ancient, his bones could b used as fossil fuel |
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11:30 am
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laukokpin:
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rais yatim is so ancient he brings new meaning to the word progenitor #yorais |
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11:30 am
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tjunkie:
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http://twitpic.com/ys6l1 - Rais is so infamous that only one will follow him #yorais |
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11:30 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @gerard_lim: Please forward & share... RT @dinomo: Follow #yorais tweets in your mobile browser www.bit.ly/yorais |
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11:30 am
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kazwan:
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Ok. Going home now. Will continue on this #yorais later at home. Hope it gets to #1 on the TT. |
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11:30 am
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kromosome:
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RT LOL @dyap38: Someone please consolidate all these #yorais jokes and make it into a book! It'll be thicker than yo mama's so fat books. |
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11:30 am
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Elizabethfy75:
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Malaysian Twitter Users put Rais Yatim on Trending topics | The ;) http://bit.ly/7LB9Zy #yorais |
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11:30 am
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Stephanieqe74:
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Malaysian Twitter Users put Rais Yatim on Trending topics | The http://bit.ly/7LB9Zy ;P #yorais |
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11:30 am
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JanicePKitty:
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#yorais Malaysian Twitter Users put Rais Yatim on Trending topics | The http://bit.ly/7LB9Zy ;O |
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11:30 am
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hiddenvariables:
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#yorais rais is so ancient, benjamin button was born as him. |
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11:30 am
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Kimberlyky24:
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Malaysian Twitter Users put Rais Yatim on Trending topics | The http://bit.ly/7LB9Zy #yorais |
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11:30 am
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gerard_lim:
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Info for my international frens. RT @Asohan: If you need to know: Why is #yorais popular right now? http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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11:30 am
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Vikraman:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he played football with both his hands AND feet #yorais |
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11:30 am
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amuse_gueule:
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he prolly thinks its a new kind of shortwave radio @soefira Rais so ancient, #yorais still hasn't figure out what the microwave is for |
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11:30 am
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orgtek:
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#yorais is so ancient he still use .midi file to listen musics... Cool!! |
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11:31 am
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huangkun7:
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#yorais made @jennihsurf miss her yoga class wtf |
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11:31 am
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danielyc:
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cant stop laughing by reading all these posts with #yorais |
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11:31 am
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vicjamm:
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He asked me to buy that mountain from Lim Goh Tong, sorry sir, he's gone #yorais |
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11:31 am
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roflina:
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4th trending OMG #yorais |
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11:31 am
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sheeradjafar:
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Haha RT @bukhariramli: Rais is so ancient he still uses Archimedes Screw instead of straw. #yorais |
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11:31 am
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spinzer:
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Okay, the #yorais history is saved and archived woo hoo! Thanks @yoonkit and @theancharn for helping! @bongkersz -http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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11:31 am
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Clowve:
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HAHAHA!! (in ref to http://bit.ly/2JTnRf) RT @tekong Rais is so ancient, he thinks OMG is "Orang Melayu Gopeng" #yorais |
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11:31 am
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CincauHangus:
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All hail #yorais founder. Better hide now :p RT @bongkersz: @spinzer twitter.com/bongkersz/status/7938284787 this is the first tweet. |
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11:31 am
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bubbles182:
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http://tinyurl.com/ygxnbrw @nuradylaz RT @farwina_laa: What's up with #yorais ? / hmm tula everybody tweet ade.. any idea? hmm |
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11:31 am
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @carmensoo: RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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11:31 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @worldisastage: Don't be as ancient as Rais. Find out what #yorais is all about. http://tinyurl.com/yhdbahh #fail |
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11:31 am
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yauhui:
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RT @lightyoruichi #yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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11:31 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @slateburn: #yorais Malaysian minister Rais Yatim condemns Twitter, Facebook. Full story, including video, at http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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11:31 am
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jl:
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Cos carbon atom not even around yet then. #yorais is so ancient they could not determine his age from carbon dating. /via @Hiphog |
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11:31 am
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hawayou:
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#yorais, he's so ancient he still thinks singapore sells cheaper lychee. |
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11:31 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @jayelleenelial: Rais is so ancient, he knows who started the #yorais jokes. |
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11:31 am
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dyap38:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: #yorais is so ancient, his bones could b used as fossil fuel! Good one babe! |
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11:31 am
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eevon:
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smoke gets in #yorais sssssssssss |
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11:31 am
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shanonshah:
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@sultanmuzaffar Rais is so ancient, he wants an audience with Sultan Muzaffar NOW #yorais |
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11:31 am
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NahriSalim:
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RT @friedbeef: #yorais is so ancient Jurassic Park brought back the memories |
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11:31 am
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altimet:
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He so anciient his short message service is a gang of pigeons.#yorais |
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11:31 am
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ebernie:
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#yorais is de trendiest minister |
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11:31 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @danielngsh: Rais is so ancient, every time he sneezed, his teeth flew out. #yorais |
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11:31 am
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danielyc:
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had a bad day uh? read this and have a good laugh :) #yorais #fb |
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11:31 am
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kokbent:
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#yorais tweets are hilarious! XD |
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11:31 am
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leeck128:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks that Twitter is type of bird. #yorais |
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11:31 am
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MrRollies:
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RT @ZasIshak: Rais is so ancient, It took him several weeks to find "X" on keyboard #yorais |
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11:31 am
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bryanhoo:
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me too! RT @danielyc: cant stop laughing by reading all these posts with #yorais |
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11:32 am
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hawayou:
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#yorais, he's so ancient he still thinks mullets are cool. |
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11:32 am
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amuse_gueule:
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LOLOLOLOLOL!! RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax |
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11:32 am
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saigoheiki:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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11:32 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@danielyc yeah me too. my head exploded already watching all the tweets about #yorais |
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11:32 am
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friedbeef:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: #yorais is so ancient, his bones could b used as fossil fuel |
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11:32 am
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carmensoo:
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@kooki412 our minister of info,comm,and culture who asks msians not to get into twitter and facebook,and he gets #yorais |
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11:32 am
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laukokpin:
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rais yatim is so ancient he remembers evolving into a homo sapien #yorais |
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11:32 am
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feistyflo:
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He's worth that much?! LOL RT @orangasle: #yorais is such an Antique that Christies is willing to put him on auction. |
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11:32 am
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lightyoruichi:
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#yorais meme is so ancient that it's not that funny anymore. |
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11:32 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @hiddenvariables: #yorais rais is so ancient, benjamin button was born as him. |
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11:32 am
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tekong:
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If Rais watch Southpark he will scream at twitteratis "THIS IS MY AUTHOROTAAAA!!! #yorais |
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11:32 am
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gerard_lim:
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Ohhh.. Good one! RT @davinarul: Rais so ancient, he thinks "Perjuangan '46" refers to the English invasion of France in 1346 #yorais |
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11:32 am
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @altimet He so anciient his short message service is a gang of pigeons.#yorais |
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11:32 am
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @tjunkie http://twitpic.com/ys6l1 - Rais is so infamous that only one will follow him #yorais #fb |
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11:32 am
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aries_avril:
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#yorais is so ancient, he don't even know what & how to use an ATM machine.He keeps his money in a Milo tin. |
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11:32 am
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eklern:
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burung gagak boleh pakai tak ? RT @altimet He so anciient his short message service is a gang of pigeons.#yorais |
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11:32 am
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jennihsurf:
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ahhaha damn rite !! @huangkun7 #yorais made @jennihsurf miss her yoga class wtf |
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11:32 am
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LynnDhia:
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RT @yauhui: RT @lightyoruichi #yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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11:32 am
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bryanhoo:
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@adelechow blog about #yorais ! |
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11:32 am
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tannernagib:
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LOL RT @amrirahim: RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax |
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11:32 am
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frostier:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: #yorais is so ancient, his bones could b used as fossil fuel |
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11:32 am
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, his notebook computer is a maths exercise book with multiplication tables on the back cover #yorais |
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11:32 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@altimet hahaha u also join twittering about all this uh? #yorais |
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11:32 am
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chimagination:
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don't chew on #yorais you'll get brain freeze |
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11:32 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Rais is so ancient that when he wakes up tomorrow he will be wondering what is hashtag trend is. I am 110% sure of this. #yorais |
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11:32 am
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sheeradjafar:
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Oh YEH! RT @hawayou: #yorais, he's so ancient he still thinks mullets are cool. |
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11:32 am
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spinzer:
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@bboyrice eh what happened la? everybody drowned in #yorais la lol |
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11:32 am
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feliiiii:
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'm such a rais. i dont know what was malaysia's 1st trending topic. i know the second tho #yorais |
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11:32 am
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dyap38:
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#yorais is so old, the only people who understand him are archaeologists and museum curators. |
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11:32 am
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bmahendran:
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in text books, Rais name not mentioned in History books. he comes under pre-History subject.. #yorais |
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11:33 am
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goshuckyourself:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks a twitter party is a left-winged political movement, conspiring to take over Malaysia. #yorais |
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11:33 am
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cherngli:
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i think all the msians out there with any sort of internet connection dropped everything just to take a stab at a #yorais joke. well done! |
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11:33 am
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nwck89:
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#yorais is on 3rd spot!! HAHAHAHA! |
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11:33 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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Muahahah Ahahahahah LOL RT @lyshabella: Jux get Rais to tweet wif me+i'll let him have e desire to tweet more.Ha! #yorais |
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11:33 am
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dirrrrtysanchez:
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Look at my picture! I'm sitting on the toilet! The thing you do with #yorais |
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11:33 am
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yoonkit:
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Its at #3! RT: @spinzer: Okay, the #yorais history is archived! Thanks @yoonkit and @theancharn for helping! @bongkersz http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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11:33 am
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xinch:
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omg #yorais is a twitter trending topic. memalukannye... jeez dude -- you've got the entire twitter community making fun of you! |
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11:33 am
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julianhopkins:
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Is #yorais is an example of 'tweckling' ? http://bit.ly/6ChFQw |
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11:33 am
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mikefoong:
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It must have been hell of an audition RT @mikhailhanafi @mikefoong #yorais thinks a podcast is a pod of peas used in a movie |
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11:33 am
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AminAshaari:
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Possibly the fastest growing hashtag coming from Malaysia! RT @lokgotz: #yorais is now the third trending topic on Twitter! |
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11:33 am
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munwai82:
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#yorais is now No 3! |
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11:33 am
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jenkinyat:
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#yorais takes over the world on 3RD SPOT~!!!!!!! wahahhahahahahahahaha |
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11:33 am
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sultanmuzaffar:
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LMAO!! RT @shanonshah: @sultanmuzaffar Rais is so ancient, he wants an audience with Sultan Muzaffar NOW #yorais |
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11:33 am
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aoitenshii:
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Rais is so ancient he thot Socrates was a brand of chocolate. #yorais |
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11:33 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @carmensoo: @kooki412 our minister of info,comm,and culture who asks msians not to get into twitter and facebook,and he gets #yorais |
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11:33 am
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vernieman:
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Well, look on the bright side - Rais Yatim is the trendiest politician in the world right now. WOW! #yorais |
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11:33 am
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hawayou:
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#yorais, Rais is so ancient he.... smells funkeyhh and funneyh. |
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11:33 am
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maskawaih:
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Rais is so ancient that he thinks a casette would fit an iPod #yorais |
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11:33 am
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shanonshah:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks Singapore is in 1Malaysia. #yorais |
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11:33 am
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simonseow:
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Rais is so ancient that he thinks @staronline is a new solar system #yorais |
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11:33 am
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newtagdefs:
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#yorais http://cli.gs/9z45W : Stands for "Yo, Rais..." Refers to Rais Yatim, the current Malaysian Information, Communications, and Cultu.. |
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11:33 am
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shahrulazlan:
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RT @puvanan: LOL!! RT: @smubblerz: RT @bal_agil: HAHAHAHAHA RT @orangasle: God made the world in 7 days on the 8th day he made #yorais |
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11:33 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @diese: HAHAHAHAH... RT @eyerizzz: Rais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. #yorais |
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11:33 am
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tekong:
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Rais is so ancient that he knew where White Castle/Grandys in Malaysia is #yorais |
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11:33 am
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midnitelily:
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#yorais is #3 trending topic! |
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11:33 am
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edythena:
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wow, ramai btul retweet #yorais. Byk yg klakar plak tu. Serve u rite rais |
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11:33 am
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redsheep:
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: Rais is so ancient... even the devil doesn't really want him to rot in hell #yorais |
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11:33 am
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radianceleong:
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RT @lokgotz: #yorais is now the third trending topic on Twitter! |
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11:33 am
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islapyou:
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#yorais The car you're riding is from the west, the cutlery you're using also. how about the blackberry and the laptop you're using? |
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11:33 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @nwck89: #yorais is on 3rd spot!! HAHAHAHA! |
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11:33 am
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kazwan:
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LOL! RT @friedbeef: RT @GypsyQue3n: #yorais is so ancient, his bones could b used as fossil fuel |
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11:33 am
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reshwindblade:
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lol #yorais now international superstar. So many nice jokes about him on twitter just do a search |
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11:33 am
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nazham:
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Rais is so ancient, he needed a walker when Hang Tuah was still in diapers. #yorais |
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11:33 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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Check the link out! Rais Yatim stands at no 4 and check out the definition! Go #yorais ! http://is.gd/6Ai7o |
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11:33 am
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radianceleong:
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RT @CincauHangus: #yorais RT @frostier: Kuala Lumpur - There will be 144 tweeps, 184915 retweeps, 376 bloggers will be brought to court. ;) |
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11:34 am
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KyotoBand:
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my god #yorais beat Haiti |
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11:34 am
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RockeRina:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he sees things in black and white. #yorais |
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11:34 am
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diblos:
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@ryehanna akaun #yorais la ^_^ |
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11:37 am
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soefira:
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Malaysian Twitterers boleh!!!! up #yorais |
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11:37 am
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tzooming:
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#yorais The bastard is so ancient, he's got an ex girlfriend exhibited in Muzium Negara |
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11:37 am
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diblos:
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wow, nice words! RT @neyrashazeyra: rais yatim will become more popular than our own PM after this even he didnt have twitter acc! #yorais |
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11:37 am
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geoyws:
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Rais Yatim is sooo ancient, that the new word for ?Ancient? is ?Rais? #yorais LOLOL |
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11:37 am
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azrulh:
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@soefira What the hell #yorais is? Hehehe saje je nak up kan trending |
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11:37 am
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zerowindez:
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RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:37 am
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habsah:
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@carmensoo can someone 'in' there pls give us the low down! So very curious to know how #yorais is taking this fame. |
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11:37 am
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minniemooser:
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RT @joanneliyeng: HAHA OMG THAT'S ANCIENT! RT @limjiawei: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he keeps Hanku Jaya plastic bags #yorais |
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11:37 am
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marshamaung:
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#yorais came with the meteor that hit the earth and killed all the dinosaurs |
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11:37 am
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jianqinlee:
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RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:37 am
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Asohan:
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Ha ha, innocent KJ kena RT @bumilangit Hail @bongkersz for helping @kharyKJ creating #yorais |
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11:37 am
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wfxyz:
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LOL! RT @tekong: @altimet 140 pigeons you mean? #yorais |
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11:37 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying #arealwifey #yorais Cadbury #IhaveAdream Kraft #uselessfacts |
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11:37 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @ezanee: #yorais you so ancient your FB statuses read "Uug Uug Aag Aag" |
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11:37 am
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eklern:
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@carmensoo continue to share ur tweet about #yorais |
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11:37 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @laukokpin: rais yatim is so ancient he gives mourns when he pumps petrol cause some of he's friends are now petroleum #yorais |
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11:37 am
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sniiffit:
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RT @ditesh: #yorais is so ancient, he's gonna be pissed we're making fun of the elderly |
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11:37 am
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minniemooser:
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RT @hennwei: rais is so ancient, when god said let there be light, he was there to flip the switch #yorais |
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11:37 am
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victorliew:
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RT @soefira: Malaysian Twitterers boleh!!!! up #yorais |
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11:37 am
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diese:
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i can't believe i'm still here... RT @moemasri: Rais is so ancient, It took him several weeks to find the "any" button on keyboard #yorais |
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11:37 am
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gettingsuckedin:
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#yorais Home Based Business with Residual Income Opportunity http://reliablecontractorsusa.com/regional-representatives |
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11:37 am
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radianceleong:
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RT @nickywoo: next stop take over haiti? RT @lokgotz: #yorais is now the third trending topic on Twitter! |
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11:37 am
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shahrulazlan:
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Check this out, @klustout haha RT @puvanan: If you need to know: Why is #yorais popular right now? http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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11:37 am
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dirrrrtysanchez:
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#arealwifey would tatoo #yorais before she beats you with her Dominatrix leather whip |
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11:37 am
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simonseow:
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Rais is so ancient that when his grandson ask him about #Java, he make a cup of coffee for him #yorais |
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11:37 am
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brasies:
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woke up to heaps of #yorais jokes. whattaday. bes |
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11:37 am
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bmahendran:
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National mesiums worldwide are looking at artifacts named Rais, not knowing its actually in Msia #yorais |
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11:38 am
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diblos:
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LOL! Rais is so ancient that he thinks a casette would fit an iPod #yorais RT @carmensoo @maskawaih |
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11:38 am
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24hressay:
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RT @slateburn: #yorais Malaysian minister Rais Yatim condemns Twitter, Facebook. Full story, including video, at http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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11:38 am
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nazham:
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RT @ZakirJaafar: Wonder who created the hashtag #yorais ? The background http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais Good laugh to end the day |
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11:38 am
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geoyws:
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Rais is so ancient, the dinosaurs study him for history. #yorais LOL |
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11:38 am
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CincauHangus:
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I'm gonna have rais for dinner. #yorais |
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11:38 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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Someone get the papers and all the news guys here! It's goin down right here #yorais style! Haha power to the people! |
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11:38 am
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sniiffit:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so popular, he is 0.09% of twitter traffic and growing! http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours go #yorais !! |
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11:38 am
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justhee:
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hahahaha juz saw this few mins ago!! @mervlai: #yorais cakap orang puteh http://bit.ly/6I9TRW |
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11:38 am
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aaron1kee:
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RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:38 am
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victorliew:
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Capital idea! RT @orangasle: @bongkersz HELL t-shirts with #yorais lines, Fuck u'll be a Millionaire LMAO! |
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11:38 am
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Qishin:
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#yorais is so anti-tech he creeps out the amish. |
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11:38 am
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jenkinyat:
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#yorais is so ancient that #Haiti is NOT even in the Top 10 trending list anymore..hohohohoho |
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11:38 am
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MrRollies:
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#yorais dreamed a dream |
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11:38 am
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razlanshah:
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#yorais ? A Malaysian-made Twitter Trending Topic Story http://bit.ly/72eM28 MALAYSIA BOLEH!!! |
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11:38 am
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mizahisham:
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Saya suka #yorais . He can speaks well in both Malay (and ancient Malay) and of course, English. Typical lawyer and an incredible literate. |
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11:38 am
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justhee:
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LOL! @simonseow: Rais is so ancient that when his grandson ask him about #Java, he make a cup of coffee for him #yorais |
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11:38 am
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nazmie:
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I can't stop smiling reading #yorais.. Haha! Keep on coming Malaysian! |
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11:38 am
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Asohan:
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RT @julianhopkins: Is #yorais is an example of 'tweckling' ? http://bit.ly/6ChFQw |
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11:38 am
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SuperAT:
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#yorais sounds like YO, RAIS. Bahaha. I keep annoying him with homeworks. Wonder if he finds me irritating. Hmm. |
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11:38 am
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islapyou:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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11:38 am
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eklern:
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RT @jianqinlee RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:38 am
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alletslexy:
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RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:38 am
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MikeyVoon:
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RT @sudhir_kumar: Check the link out! Rais Yatim stands at no 4 and check out the definition! Go #yorais ! http://is.gd/6Ai7o |
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11:38 am
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radianceleong:
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RT @wernshen: Wow. At the rate #yorais is going, it can be the poster child for the next 1Malaysia campaign. |
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11:38 am
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IamMalaysian:
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ROFL RT @Asohan Ha ha, innocent KJ kena RT @bumilangit Hail @bongkersz for helping @kharyKJ creating #yorais |
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11:38 am
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juanajaafar:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient, LKY call him uncle. #yorais |
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11:38 am
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zychai:
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#Yorais Greece is the civilization belonging to the period of Greek history lasting from 8th to 6th centuries BC to 146 BC... |
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11:38 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @soefira: Malaysian Twitterers boleh!!!! up #yorais |
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11:38 am
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SamZzNg:
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SouthPark frm the west. Budaya kuning @tekong If Rais watch Southpark, he will shout at Twitteratis "Screw you guys, I'm going home" #yorais |
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11:38 am
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dyap38:
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#yorais just proved what 1Malaysia truly is. 1Malaysia vs Rais! Haiyar.. say so lah.. no need spend millions on advertising. |
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11:38 am
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iPamela94:
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@lerrymaru wads #yorais ?? |
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11:38 am
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zilch:
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hahahahahaha RT @akukelabu: Dinner time, Mom used to tell me to, 'put some soup to go together with #yorais' #fb |
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11:38 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais is so ancient he made the first hole in the ozone layer. #yorais |
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11:38 am
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais is now #3! @spinzer tracked down the man who started the trend too: http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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11:38 am
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lohhw3:
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RT @julianhopkins: Is #yorais is an example of 'tweckling' ? http://bit.ly/6ChFQw |
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11:38 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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#yorais is no 3 now !!!!! wooot !!!! |
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11:38 am
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bubbles182:
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RT @geoyws: Rais Yatim is sooo ancient, that the new word for ?Ancient? is ?Rais? #yorais LOLOL |
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11:38 am
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ismadi_idrus:
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Niamah!!!: Fantastic Funny - http://goo.gl/AGoe #yorais |
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11:38 am
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vernieman:
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RT @Hiphog Tis the reason Rais discourages use of Twitter & FB. Ppl flood each other w #yorais jokes. Very unproductive.. / First to oppose! |
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11:38 am
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TheMaellen:
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RT @geoyws: Rais is so ancient, the dinosaurs study him for history. #yorais |
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11:38 am
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simonseow:
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RT @eklern: RT @jianqinlee RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me ... |
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11:39 am
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felixchu:
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RT @vernieman Well, look on d bright side-Rais Yatim is d trendiest politician in d world right now. #yorais |
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11:39 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@diblos HAHAHHAHAHHA nice uh? #yorais |
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11:39 am
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hiddenvariables:
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rais is so ancient he thinks google is something to wear when swimming #yorais |
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11:39 am
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RockeRina:
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RT @dyap38: #yorais is so old, the only people who understand him are archaeologists and museum curators. |
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11:39 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:39 am
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demented_wife:
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#yorais is soo gonna make it hehehehe |
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11:39 am
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joshuachay:
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Rais is so ancient, he used to play guli with God when they were just kids #yorais |
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11:39 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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unless we see a #failwhale, #yorais is gonna keep flooding in |
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11:39 am
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vicjamm:
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RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:39 am
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limmengkeong:
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Rais is so ancient, Oxford and Cambridge dictionary redefined the word ancient = rais #yorais |
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11:39 am
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juanajaafar:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient, when Julius Caesar got assassinated he said, "It wasn't me." #yorais |
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11:39 am
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Nickywoo:
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#yorais T-shirt planning to print it. mention me if interested. http://twitpic.com/ys65a, http://twitpic.com/ys65w more to come! |
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11:39 am
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sniiffit:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he inspired Vanilla Rais. #yorais rais baby! |
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11:39 am
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akukelabu:
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Or just eat the vege if u can't finish #yorais |
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11:39 am
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kokbent:
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RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:39 am
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ujeantology:
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Rais so ancient he thinks people understand 1Malaysia #yorais |
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11:39 am
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vicknar:
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#yorais is actually a trending topic... well done la!!! |
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11:39 am
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eklern:
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same same RT @CincauHangus I'm gonna have rais for dinner. #yorais |
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11:39 am
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ritters90:
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So taking that old "Yo mama" stuff and putting it on twitter eh ? #yorais |
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11:39 am
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soefira:
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RT @julianhopkins: Is #yorais is an example of 'tweckling' ? http://bit.ly/6ChFQw |
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11:39 am
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BenjaminSiew:
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Rais is so ancient, that he can send tweets to our late Father on Independence, Tunku Abdul Rahman! #yorais |
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11:39 am
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elviza:
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LOL RT @danielngsh: Rais is so ancient, When his wife says,"Let's go upstairs and make love" he answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" #yorais |
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11:39 am
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reubenhot:
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#yorais is so ancient, His ancientness caused Modern Technology to MAX out my API on Twitter |
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11:39 am
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maskawaih:
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Rais is so ancient that he thinks @NajibRazak updates his twitter using pigeons #yorais |
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11:39 am
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tulipspeaks:
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RT @TheMaellen: RT @geoyws: Rais is so ancient, the dinosaurs study him for history. #yorais |
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11:39 am
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jphuah:
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#yorais is such an awesomely cool topic now that no Malaysian should miss. Lols a-plenty. |
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11:39 am
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bmahendran:
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RT: @5xmom: Rais is so ancient this video of his was etched in stone before Youtube existed http://bit.ly/zGeJ0 #yorais |
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11:39 am
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sh1ang:
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Rais is so ancient the term "to pump petrol" is equivalent to getting a pail of water and some hay.... #yorais |
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11:39 am
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RockeRina:
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RT @peteteo: Lol. RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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11:39 am
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eklern:
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86 more tweets since you started searching #yorais (in less than a minute) |
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11:39 am
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SamZzNg:
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Rais is the new Ancient #yorais.
Kabuto and Omanyte is Rais pokemons. o.O |
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11:39 am
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AidanLegend:
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RT @radianceleong: RT @CincauHangus: #yorais RT @frostier: Kuala Lumpur - There will be 144 tweeps, 184915 retweeps, 376 bloggers will b ... |
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11:40 am
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adeizman:
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#yorais is now top 3? lol |
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11:40 am
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juanajaafar:
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RT @walski69: Rais is so ancient, UNESCO has just named him a world heritage #yorais |
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11:40 am
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weiwei16:
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RT @timothyteoh: #yorais is now #3! @spinzer tracked down the man who started the trend too: http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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11:40 am
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diblos:
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who started #yorais? i'm so happy right now... psst, is there any special branch guy here? |
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11:40 am
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eklern:
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@leeck128 edit #yorais is enough.. no need edit @joey174 |
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11:40 am
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MrRollies:
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RT @ujeantology : Rais so ancient he thinks people understand 1Malaysia #yorais ---> wat it mean? |
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11:40 am
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kazwan:
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Malaysian version bukan south park..but Upin & Ipin. @tekong If Rais watch Southpark, he will shout at Twitteratis #yorais |
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11:40 am
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vicjamm:
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He is asking everyone to block twitter because of the #yorais trending topic but he still can't switch the pc on. #yorais |
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11:40 am
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HanieHidayah:
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RT: @sawwaa: HAHAHA!RT Rais so ancient when he saw USB, he laughed and say "sapa bodoh tak tau eja bas ni..masuk angin kluar asap!"#yorais |
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11:40 am
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RockeRina:
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@peteteo #yorais , nothing wrong with being ancient. Being stoopid, however, is not so happening. > how true!!! LOL this is some funny shit! |
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11:40 am
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UntoldHero:
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@mecha_kucha This will make you understand :p http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/#yorais |
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11:40 am
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sniiffit:
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ROFL LOL. RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Africa wants him back #yorais |
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11:40 am
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MarllynnZ:
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RT @AminAshaari: Possibly the fastest growing hashtag coming from Malaysia! RT @lokgotz: #yorais is now the third trending topic on Twitter! |
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11:40 am
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neekun:
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#yorais uses Ridsect to spray his pc cause he read from Microsoft website stating Windows has critical bugs ? |
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11:40 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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SouthPark Kyle : OMG !! They killed #yorais . You B*stards :D |
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11:40 am
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bukhariramli:
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Rais is so ancient he wrote Martin Luther King Jr.'s 'I have a dream' speech. In bahasa melayu baku, of course. #yorais |
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11:40 am
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tannernagib:
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Rais is so ancient he keeps his accounts on buku 555 #yorais |
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11:40 am
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @julianhopkins: Is #yorais is an example of 'tweckling' ? http://bit.ly/6ChFQw |
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11:40 am
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habsah:
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Check out #yorais RT @CNN: RT @CNNMoney: Kraft reaches $19 billion deal for Cadbury http://bit.ly/8RXIwt |
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11:40 am
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thezerohour:
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RAIS is a MSIANTRAGEDY-maa #yorais RT @KyotoBand: my god #yorais beat Haiti |
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11:40 am
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frostier:
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Decided to detour visiting my uncle before I masuk lokap for #yorais. Lol. |
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11:40 am
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tekong:
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@kazwan hahahah. BOLEH BOLEH BOLEh #yorais |
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11:40 am
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kvseng:
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#yorais now at #3 trending term http://bit.ly/19BiCQ |
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11:40 am
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MarllynnZ:
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RT @AhmadIzhamOmar: Gottaresistgottaresist-jobontheline-gottaresist-help RT @moemasri: @AhmadIzhamOmar shuld join #yorais if not we gonn ... |
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11:41 am
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christhoo:
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#yorais is so annoying....that i'm even blaming him for my headache now |
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11:41 am
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eklern:
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RT @leeck128 @eklern Dunno Rais Yatim got anything in his house made in the western country. Since it's so corrupting =D #yorais |
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11:41 am
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SamZzNg:
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@Nickywoo I would buy 1! #yorais rocks wey! I want! |
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11:41 am
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @justhee: #yorais is in 3rd placing now~ keep it up~ |
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11:41 am
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jonesaustin3:
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Sempre que olho no relógio é 23h23... #yorais |
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11:41 am
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cherngli:
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@NonTeoh there you are. i was wondering when you were going to join in the #yorais fun. |
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11:41 am
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cerventus:
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@razlanshah #tedxkl peaked at number 2 but #yorais should go all the way |
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11:41 am
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soefira:
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Have the rendang tok with #yorais |
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11:41 am
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JScarper:
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Rais so old, "In the beginning...there was Rais." #yorais |
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11:41 am
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tjunkie:
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In ancient time we have Conan the Barbarian. 2010 we hv Rais the Viral #yorais #fb http://twitpic.com/ys7hh |
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11:41 am
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demented_wife:
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eat #yorais if you wanna grow taller |
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11:41 am
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zique:
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Rais is So Ancient that #1Malaysia is trending him in the Twitverse #yorais |
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11:41 am
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habsah:
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Haha RT @amrirahim: rais is ancient he doesn't have electricity in his home. budaya kuning tu!! #yorais |
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11:41 am
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UntoldHero:
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1 Malaysia RT @diese: RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D those with me RT this! |
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11:41 am
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leonardlee:
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#yorais so old, his favourite pastime is gardening... in the Garden of Eden |
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11:41 am
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raymondooi:
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#yorais so ancient, apparently he made the first yomama joke |
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11:41 am
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munwai82:
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#yorais http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours tapering off...hungry tweeps going for dinner? |
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11:41 am
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ZakirJaafar:
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@neyrashazeyra @SamZzNg Hail to @bongkersz for starting #yorais |
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11:41 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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RT @akukelabu Dinner time, Mom used to tell me to, 'put some soup to go together with #yorais' |
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11:41 am
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fullfilth:
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Because of this http://bit.ly/4t2csH Rais Yatim goes twitter trending topic #yorais #1Malaysia |
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11:41 am
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tannernagib:
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Rais is ancient he thinks our country still has Singapore #yorais |
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11:41 am
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islapyou:
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man, malaysians sure know how to crack a joke #yorais is so old, he uses telephones with the dials ! |
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11:41 am
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ismadi_idrus:
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RT @timothyteoh: #yorais is now #3! @spinzer tracked down the man who started the trend too: http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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11:41 am
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vicjamm:
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He ask MPH if there is a book called Facebook #yorais |
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11:41 am
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feistyflo:
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ROFL!! RT @orangasle: #yorais is so old they have to carbon date him ;) |
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11:41 am
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient he planted the first tree in the world's rainforests during the first ever Kempen Cinta Alam Sekitar. #yorais |
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11:41 am
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hakimism:
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RT @joshuachay Rais is so old, he still thinks the earth is flat #yorais |
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11:41 am
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delCapo:
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madeleine albright was his poster girl #yorais |
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11:41 am
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TheMaellen:
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i want a #yorais tshirt |
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11:41 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @Hiphog: Rais' fav song is Endless Love cos Lionel Richie sang: and #yorais #yorais #yorais, they tell me how much you care... |
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11:41 am
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AnonymousCow:
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poor #yorais missing out on all the fun! here's the customary - Rais is so ancient he must have seen this coming. |
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11:41 am
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tripdisz:
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He is so ancient he still chats in #arangoes and #mamak #yorais |
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11:41 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Rais so ancient that he hunts for his food #yorais |
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11:42 am
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soefira:
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are these jokes making #yorais water? |
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11:42 am
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felixchu:
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I think @najibrazak wld be so jeles of Rais. He will start ending his tweet with #yonajib frm nw onwards. #yorais |
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11:42 am
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simonlim88:
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RT @radianceleong: RT @wernshen: Wow. At the rate #yorais is going, it can be the poster child for the next 1Malaysia campaign. |
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11:42 am
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rameshrajandran:
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#yorais is looking for a typewriter to tweet |
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11:42 am
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smubblerz:
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RT @JScarper: Rais so old, "In the beginning...there was Rais." #yorais |
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11:42 am
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juanajaafar:
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RT @meeshly: Rais is so old he owes Buddha sepohsen. #yorais |
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11:42 am
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hakimism:
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RT @sh1ang #yorais will only find out what's happening here 3 weeks from now when the telegraph arrives..... |
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11:42 am
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amuse_gueule:
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survivor fan? RT @demented_wife eat #yorais if you wanna grow taller |
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11:42 am
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sharizals:
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@rafairahman don't forget to add the trend #yorais |
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11:42 am
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looweeKong:
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@zerowindez who's dis #yorais?? |
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11:42 am
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shahrulazlan:
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#yorais is so ancient, he ticked Moses off for parting the Red Sea |
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11:42 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@ZakirJaafar yeah! @bongkersz rawks !! hail to him! #yorais |
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11:42 am
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yoonkit:
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Before "The Fallen" was "The Rais" RT @niezam: Rais Yatim - "I have changed my mode" http://bit.ly/4IVIAW #yorais |
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11:42 am
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cerventus:
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#yorais is old that he reproduce he still asexually |
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11:42 am
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SubaBat:
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Hehehe! RT @Asohan: Rais Yatim is so ancient that he got the ?Culture? ministry portfolio after being left in a petri dish #yorais |
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11:42 am
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indifference29:
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George Burn called him "Uncle Raaaaais!!" #yorais |
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11:42 am
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JiLLaCute94:
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RT @UntoldHero: 1 Malaysia RT @diese: RT @nwck89: Hail all Msians! Lets try to make #yorais the no. 1 on Twitter trending topics! =D tho ... |
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11:42 am
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laukokpin:
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RT @hennwei: rais is so ancient, when god said let there be light, he was there to flip the switch #yorais |
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11:42 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#Nowplaying #arealwifey #yorais Cadbury Kraft #ihaveadream YouTube Down |
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11:42 am
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missycheerio:
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#yorais is now top three! :) fungry,time to have rice for dinner and @cincauhangus can go have @yorais for supper :D |
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11:42 am
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hashtager:
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# RT @AminAshaari: Possibly the fastest growing hashtag coming from Malaysia! RT @lokgotz: #yorais is now the third trending topic on ... |
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11:42 am
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juanajaafar:
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Rais so ancient he was there before Eve #yorais |
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11:42 am
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eyerizzz:
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Wrong. he has his own special Buku 444. RT @tannernagib: Rais is so ancient he keeps his accounts on buku 555 #yorais |
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11:42 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@topotato @JerungPerkasa dah jd no 4 dlm trending topic. ahhaha #yorais |
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11:42 am
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sheeradjafar:
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Even Better! :D RT @thezerohour: RAIS INVENTED MULLETS!! RT @hawayou: #yorais, he's so ancient he still thinks mullets are cool. #yorais |
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11:42 am
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gerard_lim:
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I wish @CNN reports about #yorais. Wat u say @rosemaryCNN ?? RT @hakimism: RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax |
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11:43 am
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dyap38:
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Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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11:43 am
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hongster:
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RT @harishpillay: RT @cerventus: as @mikefoong said. to get #yorais trending upwards, keep RTing |
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11:43 am
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SamZzNg:
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Rais is so ancient that he make up with MotherNature. o.O #yorais |
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11:43 am
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rengee:
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Rt @thezerohour RAIS is a MSIANTRAGEDY-maa #yorais RT @KyotoBand: my god #yorais beat Haiti |
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11:43 am
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Frankywy:
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Rais is so old, he was at Jesus's kindie graduation party, wearing a toga. #yorais |
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11:43 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Rais is so ancient that he is gonna be pissed at us all tomorrow :D #yorais |
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11:43 am
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diblos:
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#yorais i'm so hungry - should i eat ubi kayu? |
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11:43 am
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robinng:
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http://twitpic.com/ys7gy woo #yorais is top 3 now in trending topic #malaysia |
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11:43 am
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bukhariramli:
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If he's not hunting, he's gathering food. RT @caxidroidnigon: Rais so ancient that he hunts for his food #yorais |
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11:43 am
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vicjamm:
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He is logging unto mIRC now, go get @ him... #yorais |
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11:43 am
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peteteo:
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Best one so far. :-) RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax http://myloc.me/314Mo |
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11:43 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @tripdisz: He is so ancient he still chats in #arangoes and #mamak #yorais |
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11:43 am
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juanajaafar:
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i just got a telegram from Rais #yorais |
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11:43 am
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jonathanloww:
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@radiance what is this #yorais thing about? I have not been online the whole day! |
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11:43 am
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, if he finds out about all this, he prob gonna tell us to stuff "Twitter up #yorais" |
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11:43 am
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RockeRina:
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@soefira
are these jokes making #yorais water? LOL GILAAA!!!! |
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11:48 am
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nwck89:
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@cherylberyls hahahahaha. you should read #yorais. cracks me up! |
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11:48 am
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eklern:
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are we making Rais Yatim more famous now ? #yorais |
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11:48 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @haniehidayah: RT: @AldoCCH: RT @CincauHangus: #yorais Kuala Lumpur - There will be 144 tweeps, 184915 retweeps, 376 bloggers will be ... |
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11:48 am
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MrRollies:
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@fikomars #yorais is a monster~~ |
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11:48 am
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Ir_Firdaus:
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ape cite #yorais ni? |
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11:48 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@bongkersz you will become popular after this just because of the hashtag.. #yorais. :P |
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11:48 am
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robinng:
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RT @nwck89: Poor guy, he's probably trying to have dinner now while the whole of Twitter talks about him #yorais |
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11:48 am
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reneetay:
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RT @bforbrian: #yorais , I'm really happy for u, and imma let u finish, but Malaysia has the best online social media of all time aight? :D |
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11:48 am
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victorliew:
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@peteteo Amazing how @bongkersz with his #yorais manage to tap the "zeitgeist" among Malaysians |
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11:48 am
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therealDrM:
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Rais Yatim is so old, he remembers when I was still a Hindu. #yorais |
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11:48 am
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puvanan:
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Rais is so ancient, he got a copy of history book autographed by Parameswara #yorais |
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11:48 am
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ahfug:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, I call him "Uncle". #yorais |
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11:48 am
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SmithBrayden:
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It's a hard life being a #yorais - everybody wants something from ya... Now, on to Peak 15 & #yorais Benezia
#yorais |
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11:48 am
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andygts:
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I'm not havin #yorais for dinner. They are so ancient. Thx,I got my food already. |
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11:48 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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RT @dinomo: Follow! RT @victorliew Everyone give @bongkersz a *clap* for creating #yorais . Better still follow him. LOL |
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11:48 am
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ghostparticle:
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RT @llewmarsh: The only way #yorais is gonna get any culture is if he buys some yoghurt |
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11:48 am
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tulipspeaks:
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RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he thought Touch N Go was slang for molestation #yorais |
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11:48 am
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izzatruslan:
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ada apa ngan hashtag #yorais ni? argh..tak up2date tak smp sehari, macam2 dah berubah? |
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11:48 am
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hongster:
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RT @ditesh: #yorais is so ancient, he's gonna be pissed we're making fun of the elderly |
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11:48 am
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sensenn:
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Lemme help a bit. RT: @smubblerz: RT @peteteo: Best one so far. :-) RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax. |
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11:48 am
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NonTeoh:
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#yorais is so ancient, he is planning to go to Jaya supermarket this weekend |
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11:48 am
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tekong:
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Muslim, don't get too immersed with Twitter. Let's do Maghrib prayer first then continue on #yorais. We are progressive Muslims :D |
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11:48 am
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robinng:
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RT @tulipspeaks: Rais is so ancient, he will only know about #yorais if @staronline reports it tomorrow! |
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11:48 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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RT: @Asohan: laychkoh
LOL RT @peteteo Best one so far. :-) RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax http://myloc.me/314Mo |
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11:48 am
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janet7gc:
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RT @spinzer #yorais ? A Malaysian-made Twitter Trending Topic Story http://bit.ly/8xY1Db |
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11:49 am
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thezerohour:
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RAIS is so ancient, he 's the only Malaysian to ever watch the first World Cup! LIVE! #yorais |
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11:49 am
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tjunkie:
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Looks like Rais is the new Twitter spam. Sorry folks I jz can't help it #yorais |
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11:49 am
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danielngsh:
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RT @mikefoong #yorais we talked about you on @itchannel podcast Have a listen here if you know what a podcast is >> he only know postcard:-P |
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11:49 am
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient. #yorais still takes the bullock cart to work |
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11:49 am
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sudhir_kumar:
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Farney la u! RT @GypsyQue3n: how do we save all these #yorais jokes? it'll be good to read them again, cept #yorais got cataracts |
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11:49 am
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timfernandez:
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RT @peteteo: Best one so far. :-) RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax http://myloc.me/314Mo |
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11:49 am
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tzooming:
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The old bastard is so ancient, his smegma is fetching for millions at de beers #yorais |
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11:49 am
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IamMalaysian:
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ROFL RT @therealDrM Rais Yatim is so old, he remembers when I was still a Hindu. #yorais |
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11:49 am
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RockeRina:
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the Internet has made #yorais more interesting than the real dud! Take that, reality TV!!! I salute my tweeps! Totally ROFL day! |
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11:49 am
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lohhw3:
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macha! teh yor-ais! @ben_israel RT @dyap38 Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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11:49 am
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theancharn:
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RT @victorliew: @syahredzan Standby your pro bono services for our #macha @bongkersz for putting Malaysia on the map with #yorais |
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11:49 am
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cheeChingy:
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LOL! @tekong Muslim, don't get too immersed with Twitter. Let's do Maghrib prayer first then continue on #yorais. We are progressive Muslims |
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11:49 am
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Frankywy:
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RT @eyerizzz Rais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. #yorais |
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11:49 am
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Jv0K:
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Today tags : #Nowplaying #arealwifey #yorais #ihaveadream #uselessfacts |
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11:49 am
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jimmyang:
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Hahaha RT @laukokpin: rais yatim is so ancient he gives mourns when he pumps petrol cause some of he's friends are now petroleum #yorais |
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11:49 am
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bal_agil:
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He's so ancient, he used to have dodo birds as pets... #yorais |
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11:49 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he thought Touch N Go was slang for molestation #yorais |
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11:49 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@Ir_Firdaus pasal rais yatim. hahahaha #yorais |
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11:49 am
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jennihsurf:
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#yorais is so ancient he dint know its dinner time nao. okla nuff jokes. i'm hungry wtf |
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11:49 am
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TheMaellen:
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Rais is so ancient, even Emmett Brown and Delorean incapable to trace him back in his days. #yorais |
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11:49 am
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andychin:
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He is so ancient he will only know #yorais if someone telegraph him... |
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11:49 am
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shiva_tina:
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LOL! RT @neekun: #yorais uses Ridsect to spray his pc cause he read from Microsoft website stating Windows has critical bugs ? |
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11:49 am
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robinng:
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RT @neyrashazeyra: @bongkersz you will become popular after this just because of the hashtag.. #yorais. :P |
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11:49 am
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eklern:
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@NadiaFly obviously it is #yorais |
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11:49 am
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fullfilth:
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Rais Yatim hp flooded with SMS saying #yorais is on twitter trending, he still figuring what is twitter trending.. #epicfail |
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11:49 am
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wordsmanifest:
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RT @nofunintended: Rais Yatim is so old he thinks #yorais is a channel on mIRC |
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11:49 am
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midnitelily:
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"Friends, Romans, countryman, lend me #yorais!" |
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11:49 am
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zique:
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Rais so Ancient he will poke #yorais out with a pitch fork for trending #yorais |
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11:49 am
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delCapo:
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Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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11:49 am
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient. #yorais is lobbying to be a World Heritage site |
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11:49 am
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noobienoob:
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#yorais is so ancient that even the dinosaurs reject him for being too old. |
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11:49 am
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diese:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he touch the TouchnGo card reader at the toll plaza using the palm of his hand... #yorais |
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11:49 am
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meshkrishnan:
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Are you losers ready for hockey?? Bet I could beat #yorais which is no 3! |
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11:50 am
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sheeradjafar:
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RT @bukhariramli: I always like teh o ais. Now I want teh #yorais |
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11:50 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @Frankywy: RT @noreenramli: #yorais so ancient, Wilma left him for Fred. [ Hahhaha nice one ] |
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11:50 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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tersedak2 lah dia mas atgh dinner malam ni hanya disebabkan #yorais |
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11:50 am
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kazwan:
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he thought Touch N Go was slang for molestation #yorais |
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11:50 am
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SamZzNg:
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Everyone's account with #yorais will be charged in court If he not ancient enough and sees this o.O Hope Musa,Hishamuddin &Najib not @ Twtr |
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11:50 am
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juanajaafar:
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Rais was under the Melaka tree with Parameswara #yorais |
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11:50 am
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soefira:
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RT @kruel74: #yorais will go down the anal...ops, annal history of Malaysia as the topic where everyone has an opinion on |
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11:50 am
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monyettalk:
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wtf is #yorais? |
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11:50 am
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roflina:
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Rais is so ancient he named his son Dino. I wish i was kidding. #yorais |
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11:50 am
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jphuah:
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RT @peteteo: Best one so far. :-) RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax http://myloc.me/314Mo |
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11:50 am
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RockeRina:
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@wordsmanifest @nofunintended: Rais Yatim is so old he thinks #yorais is a channel on mIRC > nah, he still won't get it. |
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11:50 am
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yoonkit:
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Eeeoowooeeoo! RT @fakawi: #yorais is so ancient when he "changed his mode" he used analog dials! |
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11:50 am
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iPamela94:
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omgosh #yorais is from malaysia??!! XD first tym i heard somethg from msia is in tt!! |
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11:50 am
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adeizman:
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Rais Yatim #yorais is currently the most popular politician in the world now |
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11:50 am
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danielngsh:
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LMAOROFL RT @IamMalaysian ROFL RT @therealDrM Rais Yatim is so old, he remembers when I was still a Hindu. #yorais |
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11:50 am
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wfxyz:
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No. 3 spot for #yorais while Haiti outlisted. |
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11:50 am
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JScarper:
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Rais so old, his cell phone needs to be checked in at the airport. #yorais |
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11:50 am
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wordsmanifest:
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#yorais > #yoMTVraps |
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11:50 am
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zerowindez:
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@looweeKong getting malaysia famous #yorais +D |
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11:50 am
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BckdoorBitch56:
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I am not sure about #yorais. Cum chat |
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11:50 am
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neotorama:
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@tekong @bongkersz #yorais we need pictar yo! http://imgur.com/ndSDF.jpg |
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11:50 am
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ynehc:
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Wassup #yorais |
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11:50 am
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mafiz:
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RT @lohhw3: macha! teh yor-ais! @ben_israel RT @dyap38 Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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11:50 am
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badtz_mark:
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RT @reneetay RT @bforbrian: #yorais , I'm really happy for u, and imma let u finish, but Malaysia has the best online social media of all ti |
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11:50 am
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aainaahashim:
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RT @melliecampbell: Haha what an infantile statement #yorais! Urging Malaysians to not be immersed into Twitter & FB? http://bit.ly/6orsHc |
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11:50 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @tekong: Muslim, don't get too immersed with Twitter. Let's do Maghrib prayer first then continue on #yorais. We are progressive Musl ... |
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11:50 am
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, his parents had sex and 9 months later the world's first STD was created. #yorais |
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11:50 am
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sheldongoh:
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That's the LAST thing I want! RT @davidlian @mikefoong Eh..you starting to get desperate to get #yorais to listen to your podcast isit? LoL! |
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11:50 am
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dirrrrtysanchez:
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#nowplaying Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass #yorais ! |
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11:50 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @cheeChingy: LOL! @tekong Muslim, don't get too immersed with Twitter. Let's do Maghrib prayer first then continue on #yorais. We are ... |
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11:50 am
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ghimeu:
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Ok that's lame RT: @bal_agil He's so ancient, he used to have dodo birds as pets... #yorais |
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11:50 am
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vicjamm:
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They left him out of history #yorais |
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11:50 am
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ronshah:
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RT @hakimism: RT @akukelabu When the first fish walked on land, #yorais told them to go back, bcoz it's evil western techonology. |
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11:50 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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in the "newspaper"@robinng RT @tulipspeaks: Rais is so ancient, he will only know about #yorais if @staronline reports it tomorrow! |
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11:50 am
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munwai82:
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yo MY tweeps, im happy for ya, and ima let you finish but
#yorais is one if the trendiest politicians of all time! Of all time! |
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11:50 am
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adelechow:
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omg what so nice to talk about this #yorais thingy? -___- |
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11:50 am
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MrRollies:
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RT @kazwan: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! RT @munwai82: Rais is so ancient, he thought Touch N Go was slang for molestation #yorais |
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11:50 am
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eklern:
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I think south park will be featuring Rais Yatim in their 14th Season soon enough #yorais |
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11:50 am
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edzuantengku:
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Rais is so ancient, people thought he traveled through time from the past. #yorais |
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11:50 am
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soefira:
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ouch! don't use Twitter! or internets! it's bad for #yorais |
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11:50 am
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rameshrajandran:
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#yorais doesn't understand why Astro is now on HD. He think it's a Hard Disk for the decoder |
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11:52 am
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me0wster:
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poor #yorais |
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11:52 am
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soefira:
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How do you like #yorais kacang? with plenty of nuts!!! |
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11:52 am
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joshuachay:
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Rais is so old, that talking about him being old is getting really old #yorais |
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11:52 am
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noreenramli:
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#yorais so ancient n (lame), his request to join the facebook Lapsap group got rejected. |
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11:52 am
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yasinrahim:
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You guys are really having a fun time slamming the dude! Heh! RT @wordsmanifest #yorais > #yoMTVraps |
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11:52 am
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davidwojo32:
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AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #yorais |
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11:52 am
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midnitelily:
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RT @uenng: rais so old he has seen rosmah's original hair #yorais |
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11:52 am
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marshamaung:
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RT even @elizabethwong is in with: So old he thinks LOL was short for lollipops #yorais |
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11:52 am
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peteteo:
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A lot of monkeys typing at random would, given enough time, result in a coherent sentence. A lot of #yorais would not. http://myloc.me/315J1 |
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11:52 am
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GypsyQue3n:
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Remember the kfc ad? Never eat #yorais ah? |
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11:52 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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RT @5xmom: Rais is so ancient, when we say, You are da bomb, he said, Shelter! Hiroshima!!!! #yorais |
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11:52 am
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soefira:
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RT @Caxidroidnigon: in the "newspaper"@robinng RT @tulipspeaks: Rais is so ancient, he will only know about #yorais if @staronline repor ... |
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11:52 am
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felixchu:
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@DanWicked yeah so worth it! Glad to be part of this #Yorais movement! :) |
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11:52 am
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paultantk:
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RT @friedbeef: #yorais is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince |
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11:52 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, he taught moses to read the 10 commandments |
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11:52 am
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juanajaafar:
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RT @bukhariramli: #yorais is so ancient he goes to Europe via Silk Road. |
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11:52 am
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scheekeong:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he was around when Christians in Msia started to use "Allah" in their religious acts #yorais |
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11:52 am
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nwck89:
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He's gonna slap his bird, if he has one, for twitting about him. #yorais |
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11:52 am
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razlanshah:
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@cerventus #tedxkl is so boring dude #yorais is more fun!!! |
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11:52 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, he was there before history was invented. |
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11:52 am
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paultantk:
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RT @cherngli: Hahahhah RT: @liquorlicker: Rais so old he was Jesus' classmate. Wait. Oh yea I can say Jesus, just not the A word. #yorais |
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11:52 am
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ariffshah:
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rais ftw!! #yorais let's get to no.1 |
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11:52 am
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TaniaSafuan:
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#yorais is so ancient, he thinks isaac newton was a witch |
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11:52 am
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trendsbyminute:
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#Nowplaying #arealwifey #yorais Cadbury YouTube Down Kraft #iHAVEADREAM |
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11:52 am
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rameshrajandran:
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They have got the height correct too! RT @SamZzNg: UNESCO tracking down Rais Yatim now. Considering him as World Heritage #yorais |
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11:53 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, sudah jadi bubur |
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11:53 am
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smubblerz:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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illusi:
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RT @NonTeoh: #yorais is so ancient, he is planning to go to Jaya supermarket this weekend |
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11:53 am
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azira_azreen:
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I thought i was the only one hating this old fogey. #yorais, STFU! |
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11:53 am
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cherngli:
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#yorais is so ancient he was on the same boat as parameswara. |
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11:53 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, he thought the world wide web was created by a humongous spider |
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11:53 am
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diese:
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@BernardGT lol.. palm of his hand laaa.. aka tapak tangan.. :D #yorais |
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11:53 am
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sh1ang:
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Rais is so ancient he still thinks u need 80 days to go around the world.... #yorais |
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11:53 am
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TubbyPinkSage:
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Rais is so ancient he took his drivers test on a dinosaur. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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puvanan:
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Won't be suprised if i see this on mamak shop menu tomorrow mrng: 'teh- #yorais -limau' |
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11:53 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, his notebook computer is a maths exercise book with multiplication tables on the back cover #yorais |
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11:53 am
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andychin:
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He is so ancient he was there panicking when Jesus about to calm the storms #yorais |
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11:53 am
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fionasaurstd:
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#Nowplaying avengedsevenfold. #uselessfact i like men. #ihaveadream that you'd get on msn D:< and wtf is #yorais :s |
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11:53 am
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midnitelily:
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ROTFL!!!!! @soefira How do you like #yorais kacang? with plenty of nuts!!! |
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11:53 am
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jenkinyat:
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RT @alletslexy: hahahahahaha!!! RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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11:53 am
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miniminli:
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Reading all the #yorais jokes and laughing my ass off. |
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11:53 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @friedbeef: #yorais is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince |
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11:53 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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ikhwan88:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, if he finds out about all this, he prob gonna tell us to stuff "Twitter up #yorais" |
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11:53 am
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simonseow:
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@vvens oh u meant this lol Rais is so ancient that Muzium Negara has to reserved a space for him in the Jurassic section #yorais |
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11:53 am
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benjaminfoong:
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Someone should really record Rais reading all the #yorais tweets on video. Then we'll have the top video on youtube too! 1Malaysia Boleh! |
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11:53 am
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, his current tukang gunting rambut is the great great great great great great great great grandson of the 1st one #yorais |
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11:53 am
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Potata:
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Wow I think rais yatim will sue everyone who mentioned his name on twitter. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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sheldongoh:
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BWAHAHA! Up #yorais !! RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, if he finds out about all this, he prob gonna tell us to stuff "Twitter up #yorais" |
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11:53 am
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smubblerz:
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RT @kuahjenhan: Rais so ancient when he was young, he had to chisel his fav bands on the wall. Barney too. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, Mr. T was acting in Webster. As Webster! Age 1. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, his favourite pastime is gardening... in the Garden of Eden |
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11:53 am
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theancharn:
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RT @radianceleong: RT @wernshen: Wow. At the rate #yorais is going, it can be the poster child for the next 1Malaysia campaign. |
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11:53 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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OMG!! I forgot to take my dinner bcoz of this topic #yorais |
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11:53 am
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ronshah:
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I still need the proposal ... RT @razlanshah: This is the last one.I promise. #yorais you made me not meet a dateline... |
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11:53 am
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looweeKong:
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@starwing what's dis #yorais abt? Tel me tel me~ |
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11:53 am
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amuse_gueule:
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they should re name malaysia as #yorais |
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11:53 am
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delCapo:
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for a brain freeze experience... Rais Limau satu #yorais |
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11:53 am
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liyananaznim:
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hahahahahaha RT @maskawaih Rais is right to reduce Twitter usage and Facebook because santau and tuju2 goes faster with them #yorais |
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11:53 am
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robinng:
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RT @andychin: He is so ancient he can't cope with reporters rapid Mode changing questioning style #yorais |
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11:53 am
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JScarper:
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Rais so old, he twits with Post-Its. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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sniiffit:
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RT @yoonkit: Eeeoowooeeoo! RT @fakawi: #yorais is so ancient when he "changed his mode" he used analog dials! |
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11:53 am
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danielngsh:
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is signed off now, had a great time of #yorais, hope that you guys enjoy the rest of the evening and no one will be ISA tomorrow, LOL! |
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11:53 am
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syazaliyana:
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RT @prinzcesz:WTF! hahaha @klue RT @elynnzo: RT @demonick: RT @nickywoo Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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11:53 am
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tzooming:
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#yorais the old bastard is so ancient, his smegma is fetching for millions at de beers |
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11:53 am
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eklern:
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LoLz @alletslexy hahahahahaha!!! RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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11:53 am
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shanonshah:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks "internet" is where the fish go after a good memancing session. #yorais |
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11:53 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, if he finds out about all this, he prob gonna tell us to stuff "Twitter up #yorais" |
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11:53 am
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midnitelily:
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WTFOMG!LOL! @AldoCCH RT @RockeRina #yorais is so old he thinks Broadband is a bunch of fat musicians. |
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11:54 am
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noreenramli:
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I need a new media one :( all dusty from that stuff #yorais been shaving RT @tubbypinksage |
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11:54 am
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peteteo:
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Lol. RT @RockeRina: #yorais is so old he thinks Broadband is a bunch of fat musicians. http://myloc.me/315RK |
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11:54 am
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lohhw3:
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#yorais seems to slow down. possible stuck in traffic, like #yorais |
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11:54 am
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yauhui:
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RT @roflina Rais is so ancient he named his son Dino. I wish i was kidding. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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sonbot:
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RT @andychin2010He is so ancient he was there panicking when Jesus about to calm the storms #yorais |
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11:54 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @tanjoolee: RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, he was there before history was invented. |
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11:54 am
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victorliew:
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@ZhiQ perhaps today is your day for counting how many Malaysians are on Twitter with the #yorais trending. LOL |
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11:54 am
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feistyflo:
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RT @5xmom: Rais is so ancient, when we say, You are da bomb, he said, Shelter! Hiroshima!!!! #yorais |
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11:54 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, his first boat ride was on Noah's ark |
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11:54 am
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akukelabu:
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This is worse than wearing 3d glasses on #yorais ! China bans Avatar for being subversive #news http://bit.ly/4vTNnP /via @newsworldtoday |
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11:54 am
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syazwinasaw:
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@hawayou @bukhariramli izham can't get onboard #yorais. he won't risk losing his 8tv license over some twitter trend. |
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11:54 am
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ikhwan88:
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menteri kuno, ketinggalan zaman... wakakaka~ rais oo rais.. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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dirrrrtysanchez:
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Mexican #uselessfacts When we ask #arealwifey to strip we order: You Tube Down ! Then we pour Cadbury syrup and Kraft Cheese whiz on #yorais |
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11:54 am
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HarshvardhanR:
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So #yorais took Haiti out ? That's sad. But no way is #nowplaying losing. Has a diss thread pertaining to 1 person ever done so well ? |
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11:54 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @eklern: I think south park will be featuring Rais Yatim in their 14th Season soon enough #yorais |
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11:54 am
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danielyc:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he thinks Leonardo Di Caprio drew the Mona Lisa. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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bakhtiarb:
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#yorais he's so old, the birth place in his birth cert reads 'pangaea' |
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11:54 am
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junw3n:
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#yorais iz the so ancients, he's a deevolved man RT @reginechung: men more evolved than women? http://bit.ly/8K5oRQ |
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11:54 am
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asifmumtazkhan:
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Rais is so old that he took his driving test on a dinosaur. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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marshamaung:
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RT @soefira: How do you like #yorais kacang? with plenty of nuts!!! |
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11:54 am
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ujeantology:
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RT @juanajaafar: RT @bukhariramli: #yorais is so ancient he goes to Europe via Silk Road. |
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11:54 am
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cherngli:
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#yorais is so old he was there before the A word was created. |
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11:54 am
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BenjaminSiew:
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RT @cherngli: Hahahhah RT: @liquorlicker: Rais so old he was Jesus' classmate. Wait. Oh yea I can say Jesus, just not the A word. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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ansonlos:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks he still can get fabric frm Mun Loong. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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soefira:
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Rais so ancient #yorais thought the Walkman was a walking stick |
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11:54 am
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TheMaellen:
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RT @nofunintended: Rais Yatim is so ancient he thinks #yorais is a channel on mIRC |
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11:54 am
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Asohan:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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robinng:
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RT @Potata: Wow I think rais yatim will sue everyone who mentioned his name on twitter. #yorais |
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11:54 am
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lohhw3:
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i got 5 more tweets to reach 5K. thanks Rais #yorais i cud nvr done it without you. NOT! |
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11:54 am
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diese:
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@christhoo wahahah.. your #yorais earlier reminds me of a real-life situation that happened when TouchNGo was newly launched.. hehehehe |
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11:57 am
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mayakins:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, he remembers when I was still a Hindu. #yorais |
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11:58 am
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UntoldHero:
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MMm Sedap :d RT @diese: HAHAHAHA.. RT @vin_ann: RT @alletslexy hahahahaha!!! RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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11:58 am
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JOHANYUSOF85:
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If it looks, smells and tastes like curry, but Rais says it's sambal, then it's fucking sambal! #yorais |
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11:58 am
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vpyp:
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fuh! this #yorais thread is addictive! |
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11:58 am
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puvanan:
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RT: @bmahendran: RT @JScarper: Rais so old, he twits with Post-Its. #yorais |
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11:58 am
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wordsmanifest:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he tried to install UberTwitter on a StarTAC #yorais |
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11:58 am
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puffy_redevil:
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haha.. takde kot RT: @neyrashazeyra: hoping dat no one will be in jail tomorrow morning just because of this topic: #yorais |
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11:58 am
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iwani:
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ok here's my first #yorais contribution. one for the money and the free rides, its two for the lie that you denied, all rais all rais! |
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11:58 am
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qiqichan:
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HAHAHAHA! RT @carkeen: OMFG coming from our ex PM #yorais http://twitter.com/therealDrM/status/7942468621 |
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11:58 am
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marvinlee:
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i'm so gonna start my #yorais jokes.. |
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11:58 am
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soefira:
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Most popular dialogue in Malay TV dramas? "Eh, sayang, minumlah #yorais oren" |
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11:58 am
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munwai82:
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Rais is so ancient, he'd say Today, I found out #yorais is trending on Twitter. FML. |
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11:58 am
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NonTeoh:
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#yorais is so ancient, Tolkien used him as a caricature for Saruman |
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11:58 am
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jennihsurf:
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RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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11:58 am
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lohhw3:
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5000th tweet: knock knock. who's there? Rais. Rais Who? #yorais la!!! |
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11:58 am
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nizamzakaria:
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Lol. RT @RockeRina: #yorais is so old he thinks Broadband is a bunch of fat musicians. http://myloc.me/315RK (via @peteteo) |
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11:58 am
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5xmom:
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Rais is so ancient, if you tell him his komputer got bugs, he sprays Ridsect #yorais (credit to my #3) |
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11:58 am
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natashanair:
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RT @thezerohour: RAIS is so old, his best friend was Judas! #yorais |
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11:58 am
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bukhariramli:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient, everyone else should be in UMNO Youth. #yorais |
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11:58 am
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akukelabu:
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@midnitelily I think coz its dinner time. Keep #yorais out for possible increase later today! |
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11:58 am
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John_Tegjeu:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: how do we save all these #yorais jokes? it'll be good to read them again, cept #yorais got cataracts |
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11:58 am
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RockeRina:
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@duuuhvina ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? > OMG song titles that make #yorais water! |
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11:58 am
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nizamzakaria:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais (via @soefira) |
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11:58 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @peteteo: Lol. RT @RockeRina: #yorais is so old he thinks Broadband is a bunch of fat musicians. http://myloc.me/315RK |
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11:58 am
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rameshrajandran:
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Can you sign up #yorais please? He needs one RT @TMCorp: for those who are interested in HSBB register at http://bit.ly/7E0OXE |
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11:58 am
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hawayou:
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RT @abinesh: RT @uenng: rais so old he has seen rosmah's original hair #yorais |
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11:58 am
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Aisehman:
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@soefira Nooooooo ... stay on targetr tweeps, u can eat #yorais later |
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11:58 am
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abinesh:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, I call him "Uncle". #yorais |
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11:58 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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@farafauzi hahah my head exploded already watching all the tweets about #yorais |
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11:58 am
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tanjoolee:
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RT @ujeantology: RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais |
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11:58 am
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smubblerz:
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RT @friedbeef: #yorais is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince |
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11:58 am
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delCapo:
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rAis kopi o kau.... ngong kau kau!!!!!! RT @indifference29: old drink, new name - rAis milo dinasaur #yorais |
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11:58 am
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neyrashazeyra:
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wondering if anyone will be in jail tomorrow morning just because of #yorais being trending topics in twitter today! ? |
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11:58 am
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tsubasaestoce:
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RT @soefira: If #yorais is PM, we all have to wear clothes like in the Flintstones |
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11:58 am
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so old, he was one of the founding member of Angkatan Pemuda Insaf #yorais |
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11:59 am
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razlanshah:
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RT @marvinlee: to get famous on Twitter, be the Information, Communications, and Culture Minister & ask people to not use FB+Twitter #yorais |
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11:59 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @eklern: LoLz @alletslexy hahahahahaha!!! RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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11:59 am
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suffianr:
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This #yorais business is amusing. This is what happens when you diss the Internets, Mr Rais. The Internets diss you back, brah. |
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11:59 am
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tjunkie:
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RT @5xmom: Rais is so ancient, if you tell him his komputer got bugs, he sprays Ridsect #yorais (credit to my #3) |
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11:59 am
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ansonlos:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks we are still at war with chin Peng's army of 80 yr old guerillas. #yorais |
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11:59 am
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kuahjenhan:
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Comedy is alive and kicking in Malaysia as proven by #yorais!!! We're ready for the world :) Make laugh, not war. |
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11:59 am
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SamZzNg:
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RT @stoberycoklat: RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, I call him "Uncle". #yorais |
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11:59 am
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lohhw3:
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@PerfectDisk lol something to hit the current Malaysian' hot trend: #yorais read more: bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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11:59 am
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justhee:
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#yorais is so ancient that im tweeting this through a PS3 |
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11:59 am
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eklern:
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@bryanhoo wait...better still.. party at Rais Yatim Crib #yorais kasi "rais" ur hands up for #yorais |
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11:59 am
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient he thinks citizen journalism is japanese propaganda! #yorais |
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11:59 am
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Luc1FF3R:
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Tu bukan real lah . Dr M is che det ! RT @stoberycoklat: RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, I call him "Uncle". #yorais |
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11:59 am
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monyettalk:
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#yorais is so ancient, a traffic jam is made out of hundreds of bicycles. |
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11:59 am
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Asohan:
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RT @Aisehman: @soefira Nooooooo ... stay on targetr tweeps, u can eat #yorais later |
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11:59 am
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caxidroidnigon:
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Rais is so ancient, not even the palaeontologist could not carbon date him acurately #yorais |
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11:59 am
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bukhariramli:
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Or original form. RT @hawayou: RT @abinesh: RT @uenng: rais so old he has seen rosmah's original hair #yorais |
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11:59 am
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bforbrian:
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RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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11:59 am
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smubblerz:
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Ok, I HAVE to stop looking at all these #yorais tweets!!! |
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11:59 am
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vicjamm:
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RT @SamZzNg: @vicjamm We are not ancient enough to use mIRC. #yorais is the 1 perfect for mIRC man. |
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11:59 am
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akukelabu:
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RT @soefira: Most popular dialogue in Malay TV dramas? "Eh, sayang, minumlah #yorais oren" |
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11:59 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @ronshah: If #yorais is on american idol, he'd sing pants on the ground and actually dropped his pants. |
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11:59 am
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wedidthese:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais |
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11:59 am
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chimagination:
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If I hear one more Rais Yatim joke, imma shove my PC up #yorais. I'm serious -_- |
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11:59 am
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hakimism:
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RT @peteteo: Lol. RT @RockeRina: #yorais is so old he thinks Broadband is a bunch of fat musicians. |
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11:59 am
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abinesh:
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#yorais so ancient, he and colonel sanders went to school together |
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11:59 am
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JScarper:
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RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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11:59 am
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sniiffit:
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UPDATE: #yorais is so smoking hot on twitterrati that he produced 12,700 hits on google. http://tr.im/KS8n MALAYSIA BOLEH |
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11:59 am
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lynxlee:
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Oh yeah; @therealDrM got some good ones for ya. RT @marvinlee
i'm so gonna start my #yorais jokes.. |
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11:59 am
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CatYong88:
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http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours There's like over 100 tweets per minute about #yorais now? #fb @victorliew @zhiq |
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12:00 pm
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altimet:
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He so ancient, he planning to send all you #yorais playing monkeys to pudu jail. |
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12:00 pm
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tjunkie:
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RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:00 pm
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sapiensbryan:
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Due to censorship, Yoraissic Period (when he is born lah, what else?) has been missing from the history. #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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scheekeong:
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no,he put on mosquito coils!LoL RT @5xmom Rais is so ancient, if you tell him his komputer got bugs, he sprays Ridsect #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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sttraveller:
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Rais is so ancient, his computer is in binary codes. #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@Mrx_Lonely @luvsal @puffy_redevil HAHAHHA just wondering.. #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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andychin:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, I call him "Uncle". #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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natashanair:
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RT @tannernagib: Rais is ancient he thinks our country still has Singapore #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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tekong:
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If Rais can enter Raja Lawak, he already win #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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victorliew:
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@soefira Maghrib prayers & dinner lah RT @soefira: oh no! #yorais is plateauing now! must be msians and dinner time |
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12:00 pm
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zbnr:
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RT @bforbrian: RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:00 pm
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TaniaSafuan:
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#yorais is so ancient, the vampires don't remember him. |
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12:00 pm
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natashanair:
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RT @tannernagib: Rais is so ancient he keeps his accounts on buku 555 #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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Asohan:
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RT @gerard_lim: Story for @bbcworld RT @janet7gc: RT @spinzer #yorais ? A Malaysian-made Twitter Trending Topic Story http://bit.ly/8xY1Db |
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12:00 pm
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SamZzNg:
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@Razlanshah Technically, to be famous, condemn mainstream things. #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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RT @JScarper: RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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wedidthese:
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RT @neyrashazeyra: wondering if anyone will be in jail tomorrow morning just because of #yorais being trending topics in twitter today! ? |
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12:00 pm
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vicjamm:
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Rais is so ancient he called monorail #skytrain #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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soefira:
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Why don't you add nuts to #yorais blended at Starbucks? |
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12:00 pm
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uenng:
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rais so old yoda him "uncle" calls #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @midnitelily: RT @uenng: rais so old he has seen rosmah's original hair #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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CatYong88:
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RT @Aisehman: @soefira Nooooooo ... stay on targetr tweeps, u can eat #yorais later |
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12:00 pm
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Frankywy:
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HAHAHA BEST ONE! RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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im stucked in #yorais traffic jam! LOL |
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12:00 pm
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cerventus:
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#yorais is so old that he still reproduces asexually |
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12:00 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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RT: @atab: @caxidroidnigon Who is Rais and what job does he handle in Malaysian Government? just to clarify his position. #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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TubbyPinkSage:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient he checks his Twitter feed on a Telex machine #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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RockeRina:
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@altimet shit, #yorais so ancient he still thinks pudu jail IS open! |
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12:00 pm
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zeffri:
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#yorais is so ancient, when god rested on the 7th day, he said "#yorais go get me a beer whydoncha" |
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12:00 pm
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andychin:
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RT @CatYong88: http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours There's like over 100 tweets per minute about #yorais now? #fb @victorliew @zhiq |
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12:00 pm
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chouyee:
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wanna know how Hanging Gardens of Babylon looks like? ask #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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indifference29:
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he is from the rAis age #yorais |
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12:00 pm
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amandachoe:
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Lol RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:00 pm
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5xmom:
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RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient he thinks citizen journalism is japanese propaganda! #yorais |
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12:01 pm
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Sinatra_Z:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was once the Menteri Besar of Kedah Tua #yorais |
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12:01 pm
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soefira:
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RT @Aisehman: @soefira Nooooooo ... stay on targetr tweeps, u can eat #yorais later |
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12:10 pm
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mgchb:
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@Hiphog you also need to rest #yorais :) |
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12:11 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot he only knows application was for employment (but never know jobstreet also) #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, his first 'Land Line' was 2 cups and a string. #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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justhee:
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oh no #yorais is back on 4th place trending topics..... |
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12:11 pm
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Frankywy:
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RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains |
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12:11 pm
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demented_wife:
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to govt servants, u dun hav 2 say nasty thing... just add #yorais to ur tweet like a dash of ajinomoto... |
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12:11 pm
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sniiffit:
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"When I look into #yorais, I can see intelligence restrained" parody of November Rain by Guns N Roses |
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12:11 pm
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MrRollies:
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Rais Yatim Gegarkan Twitter #YoRais http://bit.ly/7nl4Oo |
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12:11 pm
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merppremo:
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RT @puvanan: RT: @bmahendran: RT @JScarper: Rais so old, he twits with Post-Its. #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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Guys keep it up lets hit no 1 #yorais, hehe this is going down in history |
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12:11 pm
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sandeep_pinto:
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#yorais is so old his social security number is one |
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12:11 pm
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mmuurrllyy:
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lol Rais is damn ancient, he was one pionne rdancer in 1st tarian pendet held in 15th century #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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myPopIN:
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In conjuction with #yorais being a trending topic on twitter, check out PopIN Rais Yatim Kareoke! Long live #yorais! http://bit.ly/8RviOS |
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12:11 pm
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spinzer:
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#Haiti is back on track on 2nd place, pushing #yorais to #4 on Twitter's Top 10 Trending Topic. Thx @jenkinyat. http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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12:11 pm
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SamZzNg:
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@weiwei16 bring it on mannnnn. XD Let us all wear #yorais t-shirt and walk on the streets. |
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12:11 pm
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TheMaellen:
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bwahaha RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old the Big Bang was actually his 21st birthday party. #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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@Khairykj @bongkersz might even give you the first #yorais t shirt "D |
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12:11 pm
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BoltClock:
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Many of the "#yorais is so ancient" jokes I see are really lousy... |
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12:11 pm
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uzaidi:
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wow ! Dato YB Rais Yatim jadi celebrity di Twitter di bawah nama #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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mikefoong:
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Please shield #yorais RT @NileshBabu 10 Things that would make Men and Women happier http://post.ly/JOlO |
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12:11 pm
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bryanhoo:
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RT @CARIChinese: #yorais , twitter?????????http://bit.ly/7gq8u7 #cari #chinese #malaysia |
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12:11 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @taniasafuan: #yorais is so ancient, the vampires don't remember him. |
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12:11 pm
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qver:
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Rais is so old his ICQ number must be less than 3 digits #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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aliciagoh:
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Rais so ancient he still thinks the world is flat #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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foocheehoe:
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He still uses barter trade, that's why he's not Minister of Finance #yorais (via @vicjamm) |
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12:11 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT@rafairahman:Rais is so old, he looks lk a my dead grandma but uglier.Serious shit. My grandma who died in 96. God bless her soul. #yorais |
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12:11 pm
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adelinaiskandar:
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I see #yorais in the morning sun.... |
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12:11 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @timothyteoh: #yorais is so old, Wilde wrote Dorian Gray after he saw his face |
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12:12 pm
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RockeRina:
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@dustyhawk why the panic? are you floored by the sheer cultural shock that is the (jengjengJEENNGGGG) THE INTERNET? #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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ghostparticle:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: used 2haf long chats on d phone, mom said .."until porridge turned to Rais" #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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sttraveller:
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Rais is so ancient, he was the one who provoked the mouse deer to kick the dog into the Melaka River. #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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bmahendran:
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Rais is ancient, when the phone rings he answers the TV remote. #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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asyraffadzlee:
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@linkinstreet @chapree Our Information Minister has been the trending topic for Twitter lol #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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I think everyone are out to dinner now, haha #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @merppremo: RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old the Big Bang was actually his 21st birthday party. #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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slythedor:
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what is #yorais about? :S |
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12:12 pm
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merokoyui:
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@carmensoo Hahaha! Hilarious! Go go #yorais! |
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12:12 pm
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JScarper:
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Keep the damn trend up, it's dropped to 4th! #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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"4,000 more tweets since you started searching" appeared everytime i get bust at facebook just for 1 minute. how fast! #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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thezerohour:
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RAIS is so old he use to babysit Mahathir #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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ietjer:
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#yorais is so ancient, he had a Dodo bird as a pet... and wife. |
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12:12 pm
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ChowPong:
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Ok, this is for the benefits of non Malaysians, #yorais is our info minister, whom lives in prehistoric era |
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12:12 pm
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bryanhoo:
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Why is #yorais ? http://bit.ly/8NaMcd |
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12:12 pm
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erichph:
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#yorais is the only person that could roundhouse kick #chucknorris and not get killed |
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12:12 pm
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timothyteoh:
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RT @sandeep_pinto: #yorais is so old his social security number is one |
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12:12 pm
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diese:
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it's #yorais :D RT @benjicajess: Anyone can assist pls? :) RT @feliiiii: @benjicajess what was malaysia's 1st trending topic. i missed it |
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12:12 pm
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying Haiti #ARealWifey #yorais Cadbury Kraft #IHaveADream |
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12:12 pm
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merppremo:
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RT @wordsmanifest: RT @altimet: He so ancient, he planning to send all you #yorais playing monkeys to pudu jail. |
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12:12 pm
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RockeRina:
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@AhmadIzhamOmar but you're just as guilty for indulging as an audience hahaha don't tell me you not ROFL from the #yorais one liners |
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12:12 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @ujeantology: RT @dyap38: Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Ok fine, one for the road: Rais so ancient he invented telemarketing before Bell invented the telephone. #yorais so long guys! |
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12:12 pm
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theancharn:
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RT @sky1dreamz: RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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12:12 pm
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tekong:
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RT @merppremo: RT @arabyrd: RT @amrirahim: seriously, we don't need 1Malaysia. #yorais is uniting Malaysia y'all!! (via @abinesh) |
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12:12 pm
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jenkinyat:
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My dad shouted at me, "#yorais is ready lah~!! why u laughing hysterically inside the room alone???".. |
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12:12 pm
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zique:
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@feliiiii do a search for #yorais and you'll know what's going on @benjicajess |
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12:12 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @qver: Rais is so old his ICQ number must be less than 3 digits #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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demented_wife:
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#yorais is the proof!! @zeuspredator That means hate is more popular than Love |
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12:13 pm
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ChowPong:
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Hahahaha... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:13 pm
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erichph:
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RT @aliciagoh: Rais so ancient he still thinks the world is flat #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@lyshabella HAHHA no way. #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Thanks to #yorais, my tweets has doubled in the past hour. o.O |
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12:13 pm
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astrocoder:
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haha! RT Rais is ancient, when the phone rings he answers the TV remote. #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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ShaolinTiger:
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I got 8 new followers thanks to #yorais but now it's time to go eat some rais cos I am hungers. |
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12:13 pm
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ghostparticle:
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RT @chrisoro: I can see it in #yorais, I can see it in your smile... |
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12:13 pm
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badtz_mark:
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#yorais is so old..he even made Yoda jealous |
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12:13 pm
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erichph:
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RT @ietjer: #yorais is so ancient, he had a Dodo bird as a pet... and wife. |
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12:13 pm
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cpanelhosting:
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RT @merppremo: RT @wordsmanifest: RT @altimet: He so ancient, he planning to send all you #yorais playing monkeys to pudu jail. |
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12:13 pm
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thezerohour:
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HAHAHHA! RT @bmahendran: Rais is ancient, when the phone rings he answers the TV remote. #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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cpanelhosting:
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RT @trendsbyminute: #nowplaying Haiti #ARealWifey #yorais Cadbury Kraft #IHaveADream |
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12:13 pm
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cpanelhosting:
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RT @diese: it's #yorais :D RT @benjicajess: Anyone can assist pls? :) RT @feliiiii: @benjicajess what was malaysia's 1st trending top ... |
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12:13 pm
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foocheehoe:
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#yorais is so ancient that he thought Macintosh sells real apples |
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12:13 pm
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melodyng89:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: used 2haf long chats on d phone, mom said .."until porridge turned to Rais" #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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marvinlee:
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RT @tekong RT @merppremo: RT @arabyrd: RT @amrirahim: seriously, we don't need 1Malaysia. #yorais is uniting Malaysia y'all!! (via @abinesh) |
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12:13 pm
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christhoo:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks Macbook Pro is a new dish from Macdonald's #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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erichph:
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RT @JScarper: Keep the damn trend up, it's dropped to 4th! #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @sandeep_pinto: #yorais is so old his social security number is one |
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12:13 pm
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Hiphog:
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@mgchb Both, on the head and the other end. :P #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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bmahendran:
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Rais will include this hashtag in his resume .. #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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ujeantology:
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@NajibRazak you'll prob know about this #yorais shit earlier than your minister of communication do.. |
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12:13 pm
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nexuskhan:
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#yorais so old that when RTM speaks about him, they slot it in Sejarah Hari Ini |
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12:13 pm
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erichph:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: used 2haf long chats on d phone, mom said .."until porridge turned to Rais" #yorais |
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12:13 pm
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spinzer:
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RT @myPopIN: In conjuction with #yorais being a trending topic on twitter, check out PopIN Rais Yatim Kareoke! Long live #yorais! http:/ ... |
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12:13 pm
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maskawaih:
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RT @tekong: RT @merppremo: RT @arabyrd: RT @amrirahim: seriously, we don't need 1Malaysia. #yorais is uniting Malaysia y'all!! |
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12:13 pm
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MrRollies:
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#yorais !! |
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12:14 pm
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TheMaellen:
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if you don't have any idea what #yorais is all about, u have just successfully 'change your mode' to #yorais :P |
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12:14 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @ChowPong: Hahahaha... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:14 pm
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vin_ann:
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western is concern Haiti @spinzer #Haiti is back on track on 2nd place, pushing #yorais to #4 on Twitter's @jenkinyat. http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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12:14 pm
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radianceleong:
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damnit. #yorais down to 4th spot. |
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12:14 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @eyerizzz: Ok fine, one for the road: Rais so ancient he invented telemarketing before Bell invented the telephone. #yorais so long guys! |
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12:14 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@farafauzi my dad calling me asking how to sign up twitter just because want to read about #yorais ! |
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12:14 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, the first tea-bagging experiment was done on him. #yorais |
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12:14 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Nono, his fart caused the Big Bang.RT @merppremo RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old the Big Bang was actually his 21st birthday party. #yorais |
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12:14 pm
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hiddenvariables:
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rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in arkib negara #yorais |
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12:14 pm
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nescagraff:
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im so happy now that we got Msian trending topic under #yorais #finally |
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12:14 pm
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alletslexy:
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Hahaha!! Wtf RT @jenkinyat: My dad shouted at me, "#yorais is ready lah~!! why u laughing hysterically inside the room alone???".. |
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12:14 pm
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llewmarsh:
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James Bond Theme: For #yorais only, Only for you! |
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12:14 pm
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JScarper:
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lol I'm getting mentioned. Rais so ancient that the Big Bang Theory's gonna be the #yorais Theory soon. |
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12:14 pm
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spinzer:
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@bongkersz would you like to answer the question? :p RT@julianhopkins: what does the yo in #yorais stand for ? 'yo' ? 'years old'? |
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12:14 pm
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Potata:
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Can't wait for Rais Yatim to talk about twitter at Bulletin Utama. #yorais |
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12:15 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @llewmarsh James Bond Theme: For #yorais only, Only for you! #fb |
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12:15 pm
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thezerohour:
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LMFAO!!! RT @jenkinyat: My dad shouted at me, "#yorais is ready lah~!! why u laughing hysterically inside the room alone???".. |
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12:15 pm
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MrRollies:
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hidop #yorais !! http://bit.ly/7nl4Oo |
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12:15 pm
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cpanelhosting:
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RT @izzatruslan: haha, now I know what's this hashtag of #yorais is all about. ^_^ |
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12:15 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Rais Yatim condeming is more powerful than mother nature Echoslam. #yorais was once above #Haiti lol |
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12:15 pm
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theancharn:
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ROTFLMAO! RT @orangasle: When @therealDrM said "yohead!" Rais Yatim replied " #yorais " |
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12:15 pm
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cpanelhosting:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he insists the Big Bang happened the first time he got lucky #yorais |
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12:15 pm
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bforbrian:
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#yorais so lame, he gets furious whenever he fails to find Wally in The Star newspaper. (Where's Wally?) |
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12:15 pm
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cpanelhosting:
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RT @InfamousEd84: RT @lokgotz: DAMN! #yorais is at number 6!!! |
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12:15 pm
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wfxyz:
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He is so old, he will send all of you to Pudu bcoz he didn't know Pudu is historic. #yorais |
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12:15 pm
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cheekui:
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@slythedor #yorais is popular becos of this - http://bit.ly/7zvfsW |
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12:15 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @llewmarsh: James Bond Theme: For #yorais only, Only for you! |
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12:15 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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lol at #yorais trending |
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12:15 pm
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weilingwashere:
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When #yorais says, "Back in the day.." he really knows what he's talking about |
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12:15 pm
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conancat:
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Apparently #yorais is so great that Malaysians are topping the Twitter trends with stories of his ancient ways! |
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12:15 pm
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eugenechee:
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#yorais not sedap... |
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12:16 pm
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foocheehoe:
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#yorais is so ancient that he used to ride horses from Melaka to Borneo before there was south china sea |
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12:16 pm
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dustyhawk:
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YO = YOU OLD ! RT@julianhopkins: what does the yo in #yorais stand for ? 'yo' ? 'years old'? @spinzer @bongkersz |
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12:16 pm
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fikomars:
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RT @MrRollies: hidop #yorais !! http://bit.ly/7nl4Oo |
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12:16 pm
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jannahtesl:
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Ternyata experimen sosial Dato Dr Rais Yatim telah tercapai objektif kajiannya dengan adanya trending topik #yorais di Twitter. |
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12:16 pm
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mgchb:
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@mgchb ROTFLM #yorais off |
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12:16 pm
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walski69:
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but not as ancient as #yorais :p RT @lil_ms_d: Dina is so ancient she read 'yorais' as 'yo-rice' before she cottoned on to the joke. |
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12:16 pm
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eugenechee:
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RT: @jenkinyat: My dad shouted at me, "#yorais is ready lah~!! why u laughing hysterically inside the room alone???".. | eat #yorais lah! ha |
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12:16 pm
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jojin:
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RT @ViCJaMm: He cried watching Titanic, he was on it #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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TheMaellen:
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Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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merppremo:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, he makes me wanna take on that little prick @khairyKJ for UMNO Youth Chief. #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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dont let #yorais going down guys. up up away! HAHAHA |
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12:16 pm
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sandeep_pinto:
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#yorais is so old...he owes Moses 5 bucks |
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12:16 pm
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grantHoraceBull:
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Na ufv esperando meu amigo.Pra ir pra quadra #yorais forever - drake |
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12:16 pm
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tekong:
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Just imagine how will the next election will be, thanks to #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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bmahendran:
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Once upon a Rais time... #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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marshamaung:
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everyone eating dinner this part of the world #yorais goes down, western world wakes up #haiti goes up :-) |
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12:16 pm
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demented_wife:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, he remembers when I was still a Hindu. #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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rickyristata:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old the Big Bang was actually his 21st birthday party. #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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mohdafiq7:
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@Khairykj I think you should give in. #yorais hahahahaha |
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12:16 pm
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marc_ky:
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Rais is so ancient, he knows whether it was the chicken or the egg that came first. #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @akukelabu: My Limau panas is okay. How about #yorais kosong? |
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12:16 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais is so old, Death forgot about him. #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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nwck89:
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LMAO! RT @GypsyQue3n used 2haf long chats on d phone, mom said .."until porridge turned to Rais" #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, Mr. T was acting in Webster. As Webster! Age 1. #yorais |
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12:16 pm
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ADrake_LNDN2012:
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Deciding 2 choose gd ovr evil will always make u a better person! Wanted 2 make my 2000th tweet a gd one! Gd morning world :) #kraft #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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sixthseal:
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@dustyhawk Why not ask the person who started it all? *cough* @bongkersz *cough* #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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junw3n:
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Rule of thumb, only share with someone you've known longer than the years on the bottle #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @ViCJaMm: He cried watching Titanic, he was on it #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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marvinlee:
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i'm so old i didn't know http://youtu.be goes to http://youtube.com up until now #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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can't believe malaysia made a trending topic #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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bongkersz:
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RT @ChowPong: Hahahaha... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:17 pm
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foocheehoe:
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#yorais is so ancient that he thinks public payphone is the best thing that happenned to communications of mankind. |
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12:17 pm
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sttraveller:
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Rais is so ancient, he is probably writing an act now to jail our Twitter asses using a feather-inked pen. #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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vin_ann:
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???????? @CARIChinese
#yorais , twitter?????????http://bit.ly/7gq8u7 #cari #chinese #malaysia |
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12:17 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is so old, in his heyday the country was called Malaya, and UMNO used to be relevant. |
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12:17 pm
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zen_way:
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#yorais is so old that he thinks that iPhone is a mirror with fancy lights. |
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12:17 pm
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jl:
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#yorais is so ancient information and culture hadn't even been discovered yet at his birth. |
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12:17 pm
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merppremo:
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RT @altimet: He so anciient his short message service is a gang of pigeons.#yorais |
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12:17 pm
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marvinlee:
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i'm going to have my rice, you all should go eat #yorais too :) |
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12:17 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @bmahendran Once upon a Rais time... #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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theancharn:
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Lol RT @NexusKhan: #yorais so old that when RTM speaks about him, they slot it in Sejarah Hari Ini |
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12:17 pm
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madnoh:
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He's so ancient he was the one who gave directions to J.W.W. Birch at Pasir Salak. #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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nazham:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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ultrawrz:
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Visit http://ultrawrz.co.cc for movies! REGISTER! #arealwife Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais YouTube Down Another Cyber Attack |
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12:17 pm
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sniiffit:
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My mum just shouted #yorais is getting cold and I laughed out loud. |
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12:17 pm
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akukelabu:
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Rais is so old, he'd probably the 1st person to ask you for #yorais -C at a roadblock. |
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12:17 pm
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merppremo:
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RT @AishahSinclair: More like smoke signals!! RT @amrirahim: RT @melobubu: #yorais receives his twitter feeds by fax |
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12:17 pm
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demented_wife:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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12:17 pm
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eddyhan:
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... when i look into #yorais, i can see you are a gay... - sung with a tune of November Rain, GNR |
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12:17 pm
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badtz_mark:
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#yorais is so old..he left his wallet on Noah's Ark. |
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12:17 pm
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Asohan:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he insists the Big Bang happened the first time he got lucky #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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as long as it doesn't surpass Haiti #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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dchieng:
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Am reading Catcher In The Rais #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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away for one hour. hoping that i this topic maintain as the trending topic. #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, the Mayans came to 2012 conclusion by chance when they were trying to calculate his age #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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RockeRina:
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@dustyhawk sorry babe we should meet up one day. for today i'm keeping myself suitably entertained with #yorais jokes and @donaldschultz |
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12:18 pm
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AaronWoolala:
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RT @eugenechee: RT: @jenkinyat: My dad shouted at me, "#yorais is ready lah~!! why u laughing hysterically inside the room alone???".. | ... |
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12:18 pm
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junw3n:
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@BONGKERSZ YOU THE MAN #YORAIS |
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12:18 pm
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tulipspeaks:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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alphalim:
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RT @feistyflo: Hahaha!!! RT @AudraRoslani: I get lost..in #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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alphalim:
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this is so good, #yorais is keeping me from smoking /via @GypsyQue3n [Rais has done much good today.] |
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12:18 pm
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COompliic8ed:
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#yorais wtf? |
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12:18 pm
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Ai_Ting:
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I don't know what's up with this Rais Yatim joke #yorais. So he is SO ancient that I don't even know who he is until i just googled him wtf! |
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12:18 pm
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puffy_redevil:
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poor #yorais ... |
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12:18 pm
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spinzer:
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Pun much? lol! RT @mikefoong: @ShaolinTiger go eat #yorais my friend. The internet will still be here even if #yorais can't see it. :P |
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12:18 pm
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AnnieFernandez1:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he insists the Big Bang happened the first time he got lucky #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @ViCJaMm: He cried watching Titanic, he was on it #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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scamboy:
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RT @lokgotz: #yorais dropped to 4th place... |
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12:18 pm
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vin_ann:
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#yorais makes me feel fulll... im almost forget my diner! wtf |
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12:18 pm
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abinesh:
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#Yorais!: Get your daily dose of Delirium via Reader or delivered via Email This is mental? http://goo.gl/fb/J6I8 |
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12:18 pm
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madnoh:
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He's so ancient he told Sang Nila Utama there were no lions in Temasek. #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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mikefoong:
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For #yorais only |
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12:18 pm
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tshiunghan:
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what up with #yorais? |
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12:18 pm
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ChowPong:
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Ooi! #yorais is ready! Come and eat before it's cold!! |
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12:18 pm
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madnoh:
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He's so ancient he was talking shit when the Portuguese landed at Malacca and that was why they were attacked. #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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wfxyz:
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RT @miasuraya: am i the only one who thinks #yorais is sacrificed so that we move to a higher rank in the trending topics? it's a shame. |
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12:18 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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your rice could be #yorais in the same time. HAHHA |
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12:18 pm
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dustyhawk:
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@sixthseal *cough* *cough* .... oh @bongkersz you have been summoned ! #yorais |
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12:18 pm
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fullfilth:
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#yorais: Tribute to Rais Yatim #RANDOMNESS http://bit.ly/8nB9YW |
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12:18 pm
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jonathanloww:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he insists the Big Bang happened the first time he got lucky #yorais |
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12:19 pm
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CheeHsien:
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I had pork RAIS! :P #yorais |
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12:19 pm
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theancharn:
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So farney! RT @bongkersz: RT @ChowPong: Hahahaha... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:19 pm
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bmahendran:
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hungry wat to have for dinner? @puvanan? nak #yorais -limau? |
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12:19 pm
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walski69:
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Almost forgot: even Peter Gabriel sang about #yorais http://is.gd/6ArlI |
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12:19 pm
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alphalim:
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I feel sorry for @Khairykj missing out on the #yorais fun. I really do. |
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12:19 pm
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diese:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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12:19 pm
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kushairi:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks he is much older than Edward Cullen #yorais |
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12:19 pm
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zamzuriabdmalik:
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RT @dyap38: Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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12:19 pm
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razlan:
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jumble #yorais to get isayor which is a vegetarian iMac |
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12:19 pm
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vin_ann:
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RT @myPopIN In conjuction with #yorais being a trending topic on twitter,check out PopIN Rais Yatim Kareoke! #yorais! http://bit.ly/8RviOS |
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12:19 pm
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erichph:
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RT @ViCJaMm: He cried watching Titanic, he was on it #yorais |
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12:19 pm
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Asohan:
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#yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:19 pm
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erichph:
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RT @tanjoolee: RT @midnitelily: RT @uenng: rais so old he has seen rosmah's original hair #yorais |
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12:19 pm
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one2tweet:
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Hahahaha LOL RT @eklern: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? (via @duuuhvina) |
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12:19 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he insists the Big Bang happened the first time he got lucky #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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ebernie:
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#yorais is so social that facebook and twitter needs to start using him! |
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12:20 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @badtz_mark: #yorais is so old..he left his wallet on Noah's Ark. |
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12:20 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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rais is so ancient, his toilet is a hole in the ground #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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RockeRina:
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RT @dyap38: Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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zamzuriabdmalik:
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Heh! RT @ujeantology: I can see it in #yorais, I can see it in your smile... |
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12:20 pm
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noradzliyana:
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RT @chrisoro: You gotta cut down on #yorais or you'll get the sugar in yo blood |
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12:20 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Rais is so ancient that helped guide the people to write the Old Testament. #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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chellelola:
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@staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA #yorais news. |
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12:20 pm
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julianhopkins:
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@midnitelily @BernardGT @jayelleenelial @dustyhawk @IndraIrwan tks 4 explanations on #yorais : maj. say 'yo' as in 'yo mama' jokes |
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12:20 pm
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akukelabu:
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Ahh.. I can see Malaysians are coming back from dinner. Now can keep #yorais back on twitter! |
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12:20 pm
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erichph:
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RT @tanjoolee: RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, sudah jadi bubur |
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12:20 pm
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weilingwashere:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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Asohan:
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RT @theancharn: Lol RT @NexusKhan: #yorais so old that when RTM speaks about him, they slot it in Sejarah Hari Ini |
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12:20 pm
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rameshrajandran:
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RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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vicjamm:
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#YORAIS!!!! RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:20 pm
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sniiffit:
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#yorais is so old, he was there when they built the Great Wall of China. |
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12:20 pm
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walski69:
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Just when u thot u had enuff of #yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:20 pm
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TheMaellen:
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#yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:20 pm
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erichph:
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RT @tanjoolee: RT @leonardlee: #yorais so old, he knew adam before adam knew eve |
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12:20 pm
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sudhir_kumar:
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Hehe RT @natashanair: RT @tannernagib: Rais is so ancient he keeps his accounts on buku 555 #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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msulatbuku:
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Good one guys... I'm laughing my head off reading #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot he only knows program as TV shows #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, the rest of us are pendatang #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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alexwnl:
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RT@munwai82 yo MY tweeps, im happy for ya, andima let you finish but #yorais is one if thetrendiest politicians of all time! Of all time! |
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12:20 pm
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tjunkie:
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I got 8 new followers thanks to #yorais but now it's time to go eat some rais cos I am hungers. /via @ShaolinTiger OMG. U crack me up good |
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12:20 pm
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zamzuriabdmalik:
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Luv this! RT @ujeantology: HAHAHA this is funny! RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:20 pm
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sudhir_kumar:
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Oohhh nice 1 RT @natashanair: RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient he tried to put Visit Malaysia Year ads on the Wright brothers' plane. #yorais |
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12:20 pm
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amanruzaini:
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nak join jugak #yorais, tapi takde idea. damn. hahaha. |
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12:20 pm
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megreat:
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Whahahahahaha! RT @kushairi: Rais is so ancient, he thinks he is much older than Edward Cullen #yorais |
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12:21 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais is so old, everyone's forgotten what he's here for. #yorais |
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12:21 pm
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icallitart:
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Considering that #yorais is a trending topic, it would be terribly ironic for him to log onto Twitter now. |
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12:21 pm
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AlvinKyen:
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Lol! RT @NonTeoh RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:21 pm
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loopsinner:
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A pious muslim dies, thrown at the bottom of hell, and cries, "God, what did i do?!". "3 things: Facebook, twitter, #yorais," tells a voice. |
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12:21 pm
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ariffshah:
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#yorais now fourth place |
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12:21 pm
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nexuskhan:
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everybody knows that PR makes things happens and when you have ppl like #yorais at helm of communication, you're killing the future jib!!! |
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12:21 pm
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so old, when he golf, his testicles hung on the same level as his golfball. #fb |
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12:21 pm
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josh524:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks tweet is the sign to pause the galah panjang game. #yorais |
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12:21 pm
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wordsmanifest:
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RT @dyap38: Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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12:21 pm
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tekong:
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I respect elderly, but don't honor stupidity #yorais |
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12:21 pm
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foocheehoe:
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Found common ground with tweets using #yorais. |
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12:21 pm
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one2tweet:
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ROFL!! Hahaha! RT @amrirahim: RT @christhoo: Rais is so ancient, he thinks Macbook Pro is a new dish from Macdonald's #yorais |
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12:21 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @walski69: Just when u thot u had enuff of #yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:21 pm
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khairulnz:
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Aiyoyoyoyoyo #yorais. You so popular today. |
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12:21 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @theancharn: Lol RT @NexusKhan: #yorais so old that when RTM speaks about him, they slot it in Sejarah Hari Ini |
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12:21 pm
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bmahendran:
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RT @Asohan: #yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:21 pm
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julianhopkins:
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RT @Asohan: #yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:21 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @anthraxxxx Nazri Aziz was famous for his "YOURACIST" outbursts in the Parliament. i think he meant #yorais. |
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12:21 pm
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rachying:
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Now #yorais is going on cultural! Why not teach us some of ur ancient culture yo! Telco also kena... http://bit.ly/56HmXJ |
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12:21 pm
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AbeVANmon:
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helping #yorais rise to no 1 spot. |
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12:21 pm
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ben_israel:
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#yorais proves 2 things. (1) You can't create viral, not like this. (2) there's so many M'sians on Twitter! |
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12:21 pm
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razlan:
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jumble #yorais to get aiyo Sr |
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12:21 pm
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SamZzNg:
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yala, thats why only got #yorais la. sohai ma him
@weiwei16 http://english.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=5017&extra=page%3D1 |
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12:21 pm
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natashanair:
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rais is so ancient he still uses a vcr to record his favourite tv shows #yorais |
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12:21 pm
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ChowPong:
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#yorais is in da news :) RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:21 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @theancharn: Lol RT @NexusKhan: #yorais so old that when RTM speaks about him, they slot it in Sejarah Hari Ini |
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12:21 pm
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erichph:
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RT @JScarper: Rais is so old, everyone's forgotten what he's here for. #yorais |
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12:22 pm
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bmahendran:
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Did Rais just planned his media statement? lol..mamak, satu lagi #yorais milo! |
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12:22 pm
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radianceleong:
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hahahahaha!! RT @mikefoong: For #yorais only |
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12:22 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @Asohan: #yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:22 pm
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tanyeehou:
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#yorais is so old that he has no bladder control |
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12:22 pm
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zurairi:
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#yorais still uses telex, whatever that is. RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:22 pm
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sudhir_kumar:
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#Yorais does it again! RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:22 pm
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truelovej:
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Jan 19 - Malaysia made history with #yorais. The unity amongst tweeples are very much evident. http://yfrog.com/35zm7ij #project365 |
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12:22 pm
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lorrainesiew:
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LOL!! #yorais is awesome! |
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12:22 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @tekong I respect elderly, but don't honor stupidity #yorais |
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12:22 pm
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jenkinyat:
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RT: @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA #yorais |
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12:22 pm
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adelechow:
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since when i said im champion againts #yorais? wtf? -___- @Spectreoutreach @bboyrice @jackieloi |
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12:22 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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the return of Rais RT: @Asohan: #yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:22 pm
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radianceleong:
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RT @ben_israel: #yorais proves 2 things. (1) You can't create viral, not like this. (2) there's so many M'sians on Twitter! |
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12:22 pm
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alphalim:
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RT @Asohan: #yorais drops down to No 4 ;( .. /via @davinarul [Come on! Let's Rais to the top!] |
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12:22 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais is so ancient, he pissed God off and caused the Big Bang. #yorais |
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12:22 pm
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vicjamm:
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He is consulting @therealDrM whether to come on twitter to start #yomahathir #yorais |
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12:22 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @marinemonkee All #yorais will be sorry when he finds out next year! |
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12:24 pm
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lorrainesiew:
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#yorais thinks telcos should write more *stimulating* content. http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:24 pm
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puvanan:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks SMS is new application RT: @staronline: Telcos should hv more cultural content: http://bit.ly/6F7KtA #yorais |
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12:24 pm
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zique:
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@LynnDhia #yorais still rides the Bullock Cart ler.... |
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12:25 pm
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bryanhoo:
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Why is #yorais popular right now? http://bit.ly/8NaMcd |
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12:25 pm
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yauhui:
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#yorais is so old, words come out from his bladder. RT @tanyeehou #yorais is so old that he has no bladder control |
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12:25 pm
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nissae:
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In other news, good to see we got a sense of humor with #yorais as 3rd most trended topic..tt's rite kill them with funnies! |
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12:25 pm
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nexuskhan:
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RT @NileshBabu: #yorais - he is so old, he discovered America, but thinking it belongs to SamyVellu, he left the New World! |
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12:25 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais is so ancient, even his son is helping trend #yorais. |
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12:25 pm
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ChowPong:
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Tweeple! We have just made #yorais no 3 in the trending chart. M'sia boleh! and yea, we don't need minister who makes no sense #fb |
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12:25 pm
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liquorlicker:
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Rais so old, he was part of the kompang entourage welcoming Yap Ah Loy when he arrived #yorais |
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12:25 pm
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ahmadsuhaimi:
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RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA #yorais |
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12:25 pm
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adelinaiskandar:
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#yorais!! RT @staronline: "Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA" |
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12:25 pm
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conancat:
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RT @feistyflo: OMG! ROFLMAO RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais Yatim is so old, when he golf, his testicles hung on the same level as his golfball ... |
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12:25 pm
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vicjamm:
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He is planning to get all of you a dictionary so you won't disrupt the integrity of Bahasa Malaysia #yorais |
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12:25 pm
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weilingwashere:
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RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:25 pm
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SamZzNg:
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@hafidz_ariff Lol We all wear #yorais T-shirt to the court. http://twitpic.com/ys65a |
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12:25 pm
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bmahendran:
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I think Rais read #yorais tweets, coz he just spoke on telex, fax and the postal service ...TELEX??? LOL ! http://tinyurl.com/yzrjnou |
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12:25 pm
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marshamaung:
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http://bit.ly/4Hif3g #yorais says we all got no culture and ethics. we better be sked (forgot link earlier) :-P like real... |
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12:25 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@kacang hehehhe im touched when u call me sayang HAHAHA. pasal rais yatim lor.. #yorais |
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12:25 pm
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rameshrajandran:
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Mamak says: teh #yorais is so old that it's moldy when served |
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12:25 pm
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prabur:
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Kompang ringtones ftw ! RT @Asohan: #yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:25 pm
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KarenDcruz:
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Can't stop laughing at all d #yorais Tweets ...keep em comin guys! |
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12:25 pm
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Frankywy:
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#yorais I'mma Real happy for ya & imma let ya finish but George Bush was the most- o wait. okay yeah u go ahead & get that prize |
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12:25 pm
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azrulh:
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#yorais is so old even his bulu drops while peeing http://tweetphoto.com/9071288 owh! This is fun! |
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12:25 pm
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, he saves documents by filing them in a cabinet #yorais |
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12:25 pm
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erichph:
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RT @midnitelily: RT @marinemonkee All #yorais will be sorry when he finds out next year! |
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12:25 pm
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razlan:
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in #yorais, the light the heat, in #yorais i m complete, i see the doorway to a thousand... with apologies to Peter Gabriel |
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12:25 pm
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AbeVANmon:
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think #yorais united us all. |
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12:25 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@kacang read this http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/1/16/nation/20100116175608&sec=nation #yorais |
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12:25 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais is still using one sen coins |
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12:25 pm
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theancharn:
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ROTFL RT @zamzuriabdmalik: RT @dyap38: Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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12:26 pm
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tekong:
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Rais is so modern he thought Farmville is a spinoff of Pak Lam campaign 'Pertanian adalah perniagaan' #yorais |
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12:26 pm
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melodyng89:
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RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:26 pm
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feistyflo:
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@orangasle I want to go for dinner too, but #yorais is keeping me glued tight to my chair! |
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12:26 pm
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qver:
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RT @TheBackpackr: For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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12:26 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:26 pm
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alexwnl:
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This #yorais thing is really hot right now on twitter. #yorais satu kurang ais kurang manis! |
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12:26 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais is so ancient #yorais is still using one sen coins |
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12:26 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@farafauzi no way. just teach him how to search #yorais. HAHAHA |
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12:26 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @sivinkit: RT @truelovej: Malaysia made history with #yorais. The unity amongst tweeples are very much evident. http://yfrog.com/35z ... |
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12:26 pm
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danielyc:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, he remembers when I was still a Hindu. #yorais |
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12:26 pm
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jl:
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@theancharn #yorais should indeed be a topic for Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah, in more context than one! @NexusKhan @midnitelily |
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12:26 pm
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sweiswei:
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The whole #yorais trend is just so, so ironic. LOL. |
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12:26 pm
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pualdidan:
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rais is just playing stup and enjoying the attention .. lame old man #yorais |
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12:26 pm
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megreat:
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cmon guys!lets see #yorais topping the trending topics.hihi. |
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12:26 pm
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rosmiyatiarbi:
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@mohdafiq7 apa kes #yorais??? |
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12:26 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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totally agree! RT @AbeVANmon think #yorais united us all. |
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12:26 pm
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julianhopkins:
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going to eat durian :) wonder what will happen to #yorais while i'm out? |
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12:26 pm
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erichph:
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RT @midnitelily: "Friends, Romans, countryman, lend me #yorais!" |
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12:26 pm
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IMMJN:
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RT @shuzm: Haha wtff. RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so old, someone asked to him to act his age, and he died. |
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12:26 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @rameshrajandran: Mamak says: teh #yorais is so old that it's moldy when served |
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12:26 pm
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althras:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he insists the Big Bang happened the first time he got lucky #yorais |
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12:26 pm
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derrickveejay:
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#yorais is now the fourth trending topic. first malaysian minister to be more famous than the prime minister. |
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12:26 pm
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bryanhoo:
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@joey174 to let those people who dunno what is #yorais lo haha |
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12:26 pm
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nwck89:
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RT @danielkong Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:26 pm
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tanyeehou:
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Pony xpress, bro!! RT @bmahendran: Rais is so ancient , he is still talking bout telephone, telex, fax and the postal service!!! LOL #yorais |
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12:26 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais still watching movies eating kuaci |
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12:26 pm
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TheMaellen:
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Rais is so ancient, he once went to National Library to find facebook. #yorais :P |
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12:27 pm
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theancharn:
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ROTFLMAO RT @CheeHsien: I had pork RAIS! :P #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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RockeRina:
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@netraKL oh no! could the DPM be the #yorais of literature? http://bit.ly/59fmca |
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12:27 pm
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vicjamm:
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He succeeded in a plan no PM has done. #1Malaysia #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais Kraft #ihaveadream |
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12:27 pm
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, the boat Columbus took was Rais' mom's. #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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walski69:
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This is actually kinda true ;-) RT @AbeVANmon: think #yorais united us all. |
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12:27 pm
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amanruzaini:
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wtf! hahaha. RT @tekong: Rais is so modern he thought Farmville is a spinoff of Pak Lam campaign 'Pertanian adalah perniagaan' #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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frostier:
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We will be having #yorais twitter,#fb n blogger gathering soon. Reason : u all monkeys gathered and we nab u all one time go. Senang kerja. |
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12:27 pm
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bmahendran:
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@netraKL join us in! #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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mmuurrllyy:
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Rais damn ancient, he meet Tun Mahathir's great grandfather in India!! #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @razlan: in #yorais, the light the heat, in #yorais i m complete, i see the doorway to a thousand... with apologies to Peter Gabriel |
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12:27 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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doctor said; "eyra, stop twitter-ing about #yorais! eat ur meds" :P |
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12:27 pm
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khaizz:
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RT @FoOie: Lai #yorais let's throw all of us on Twitter and Facebook in jail for seditious statements against you! :D http://bit.ly/6tHZA2 |
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12:27 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @jL: @theancharn #yorais should indeed be a topic for Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah, in more context than one! @NexusKhan @midnitelily |
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12:27 pm
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MrRollies:
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Rais Yatim Gegarkan Twitter http://azfarul.com/ #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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jun2ellen:
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had fun reading #yorais also ! i bet all your fans in the phils.are so excited to see u again! |
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12:27 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he saves documents by filing them in a cabinet #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais is so ancient, he's just begun Googling #yorais. |
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12:27 pm
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pualdidan:
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Rais is so stup .. HDD is a file compacter #yorais |
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12:27 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @soefira: Rais is so ancient #yorais still watching movies eating kuaci |
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12:27 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Who needs #1Malaysia when U have #yorais. @najibrazak u shud have come up with #yorais earlier what. Uniting Malaysians via internet. Ironic |
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12:27 pm
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ronshah:
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oohh!! #yorais has spoken again http://bit.ly/4PuJvg i bet he is just fueling his #yorais popularity. |
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12:27 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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RT @derrickveejay: #yorais is now the fourth trending topic. first malaysian minister to be more famous than the prime minister. |
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12:27 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @erichph RT @midnitelily: "Friends, Romans, countryman, lend me #yorais!" #fb |
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12:27 pm
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danielyc:
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RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:27 pm
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julianhopkins:
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is #yorais an example of twactivism? |
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12:27 pm
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Claudineng:
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Granny use to say: "Finish all #yorais on your plate, if not ur future husband is gonna have bad skin! :D |
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12:27 pm
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wfxyz:
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If #yorais felt irritated, try Eye-mo! |
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12:28 pm
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TheMaellen:
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He was at 3rd just now b4 dropped to 4th @derrickveejay: #yorais is now the fourth trending topic. |
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12:28 pm
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badtz_mark:
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#yorais is so old..his memory is black and white |
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12:28 pm
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tanyeehou:
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#yorais is so old that he uses a 2MB ram computer |
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12:28 pm
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ganee:
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kah kah kah! best one! RT @theancharn: Lol RT @NexusKhan: #yorais so old that when RTM speaks about him, they slot it in Sejarah Hari Ini |
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12:28 pm
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midnitelily:
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#yorais so ancient, he is Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah! @jL |
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12:28 pm
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pualdidan:
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Rais is so stup .. Thumb drive is thumps up while driving #yorais |
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12:28 pm
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ZareenaZolk:
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#yorais is so ancient that he uses kayu sugi to brush his teeth. |
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12:28 pm
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jenkinyat:
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#yorais is back to #5 being sandwiched between #Cadbury and #Kraft ..food saja tau..hurrr..makan lah #maggi |
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12:28 pm
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bmahendran:
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Rais is soo ancient, when people ask him which came first, the chicken or the egg, he replies ?I did?. #yorais |
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12:28 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Rais is even older.. He helped build Noah's Ark @rafairahman Rais is so old, the boat Columbus took was Rais' mom's. #yorais |
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12:28 pm
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erichph:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, he once went to National Library to find facebook. #yorais :P |
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12:28 pm
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tjunkie:
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RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:28 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais is still wearing togas |
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12:28 pm
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ismadi_idrus:
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RT @sivinkit: RT @truelovej: Malaysia made history with #yorais. The unity amongst tweeples are very much evident. http://yfrog.com/35z ... |
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12:28 pm
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conancat:
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For those who still doesn't know, #yorais is a great phenomenon on Twitter, uniting Malaysians beyond 1Malaysia campaign. Do a search now! |
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12:28 pm
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alletslexy:
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RT @kvseng: RT @Asohan: #yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:28 pm
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wordsmanifest:
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aku decline, bry. auwww RT @nohsalleh: #yorais dia ada add friend request kat Friendster @wordsmanifest tak? http://bit.ly/64Ljec |
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12:28 pm
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tannernagib:
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RT @natashanair: rais is so ancient he still uses a vcr to record his favourite tv shows #yorais |
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12:28 pm
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weiwei16:
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#yorais is at the 5th d lol |
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12:28 pm
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erichph:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais is soo ancient, when people ask him which came first, the chicken or the egg, he replies ?I did?. #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, the boat Columbus took was Rais' mom's. #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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avrilchan:
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Too good not to retweet! RT @AldoCCH: RT @jennihsurf: RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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zasishak:
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#yorais this is not lempeng, its pizza lah.. |
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12:29 pm
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peilynn22:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks the height of sophistication is being "driven" around in a beca #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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qver:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, he once went to National Library to find facebook. #yorais :P |
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12:29 pm
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mrkay2911:
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I wonder if Rais follow this #yorais :p |
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12:29 pm
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tshiunghan:
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#yorais is so old, he knew Benjamin Button as a fetus |
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12:29 pm
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YoukoKaulitz:
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... why is #yorais a TT ?? |
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12:29 pm
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akukelabu:
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When the first cells spilt, Rais told them to fuse back, coz it's western and evil! #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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jl:
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think #yorais united us all. /via @AbeVANmon <- Agreed. |
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12:29 pm
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tanjoolee:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais is soo ancient, when people ask him which came first, the chicken or the egg, he replies ?I did?. #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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danielyc:
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When I grow up, I don't want to be like #yorais .. #fb |
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12:29 pm
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litium:
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#yorais is so ancient that he's one of the people who built ziggurat! |
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12:29 pm
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ghimghim:
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u mean a two tone typewriter? =P RT @tanyeehou: #yorais is so old that he uses a 2MB ram computer |
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12:29 pm
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sfrawther:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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nazezz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, I find myself flipping thru history books to make jokes about him #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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nwck89:
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Yo @19thAlphabet, lets all sing #YORAIS ME UPPPPPPPP~ in class tomorrow. HAHA! |
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12:29 pm
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tjunkie:
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Ok no more #yorais for now or all my friends will block me for spam. :P |
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12:29 pm
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Aisehman:
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RT @peilynn22: Rais is so ancient, he thinks the height of sophistication is being "driven" around in a beca #yorais |
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12:29 pm
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, his first handphone was a takeaway cup. Large! #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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weilingwashere:
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LMAO! RT @bmahendran: Rais is soo ancient, when people ask him which came first, the chicken or the egg, he replies ?I did?. #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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SubaBat:
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Rais is so ancient, he started that fire in Brickfields while sending a smoke signal. #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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yoonkit:
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Haha. RT @sniiffit: My mum just shouted #yorais is getting cold and I laughed out loud. |
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12:30 pm
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hennwei:
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its gonna take a while for rais to reply, hes got to break out the hammer and chisel and that block of stone. #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot he only thinks a keyboard is actually a piano! #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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sweiswei:
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100% agree! RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:30 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais is so ancient, #yorais is going out of fashion. |
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12:30 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Rais is so ancient that he is there witnessing the downfall of the Mayans.#yorais |
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12:30 pm
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marshamaung:
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one more before i go. 'I get lost, in #yorais' sings Debbie Gibson. back later |
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12:30 pm
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alletslexy:
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#maggi ftw haha! RT @jenkinyat: #yorais is back to #5 being sandwiched between #Cadbury and #Kraft ..food saja tau..hurrr..makan lah #maggi |
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12:30 pm
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bumilangit:
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#yorais is the culture! RT @Asohan: #yorais strikes again RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:30 pm
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DonEvana:
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BAHA RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:30 pm
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sttraveller:
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Rais is so ancient, he tells Darth Vader "Aku bapa awak". #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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EjamOthman:
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bgtau @tv3malaysia kan kaki bodek yg super duper bagus....RT @mrkay2911: I wonder if Rais follow this #yorais :p |
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12:30 pm
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kzyorum:
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RT @sweiswei: 100% agree! RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has unit ... |
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12:30 pm
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vernonae:
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#yorais uses a hammer and chisel to send text messages? |
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12:30 pm
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k_afzal:
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RT @nohsalleh: #yorais dia ada add friend request kat Friendster @wordsmanifest tak? |
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12:30 pm
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kzyorum:
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RT @SubaBat: Rais is so ancient, he started that fire in Brickfields while sending a smoke signal. #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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mikecampton:
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RT @DonEvana: BAHA RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:30 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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hahaha RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, he once went to National Library to find facebook. #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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AbeVANmon:
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#yorais make history .so you can watch in Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah.20 years later. |
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12:30 pm
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tanyeehou:
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#yorais so stupid, his pen is brown RT @pualdidan: Rais is so stup .. Thumb drive is thumps up while driving #yorais |
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12:30 pm
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kzyorum:
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RT @youkokaulitz: ... why is #yorais a TT ?? |
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12:30 pm
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soefira:
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Rais so stupid he'll make #yorais water |
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12:31 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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#yorais is so old, he thinks Milli Vanilli is the greatest African-American act since Michael Jackson. |
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12:31 pm
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mikefoong:
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LOL RT @yoonkit Haha. RT @sniiffit: My mum just shouted #yorais is getting cold and I laughed out loud. |
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12:31 pm
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joey174:
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@bryanhoo well, i gotta admit that it's work..lolz..i did click and check out what is #yorais.. |
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12:31 pm
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WayneLiew:
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Some stats on #yorais, 3383 tweets and growing, FAST. @ujeantology tops the list of contributors. http://bit.ly/4qByt2 |
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12:31 pm
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sandeep_pinto:
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#yorais is so old that the flintstones were his neighbors |
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12:31 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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12:31 pm
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puvanan:
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RT: @bmahendran: Rais is soo ancient, when people ask him which came first, the chicken or the egg, he replies ?I did?. #yorais |
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12:31 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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Don't you guys wish there was a general election now :D #yorais |
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12:31 pm
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midnitelily:
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#yorais so ancient, he rode a mammoth to school |
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12:31 pm
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kzyorum:
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RT @alletslexy: #maggi ftw haha! RT @jenkinyat: #yorais is back to #5 being sandwiched between #Cadbury and #Kraft ..food saja tau..hurr ... |
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12:31 pm
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Cloco:
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#yorais should be singing "pants on the ground" and get laughed at by simon... |
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12:31 pm
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yauhui:
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Sokong! RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:31 pm
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MrRollies:
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RT @MrRollies Rais yatim Gegarkan Twitter | Azfarul {Dot} Com http://rt.nu/l0yahq #yorais |
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12:31 pm
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rosmiyatiarbi:
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im so late. just after googling #yorais then I know whats happening. LOL |
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12:31 pm
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tekong:
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GOOD ONE! - If #yorais felt irritated, try Eye-mo! (via @wfxyz) |
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12:33 pm
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ChowPong:
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I look into #yorais, u look into mine. We lock lips and kiss and there are tears in #yorais.. |
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12:33 pm
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alexwnl:
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Rais asks telco to go cultural http://tinyurl.com/y9ta5ea #yorais satu! |
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12:33 pm
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akukelabu:
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Scoffing at Hollywood movies, Rais says "When I was young, my ice age was wayyy worse than #yorais age." |
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12:33 pm
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Cloco:
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#yorais is so ancient he hooked up with his wife while ber-tenet! |
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12:33 pm
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tedbundyjr:
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watching dinosaur phenomena #yorais http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23yorais |
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12:33 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @peilynn22: Rais is so ancient, he thinks the height of sophistication is being "driven" around in a beca #yorais |
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12:33 pm
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feistyflo:
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@ganee #yorais started trending as a respond to what Rais said: http://bit.ly/6orsHc |
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12:33 pm
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lynxlee:
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"There have been cases of consumers using <Social Media> like Twitter to spread rumours and with speed, spread hatred among people." #yorais |
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12:33 pm
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AminAshaari:
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#yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:33 pm
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, Napoleon rented the famous battlehorse from him for a buck fifty. #yorais |
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12:33 pm
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khairulnz:
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#yorais is so old, he outlived his sekolah pondok. |
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12:33 pm
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chefboven:
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my staff is concern about protein till everyday is fish dishes for staff meal #yorais |
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12:33 pm
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limviona:
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Ja I'm Malaysian but I have no idea who #YoRais is, even after googling him. o.0 |
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12:33 pm
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ghostparticle:
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RT @sttraveller: Rais is so ancient, he tells Darth Vader "Aku bapa awak". #yorais |
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12:33 pm
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SamZzNg:
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RT @cloco: #yorais should be singing "pants on the ground" and get laughed at by simon... |
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12:33 pm
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synical:
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#yorais is blind... |
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12:33 pm
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princesskamen:
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why is every tweet i see today about #yorais |
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12:33 pm
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AtiqaAskan:
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@rosmiyatiarbi baruk realized juak! ahaha. #yorais |
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12:33 pm
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haslinaali:
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#yorais so old that his yearbook photo was taken by leonardo da vinci |
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12:33 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais so backward #yorais thought @LadyGaGa is a British royal |
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12:33 pm
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newtagdefs:
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#yorais http://cli.gs/rthuX : Stands for "Yo, Rais..." Refers to Rais Yatim, the current Malaysian Information, Communications, and Cultu.. |
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12:34 pm
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AminAshaari:
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Hahaha! RT @alexwnl: This #yorais thing is really hot right now on twitter. #yorais satu kurang ais kurang manis! |
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12:34 pm
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YoukoKaulitz:
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all these tweets are so funny lahh haha xD but i still dont get why #yorais is a TT :p |
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12:34 pm
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kacang:
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#yorais oh no.. what the hell of this? |
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12:34 pm
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, the Trojan Horse was his mobile home. #yorais |
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12:34 pm
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KeenyKeenz:
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RT @marshamaung a m'sian politician who says m'sians should not adopt WESTERN culture i.e. twitter and FB. - he sounds stupid haha #yorais |
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12:34 pm
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nescagraff:
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RT @donevana: BAHA RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:34 pm
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bryanhoo:
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what is #yorais ? http://bit.ly/8NaMcd |
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12:34 pm
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bmahendran:
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Rais is so old monkeys evolved from him. .. #yorais |
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12:34 pm
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SamZzNg:
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is there a school in his era? Dinosaur teaching? lol RT @midnitelily #yorais so ancient, he rode a mammoth to school |
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12:34 pm
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chiawenquek:
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and i finally know what #yorais is about lol! |
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12:34 pm
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midnitelily:
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#yorais is dropping - down to #5 http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours |
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12:34 pm
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AaronWoolala:
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ROFL laugh die me #yorais united us all @Sweiswei @danielkong |
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12:34 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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#yorais gave me something to talk about in the car with my dad. thank you, sir. i p'rais'e you for that. |
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12:34 pm
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alexwnl:
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Viral WIN RT@danielyc @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius!He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without eventrying. #yorais has united us all |
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12:34 pm
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SamZzNg:
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RT @soefira: Rais so backward #yorais thought @LadyGaGa is a British royal |
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12:34 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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they should totally incorporate #yorais in the 1malaysia program. look at how united we are! :p haha. |
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12:34 pm
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erichph:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old monkeys evolved from him. .. #yorais |
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12:34 pm
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bumilangit:
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#yorais adalah lebih merbahaya dari blackmetal |
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12:34 pm
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rosmiyatiarbi:
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@mnasihs stg about #yorais advicing msians not too be too immersed in twitter & fb. |
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12:34 pm
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bubbles182:
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Aarrggh! not again!! #yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/5hbwVG |
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12:35 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, Napoleon rented the famous battlehorse from him for a buck fifty. #yorais |
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12:35 pm
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zeffri:
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Aha the original 'western influence' RT @feistyflo: RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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12:35 pm
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karrotgold:
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#yorais why are you so stoop? |
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12:35 pm
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kacang:
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dmn! i still didnt get wha the h of this #yorais .. |
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12:35 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, the Trojan Horse was his mobile home. #yorais |
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12:35 pm
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SamZzNg:
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@limviona http://english.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=5017&extra=page%3D1 this is why #yorais is popular |
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12:35 pm
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jasontspat:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old monkeys evolved from him. .. #yorais |
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12:35 pm
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YoukoKaulitz:
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http://is.gd/6Av5a - lol haha ok now i get it , all this #yorais thingy |
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12:35 pm
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ghostparticle:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old monkeys evolved from him. .. #yorais |
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12:35 pm
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bmahendran:
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tweeted bout #yorais in the dark, now sakit kepala.. |
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12:35 pm
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chellelola:
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my internet connection crashed. #yorais effect? |
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12:35 pm
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Cloco:
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#yorais is so old he played the mummy in the movie the mummy... |
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12:35 pm
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ismadi_idrus:
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RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais - http://goo.gl/rc1H #yorais |
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12:35 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais still using the abacus |
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12:35 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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@YeanRosli haha lambat #yorais |
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12:35 pm
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TheMaellen:
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#yorais is now at 5th! how dissappointing! this shows 60% of Malaysians are currently watching Berita Jam 8 RTM :( |
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12:36 pm
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shiva_tina:
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@dailychilli i'm surprised you guys have not covered this yet.. #yorais |
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12:36 pm
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grantHoraceBull:
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Pine Bush, NY Weather data Time 03:00 , Temp 31.1, Hum 52 ,Winds 4.9, Direction WNW #yorais |
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12:36 pm
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jenkinyat:
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ok time to eat my rice..Sis said, "#yorais?" |
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12:36 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais is so ancient #yorais still using the abacus |
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12:36 pm
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bforbrian:
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RT @avrilchan: RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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12:36 pm
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monyettalk:
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Ohmygod you guiseee, my twitter dashboard is totally dominated by #yorais. I'm having stiches in my tummy. |
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12:36 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @TheMaellen: #yorais is now at 5th! how dissappointing! this shows 60% of Malaysians are currently watching Berita Jam 8 RTM :( |
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12:36 pm
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Cloco:
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#yorais is so old he IS the missing link |
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12:36 pm
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baldwinchua:
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#yorais is so 'terror' he made Twitter went over-capacity...seriously! |
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12:36 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @ChowPong: I look into #yorais, u look into mine. We lock lips and kiss and there are tears in #yorais.. |
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12:36 pm
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was around before Samy Vellu was in power. Well, maybe not. #yorais |
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12:36 pm
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_naim:
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http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais #yorais |
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12:36 pm
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menj:
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Rais is so old, he held Zeus' trident before he did #yorais |
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12:36 pm
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Asohan:
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RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so ancient, he thinks cordless phone is WiFi |
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12:36 pm
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thezerohour:
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RAIS is so old, his father is MJs monkey, bubbles! #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais is so ancient, he drank from the wrong holy grail and nothing happened |
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12:37 pm
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eugenechee:
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#yorais !!!!!!!!! |
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12:37 pm
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bumilangit:
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Rais against the machine #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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LynnDhia:
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RT @conancat: For those who stil dont knw, #yorais is a great phenomenon on Twitter, uniting M'sians byond 1M'sia campaign. Do a search now! |
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12:37 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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#yorais is so ancient, that he thought the 'potong' w1max ad was really about circumcision. |
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12:37 pm
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luc_sohow:
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Jumping on the #yorais bandwagon. I think it was Kylie Minouge who sang "Its in #yorais" wasn't it? |
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12:37 pm
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timothyteoh:
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RT @Cloco: #yorais is so old he IS the missing link |
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12:37 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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The 11th commandment :cThou shall not provoke Twitter #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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thezerohour:
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RT @rafairahman: Rais is so old, the Trojan Horse was his mobile home. #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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LynnDhia:
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LOLOL RT @feistyflo: RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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Hiphog:
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#yorais is more interesting than So you think you can dance. I am back! |
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12:37 pm
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asifmumtazkhan:
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HAHAHA #yorais is so ancient, he wrote mail-letter to Dell to buy a computer /via @NileshBabu |
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12:37 pm
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pinksterz:
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just opened my twitter for today and my homepage is filled with #yorais joke HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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12:37 pm
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surinR:
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rais is so ignorant, he thinks Prince -singer is actually royalty #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais is thinking tweets are only sounds bird makes |
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12:37 pm
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ykgoon:
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RT @bmahendran: Rais is so old monkeys evolved from him. .. #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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nissae:
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Hahaha! Ok this aint helping my dizziness. RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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eugenechee:
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malas layan nak #yorais ... play my deeeeesevenhundred better.... |
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12:37 pm
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nileshbabu:
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#yorais is so out-dated - he goes to Yahoo to search for Google! |
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12:37 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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@Phuttz but #yorais is so old he can't even see his wife! |
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12:37 pm
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Syd_P:
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#yorais this is the new generation, the present.. |
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12:37 pm
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reneetay:
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LMAO! RT @taniasafuan: #yorais is so old, time decided to benjamin-button him. twice. |
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12:37 pm
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YoukoKaulitz:
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http://is.gd/6Avyd - the reason behind #yorais =.=' |
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12:37 pm
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Asohan:
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Now that's old ;) RT @yoonkit Rais Yatim is so ancient he was around before Samy Vellu was in power. Well, maybe not. #yorais |
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12:37 pm
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, he was the first cotton picker before the Africans arrived America. #yorais |
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12:38 pm
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shahrulazlan:
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http://twitpic.com/yscg5 - Yum yum nice chicken chop photo for #yorais only |
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12:38 pm
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tekong:
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Agree! RT @danielkong: Rais Yatim is a genius! He embodied the 1Malaysia vision without even trying. #yorais has united us all (via @yauhui) |
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12:38 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @ peilynn22
Rais is so ancient, he thinks the height of sophistication is being "driven" around in a beca #yorais |
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12:39 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais is fighting for Tanah Malaya against the Jap invaders |
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12:40 pm
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Cloco:
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#yorais to the top? |
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12:40 pm
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limviona:
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Why #YoRais is a TT now. http://bit.ly/6VmbhP |
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12:40 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @wfxyz: Time to eat some fried rice, you go eat #yorais and stop tweeting! |
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12:40 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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RT @thezerohour: HAHAH! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:40 pm
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jl:
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@limviona Here: what is #yorais ? http://bit.ly/8NaMcd /via @bryanhoo |
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12:40 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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#yorais is so ancient, that the first time he heard of twitter he actually thought it was a bird messenger. |
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12:40 pm
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paullmf:
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RT @ShaolinTiger: Ya y finally!RT @lokgotz: http://twitpic.com/ys1mb- I can't believe #yorais is trending!!! Screen shot for good measure... |
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12:40 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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wow. he did it again. well done, #yorais. RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/5hbwVG |
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12:40 pm
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vicjamm:
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#yorais RT @tm_insider Rais: Strategi ?Malaysia Sederhana? DAP tidak gugat BN: KUALA LUMPUR, Jan 19 http://bit.ly/7YPC4g |
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12:40 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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@Asohan no his first disco joint was sodom :p #yorais |
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12:40 pm
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Hiphog:
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Never ever say #yorais is big when your wife asks for the truth. |
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12:40 pm
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PintaGuinness:
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http://twicsy.com/tag/yorais Yorais is now a trending twitter pic image topic on twicsy #yorais |
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12:40 pm
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ephreisonean:
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@PueLLalalalala LOL. something Malaysian finally trends. lulz. I never thought this day would come. haha #yorais |
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12:40 pm
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TheMaellen:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks Michael Lai of P1 is now working as Tok Mudim (Potong Potong Potong) #yorais |
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12:40 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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are #yorais blurry from reading all the tweets? |
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12:40 pm
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zeffri:
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LOL 2ble checks AltaVista too RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so out-dated - he goes to Yahoo to search for Google! |
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12:40 pm
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mentalmarketer:
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RT @peteteo: #yorais is a perfect demonstration of the current zeitgeist, Mr. Minister. http://myloc.me/317p4 #GoogleCN #censorship |
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12:41 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais is so ancient, that the first time he heard of twitter he actually thought it was a bird messenger. |
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12:41 pm
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kakeman:
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Having Rais Yatim as the Malaysian Information, Communications & Culture Minister is the biggest joke of all time. #yorais, shame on you! |
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12:41 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot he thought memory was something that you lost with age #yorais |
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12:41 pm
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hennwei:
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RT @thezerohour: HAHAH! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:41 pm
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mrkay2911:
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Rais kata jgn main facebook. tapi RTM ada iklan Facebook "1Malaysia" yg lebih promote facebook dari 1Malaysia. Ironi gila! #yorais |
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12:41 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @thezerohour: HAHAH! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:41 pm
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rambutan93:
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RT @IMMJN RT @bumilangit: Rais against the machine #yorais HELL YES! |
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12:41 pm
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Nussknackerin:
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NUTflash
Great passion comes from very secular endurance.
#personalbranding
#socialmedia
#yorais |
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12:41 pm
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jasontspat:
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Rais is so old that he thought that 'twitter' is the new kinda ride to school. mounting dinosaurs. #yorais |
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12:41 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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William Hung became famous in Amerian Idol for a reason, now lets discuss the similarity of that situation with Rais #yorais |
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12:41 pm
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midnitelily:
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See Malaysia bring #yorais to the world http://trendsmap.com/topic/%23yorais |
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12:41 pm
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thezerohour:
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RAIS wont be able to read all this. he doesnt even know how to turn on a computer! #yorais |
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12:41 pm
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mzulkifli:
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#yorais ... No I can't lah. Boo me!!! |
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12:41 pm
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pandamerv:
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Whoa, i think #yorais just made top 5 trending topics right now. |
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12:42 pm
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tanyeehou:
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#yorais so old that he reminded his children to use a French cap |
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12:42 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Rais Yatim needs this (http://bit.ly/5hbwVG) to maintain #yorais on TT. |
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12:42 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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#yorais is so ancient that he thinks computer cookies are really computer-shaped COOKIES! |
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12:42 pm
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therealsimaaron:
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RT @RockeRina: @kuahjenhan i know right? step aside, samy... #yorais is the new joke in town! -> 2010's new icon |
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12:42 pm
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bryanhoo:
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RT @jL: @limviona Here: what is #yorais ? http://bit.ly/8NaMcd |
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12:42 pm
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baldwinchua:
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RT @wordsmanifest: RT @thezerohour: HAHAH! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:42 pm
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cerventus:
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rt @tekong: I respect elderly, but don't honor stupidity #yorais |
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12:42 pm
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TheMaellen:
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Should've replace RATM Christmas No.1 ! RT @bumilangit: Rais against the machine #yorais HELL YES! |
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12:42 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais is still taking Vykmin supplement |
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12:42 pm
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ChowPong:
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Thx #yorais, done wth u.. Going home, and do some good for the world now. |
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12:42 pm
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mrkay2911:
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dah commit semua code. mahu pulang ke rumah. perut lapar. takkan kenyang kalau layan #yorais :p |
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12:42 pm
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais Kraft #IhaveAdream |
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12:42 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @altimet: He so anciient his short message service is a gang of pigeons.#yorais |
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12:42 pm
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akukelabu:
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@GypsyQue3n mine is.... how about #yorais? |
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12:42 pm
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suanie:
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#yorais is so ancient, he bought Friendster for millions of $$$ in late 2009! no wait, that was MOL ... :P |
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12:42 pm
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reiko67:
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I ask my 16months old son "Please finish #yorais before you go chase cats" just now. |
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12:42 pm
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sasararah:
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wooooooaaahhh #yorais is in the trending topic .. =O |
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12:42 pm
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wanhasliza:
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RT @mzulkifli: #yorais ... No I can't lah. Boo me!!! |
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12:42 pm
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tekong:
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This is maybe proof that Rais already spin #yorais for a good cause http://is.gd/6Awy5 |
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12:43 pm
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cerventus:
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rt @ben_israel: #yorais proves 2 things. (1) You can't create viral, not like this. (2) there's so many M'sians on Twitter! |
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12:43 pm
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eklern:
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aiks.. #yorais is back to 5th ? |
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12:43 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@farafauzi yeah sure! it's all about #yorais. HAHAHA |
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12:43 pm
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arivindabraham:
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@mashable you guys gotta check out the whole #yorais trending topic and why that is! |
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12:43 pm
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ElijahN:
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RT @gerard_lim: Story for @bbcworld RT @janet7gc: RT @spinzer #yorais ? A Malaysian-made Twitter Trending Topic Story http://bit.ly/8xY1Db |
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12:43 pm
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timothyteoh:
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RT @nileshbabu: RT @thezerohour: HAHAH! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:43 pm
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truelovej:
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Myeyes are blinded by #yorais |
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12:43 pm
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aliffz:
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RT @indifference29: old drink, new name - rAis milo dinasaur #yorais |
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12:43 pm
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menj:
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Rais is so old he thinks a browser is someone who shops at the mall #yorais |
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12:43 pm
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erichph:
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RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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12:43 pm
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ElijahN:
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Really, #yorais is such an awesome trend ;P |
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12:43 pm
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JustinNeMo:
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#yorais seeks mental stimulation from telcos! RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:43 pm
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bryanhoo:
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Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais @ http://bit.ly/8NaMcd #yorais |
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12:43 pm
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xniquet:
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Rais Yatim is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard. #yorais |
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12:43 pm
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nileshbabu:
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#yorais is so ancient, Flintstones is based on his life |
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12:43 pm
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yoonkit:
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All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:43 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais still think Central Market is a pasar |
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12:43 pm
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sasararah:
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#yorais even made it to the top 5 list of the trending topic .. double triple woooaahhh =OO |
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12:43 pm
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azwandi:
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tweeting for the sake of #yorais |
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12:44 pm
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ElijahN:
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RT @Asohan: Hear hear! RT @danielngsh CLAP RT @victorliew Everyone give @bongkersz a *clap* for creating #yorais . Better still follow h ... |
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12:44 pm
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midnitelily:
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@sourrain hahah.. ppl seem to like mine: "Friends, Romans, countryman, lend me #yorais!" |
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12:44 pm
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scheekeong:
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Rais Yatim better be worried if #yorais tweeple are his voters |
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12:44 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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RT @arivindabraham: @mashable you guys gotta check out the whole #yorais trending topic and why that is! |
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12:44 pm
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akukelabu:
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RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:44 pm
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umapagan:
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#yorais is so old, he had to pick up his first car and use his feet... #fredflintstone |
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12:44 pm
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conancat:
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#yorais will probably figure out how to read all these tweets today 40 years later. |
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12:44 pm
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spinzer:
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*bows* RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:44 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais is so ancient #yorais still think Central Market is a pasar |
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12:44 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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RT @ElijahN: Really, #yorais is such an awesome trend ;P |
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12:44 pm
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tanyeehou:
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I suspect #yorais might cause a fail-whale. I'm getting a message 'API limit reached' |
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12:44 pm
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jfkjohan:
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#yorais hahaha RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/5hbwVG |
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12:44 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @tekong This is maybe proof that Rais already spin #yorais for a good cause http://is.gd/6Awy5 |
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12:44 pm
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weiwei16:
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RT @timothyteoh: RT @nileshbabu: RT @thezerohour: HAHAH! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:44 pm
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bieblikeshit:
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Ada apa dgn #yorais? Rais is so ancient until he can bleed gold like midas. Maybe midas brother |
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12:45 pm
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umapagan:
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Heck, #yorais is so old, he still calls cars "automobiles"... |
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12:45 pm
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ckgord:
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OK #MACHA, #yorais is slowing down a bit. |
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12:45 pm
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menj:
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LOL I have enough of #yorais for now. Thanks for the fun! |
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12:45 pm
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deliciatan:
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Wah lau @billyteoyh has competition RT @mikefoong: For #yorais only |
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12:45 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:45 pm
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surinR:
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he thinks phelgm is spelled flame #yorais |
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12:45 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Hope @NajibRazak sees this. BN shud be worried. RT @scheekeong Rais Yatim better be worried if #yorais tweeple are his voters |
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12:45 pm
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Isabellmiao:
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#yorais some more la.. later you all kena ISA then you know.. |
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12:45 pm
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TheMaellen:
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I need Hiro Nakamura's help to find #yorais |
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12:45 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Ok so #yorais is trending. Hm, seriously. I don't quite agree with him but let's not make fun of him. This just kinda shows that what he |
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12:45 pm
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kakeman:
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Having Rais Yatim said something regarding internet is so entertaining. @Najib should appoint him as Entertainment Minister. #yorais |
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12:45 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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#yorais still uses dial-up connections. he's just jealous because we're on broadband. and he blames it on the west! shhh. don't tell anyone! |
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12:45 pm
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tekong:
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I want to take a shortnap but brains working hard to crack jokes for #yorais -_- |
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12:45 pm
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feistyflo:
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@ganee Yup, #yorais is quite an ignoramus! |
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12:45 pm
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ephreisonean:
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I'm gonna go watch Big Bang Theory now before Tumblr spoils it for me. #nowplaying and #yorais - to keep the trend alive. haha |
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12:45 pm
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soefira:
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aiyo my brain tired thinking up #yorais jokes. |
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12:45 pm
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xniquet:
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Rais Yatim is so old, he farts dust and pee's rust. #yorais |
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12:45 pm
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janeyie:
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wtf is #yorais?! |
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12:45 pm
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MarllynnZ:
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#nowplaying drive myself crazy!! wo0okeyy [offline] n0w.. #yorais!! ^^ |
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12:45 pm
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thezerohour:
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RAIS is so old , hes never heard of the word 'FUCK'! #yorais |
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12:46 pm
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rambutan93:
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RT @bryanhoo Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais @ http://bit.ly/8NaMcd #yorais #fb |
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12:46 pm
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ghimghim:
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RT @timothyteoh: RT @nileshbabu: RT @thezerohour: HAHAH! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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12:46 pm
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chellelola:
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omg u almost made me choke on MaiRais RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:46 pm
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eddyhan:
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careful with all the twits, the government might kick #yorais... |
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12:46 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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POST already: http://babyeyra.blogspot.com/2010/01/rais-yatim-such-ancient-folk-tales.html #yorais |
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12:46 pm
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jsadiq:
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He was! From 1974. Samy 1979. RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient he was around before Samy Vellu was in power. Well, maybe not. #yorais |
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12:46 pm
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Asohan:
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A winner is you! RT @yoonkit All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:46 pm
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eugenechee:
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@AaronWoolala @jenkinyat lan 9 #yorais |
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12:46 pm
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Hiphog:
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Join @suanie on OBC bring a friend day to whip #yorais into shape. |
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12:46 pm
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SamZzNg:
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RT @arivindabraham: @mashable you guys gotta check out the whole #yorais trending topic and why that is! |
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12:46 pm
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soefira:
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my eyes eying my food #yorais hv to wait for now |
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12:46 pm
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bumilangit:
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@AnwarIbrahim pop culture baru, periksa #yorais |
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12:46 pm
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tanyeehou:
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Robbers said to Kedah farmer. "gimme all #yorais mofo" |
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12:46 pm
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erichph:
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RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais still uses dial-up connections. he's just jealous because we're on broadband. and he blames it on the west! sh ... |
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12:46 pm
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erichph:
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RT @TheMaellen: I need Hiro Nakamura's help to find #yorais |
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12:46 pm
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asifmumtazkhan:
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Rais is so old that he thinks Twitter is a bird's name. #yorais |
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12:46 pm
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miri085:
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after hundreds if not thousands of #yorais i still the think the bit about century egg and rais being fertile is the funniest :D |
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12:46 pm
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mdshaani:
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#yorais time 2 ? After medium wave, short wave also gone RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:46 pm
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marinemonkee:
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Is this #yorais... (_x_) ? |
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12:46 pm
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thezerohour:
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ISA cannot put us all in la...RT @Isabellmiao: #yorais some more la.. later you all kena ISA then you know.. |
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12:46 pm
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erichph:
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RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:46 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is so old he's seen peace in the middle east. Except back then there only used to be one continent in the world. |
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12:46 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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Ok. I'm out of ideas for #yorais. Waiting for Glee's premiere on Star World. Let's see why it won the Golden Globes, shall we? |
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12:46 pm
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sasararah:
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@amirul_irfan HAHAHAHAHAH you just told the whole world !! http://bit.ly/6JlXa6 #yorais :p |
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12:46 pm
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5forty2:
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#yorais is so ancient, we'll found his name tag during excavation. |
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12:47 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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When I look into #yorais I can see a love restrained But darlin' when I hold you
don't you know i feel the same? - Guns N Roses LOL! |
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12:47 pm
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midnitelily:
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#yorais so far 3,648 tweets with 724 contributors in 5 hours! http://wthashtag.com/Yorais |
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12:47 pm
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AliaLiao:
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says is true. C'mon, he's old, just respect whatev he says. Let him be. But it's kinda cool that #yorais is trending. Haha. |
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12:47 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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RT @eddyhan careful with all the twits, the government might kick #yorais... |
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12:47 pm
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wernshen:
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I wonder if a neighboring country might kick up a fuss and claim #yorais as their own. Hahaha!!! |
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12:47 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:47 pm
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scheekeong:
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For the sake of our foreign friends intrigued by #yorais, go here: http://goo.gl/QiQj |
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12:47 pm
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mcwaiyee:
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Rais Yatim clearly doesn't know the power of the hashtag. #yorais poor thing. |
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12:47 pm
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ibanese_aldric:
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Rais Yatim leading a Government U-Turn in policy? What happened to "Sayang IT... Guna IT..." That's why Che Det made the song... A-#yorais |
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12:47 pm
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kakeman:
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Having Rais Yatim said something regarding internet is so entertaining. @NajibRazak should appoint him as Entertainment Minister. #yorais |
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12:47 pm
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xopy:
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#yorais? |
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12:47 pm
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais #ihaveadream Kraft |
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12:47 pm
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derrickveejay:
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Cadbury took over #yorais. |
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12:48 pm
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andcorps:
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Waahahhah..the #yorais thang got me LOL like mad... |
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12:48 pm
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midnitelily:
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ROTFL! @marinemonkee Is this #yorais... (_x_) ? |
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12:48 pm
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Hiphog:
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#yorais will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
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12:48 pm
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EGlue:
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#ihaveadream that one day twitter will let me block out stupid trending topics like #yorais & #arealwifey |
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12:48 pm
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eklern:
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Nadia is notty. i like tht . haaha RT @NadiaFly #yorais is so old he was @phatfabes 's classmate in primary school!!! Ps- sort fabes hehehe |
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12:48 pm
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thezerohour:
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GOOD ONE!! LMFAO! RT @tanyeehou: Robbers said to Kedah farmer. "gimme all #yorais mofo" |
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12:48 pm
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hminchan:
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#yorais is so old, he thinks having a mouse on his desk is a rodent problem |
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12:48 pm
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marinemonkee:
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RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:48 pm
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tanyeehou:
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28.8k mind you RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais still uses dialup. he's jealous bcz we're on broadband. and he blames it on the west! shhh. <.....> |
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12:48 pm
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chrisoro:
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#yorais and and other vegetables can give you indigestion though, if taken in large quantities |
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12:48 pm
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jytanx:
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WTF~ Login in twitter and saw the whole 3 pages flooded with this lame thing called #yorais. |
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12:48 pm
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jl:
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RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:49 pm
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, he holds the world record for long-service awards #yorais |
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12:49 pm
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soefira:
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aiyo tmrw how la #yorais can hide his eyes from all this media heckling? |
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12:49 pm
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bmahendran:
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going off to dinner.... hours spent at #yorais tweet! oh my. |
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12:49 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: #yorais and and other vegetables can give you indigestion though, if taken in large quantities |
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12:49 pm
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tekong:
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If next election Rais still rules, he commands every twitteratis to registered under Netizen Act #yorais |
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12:49 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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I sked we all got ISA-ed koz of dis #yorais |
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12:49 pm
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JustinNeMo:
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#yorais, this is 1Malaysia, #yorais just started a 1Malaysia Tweeter cause! |
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12:49 pm
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zeffri:
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Aha luv it RT @Asohan: A winner is you! RT @yoonkit All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:49 pm
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altimet:
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He so ancient he watched Mad Men and thought it was set in present day New York. #yorais |
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12:49 pm
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victorliew:
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RT @scheekeong: For the sake of our foreign friends intrigued by #yorais, go here: http://goo.gl/QiQj |
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12:49 pm
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nileshbabu:
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@spinzer no worries bro! #yorais #macha |
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12:49 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @hminchan: #yorais is so old, he thinks having a mouse on his desk is a rodent problem |
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12:49 pm
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vforval:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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12:49 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Fuck. #yorais made my jaw sore from all the laughing. Its time to have a rest. Its the best we can do Malaysians, 3rd in TT. Kudos! |
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12:49 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @Hiphog: #yorais will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
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12:49 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he holds the world record for long-service awards #yorais |
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12:49 pm
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kBoey:
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aahhahahaa cute! RT @lokgotz: RT @eevon: smoke gets in #yorais sssssssssss |
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12:49 pm
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chrisoro:
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One for the money and the... free rides, two for the lies that you.... deny #yorais... #yorais... |
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12:49 pm
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thezerohour:
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RAIS is so old, hes seen puteri gunung ledang mandi air sungai! #yorais |
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12:49 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is so old 1malaysia was called the 1pangaea campaign when he was running it. |
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12:50 pm
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erichph:
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RT @shanonshah: Rais is so ancient he once asked Socrates, "Kenapa you ni suka tanya banyak soalan?" #yorais |
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12:50 pm
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kuncoro:
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TT #yorais itu pelajaran buat menteri penerangan yang hanya suka mencari alasan membenarkan perilaku pemerintah, memiliki ide sensor, dll. |
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12:50 pm
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jytanx:
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He recently advised Msians to not be immersed in the "western culture" that is FB and Twitter. NO WONDER LA! Kena zha kau kau #yorais |
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12:50 pm
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nissae:
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I hope it makes e news here ;) RT @wernshen: I wonder if a neighboring country might kick up a fuss and claim #yorais as their own. Hahaha!! |
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12:50 pm
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jl:
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@janeyie what is #yorais ? http://bit.ly/8NaMcd /via @bryanhoo |
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12:50 pm
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Setsuna_san:
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Rais is so ancient that he thinks PS means play sex #yorais |
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12:50 pm
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yoonkit:
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Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:50 pm
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Hiphog:
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@chellelola So you think #yorais gonna scold still now? Come educate me on the budaya kuning thing. |
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12:50 pm
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Aisehman:
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All #yorais, all #yorais, all #yorais are belong to us ... |
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12:50 pm
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foocheehoe:
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Searched Twitter for #yorais: http://tinyurl.com/yljthnw - Rais Yatim is now hot tweet topic!! He must be proud |
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12:50 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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your question makes you just as ancient as #yourais @Irwandotbiz I sked we all got ISA-ed koz of dis #yorais |
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12:50 pm
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erichph:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he holds the world record for long-service awards #yorais |
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12:50 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot when people talked about 3-inch floppy, he thought it was profanity #yorais |
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12:50 pm
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nileshbabu:
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#yorais is so ancient, when he visits netscape - netscape suggest him to upgrade his Netscape Navigator 3.0 gold FireFox |
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12:50 pm
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vicjamm:
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as #yorais falls down the trending topic, take it easy Rais, you unite Malaysia, today 19th January 2010. |
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12:50 pm
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vernonae:
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is re-discovering the power of a tweet (history lesson) because of #yorais. |
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12:51 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Oh, I meant to say, "he's older than most of us, just respect whatever he says." Sorry. Take note, take note. #yorais |
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12:51 pm
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sasararah:
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@amirul_irfan its funny how #yorais became such a trending topic ! me ? not even at the top 10 list ! hahahahahahah ..he should see this |
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12:51 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @Hiphog: @chellelola So you think #yorais gonna scold still now? Come educate me on the budaya kuning thing. |
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12:51 pm
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thezerohour:
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LMFAO! RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:51 pm
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felixchu:
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Now #yorais can talk becos he is trending :) RT @tm_insider: Rais: Strategi ?Malaysia Sederhana? DAP tidak gugat BN http://bit.ly/7YPC4g |
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12:51 pm
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WickedDomme57:
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Why do you think #yorais is -6 important? See why |
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12:51 pm
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tekong:
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Whichever parties want to win in the next election, just don't piss the Twitteratis. This is our AUTHOROTAA! #yorais |
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12:51 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so ancient, when he visits netscape - netscape suggest him to upgrade his Netscape Navigator 3.0 gold FireFox |
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12:51 pm
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chrisoro:
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eat #yorais pudding and yo' likely to get indigestion |
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12:51 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: One for the money and the... free rides, two for the lies that you.... deny #yorais... #yorais... |
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12:51 pm
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SamZzNg:
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Rais Yatim is so old that His greatgrandchildren lives in the Paleolitic Era. #yorais My last joke. Buhbye peoples. |
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12:51 pm
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sandeechew:
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@crazeemunky you must be a kid a candy store w/ this new #yorais trending topic/hashtag. |
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12:51 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: aiyo tmrw how la #yorais can hide his eyes from all this media heckling? |
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12:51 pm
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais #IhaveAdream Shorty Award |
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12:51 pm
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loopsinner:
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"Your future," tells a fortune teller to a Malaysian Minister of Information, Communications and Culture, "is North Korea." #yorais |
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12:51 pm
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joelhathaway:
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#yorais is so old 1malaysia was called the 1pangaea campaign when he was running it. (via @Qishin) haha |
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12:51 pm
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moemasri:
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Feel like making a #yorais "cakap orang puteh" remix. Malaysian rappers sapa nak masuk??!!! Ha ha ha |
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12:52 pm
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sasararah:
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#yorais should be thankful tha social media made him even more famous . |
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12:52 pm
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Hiphog:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:52 pm
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rafairahman:
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Rais is so old, that if he dies tomorrow God will turn to his angels and say "DAMN! That took a while, dinnit?!" #yorais |
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12:52 pm
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tekong:
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Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" (via @yoonkit) |
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12:52 pm
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casepicker:
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RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so ancient, when he visits netscape - netscape suggest him to upgrade his Netscape Navigator 3.0 gold FireFox |
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12:52 pm
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soefira:
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tmrw Baskin Robbins will hv new #yorais cream flavour |
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12:52 pm
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wfxyz:
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LOL! RT @chrisoro: One for the money and the... free rides, two for the lies that you.... deny #yorais... #yorais... |
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12:52 pm
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Asohan:
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Alamak, my sides hurt ;) RT @yoonkit Tmrw, someone at his ministry shd compile report of this phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:52 pm
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psabeyr:
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sud entrtainment ministr need to knw n practice like this hell like syndrome..#yorais.http://bit.ly/8o9C8g |
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12:52 pm
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electronicfly:
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wah, #yorais still going strong. |
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12:52 pm
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surinR:
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He thinks a geenhouse is house thats green colour #yorais |
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12:52 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: eat #yorais pudding and yo' likely to get indigestion |
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12:52 pm
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azrulh:
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Rais is so ancient he still think Nurherman Majid is our #1 hurdler #yorais |
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12:52 pm
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TheMaellen:
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Rais is so ancient, he tried to stick 5.25inch floppy disk into a USB port #yorais |
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12:52 pm
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sasararah:
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#yorais is even more trending than the #goldenglobes . woooaahhh .. =O |
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12:52 pm
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IreneJY:
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RT @scheekeong: For the sake of our foreign friends intrigued by #yoRais, go here: http://bit.ly/51UEDr ...haha! |
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12:52 pm
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jellyjane:
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#yorais YOU ARE STUPID LAH I TELL YOU. YOU PHAIL |
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12:52 pm
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sttraveller:
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Rais is so ancient, he was the first one @ Dataran Merdeka the day Tunku Abdul Rahman declared independence in 1957. #yorais |
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12:52 pm
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wedidthese:
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RT @midnitelily: RT @Hiphog: #yorais will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. |
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12:53 pm
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botakai:
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why is every1 twitting #yorais ??? im blur what is this |
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12:53 pm
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roflina:
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Rais so ancient he still considers the brick cell phone as portable. #yorais |
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12:53 pm
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Asohan:
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If they haven't already RT @cookiemie all ministers on twitter should start fake accounts to participate in the #yorais trending topic |
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12:53 pm
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AliaLiao:
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ROFLMAO! RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:53 pm
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psabeyr:
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..puddin ..indigestion..huh..#yorais |
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12:53 pm
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gerard_lim:
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Najib need to remove this guy. Embarassing! #yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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12:53 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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#yorais is so ancient that he thought LOL stood for "Lawak Oh Lawak" |
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12:53 pm
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SuperAT:
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#yorais , why today never go online? ): Bahahaha. |
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12:53 pm
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jennihsurf:
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Smokes gets in #yorais wtf |
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12:53 pm
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PINKPheng:
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ROFL at all the #yorais ... |
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12:53 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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Am i? :( RT: @amuse_gueule: your question makes you just as ancient as #yourais @Irwandotbiz I sked we all got ISA-ed koz of dis #yorais |
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12:53 pm
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soefira:
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When Rais goes overseas next, ppl will holler, #yorais ! dude ur famous! |
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12:53 pm
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yusnizam:
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RT @jfkjohan: #yorais hahaha RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/5hbwVG |
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12:53 pm
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easoncheah:
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#yorais I feel sorry for you being so ancient and has no control over hashtags...wanna introduce a new cyberlaw on hashtags sir? |
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12:54 pm
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, when he SMSes, he can never stay within the character limit #yorais |
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12:54 pm
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wedidthese:
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RT @jl: RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:54 pm
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surinR:
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He thinks Global warming is when its in the afternoon #yorais |
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12:54 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Unfortunately, Rais Yatim is not an aberration in Najib's cabinet. He's the norm. That's why Malaysia is facing these problems. #yorais |
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12:54 pm
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hariadhi:
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#yorais apaan si? |
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12:54 pm
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xescx:
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Hahahhahaha RT @tanyeehou: Robbers said to Kedah farmer. "gimme all #yorais mofo" |
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12:54 pm
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syakiela:
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@azrillunatic #yorais pnya psal kot. tu yg lembab |
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12:54 pm
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midnitelily:
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#yorais doesn't know how to use #yobrain to understand the interwebs |
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12:54 pm
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suanie:
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Then we die? :P RT @yoonkit: 2morrow, some1 @ his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon & stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:54 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: When Rais goes overseas next, ppl will holler, #yorais ! dude ur famous! |
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12:54 pm
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weilingwashere:
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#yorais said what he said because to him IT means informasi takde |
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12:54 pm
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azrulh:
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Rais is so ancient he still think we use sandbags in high jump #yorais |
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12:54 pm
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maidilm:
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demm tak larat dah nak follow #yorais .. gile happening! |
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12:54 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @yoonkit Tmrw, someone at his ministry shd compile report of this phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" #fb |
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12:54 pm
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais is so old, he thinks being gay means being happy |
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12:54 pm
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erichph:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient Conan called him the Barbarian #yorais |
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12:54 pm
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altimet:
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RT @ZainHD: The last time #yorais saw MJ, he was black. RIP. Hee heee, shamone! |
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12:54 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @surinR: He thinks Global warming is when its in the afternoon #yorais |
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12:54 pm
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erichph:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours. :) #yorais |
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12:55 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais is so ancient that he thought LOL stood for "Lawak Oh Lawak" |
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12:55 pm
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akukelabu:
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wonder if media is gonna report all these #yorais or not. |
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12:55 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @Asohan: If they haven't already RT @cookiemie all ministers on twitter should start fake accounts to participate in the #yorais tren ... |
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12:55 pm
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TheMaellen:
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spend almost 2 hours with #yorais . gonna have a lunch with ali & deen. Keep on #yourais -ing fellas! |
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12:55 pm
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tekong:
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Kylie Minogue can perform in Malaysia, but forbidden to sing her song 'In #yorais' http://is.gd/6AyZF |
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12:55 pm
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ansonlos:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks d Missionary position is a type of praying position. #yorais |
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12:55 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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RT @azmibinanuar: RT @yoonkit Tmrw, someone at his ministry shd compile report of this phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" #fb |
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12:55 pm
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azrulh:
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When he becomes a judge, he'll make the courtroom attendant say, "#yorais" when he enters the courtroom |
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12:55 pm
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5forty2:
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some country have living legend, we have #yorais a living history. |
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12:55 pm
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KonWL:
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RT@paultantk: RT @cherngli: RT: @liquorlicker: #yorais so old he was Jesus' classmate. Wait. Oh yea I can say Jesus, just not the A word. |
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12:55 pm
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daltonrussell:
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#yorais Rais is so old, plate tectonics breaks out to disown his steps. |
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12:55 pm
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Cloco:
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#yorais is so old, I ordered it last year and still haven't gotten it. |
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12:55 pm
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gerard_lim:
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Ha.. Ha.. RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so out-dated - he goes to Yahoo to search for Google! |
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12:55 pm
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firazainal:
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someone should make a #yorais yo mama joke haha |
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12:56 pm
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foocheehoe:
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its appalling hw some UMNO leaders r still trapped in the old world & cannot progress-re RaisYatim comment on fb/twtr (@chongeng) #yorais |
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12:56 pm
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zique:
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#yoRais on the ground, #yoRais on the ground, Looking like a fool with #yorais on the ground! |
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12:56 pm
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baldwinchua:
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@botakai dude.. check this out on why #yorais is suddenly so famous http://trendsmap.com/topic/%23yorais |
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12:56 pm
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gwenyeoh:
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My e-love letter to @radiomorillo left me crossed-eyed. How are #yorais, @radiomorillo? |
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12:56 pm
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5xmom:
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RT @xniquet: Rais Yatim is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard. #yorais |
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12:56 pm
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reneetay:
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RT @bforbrian: RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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12:56 pm
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rebelk0de:
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Won't be surprised if he says something about it RT @ditesh: When #yorais wakes up tomorrow, he's going to call us real #cibai's |
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12:56 pm
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victorliew:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry shld compile a report of this twitter phenomenon & stamp it For #Yorais Only |
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12:56 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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RT @gerard_lim: Ha.. Ha.. RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so out-dated - he goes to Yahoo to search for Google! |
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12:56 pm
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, he still wondering what happened to RTM's Rangkaian Biru, Merah and Hijau #yorais |
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12:56 pm
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timothyteoh:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:56 pm
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syakiela:
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LOL! RT @amirul_irfan : #yorais is so ancient that he thought LOL stood for "Lawak Oh Lawak" |
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12:56 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Hahahahaha. @vicjamm: as #yorais falls down the trending topic, take it easy Rais, you unite Malaysia, today 19th January 2010. |
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12:56 pm
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Spectreoutreach:
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@kruel74: @diese @benjicajess @feliiiii now it's #Yorais turn for limelight ! |
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12:56 pm
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pes7md:
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Haiti, #nowplaying,http://naijaauto.com/flvdirect, #arealwifey, Cadbury, #yorais, #IHaveADream, Skype Now Accounts, Shorty Awards |
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12:56 pm
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais #ihaveadream Shorty Award |
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12:56 pm
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jonat2005:
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RT @pes7md Haiti, #nowplaying,http://naijaauto.com/flvdirect, #arealwifey, Cadbury, #yorais, #IHaveADream, Skype Now Accounts, Shorty Awards |
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12:56 pm
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frankaswiccy:
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RT @pes7md Haiti, #nowplaying,http://naijaauto.com/flvdirect, #arealwifey, Cadbury, #yorais, #IHaveADream, Skype Now Accounts, Shorty Awards |
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12:56 pm
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andygts:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:57 pm
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foocheehoe:
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RT @yoonkit: Haha. RT @sniiffit: My mum just shouted #yorais is getting cold and I laughed out loud. (via @Asohan) |
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12:57 pm
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erichph:
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RT @amuse_gueule: RT @julianhopkins: Is #yorais is an example of 'tweckling' ? http://bit.ly/6ChFQw |
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12:57 pm
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leviasher:
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They say #yorais made history. I say Rais IS history. |
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12:57 pm
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baldwinchua:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient Conan called him the Barbarian #yorais |
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12:57 pm
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chrisoro:
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HAHA!! RT @yoonkit: 2morrow, some1 @ his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon & stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:57 pm
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Arghhh01:
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#yorais is dumb if you stick $2.99 lacrosse bumper sticker on a $50,000 automobile. Read at www.jitterygoat.com |
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12:57 pm
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nescagraff:
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woot woot come on we have to get #yorais back on the top 3 trending topics! more jokes guys! |
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12:57 pm
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vernonae:
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needs to get a life but its hard when there's #yorais. |
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12:57 pm
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soefira:
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Rais, don't just think how to hide #yorais , u gotta hide yorass too! ee malunye! |
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12:57 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Lol RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so out-dated - he goes to Yahoo to search for Google! |
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12:57 pm
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IreneJY:
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He said:facilities like internet cant be accepted totally because it's a form of business introduced by the West n we are just users #yoRais |
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12:57 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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#yorais jokes beat yomama jokes |
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12:57 pm
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spinzer:
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I concede. RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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12:57 pm
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ezanee:
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Epic win! RT @chellelola: omg u almost made me choke on MaiRais RT @yoonkit: All #yorais are belong to us! |
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12:58 pm
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erichph:
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RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient, jurassic park the movie brought back so many bad memories #yorais |
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12:58 pm
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scheekeong:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he thinks Intel is a KGB code word #yorais |
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12:58 pm
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annelicious7:
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RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so out-dated - he goes to Yahoo to search for Google! |
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12:58 pm
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ansonlos:
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Rais is so ancient, he drives his car by running ala the Flintstones. #yorais |
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12:58 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient Conan called him the Barbarian #yorais |
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12:58 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais, don't just think how to hide #yorais , u gotta hide yorass too! ee malunye! |
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12:58 pm
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erichph:
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RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient, the first rave party he attended was the boston tea party #yorais |
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12:58 pm
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gerard_lim:
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The one that started it.. RT @victorliew: For the sake of our foreign friends intrigued by #yorais, go here: http://goo.gl/QiQj |
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12:58 pm
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hariadhi:
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Weh #yorais trending topic dari malaysia. Tapi soal apa ya? |
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12:58 pm
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Hiphog:
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You should take good care of #yorais. They are the only pair you will ever have. |
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12:58 pm
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wfxyz:
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Haha RT @tekong: Kylie Minogue can perform in Malaysia, but forbidden to sing her song 'In #yorais' http://is.gd/6AyZF |
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12:58 pm
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visacd:
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Sorry, wht did #yorais do (or dint do)? |
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12:58 pm
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wedidthese:
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RT @tekong: Kylie Minogue can perform in Malaysia, but forbidden to sing her song 'In #yorais' http://is.gd/6AyZF |
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12:58 pm
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BrownieBon:
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#yorais is dumb if you stick $2.99 lacrosse bumper sticker on a $50,000 automobile. Read at www.jitterygoat.com |
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12:59 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Rais is so ancient, he can settle the debate over who started using "Allah" first. #yorais RT @andrewkjs @davinarul |
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12:59 pm
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annelicious7:
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RT @alphaque: Rais is so ancient, Noah took a pair of him into the ark. Thank God the other went extinct with the dinosaours. :) #yorais |
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12:59 pm
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surinR:
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Aiks? RT @Irwandotbiz: RT @gerard_lim: Ha.. Ha.. RT @NileshBabu: #yorais is so out-dated - he goes to Yahoo to search for Google! |
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12:59 pm
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais is so old he finds it strange there's nothing strange in queer eye for a straight guy |
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12:59 pm
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mafiz:
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RT @victorliew: RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry shld compile a report of this twitter phenomenon & stamp it For #Yorais Only |
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12:59 pm
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IreneJY:
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we're helping Rais to become famous...haha #yoRais why'd he say such nonsense?? http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=468841 |
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12:59 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @Hiphog: You should take good care of #yorais. They are the only pair you will ever have. |
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12:59 pm
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soefira:
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Rais #yorais will roll in yr sockets thinking of how silly u look 'in the eyes of the world' |
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12:59 pm
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diese:
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Keep 'em coming guys.. hahahhahaa RT @scheekeong: Rais Yatim is so ancient he thinks Intel is a KGB code word #yorais |
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12:59 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais #yorais will roll in yr sockets thinking of how silly u look 'in the eyes of the world' |
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12:59 pm
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aliciagoh:
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#yorais made my day. So funny :) |
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12:59 pm
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vin_ann:
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my diner is bread no #yorais |
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12:59 pm
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baldwinchua:
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@botakai hv fun checkin out #yorais... It's trending at Top 5 now! wooT! |
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12:59 pm
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sandeechew:
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LOL! @crazeemunky this may trump your batu seremban RT @icilalune #yorais is so ancient, in the 10 Commandments he's the stone. |
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12:59 pm
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andygts:
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For #yorais only !RT @nazroll: wah... gila korang kutuk pakcik tu... wakakakakaka rugged la geng! |
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1:00 pm
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chrisoro:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, he remembers when I was still a Hindu. #yorais |
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1:00 pm
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akukelabu:
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In a night club raid: "Mana IC? Mana IC? Ha? Tak paham? Where's #yorais -C? #yorais -C lah! Where?" "Wei, apasal u cakap omputeh?" |
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1:00 pm
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hennwei:
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@hariadhi For the sake of our foreign friends intrigued by #yorais, go here: http://bit.ly/51UEDr |
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1:00 pm
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erichph:
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RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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1:00 pm
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chrisoro:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, I call him "Uncle". #yorais |
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1:00 pm
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hennwei:
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@visacd For the sake of our foreign friends intrigued by #yorais, go here: http://bit.ly/51UEDr |
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1:00 pm
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sasararah:
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@amirul_irfan #yorais should so get twitter !!! then he can LOL with us .. hahahah |
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1:00 pm
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Irwandotbiz:
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closing down on #yorais .. tired ady |
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1:00 pm
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erichph:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was the original Easter Island statue #yorais |
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1:00 pm
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slythedor:
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@easoncheah HAHAHAHA #yorais cracks me up |
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1:00 pm
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vin_ann:
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RT @spinzer concede. RT @yoonkit :Tomorrow,someone should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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1:00 pm
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jfkjohan:
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This aint no plug but #yorais be so old, he be on a boat when everyone else be doing @AirAsiaDotCom. Bloop bloop bloop. Splash! |
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1:00 pm
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soefira:
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Rais change Ella's song! "Standing in #yorais of the world" |
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1:00 pm
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lynn_wabbit:
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ROFL! RT @RockeRina: #yorais is so old he thinks Broadband is a bunch of fat musicians. http://myloc.me/315RK \via @peteteo |
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1:00 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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#yorais is so old that his armpit is full of fleas! |
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1:01 pm
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ShaolinTiger:
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Just had some nais sweet and sour pork rais for dinner. #yorais |
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1:01 pm
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sniiffit:
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#yorais is so old, that he and fred flinstone are next door neighbours. |
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1:01 pm
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annelicious7:
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Mommy, have you finished eating? Can I have the rest of #yorais? |
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1:01 pm
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Asohan:
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RT @soefira: Rais change Ella's song! "Standing in #yorais of the world" |
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1:01 pm
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kaiserben:
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Paging #yorais from #melbourne ! |
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1:01 pm
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janeyie:
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dude, it's the 21st century #yorais geeeez. close minded much? |
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1:01 pm
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ilanighazali:
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only in rais-universe je ada cz he's bloody ancient. lol. #yorais RT @techsupremo @ilanighazali Hieroglyphs xde kat SMS. Hehehe |
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1:01 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Bad but funny, haha. RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais |
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1:01 pm
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slythedor:
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@justhee RT @slythedor: @easoncheah HAHAHAHA #yorais cracks me up |
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1:01 pm
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michelle_e_john:
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wonder if #yorais knows what an phenomenon he has become?? XD |
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1:01 pm
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jinnchia:
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loving the #yorais trend. |
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1:01 pm
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peteteo:
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Social media IS culture, stoopid. #yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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1:01 pm
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chrisoro:
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My granma n yr granma, sittin' by the fire, my granma said to yr granma, i'm gonna set #yorais on fire! |
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1:01 pm
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rubinkhoo:
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rais is so ancient he was around when the brits came to invade, then scolded them for not speaking in BM! #yorais (via @amrirahim)hilarious! |
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1:01 pm
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azrulh:
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#yorais is so ancient, he called someone's mobile phone and asked that person what's his mobile number? |
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1:02 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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RT @akukelabu: In a night club raid: "Mana IC? Mana IC? Ha? Tak paham? Where's #yorais -C? #yorais -C lah! Where?" "Wei, apasal u cakap ... |
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1:02 pm
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nigelais:
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Tonight's movie night. What shall I watch? Oh look, Ingyorais Basterds. #yorais |
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1:02 pm
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soefira:
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whoops! @yyusuff How can I redeem myself in #yorais ? |
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1:02 pm
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Aisehman:
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Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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1:02 pm
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Hiphog:
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@chellelola Wear an extra layer to keep #yorais warm. Prison floor can be very cold. |
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1:02 pm
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derrickveejay:
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What to study for History exam tomorrow? #yorais? Ciao, i'd rather sleep now. |
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1:02 pm
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surinR:
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Rais is so ignorant, he thinks Whisky sour is expired whisky #yorais |
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1:02 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot he thinks compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file #yorais |
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1:02 pm
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chrisoro:
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"I see you dancin... Shakin #yorais" |
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1:02 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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Eat ur vege! They r good for #yorais |
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1:02 pm
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florencekhay:
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#yorais is so ancient that he actually thought tv remote control is blackberry. |
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1:02 pm
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rubinkhoo:
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RT @smubblerz: #yorais is so ancient he tried to stick a stamp on his email. (via @amrirahim) it's getting better ! |
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1:02 pm
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hariadhi:
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Wokeh, terus kenapa si Pak Rais Yatim ini? #yorais |
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1:02 pm
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enciksimi:
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RT @peteteo: Social media IS culture, stoopid. #yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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1:03 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @bongkersz: Either Malaysians are too immersed with Twitter, or they just LOVE Rais Yatim so much that #yorais is trending. |
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1:03 pm
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daltonrussell:
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#yorais Rais is so old he will say the typewriter is better RT @funkadeliks: just done w/ work. thank god laptop works faster than work pc. |
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1:03 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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#yorais so old he thought Google is something you wear when you swim. |
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1:03 pm
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Aisehman:
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Rais so ancient, he once reprimanded Zaaba for speaking English #yorais |
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1:03 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, he will threaten to use crow shooters on tweeters. |
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1:03 pm
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RockeRina:
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@soefira whoops! @yyusuff How can I redeem myself in #yorais ? > ROTFL you crack me up girl! |
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1:03 pm
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bumilangit:
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Kalau aku setup Rais yatim club mesti gempak. Lebih ancient dari mason. #yorais |
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1:03 pm
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ZareenaZolk:
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#yorais is the founder of #kampung. |
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1:03 pm
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ilanighazali:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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1:03 pm
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chrisoro:
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#yorais needs some whoopin! |
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1:03 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais thinks we tweet in Morse code! |
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1:03 pm
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ckgord:
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I hope that's not Taylor Swift. hehe RT @Aisehman All #yorais, all #yorais, all #yorais are belong to us ... |
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1:04 pm
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lynn_wabbit:
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'No eye see' #yorais anymore. Tsk tsk. |
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1:04 pm
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azrulh:
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#yorais is so ancient he still think RTM's logo is the one that looks like the eye. |
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1:04 pm
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midnitelily:
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ROTFLMAO!!! RT @chrisoro "I see you dancin... Shakin #yorais" |
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1:04 pm
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sandeechew:
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Finally he's of use RT @myPopIN ROTF! Checkout the M'sian initiated #yorais Twitter trending topic on Rais Yatim jokes! http://bit.ly/6gv4kx |
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1:04 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: whoops! @yyusuff How can I redeem myself in #yorais ? |
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1:04 pm
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rebelk0de:
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Surely with all his anti-social-networking comments, #yorais has forgotten that Friendster is now Malaysian owned. #fail |
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1:04 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: My granma n yr granma, sittin' by the fire, my granma said to yr granma, i'm gonna set #yorais on fire! |
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1:04 pm
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5forty2:
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#yorais is so ancient, he play farmville on Batu Bersurat. |
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1:04 pm
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vernonae:
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thinks #yorais wants to out-culturalize penicillin. |
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1:04 pm
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scheekeong:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he thinks Google is what you wear when swimming (that is,if you wanna peep when underwater!) #yorais |
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1:04 pm
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baldwinchua:
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For the benefit of those who is still wondering what is this whole #yorais thing is all about, read up: http://bit.ly/6orsHc |
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1:04 pm
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simplyblatant:
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#yorais is proof that civil disobedience is alive and well in Malaysia |
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1:04 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais change Ella's song! "Standing in #yorais of the world" |
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1:05 pm
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_LisaWS_:
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OMG! #yorais is a Malaysian topic and its trending! Malaysia boleh! Rais would be proud :D |
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1:05 pm
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intoxikat3:
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Lolx!! I didn't read tat! RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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1:05 pm
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sniiffit:
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for IRC oldtimers only RT @ZareenaZolk: #yorais is the founder of #kampung. |
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1:06 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @simplyblatant #yorais is proof that civil disobedience is alive and well in Malaysia |
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1:06 pm
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wfxyz:
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"I see #yorais" #avatar |
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1:06 pm
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erichph:
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RT @miniminli: So ancient he's lookin' 4 gold on the ground! @zique #yorais onthe ground,#yoRais onthe ground,lookin like a fool wit #yo ... |
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1:06 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais, yo mama would whip #yorais if she knew how stupid you'd turn out to be |
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1:06 pm
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erichph:
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RT @auzani: The best ok! RT @kruel74: RT @soefira: #yorais Rais so ancient, he's even older the Mumm Ra |
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1:06 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @VernonAE: thinks #yorais wants to out-culturalize penicillin. |
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1:06 pm
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victorliew:
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#yorais Ironic you're Malaysia's biggest Twit trend that doesn't twitter |
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1:06 pm
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Asohan:
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Two-in-one! RT @bumilangit #yorais is #salahAI |
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1:06 pm
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msiagirl:
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RT @icilalune: #yorais Rais is so old he's going to give us liquid paper to cover this all up tomorrow. |
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1:06 pm
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mingkuok:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks Photoshop actually sells photos #yorais |
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1:06 pm
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azrulh:
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#yorais is so ancient he still think Hashim Embi is RTM news anchor |
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1:06 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais is so ancient #yorais thinks we tweet in Morse code! |
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1:06 pm
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subbo:
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RT @icilalune: #yorais Rais is so old he's going to give us liquid paper to cover this all up tomorrow. ( haha bro....) |
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1:06 pm
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k3nnyx:
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I'm lovin the Rais hatin! RT @arystle: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks LMAO is "Lu Manyak Ada Oomph!" #yorais |
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1:06 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: #yorais needs some whoopin! |
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1:06 pm
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FoOie:
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Rais Yatim is so stupid, he will probably think #yorais is some Western agenda out to discredit him. |
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1:06 pm
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tekong:
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Hello Rais, #yorais need new spectacles. |
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1:06 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Ikr. Haha. RT @_LisaWS_: OMG! #yorais is a Malaysian topic and its trending! Malaysia boleh! Rais would be proud :D |
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1:06 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, that he corrected everyone for saying "iPhone" instead of "my phone". |
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1:06 pm
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bumilangit:
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@auzani @kruel74 @soefira Mumm Ra-is? #yorais |
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1:06 pm
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annelicious7:
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RT @klubbkiddkl: My definition of #yorais - Yellow-bellied, Obtuse Rube, Accustomed to Insolence and Sterility |
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1:07 pm
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soefira:
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Rais, #yorais can only see the trees not the forest. tsk tsk |
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1:07 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @azmibinanuar: RT @soefira whoops! @yyusuff How can I redeem myself in #yorais ? #fb |
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1:07 pm
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midnitelily:
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@chrisoro your #yorais lyrics are a h00t!! |
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1:07 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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I would prefer the Information, Communication & Culture Minister to be tech savvy, sigh... guess the govt did not ask our opinion #yorais |
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1:07 pm
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rebelk0de:
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At the rate this is going, #yorais may even beat Haiti as a trending topic #omgfacts |
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1:07 pm
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sandeechew:
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#yorais so behind he's catching up with the Big Bang! |
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1:07 pm
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jl:
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In #yorais I can see my dream's reflections; In #yorais, found the answers to my questions <- Grammy winning song u know! |
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1:07 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @azrulh I just finished my performance evaluation and very confident the get a salary #yorais |
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1:07 pm
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, his own book of Kamasutra actually got autographed by its original author; Mallanaga Vatsyayana. #fb |
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1:07 pm
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jl:
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@NileshBabu But #yorais would ask you: what's a phone? Or cordless? Or cord?? :P |
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1:07 pm
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derrickveejay:
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What's wrong with using the internet #yorais? We don't live in Africa or something. Even they have access to the net.\ |
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1:07 pm
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hariadhi:
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http://bit.ly/5kLLRr . OK, gw masih bingung: Kenapa namanya #yorais 0_o |
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1:07 pm
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AmeliaLyn_W:
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WHOA! ahaha. RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin #yorais is so old that his armpit is full of fleas! |
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1:07 pm
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electronicfly:
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Mom scolded me during dinner just now. "Finish all #yorais!" Ok fail joke T.T |
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1:07 pm
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scheekeong:
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Q: What does Bush Jr say when he meet his Secretary of State? A: #yorais |
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1:07 pm
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auzani:
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Rais mangkat dijulang? ;) RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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1:07 pm
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azrulh:
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#yorais is so ancient he thinks Cumi Ciki still the kids' favorite. |
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1:08 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @jL: In #yorais I can see my dream's reflections; In #yorais, found the answers to my questions <- Grammy winning song u know! |
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1:08 pm
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soefira:
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Rais, #yorais can cry bloody tears but the whole world is laughing at ya! |
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1:08 pm
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wedidthese:
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RT @rebelk0de: Surely with all his anti-social-networking comments, #yorais has forgotten that Friendster is now Malaysian owned. #fail |
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1:08 pm
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sasararah:
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@nikicheong maybe you should blog about #yorais being on the top 5 list of trendind topics :p |
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1:08 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais, #yorais can only see the trees not the forest. tsk tsk |
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1:08 pm
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IreneJY:
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To all Malaysian Tweet-ers: let's keep #yoRais on the trending topics stronger! this is better than a petition,lol |
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1:08 pm
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victorliew:
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@KhirOmar #yorais? RT @KhirOmar: Time for Biggest Loser Asia. |
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1:08 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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okay cukup la with #yorais. terbatuk-batuk dah orang tua tu. |
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1:08 pm
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diese:
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RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais Rais is so ancient, that he corrected everyone for saying "iPhone" instead of "my phone". |
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1:08 pm
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KingfisherAdv:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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1:08 pm
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tekong:
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hahahah #yorais is so ancient, he play farmville on Batu Bersurat. (via @5forty2) |
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1:08 pm
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ClicheStory:
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#yorais haluuu! |
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1:08 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, he has to hire someone to come every night to manually empty his "recycle bin". |
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1:08 pm
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looweeKong:
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@jytanx Thx for ur brief yet informative explanation. Been asking around on what on earth is #yorais.. Haha |
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1:08 pm
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AliaLiao:
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OMG, hilarious! Hahahaha RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais Rais is so ancient, that he corrected everyone for saying "iPhone" instead of "my phone". |
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1:08 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @mingkuok: Rais is so ancient he thinks Photoshop actually sells photos #yorais |
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1:08 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Or how about this definition for #yorais - Repugnant Ass, Insolently, Sadisctic, Yellow-bellied, Abhorrant Turncoat, Interested in Mayhem |
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1:08 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @icilalune: #yorais Rais is so old he's going to give us liquid paper to cover this all up tomorrow. |
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1:08 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @victorliew: #yorais Ironic you're Malaysia's biggest Twit trend that doesn't twitter |
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1:08 pm
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rebelk0de:
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Must get Russell Peters to do a joke on #yorais. That is something I am willing to pay to see |
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1:08 pm
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chrisoro:
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@midnitelily Been following #yorais tweets too!! |
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1:08 pm
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bal_agil:
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He so backwards, it makes Kriss Kross' dressing so right! #yorais |
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1:09 pm
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Setsuna_san:
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RT @mingkuok: Rais is so ancient he thinks Photoshop actually sells photos #yorais |
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1:09 pm
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ClicheStory:
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#yorais bayar ptptn woi! |
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1:09 pm
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baldwinchua:
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#yorais trending topic is truly 1Malaysia....and soon enuff..1World. It's now the Top 5 trending topic in Twitter! |
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1:09 pm
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MeganChng:
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RT @auzani: Rais mangkat dijulang? ;) RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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1:09 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @victorliew: @KhirOmar #yorais? RT @KhirOmar: Time for Biggest Loser Asia. |
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1:09 pm
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rinnah:
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Laughing like crazy reading the #yorais Twitter trend... Malaysia Boleh! :P |
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1:09 pm
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erichph:
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RT @soefira: Rais, #yorais can only see the trees not the forest. tsk tsk |
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1:09 pm
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soefira:
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u want extra kuah on #yorais ? |
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1:09 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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RT @rebelk0de: Must get Russell Peters to do a joke on #yorais. That is something I am willing to pay to see |
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1:09 pm
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megreat:
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@ikaysh Sbb dia discouraged youngsters from using fb and twitter.haha #yorais |
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1:09 pm
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jl:
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Rais, #yorais can only see the trees not the forest. tsk tsk /via @soefira [back when there was no deforestation yet] |
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1:09 pm
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albnok:
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Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:09 pm
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spinzer:
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You're as ancient as #yorais la RT @ganee: Awesome, didn't know Google integrated with realtime twitter search result! http://bit.ly/5Fhre7 |
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1:10 pm
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icilalune:
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#yorais Rais is so old, when Hammurabbi wrote his laws, he asked why not carve it in Malay. |
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1:10 pm
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HanieHidayah:
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if I were #yorais' children, I'd migrate by now, especially if I use twitter and facebook. |
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1:10 pm
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erichph:
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RT @scheekeong: Q: What does Bush Jr say when he meet his Secretary of State? A: #yorais |
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1:10 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @auzani: Rais mangkat dijulang? ;) RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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1:10 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @AmeliaLyn_W: WHOA! ahaha. RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin #yorais is so old that his armpit is full of fleas! |
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1:10 pm
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izzudin:
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whats wit #yorais ?? #yoizzudin would be a better trending topic! |
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1:10 pm
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diese:
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Hahahahahha RT @fakawi: #yorais is so ancient, he has to hire someone to come every night to manually empty his "recycle bin". |
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1:10 pm
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timothyteoh:
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When streamyx rolled out a 2 mbps package, #yorais asked "Two mugs per string?" |
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1:10 pm
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rcloy:
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Can't believe #yorais is a trending topic, Malaysia mmg boleh! :) |
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1:10 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot he thinks hard drive was a long trip on the road #yorais |
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1:10 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so ancient, his own book of Kamasutra actually got autographed by its original author; Mallanaga Vatsyayana. #fb |
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1:10 pm
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sandeechew:
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Or we're just so hungry for a release, some just can't stop RT @ben_israel #yorais proves 2 things...(2) there's so many M'sians on Twitter! |
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1:10 pm
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GAWaldenmeier:
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RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin: #yorais is so ancient that he thinks computer cookies are really computer-shaped COOKIES! |
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1:10 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @victorliew: #yorais Ironic you're Malaysia's biggest Twit trend that doesn't twitter |
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1:10 pm
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Geardawg:
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@bearetic/topfurs
@Radock/the-brofist-list
New list View all
Trending Topics
#nowplaying
Haiti
#arealwifey
Cadbury
#yorais
#ihaveadream |
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1:10 pm
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derrickveejay:
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8 things that doesn't belong to the malaysian culture, selain internet #yorais http://bit.ly/78tck4 |
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1:10 pm
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demented_wife:
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RT @JScarper: Rais is so old, Death forgot about him. #yorais |
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1:10 pm
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aguzdpoupou:
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#yorais itu apa? |
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1:10 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @icilalune: #yorais Rais is so old he's going to give us liquid paper to cover this all up tomorrow. |
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1:10 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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Russel Peters...are you reading this? #yorais , haha somebody is gonna hurt real bad..somebody :D |
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1:10 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Bahahahahaha RT @mingkuok: Rais is so ancient he thinks Photoshop actually sells photos #yorais |
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1:10 pm
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ilanighazali:
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Rais #yorais is sooo old, he actually met adam n eve. |
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1:11 pm
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amytanhl:
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Lol, everyone should go read #yorais it definitely made me smile |
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1:11 pm
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Elaine_Chow:
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LOL RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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1:11 pm
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timothyteoh:
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RT @Setsuna_san: RT @mingkuok: Rais is so ancient he thinks Photoshop actually sells photos #yorais |
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1:11 pm
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Emi_Mel:
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LOL!RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so ancient, his own book of Kamasutra actually got autographed by its original author; Mallanaga Vatsyayana. |
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1:11 pm
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sniiffit:
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HAHAHAHA RT @soefira: u want extra kuah on #yorais ? |
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1:11 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @icilalune: #yorais Rais is so old he's going to give us liquid paper to cover this all up tomorrow. |
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1:11 pm
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Spectreoutreach:
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RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais Rais is so ancient, that he corrected everyone for saying "iPhone" instead of "my phone". |
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1:11 pm
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Spectreoutreach:
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RT @diese: Hahahahahha RT @fakawi: #yorais is so ancient, he has to hire someone to come every night to manually empty his "recycle bin". |
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1:11 pm
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auzani:
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@bumilangit @auzani @kruel74 @soefira I can't really recall his char but I remember that he's really ugly skeleton- look-a-like #yorais |
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1:11 pm
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LynnDhia:
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LOL! Good one! RT @yoonkit: Tmrw, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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1:11 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @victorliew: #yorais Ironic you're Malaysia's biggest Twit trend that doesn't twitter |
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1:11 pm
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paragasu:
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silly thing possible #yorais |
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1:11 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin: #yorais is so ancient that he thinks computer cookies are really computer-shaped COOKIES! |
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1:11 pm
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MeganChng:
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RT @sandeechew: #yorais so behind he's catching up with the Big Bang! |
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1:12 pm
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marvinlee:
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RT @chrisoro RT @yoonkit: 2morrow, some1 @ his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon & stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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1:12 pm
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ghimghim:
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RT @timothyteoh: RT @Setsuna_san: RT @mingkuok: Rais is so ancient he thinks Photoshop actually sells photos #yorais |
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1:12 pm
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azrulh:
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#yorais is so ancient he still wants RTM to buy the right for Muhammad Ali live boxing match. |
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1:12 pm
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jing_lebelle:
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Everyone talking about #yorais wtf |
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1:12 pm
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victorliew:
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RT @klubbkiddkl: My definition of #yorais - Yellow-bellied, Obtuse Rube, Accustomed to Insolence and Sterility |
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1:12 pm
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MeganChng:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:12 pm
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fantasie62:
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This is wearing me out. #yorais is making maais sleepy.......ZZzzzzz..... |
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1:12 pm
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victorliew:
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RT @klubbkiddkl: Or how about this definition for #yorais - Repugnant Ass, Insolently, Sadisctic, Yellow-bellied, Abhorrant Turncoat, In ... |
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1:12 pm
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KhirOmar:
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He came close behind AI. RT @victorliew: #yorais? Time for Biggest Loser Asia. |
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1:12 pm
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florencekhay:
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#yorais is so ancient that he thinks Digi Fat Man is people who got diagnosed with obesity and jaundice. |
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1:12 pm
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MeganChng:
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retweeting #yorais because i am too lazy/stupid to think of my own |
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1:12 pm
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vernonae:
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#yorais is conclusive proof that Angkasapuri's higher terrain affects brain function. |
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1:12 pm
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vin_ann:
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is the peak of #yorais is over? can not Up already #yorais |
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1:13 pm
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Imantulen:
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This cool..... check it out at #yorais |
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1:13 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @VernonAE: #yorais is conclusive proof that Angkasapuri's higher terrain affects brain function. |
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1:13 pm
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diese:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:13 pm
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marvinlee:
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RT @akukelabu: In a night club raid: "Mana IC? Mana IC? Ha? Tak paham? Where's #yorais -C? #yorais -C lah! Where?" "Wei, apasal u cakap ... |
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1:13 pm
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soefira:
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Rais so ancient protozoas call #yorais 'Atuk' |
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1:13 pm
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syakiela:
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my favorite drink. teh #yorais |
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1:13 pm
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megreat:
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@ikaysh Hahahaha.ey check the trending topic on ur right of ur homepage, #yorais ada dalam top 10!historic ni.hahaha |
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1:13 pm
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zamzuriabdmalik:
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Smoke gets in #yorais? |
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1:13 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @klubbkiddkl: My definition of #yorais - Yellow-bellied, Obtuse Rube, Accustomed to Insolence and Sterility |
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1:13 pm
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rebelk0de:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:13 pm
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amirulruslan:
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RAIS YATIM IS SO OLD, UM, HE CHANGED HIS MODE. amidoingitrite? #yorais |
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1:13 pm
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azrulh:
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#yorais is so ancient he still think he has a chance to marry zizie izette |
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1:13 pm
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AliaLiao:
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Wooh, harsh! But funny :P RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:14 pm
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais can't get on twitter - he's still finding the Any Key to press and continue. |
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1:14 pm
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tekong:
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Rais is so ancient he heard his grandson said 'I design this using Fireworks' and he replied "Bunga Api?" #yorais |
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1:14 pm
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electronicfly:
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ROFL! ?RT @akukelabu: In a night club raid: "Mana IC? Ha? Tak paham? Where's #yorais -C? #yorais -C lah! Where?" "Wei, apasal u cakap? |
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1:14 pm
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chellelola:
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FTW RT @amirul_irfan: #yorais Rais is so ancient, that he corrected everyone for saying "iPhone" instead of "my phone". |
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1:14 pm
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akukelabu:
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I thought eating fish is good for #yorais? RT @GypsyQue3n: Eat ur vege! They r good for #yorais |
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1:14 pm
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Spectreoutreach:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:14 pm
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sumwai:
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#yorais is so ancient, the song "Smoke gets in #yorais" never existed yet. |
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1:14 pm
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julianhopkins:
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got XO durian - about 1400 tweets on #yorais since i went out |
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1:14 pm
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hannaluvsmusic:
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WOW. A Malaysian topic is on #TT. I feel somewhat proud and baffled lol. #yorais? XD |
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1:14 pm
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altimet:
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He so ancient, the last time he met MJ, Tito still on bass!! #yorais @ZainHD 'jermaine stop teasing..*sob*' |
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1:14 pm
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marvinlee:
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RT @amirul_irfan #yorais still uses dial-up connections. he's just jealous because we're on broadband. and he blames it on the west! |
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1:14 pm
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lukasfoo:
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Y r ppl suddenly dissing Rais Yatim?? #yorais |
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1:15 pm
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demented_wife:
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RT @soefira: u want extra kuah on #yorais ? |
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1:15 pm
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tekong:
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#yorais Ironic you're Malaysia's biggest Twit trend that doesn't twitter (via @victorliew) |
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1:15 pm
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vin_ann:
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RT @fakawi: #yorais is so ancient, he has to hire someone to come every night to manually empty his "recycle bin". |
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1:15 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:15 pm
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julianhopkins:
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@spinzer thanks spinzer, i saw it already :) interesting post on #yorais http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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1:15 pm
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myPopIN:
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RT @myPopIN ROTF! Checkout the M'sian initiated #yorais Twitter trending topic on Rais Yatim jokes! http://bit.ly/6gv4kx |
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1:15 pm
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midnitelily:
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Eat your carrots, good for #yorais @akukelabu I thought eating fish is good for #yorais? |
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1:15 pm
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais was just on astro awani talking about #allah issue |
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1:15 pm
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rebelk0de:
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Tweeps, don't hurt #yorais reading these tweets |
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1:15 pm
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Asohan:
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Okay, am outahere ... #yorais was wicked fun |
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1:15 pm
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delicioustack:
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RT @zoomentality: There are now only two types of Malaysians : those that know #yorais and those who don't. |
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1:15 pm
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Spectreoutreach:
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What, Who , Where , When is #yorais ? I don't care ! |
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1:15 pm
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tekong:
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GOOD ONE! - u want extra kuah on #yorais ? (via @soefira) |
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1:16 pm
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NonTeoh:
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#yorais is so ancient, he is trying to censor metallica |
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1:16 pm
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khkhoo09:
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RT @davinarul: Rais so ancient, InGen used his DNA to plug the missing gene sequences in Jurassic Park's dinos #yorais |
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1:16 pm
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miri085:
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shoot i missed it then RT @timothyteoh: #yorais was just on astro awani talking about #allah issue |
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1:16 pm
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akukelabu:
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RT @myPopIN ROTF! Checkout the M'sian initiated #yorais Twitter trending topic on Rais Yatim jokes! http://bit.ly/6gv4kx |
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1:16 pm
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bongkersz:
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When I look into #yorais I see shit.... yeah! Shit in your eye.. mud in your eye... |
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1:16 pm
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sniiffit:
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#yorais is so old that he checks his email using a 9.6K dailup modem. |
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1:16 pm
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Frankywy:
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When #yorais hurt, u need some eyedrops to wash the Logs from #yorais so that u won't have tunnel vision. |
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1:16 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he hid under the bed when he saw people trapped in a flat black box. tv la! |
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1:16 pm
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bal_agil:
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Carrot maaa... RT @akukelabu: I thought eating fish is good for #yorais? RT @GypsyQue3n: Eat ur vege! They r good for #yorais |
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1:16 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:16 pm
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slythedor:
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@easoncheah Malaysians should make #yorais the no. 1 hashtag. And someone should take a screenshot of it. XD |
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1:16 pm
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omgzam:
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Malaysia's minister Rais Yatim is a trending topic for saying that Internet will erode Malaysian culture http://bit.ly/7aTTZ #yorais |
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1:16 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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The #yorais thing on Twitter=fun.I might burn in hell for indulging in Western creations Facebook and Twitter-but out in a blaze of glory! |
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1:16 pm
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IndraIrwan:
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It was fun for a while but the #yorais jokes are starting to get lame. And sad. Can you guys please stop it? |
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1:16 pm
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alyasq:
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#yorais is on trending topic and Rais isn't a twitter user. I bet he doesn't even know what he's up to; so ketinggalan! |
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1:16 pm
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ycgallery:
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#yorais is now the world?s 5th trending topic, Malaysia Boleh! Dr Rais Yatim Boleh! Twitter memang Boleh! |
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1:16 pm
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jinkien:
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is amazed at the #yorais topic. He should really reexamine his social media strategy. I mean without his chariot and horses. |
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1:17 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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@akukelabu carrots also good for #yorais |
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1:17 pm
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amirul_irfan:
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Rais is so ancient, that the mechanics had a hard time looking for a cassette player to put in his car. #yorais |
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1:17 pm
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jinnchia:
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Rais is so ancient, he went to the ss2 market and asked for slaves. #yorais |
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1:17 pm
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liewcf:
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In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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1:17 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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I wonder what Rais did when he got his first computer ? :D #yorais |
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1:17 pm
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pinksterz:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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1:17 pm
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chrisoro:
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Ever had #yorais cream a la mode? You can only order it in Malay |
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1:17 pm
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marvinlee:
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RT @victorliew this #yorais thing is the best in months LOL |
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1:17 pm
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dogerella:
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#yorais. Rais Yatim, you're ancient and you're irrelevant. Time for you to kick the bucket. |
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1:17 pm
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bongkersz:
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RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so ancient, his own book of Kamasutra actually got autographed by its original author; Mallanaga Vatsyayana. |
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1:17 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: Ever had #yorais cream a la mode? You can only order it in Malay |
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1:17 pm
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kaiserben:
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chuck Norris can move aside for #yorais big time! #yorais said chuck you norris! |
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1:18 pm
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jinkien:
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@TerencetheSUN Well, what to do? Eh, the #yorais topic is getting some real steam here...something to write about? |
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1:18 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he thought C4 is a good result for MCE. |
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1:18 pm
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marinemonkee:
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the only place left to hide is between #yorais |
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1:18 pm
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sasararah:
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@amirul_irfan i thought you said enough tweeting abt #yorais .. sian dia .. hahahha :p |
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1:18 pm
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hapizudin:
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#yorais najib mesti suruh rais letak jawatan |
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1:18 pm
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d2z:
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sakit2 badan lepas jogging. kena trend #yorais ka nih? |
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1:18 pm
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rameshrajandran:
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In the near future Blacks will use #yorais instead of yomama |
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1:18 pm
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johnsonyap:
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can #yorais keep up with the massive updates here? mairais can't LOL! XD |
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1:18 pm
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wongeujin:
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my eyes are brown. what colour is #yorais? |
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1:19 pm
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akukelabu:
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@midnitelily @GypsyQue3n My mom says eating fish eyes are also good for #yorais eyerrrrr |
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1:19 pm
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piggielaine:
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Wow some of the #yorais jokes r quite funny, haha http://tinyurl.com/yljthnw |
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1:19 pm
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sniiffit:
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his computer was a Turing machine RT @caxidroidnigon: I wonder what Rais did when he got his first computer ? :D #yorais |
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1:19 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Flashmob performance anyone? From #yorais to the real thing. Suggested track - http://bit.ly/5yWe9G |
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1:19 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, he has to go to the children's playground just to start using his iphone |
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1:19 pm
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sharylc:
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#yorais globalisation lah. 2010 already you still think the internet is evil |
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1:19 pm
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vin_ann:
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The ang mor is waking up, soon #yorais will out of top 10 trending topic! |
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1:19 pm
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ynehc:
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Is fucking glad @JScarper finally stopped tweeting about #yorais |
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1:19 pm
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midnitelily:
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You never close #yorais anymore when we Tweet your quips!/..You've lost that lovin' feeling, Whoa, that lovin' feeling #RighteousBrothers |
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1:19 pm
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auzani:
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Rais is so ancient, batu bersurat found in terengganu is actually his surat beranak #yorais |
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1:20 pm
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icilalune:
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#yorais Rais is so old he breeds by dividing in two. |
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1:20 pm
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marshamaung:
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oh, now i see all my western tweeps are on twitter now, no more #yorais |
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1:20 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he tried to find a line to cue for internet banking transaction. |
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1:20 pm
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tekong:
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In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx (via @liewcf) |
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1:20 pm
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zagundo:
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#yorais and the Pakistani cricket coach of the same era. |
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1:20 pm
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sniiffit:
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hahaha RT @nazroll: u want whipped cream with cherry on top on #yorais batu campur? |
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1:20 pm
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rameshrajandran:
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Carrots makes #yorais healthy ! |
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1:20 pm
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auzani:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks that the chief minister of sarawak is James Brooke! #yorais |
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1:20 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @marinemonkee: the only place left to hide is between #yorais |
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1:20 pm
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lhooi101:
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@IreneJY Wassup with the #yoRais, Wat's that? |
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1:20 pm
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chrisoro:
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@klubbkiddkl "I see you dancin', shakin #yorais" -- go on!! |
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1:20 pm
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CincauHangus:
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RT @zique: #yoRais on the ground, #yoRais on the ground, Looking like a fool with #yorais on the ground! |
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1:20 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Is there any other reason why #yorais is synonymous with museums apart from the OBVIOUS reason? |
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1:21 pm
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miri085:
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RT @amirulruslan: RAIS YATIM IS SO OLD, UM, HE CHANGED HIS MODE. amidoingitrite? #yorais |
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1:21 pm
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armanothman:
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RT @bongkersz #yorais Rais is so ancient, his own book of Kamasutra actually got autographed by its original author; Mallanaga Vatsyayana. |
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1:21 pm
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baldwinchua:
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@graciegrapesc Go feast #yorais on this top 5 trending topic! LOL |
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1:21 pm
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adzanu:
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#YORAIS (?) MATAMU? |
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1:21 pm
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marvinlee:
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He so kolot he thinks a mouse pad is where a mouse live #yorais |
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1:21 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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Place where the sun don't shine? #yorais la! |
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1:21 pm
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vin_ann:
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#yorais is stalking Vision 2020... |
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1:21 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais is so ancient, he still thinks #yorais is trending. |
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1:21 pm
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vicjamm:
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Assignment time, #yorais, you can't save me either... |
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1:21 pm
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victorliew:
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#yorais ! Thank you for uniting Malaysians! |
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1:21 pm
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ckgord:
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LOL, tapi James Brooke ckp omputeh. RT @auzani Rais is so ancient, he thinks that the chief minister of sarawak is James Brooke! #yorais |
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1:21 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient that he thinks the churches were set on fire using firewall |
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1:21 pm
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roflina:
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ho damn #yorais turun from trending topic already lawl. |
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1:21 pm
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Hiphog:
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Calling it a day. Remember Tweeples, #yorais and bow when the judge walks into court. Stay safe. Nite nite. |
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1:21 pm
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jameswoon:
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#yorais is so old he spins his saggy man-titties to make helicopter propellers so he can fly and stop the evil of online social networking. |
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1:21 pm
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mclelun:
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#yorais Im really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time |
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1:21 pm
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MikeyVoon:
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Thanks, #yorais for it. Technology has overtaken your ministery. Ppl r savvy, creative n have an open sense of humour. |
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1:22 pm
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ahmdsyhmi:
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6.5 Kb/s???!! Apa lancau punya slow internet ni?? Sumpahan Rais Yatim? #yorais. |
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1:22 pm
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ayeshadam:
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reading tweets on #yorais... funny people can be so mean |
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1:22 pm
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vernonae:
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#yorais is so old he should be retired ... by Dunlop. |
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1:22 pm
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vin_ann:
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@rararawr pity... wait la... u must be did not #yorais le... haha |
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1:22 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @marvinlee: He so kolot he thinks a mouse pad is where a mouse live #yorais |
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1:22 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @bongkersz: When I look into #yorais I see shit.... yeah! Shit in your eye.. mud in your eye... |
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1:22 pm
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5forty2:
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#yorais is so ancient that he did not start with "dear diary", he start with "once upon a time". |
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1:22 pm
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trendsbyminute:
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#nowplaying Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais Shorty Award #ihaveadream |
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1:22 pm
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marvinlee:
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LoL, can even make into song lyrics RT @duuuhvina ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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1:22 pm
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armanothman:
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RT @tekong: Kylie Minogue can perform in Malaysia, but forbidden to sing her song 'In #yorais' http://is.gd/6AyZF -lol,good one |
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1:22 pm
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SheikhHaikel:
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RT @altimet: He so ancient, the last time he met MJ, Tito still on bass!! #yorais @ZainHD 'jermaine stop teasing..*sob*' have some tissue |
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1:22 pm
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diese:
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RT @rameshrajandran: In the near future Blacks will use #yorais instead of yomama |
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1:22 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @icilalune: #yorais Rais is so old he's going to give us liquid paper to cover this all up tomorrow. |
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1:23 pm
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easoncheah:
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let's spam! LOL RT @slythedor: @easoncheah Malaysians should make #yorais the no. 1 hashtag. And someone should take a screenshot of it. XD |
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1:23 pm
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delicioustack:
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rais so old he was there when backward caps and bootcut jeans were cool #yorais |
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1:23 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @ujeantology: @NajibRazak you'll prob know about this #yorais shit earlier than your minister of communication do.. |
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1:23 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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I wonder what website did Rais visited first when he first learned how to use the internet :D #yorais |
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1:23 pm
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rubinkhoo:
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RT @nadster: #yorais is so ancient he's looking for a copy of facebook at MPH (via @lil_ms_d).... Ha ha ha ! |
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1:23 pm
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vicjamm:
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PM you can't beat him either... RT @victorliew: #yorais ! Thank you for uniting Malaysians! |
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1:23 pm
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sheeeng:
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Google search integrated with real time "twitter for #yorais" search result. http://ow.ly/Y97z via @ganee @spinzer |
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1:23 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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They?re playin my song,I know I'm gonna be ok cause yeah it's a party in #yorais! |
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1:23 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @natashanair: RT @tannernagib: Rais is so ancient he keeps his accounts on buku 555 #yorais |
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1:23 pm
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tiarajacquelina:
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Omg that is SO farneee! RT @Idabird: GELAK SAMPAI SAKIT PERUT!! @shamaine #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to date Mona Lisa |
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1:23 pm
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marvinlee:
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RT @ChowPong I look into #yorais, u look into mine. We lock lips and kiss and there are tears in #yorais.. |
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1:23 pm
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there when Rentap muscled Meriam Bukit Saadong from the brits :D #yorais |
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1:24 pm
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florencekhay:
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RT @auzani: Rais is so ancient, batu bersurat found in terengganu is actually his surat beranak #yorais |
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1:24 pm
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jfkjohan:
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To my Aussy friends. #yorais is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rais_Yatim. Go look, I mean laugh, I mean look. Heck, Laugh! |
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1:24 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Rais is so old he breeds by dividing in two. RT @icilalune > Wow, he preceded the apes and the fish. He must be so proud! #yorais |
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1:24 pm
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gunnerkid:
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#yorais is trending now on Twitter. |
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1:24 pm
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slythedor:
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RT @marvinlee: He so kolot when people talked about 3-inch floppy, he thought it was profanity #yorais |
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1:24 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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#yorais is so old, Rais Day precedes Arthur's Day. To Rais! Not! |
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1:24 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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I think it's nasty that #yorais is moving so fast!He can't keep up with moving his turtle on the Apple Logo to scroll! |
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1:24 pm
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charissachin:
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#yorais I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the Paleolithics are the oldest of all time! |
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1:24 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he physically gets up to switch tv stations. |
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1:24 pm
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vicjamm:
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We love him. RT @bongkersz: Either Malaysians are too immersed with Twitter, or they just LOVE Rais Yatim so much that #yorais is trending. |
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1:24 pm
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leviasher:
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Namewee's next hit song. #yorais LOL |
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1:25 pm
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marvinlee:
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ROTFL RT @nazroll u want whipped cream with cherry on top on #yorais batu campur? |
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1:25 pm
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vicjamm:
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RT @AliaLiao: Hahahahaha. @vicjamm: as #yorais falls down the trending topic, take it easy Rais, you unite Malaysia, today 19th January 2010 |
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1:25 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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#yorais is ancient indeed.RT @tm_insider: Rais asks telcos to pay special attention to content, prioritise on ?culture? http://bit.ly/562wxX |
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1:25 pm
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junw3n:
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#yorais is not a street name for methamptanine! |
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1:25 pm
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ckgord:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, his birthday is on 10000BC. In Mammoth's court, not Court's Mammoth. #fb |
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1:25 pm
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imraphael:
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RT @DonEvana: BAHA RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga.lol |
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1:25 pm
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demented_wife:
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keep on tweeting people... #yorais!! |
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1:25 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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Arnold : Come with me if #yoRais want to live !!!!! |
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1:26 pm
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wernshen:
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RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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1:26 pm
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auzani:
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Rais is so ancient, he think the boutique East India is owned by syarikat hindia timur inggeris. #yorais |
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1:26 pm
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slythedor:
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LOL! RT @marvinlee: RT @ChowPong I look into #yorais, u look into mine. We lock lips and kiss and there are tears in #yorais.. |
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1:26 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Rais is so ancient, the first million years of his life were spent in darkness. #yorais |
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1:26 pm
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icilalune:
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#yorais When they made a car, he showed off his wheel. |
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1:26 pm
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CincauHangus:
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Rais is so ancient that Chuck Norris has to consult him before he takes over the world. #yorais |
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1:26 pm
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mnasihs:
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RT @tuansenangbesar: #yorais is ancient indeed.RT @tm_insider: Rais asks telcos to pay special attention to content, prioritise on ?cult ... |
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1:26 pm
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rosamundwo:
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What does it mean #yorais, izzit Yo = Hello and his name??? |
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1:26 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he remembers the time when the BN was still relevant #yorais |
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1:26 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he thinks the earth is flat. |
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1:26 pm
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leviasher:
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Can't wait for a statement from Rais about #yorais . ;) |
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1:27 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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1:27 pm
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ndru:
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Good one !! RT @ShaolinTiger: Just had some nais sweet and sour pork rais for dinner. #yorais |
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1:27 pm
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junw3n:
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#yorais can change mode RT @CKGord: James Brooke ckp omputeh. RT @auzani Rais is so acnt , he thnks tat the chf mnstr of srwk is Jms Brooke! |
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1:27 pm
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andryume:
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RT @rosamundwo: What does it mean #yorais, izzit Yo = Hello and his name??? |
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1:27 pm
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mnasihs:
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RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so ancient, his birthday is on 10000BC. In Mammoth's court, not Court's Mammoth. #fb |
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1:27 pm
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baldwinchua:
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#yorais got freaked out by all these Twits tht he's unplugging his dial-up modem! |
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1:27 pm
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andryume:
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RT @charissachin: #yorais I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the Paleolithics are the oldest of all time! |
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1:27 pm
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jibone:
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Switched of Twitter and went for dinner, got back and this #yorais thing is still going on. |
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1:27 pm
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jfkjohan:
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@jfkjohan wonders if #yorais is Y2K compliant. |
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1:27 pm
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ndru:
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#yorais trending topic is soo funnn.. |
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1:27 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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1:27 pm
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mikefoong:
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@deliciatan but but if you search #yorais you can find way worse puns. Why you single me out? :P @billyteoyh_esque |
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1:27 pm
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florencekhay:
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#yorais is so ancient that he still connects internet with Jaring, hence he went to fishing village to ask for one fish net. |
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1:27 pm
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marcDanielRtst:
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@soefira couldn't tell the difference between #yorais and a hole in the ground |
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1:28 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Song of the moment - from David Archuleta - #yorais Don't Lie! |
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1:28 pm
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wongeujin:
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I bet #yorais travels in a western satanic luxury invention with four wheels called a CAR |
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1:28 pm
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9W2WIL:
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Rais is so ancient. He is still waiting to flag down a Sri Jaya bus to take him to Batu Road #yorais |
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1:28 pm
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azwandi:
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@me0wster absolutely hahah #yorais |
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1:28 pm
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chrisoro:
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He'll mail it out via horse RT @leviasher Can't wait for a statement from Rais about #yorais |
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1:28 pm
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midnitelily:
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theres no welcome look in #yorais when I Tweet for you/& now ure starting to criticise little things we do/Uve lost that lovin feeling... |
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1:28 pm
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caxidroidnigon:
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ok guys, signing off for today, will check the mayhem tomorrow #yorais |
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1:28 pm
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sudhir_kumar:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: Eat ur vege! They r good for #yorais |
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1:28 pm
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Spectreoutreach:
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#yorais is history like big giant dinosaur that used to roam the earth |
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1:28 pm
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akukelabu:
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It's in #yorais, i can tell what you're thinking, my heart is sinking too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stIApimToOI |
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1:28 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @9W2WIL: Rais is so ancient. He is still waiting to flag down a Sri Jaya bus to take him to Batu Road #yorais |
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1:28 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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#yorais is so old, he still swears by the MegaTV console still sitting nicely at his tv cabinet & thinks AXN only shows Japanese cartoons. |
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1:28 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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These #yorais jokes are really killing me! I want to RT ALL of 'em!!! Thank you thank you! Keep 'em coming! |
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1:28 pm
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mnasihs:
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haha~ RT @CKGord: #yorais Rais is so ancient, his birthday is on 10000BC. In Mammoth's court, not Court's Mammoth. #fb |
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1:28 pm
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ckgord:
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In #yorais time, Parameswara is called "Sri Maharaja Sang Utama Parameswara Batara Sri Tri Buana" What a long name. |
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1:29 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said "Let there be light" he said "Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih?" #yorais |
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1:29 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Kylie's It's In #yorais never sounded so good! |
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1:29 pm
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mafiz:
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Related to #yorais RT @socialmediainfo: #socialmedia Government shuns social media - Information Age http://ow.ly/16n4bC |
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1:29 pm
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ayeshadam:
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@CKGord no, but #yorais is like 68 y/o.. it's making fun of a grandfather. |
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1:29 pm
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sheeeng:
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Trending Topics #yorais in Top 5 in Twitter Search Page http://ow.ly/Y9eX |
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1:29 pm
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jl:
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He definitely CANNOT say this #yorais is a western trend now. |
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1:30 pm
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RTsocialmedia:
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RT @mafiz related to #yorais rt @socialmediainfo: #socialmedia government shuns social media - information age http://ow.ly/16n4bc |
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1:30 pm
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rameshrajandran:
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In schools tomorrow. Teacher walks in and tells the class "I am watching all of #yorais , don't try anything funny ok?" |
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1:30 pm
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dskinny1:
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In times of racial and religious "divide", we malaysians can count on #yorais to unite us all. 1malaysia dream comes true! Lol!! |
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1:30 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is so technologically backwards, he has a myspace account. And only uses IE6. |
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1:30 pm
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ShahrilHamdan:
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Mom just signed up on Facebook. Brings its host of potential awkward moments for me, but am v proud she aint #dinorais #yorais |
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1:30 pm
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tiarajacquelina:
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Gosh what's up with all this? RT @Idabird: HAAAAAAA! RT@thezerohour RAIS is so old, hes seen puteri gunung ledang mandi air sungai! #yorais |
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1:30 pm
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rosamundwo:
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what if he finds out about this topic leh #yorais |
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1:30 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @akukelabu: It's in #yorais, i can tell what you're thinking, my heart is sinking too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stIApimToOI |
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1:30 pm
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mz_dreuhh:
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#omfg... here we go with them fucking chinos again... #yorais !?!?! wtf is that shitt?!?!? |
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1:30 pm
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sniiffit:
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RT @qpidv: RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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1:30 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @dskinny1: In times of racial and religious "divide", we malaysians can count on #yorais to unite us all. 1malaysia dream comes true! ... |
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1:30 pm
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lhooi101:
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#yorais You living in shit age? You must be ancient |
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1:30 pm
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midnitelily:
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In #yorais, we are 1Malaysia |
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1:30 pm
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easoncheah:
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#yorais may think hashtag is another kind of hashbrown~ |
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1:30 pm
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ckgord:
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LOL. RT @ayeshadam @CKGord no, but #yorais is like 68 y/o.. it's making fun of a grandfather. |
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1:30 pm
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UntoldHero:
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It seems #yorais is getting from the 3rd to 5th :( sad . |
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1:31 pm
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JOHANYUSOF85:
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Rais is so ancient, when he plays golf, he actually uses a caveman's club to tee off. #yorais |
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1:31 pm
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avrilchan:
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You're so full of sh*t, #yorais are brown. |
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1:31 pm
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surinR:
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I'm done Yorais 'ing for the day #yorais |
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1:31 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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Okla this one i have to RT!! RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. (via @junjidelfino) |
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1:31 pm
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kegan:
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If you don't know this already - A Malaysian-made Twitter Trending Topic http://j.mp/8MVx8J #yorais #fb |
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1:31 pm
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chrisoro:
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For sensitive issues, I could say "stick it up", but I'd rather say, "send it up to" #yorais. I'm civilised like that |
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1:31 pm
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soefira:
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Rais is so ancient #yorais is planning taking his next holiday on the Titanic |
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1:31 pm
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vin_ann:
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woot RT @CincauHangus
RT @zique: #yoRais on the ground, #yoRais on the ground, Looking like a fool with #yorais on the ground! |
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1:31 pm
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marvinlee:
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ok, last one.. He so kolot he thought being up on twitter trending topics with #yorais is uber cool |
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1:31 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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HAhahHah LMAO!!! RT @jL: He definitely CANNOT say this #yorais is a western trend now. |
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1:31 pm
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annelicious7:
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Oh my god @klubbkiddkl, I see love in #yorais |
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1:32 pm
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umami88:
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RT @jL: He definitely CANNOT say this #yorais is a western trend now. |
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1:32 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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This one too!!! ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? (via @duuuhvina) |
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1:32 pm
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kaiserben:
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Omg #yorais hanging EGOs r so besar! *face blush* |
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1:32 pm
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shikinami:
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Just to help my Malaysian friends #yorais |
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1:32 pm
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sumwai:
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Blue: "One for the money and the free rides, It's two for the lie that you denied, #yorais, #yorais, I rest my case *uhuh* *uhuh* |
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1:32 pm
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andygts:
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Ahaha RT @zique: #yoRais on the ground, #yoRais on the ground, Looking like a fool with #yorais on the ground! |
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1:32 pm
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meiyingt:
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i was away from twitter for just a mere 5 hours and suddenly #yorais is the topic of the day from almost everyone! |
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1:32 pm
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5xmom:
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RT @qpidv: RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said ;Let there be light, he said ;Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih? #yorais |
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1:32 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @soefira: Rais is so ancient #yorais is planning taking his next holiday on the Titanic |
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1:32 pm
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tekong:
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#yorais is so ancient that he did not start with "dear diary", he start with "once upon a time". (via @5forty2) |
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1:32 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: For sensitive issues, I could say "stick it up", but I'd rather say, "send it up to" #yorais. I'm civilised like that |
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1:32 pm
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azrulh:
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OMG, Kevin from Red Team of Asia Biggest Loser is so big, looks like he's standing in a basket! #yorais |
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1:33 pm
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SethGates:
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#yorais < what is it means? |
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1:33 pm
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baldwinchua:
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1Malaysia is realized tonite through #yorais |
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1:33 pm
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jinnchia:
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Rais is so old, he calls telekom to connect him to his wife. #yorais |
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1:33 pm
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paikia:
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seem like no matter what you are tweeting about, just add the hashtag #yorais and surely won't get wrong. lol |
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1:33 pm
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yuchuns:
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#yorais Tunku Abdul Rahman is no longer Prime Minister. |
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1:33 pm
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bumilangit:
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Aka rais yatim RT @CKGord: In #yorais time, Parameswara is called "Sri Maharaja Sang Utama Parameswara Batara Sri Tri Buana" Wht a long nme. |
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1:33 pm
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nesarajah:
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RT @yoonkit: #yorais is the best thing since #cibai !! Malaysia Boleh! |
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1:33 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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I can see it in #yorais, I can see it in your smile... (via @chrisoro) OMG guys... I've not laughed so much in toooooooo long! Thank you! |
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1:33 pm
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midnitelily:
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#yorais definitely dipping now http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours highest Trend was #3 |
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1:33 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is so anti-twitter, twitter swapped the failwhale with a picture of his face. |
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1:33 pm
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jl:
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Q: How can I get more followers? A: #yorais |
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1:33 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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One more. The Internet is evil! Taking it up the bum is not for guys! Then emerged an ugly wrinkled weevil, and he was known as #yorais |
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1:33 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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#yorais is so ancient that he dint realize the power of twitter made himself popular and he dint know |
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1:33 pm
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yoonkit:
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One is enuf. RT @Hiphog: You should take good care of #yorais. They are the only pair you will ever have. |
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1:33 pm
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nesarajah:
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RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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1:34 pm
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demented_wife:
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RT @baldwinchua: 1Malaysia is realized tonite through #yorais |
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1:34 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @daphne_uijen: HAhahHah LMAO!!! RT @jL: He definitely CANNOT say this #yorais is a western trend now. |
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1:34 pm
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vin_ann:
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@meiyingt same here!!! im only free since 4.30pm! ! ! #yorais |
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1:34 pm
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lynxlee:
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RT @marvinlee: LoL, can even make into song lyrics RT @duuuhvina ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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1:34 pm
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kaiserben:
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May the #yorais be with you. Peace |
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1:34 pm
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tekong:
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Good one! #yorais is so technologically backwards, he has a myspace account. And only uses IE6. (via @Qishin) |
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1:34 pm
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annelicious7:
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@arviena @sakiiinah #yorais is trending topic, startd by ppl who mockd Rais Yatim coz he warned ppl to beware of the evils of FB & Twitter. |
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1:34 pm
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sheeeng:
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Bing #yorais tweets on Twitter, powered by Microsoft. http://ow.ly/Y9ki |
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1:34 pm
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lohhw3:
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(by @mafiz) Related to #yorais RT @socialmediainfo: #socialmedia Government shuns social media - Information Age http://ow.ly/16n4bC |
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1:34 pm
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9W2WIL:
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I think Rais's objective back-fired. Social media freaks are now truly #yorais '1 Msia'. '1' man's meat is another man's poison. |
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1:34 pm
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raxxaq:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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1:34 pm
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lynxlee:
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RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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1:34 pm
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zique:
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@JJhitz @nataliehitz @serenachoong @pietrofelix 2morrow M'sians will call you guys up to request for songs tat has #yorais in the title. :D |
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1:35 pm
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alexwnl:
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If only this thing also blinks each time #yorais is mentioned RTalexwnl http://twitpic.com/yshqp - Snowflake UFO in blinking action |
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1:35 pm
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dogerella:
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Oh you're so cute, you think when you close #yorais I can't see you. |
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1:35 pm
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Imantulen:
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This is so cool..... check it out at #yorais |
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1:35 pm
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victorliew:
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RT @baldwinchua: 1Malaysia is realized tonite through #yorais |
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1:35 pm
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demented_wife:
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I hink #yorais shud hav tweeter acct. he could easily get 1000++ followers tonite |
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1:35 pm
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4lareen:
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WTH! Malaysia has a tt .. (#yorais) ... Peoples we need to make a trending topic n get it to btw no.1 and 5... |
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1:35 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is so old before he came into power, Isa used to be a prophet, not a way of life. |
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1:35 pm
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nicholaschan:
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Wow, what the hell is #yorais. I also want to trend #yorais. |
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1:35 pm
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danielctw:
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RT: @vin_ann: @meiyingt same here!!! im only free since 4.30pm! ! ! #yorais |
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1:35 pm
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baldwinchua:
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In just 5 hrs, #yorais rised from zero to hero...Top 5 in Twitter! |
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1:35 pm
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annelicious7:
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@klubbkiddkl said he is tired being on the evil Internet and will follow Rais's command to stay away from Facebook and Twitter 4 now #yorais |
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1:35 pm
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midnitelily:
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#yorais is http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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1:35 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Can't resist it... #yorais is so ancient, everytime he farts, the museum needs to be dusted! |
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1:35 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @neyrashazeyra: bulletin utama at @tv3malaysia start already. is there any news about #yorais? LOL |
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1:36 pm
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icilalune:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient when we say iPhone he wants us to finish the sentence. "Saya telefon..." |
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1:36 pm
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sunnymst:
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#yorais is turning into a 'chuck norris' or 'yo mama' joke! |
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1:36 pm
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diese:
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RT @zique: @JJhitz @nataliehitz @serenachoong @pietrofelix 2morrow M'sians will call you guys up to request for songs tat has #yorais in ... |
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1:36 pm
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prem87:
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RT @andygts: Ahaha RT @zique: #yoRais on the ground, #yoRais on the ground, Looking like a fool with #yorais on the ground! |
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1:36 pm
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andygts:
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@meiyingt ahah u can't believe #yorais lookin rite.you are so ancient larh |
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1:36 pm
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nesarajah:
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Dear Malaysian media, this you must cover in tomms paper. Show you have a spine. This is news. #yorais |
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1:36 pm
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Petrofsky:
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#yorais is so ancient, he thought that Durex is the only chewing gum brand allowed in Singapore ... |
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1:36 pm
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tekong:
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Need a short nap for my eye, not for #yorais but I hope it still trending |
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1:36 pm
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bal_agil:
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Bwahahahaha! RT @jl: Q: How can I get more followers? A: #yorais |
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1:36 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @icilalune: #yorais Rais is so ancient when we say iPhone he wants us to finish the sentence. "Saya telefon..." |
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1:36 pm
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thumyeemun:
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When he was a kid, dinosaurs roamed the planet. #yorais |
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1:36 pm
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azmibinanuar:
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RT @dogerella Oh you're so cute, you think when you close #yorais I can't see you.#fb |
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1:36 pm
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kzamri:
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#yorais is so ancient he still refers to Iraq as Babylonia |
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1:36 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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Just by looking at him makes me puke real bad! #yorais |
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1:36 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient till my customer postpone his appointment with me damn cant close my deal #yorais |
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1:37 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Did you know : #yorais is so old - dirt was still rocks in his hey day! |
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1:37 pm
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abinesh:
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PM@NajibRazak, #yorais is a effective model to unite Malaysians! Pls Appoint @bongkersz :) |
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1:37 pm
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mclelun:
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@tekong #yorais is cool, and he beat chuck norris |
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1:37 pm
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midnitelily:
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ok Malaysians, #yorais was fun! gnites! |
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1:37 pm
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rameshrajandran:
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RT @sheeeng: Bing #yorais tweets on Twitter, powered by Microsoft. http://ow.ly/Y9ki |
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1:37 pm
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chrisoro:
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You can't lie to the government, they can see it in #yorais |
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1:37 pm
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adrianwong:
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RT @baldwinchua: 1Malaysia is realized tonite through #yorais |
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1:37 pm
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kaishenghoo:
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smoke gets in #yorais ? |
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1:37 pm
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qpidv:
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#yorais might make it no1 on trending topics yaw! Msia boleh! |
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1:37 pm
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jfkjohan:
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okay enough #yorais -ing. back to the multi-engine phase 1 checks for fire out procedures and all. but seriously i'd rather be #yoraising! |
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1:37 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: You can't lie to the government, they can see it in #yorais |
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1:38 pm
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yuchuns:
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I've got no more ice. Can I have #yorais? |
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1:38 pm
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nesarajah:
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I wonder if any of the msian print media have the balls to make #yorais as the headline tomorrow! Cmon grow balls. Grow big balls! Be a man! |
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1:38 pm
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vin_ann:
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its peak was Top 3 RT @baldwinchua
In just 5 hrs, #yorais rised from zero to hero...Top 5 in Twitter! |
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1:38 pm
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sniiffit:
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#yorais is old that when george lucas wrote the phrase "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" was actually about Rais Yatim. |
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1:38 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Did you know : #yorais is so old - the subsidized petrol he pumps now, used to be his pet! |
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1:38 pm
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surinR:
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And Myanmar as Burma RT @kzamri: #yorais is so ancient he still refers to Iraq as Babylonia |
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1:38 pm
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annelicious7:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, his first telephone is a paper cup |
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1:38 pm
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fazrEn:
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i heard tadi #yorais jadi top 3 trending. pehhhh |
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1:38 pm
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JiLLaCute94:
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i dont really noe wat iz #yorais r..., so sad... |
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1:38 pm
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macktenderheart:
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RT @sniiffit: RT @qpidv: RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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1:38 pm
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thumyeemun:
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When he was a teenager, the Egyptians were building the pyramids. #yorais |
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1:38 pm
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monast:
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RT: @Asohan: A winner is you! RT @yoonkit All #yorais are belong to us! superb |
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1:38 pm
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vin_ann:
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Read #yorais tweet, might inspire you! haha RT @JINGroubelle hate lab reports ! still stuck at objectives after so long FML ! |
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1:39 pm
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azrulh:
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Rais is so ancient he still look around for White Castle fast food restaurant #yorais |
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1:39 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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... And good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and Rais Singin' this will be the day that I die... #yorais |
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1:39 pm
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easoncheah:
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#yorais "Rais is one of the most kolot ministers of ALL TIME!!" |
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1:39 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Malaysians would be so proud of #yorais if only Rais had made us internationally famous for the right reasons. |
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1:39 pm
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robertcslim:
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@victorliew #yorais you ar*e |
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1:39 pm
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lynxlee:
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You know what? I'm expecting a @YouTube channel called #yorais soon enough! |
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1:39 pm
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annelicious7:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, when he dies, he will leave a cave for his wife |
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1:39 pm
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meiyingt:
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@vin_ann omg i just realised #yorais is at no5. is this the first msian trending topic? |
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1:39 pm
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erichph:
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RT @thumyeemun: When he was a teenager, the Egyptians were building the pyramids. #yorais |
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1:39 pm
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akukelabu:
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RT @midnitelily: #yorais definitely dipping now http://trendistic.com/yorais/_24-hours highest Trend was #3 |
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1:39 pm
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erichph:
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RT @sniiffit: RT @qpidv: RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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1:39 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais yatim is so ancient till he order 8 deck of birthday cake for his next birthday #yorais |
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1:39 pm
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24hressay:
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#yorais How Rais Yatim caused a storm this morning by claiming Muslims should boycott Facebook & Twitter: http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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1:39 pm
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chrisoro:
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Twitter has done more for #yorais' profile than he ever could changing his mode |
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1:39 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Maybe Rais is trying to make Najib look good. #yorais |
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1:39 pm
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erichph:
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RT @annelicious7: #yorais Rais is so ancient, his first telephone is a paper cup |
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1:39 pm
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qpidv:
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@ErinMiaNaomi me miss you too... sorry babe..dont mean to neglect my bestie but #yorais more happening.. blame him |
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1:39 pm
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erichph:
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RT @surinR: And Myanmar as Burma RT @kzamri: #yorais is so ancient he still refers to Iraq as Babylonia |
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1:40 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @ky123456789: #yorais Rais is so ancient that he thinks the churches were set on fire using firewall |
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1:40 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: Twitter has done more for #yorais' profile than he ever could changing his mode |
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1:40 pm
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dskinny1:
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RT @sniiffit: RT @qpidv: RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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1:40 pm
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robertcslim:
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@victorliew #yorais underline phd as permanent head damage. Rem his thesis topic? |
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1:40 pm
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chrisoro:
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If yr wondering about #yorais , check out http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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1:40 pm
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LynnDhia:
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#yorais is so ancient he's jetfire's father...the first wheel |
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1:40 pm
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yoonkit:
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Aww thanks! I eat a lot of jagung. #yorais RT @plenteh: @spinzer Isn't our @yoonkit just the wittiest! ;D |
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1:40 pm
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akukelabu:
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nites @midnitelily ! thanks for keeping us updated with #yorais! pun intended! |
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1:41 pm
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erichph:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: ... And good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and Rais Singin' this will be the day that I die... #yorais |
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1:41 pm
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annelicious7:
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RT @kellygoh: Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he was born the Dead Sea was still alive #yorais |
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1:41 pm
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erichph:
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RT @azrulh: Rais is so ancient he still look around for White Castle fast food restaurant #yorais |
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1:41 pm
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dogerella:
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#yorais up here! Stop staring at my tits? |
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1:41 pm
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dannyboy242:
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RT @leviasher: Can't wait for a statement from Rais about #yorais . ;) |
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1:41 pm
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kaiserben:
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Never underestimate an ancient #yorais for he is blazing the modern world by Twitter. You rock! |
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1:41 pm
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dannyboy242:
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LOL!!!! RT @avrilchan: You're so full of sh*t, #yorais are brown. |
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1:41 pm
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vin_ann:
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@meiyingt shd be i thinks! you ask other old tweet birds to confirm! im still new in here! #yorais |
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1:42 pm
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sheeeng:
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Look at #yorais Trendsmap, Real Time Local Twitter Trends http://ow.ly/Y9uj |
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1:42 pm
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jonsonchong:
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If you are wondering about #yorais, check out http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais RT @chrisoro |
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1:42 pm
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wongeujin:
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RT @chrisoro: If yr wondering about #yorais , check out http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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1:42 pm
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niezam:
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Telco Perlu Utamakan Perisian Budaya Dan Pembangunan Manusia - Rais Yatim http://bit.ly/6YGgLT /via @mstaronline #yorais say what?! |
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1:42 pm
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unopopshuvit:
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#yorais is a trending topic? Wow... |
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1:42 pm
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chihohoho:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's the one who ate the last dodo... |
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1:43 pm
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qpidv:
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@x_Nicole_x_Val no no no girl. not Help. It's the #yorais fever that has melanda 1Malaysia on twitter |
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1:43 pm
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iantai:
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smoke gets in #yorais . |
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1:43 pm
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24hourpress:
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RT @24hressay: #yorais How Rais Yatim caused a storm this morning by claiming Muslims should boycott Facebook & Twitter: http://bit.ly/5 ... |
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1:43 pm
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victorliew:
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#yorais So why did u ok pull down of Bok House? > Rais asks telcos to pay attention prioritise on ?culture? http://bit.ly/8klb5O |
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1:43 pm
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chrisoro:
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It's wonderful that the Minister of Info was the reason why we Malaysians finally got on the Twitter map! We thank #yorais! |
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1:43 pm
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JustinNeMo:
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20 minutes too early for my badminton session. I am as kiasu as #yorais is ancient. |
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1:43 pm
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mediumshawn:
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Now that we have seen Malaysia mock their own minister #yorais , when is it our turn? :p |
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1:43 pm
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icednyior:
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@meiyingt first was yasmin ahmad @vin_ann #yorais |
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1:43 pm
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adrian_lee:
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#yorais so dumb, he drew his face in a book and told everyone he's on facebook now. |
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1:43 pm
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erichph:
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#yorais now at no.7.... time to call it a night |
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1:43 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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wanna go to court just so to hear them say, "All Rais!" #yorais |
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1:44 pm
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leonardlee:
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#yorais so old, he thinks youtube refers to his wife's down-there |
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1:44 pm
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apple4today:
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tweet community damn creative with #yorais #yorais..! |
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1:44 pm
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abinesh:
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#yorais is treding at No 2!! http://tweetstats.com/trends |
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1:44 pm
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jl:
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1Malaysia is realized tonite through #yorais /via @baldwinchua [here here, oops, sini sini!] |
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1:44 pm
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annelicious7:
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RT @adrian_lee: #yorais so dumb, he drew his face in a book and told everyone he's on facebook now. |
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1:44 pm
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sandeechew:
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He won't get it RT @yoonkit 2morrow, some1 @ his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon & stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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1:44 pm
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feistyflo:
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Off to grab dinner. #yorais made my evening! |
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1:44 pm
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summerr77:
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OMG LOL RT@imraphael RT @DonEvana: BAHA RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga.lol |
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1:44 pm
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paulchua001:
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#yorais is so ancient that he is still using Windows 3.0 for his OS! |
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1:44 pm
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annelicious7:
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RT @iantai: smoke gets in #yorais . |
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1:44 pm
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melonlicious:
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RT @felixchu: Lol this is goooood! RT @delCapo: Teh O Rais satu, kurang otak! #yorais |
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1:44 pm
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yoonkit:
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I think #yorais jumped the shark after 6 hours, at a peak of 0.15%. Not bad, considering the tremendous original content on a niche subject. |
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1:44 pm
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CumCandy54:
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What is so interesting about #yorais anyways? -Kelli Kanyon - h2 try yahoo to find me |
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1:45 pm
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annelicious7:
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RT @dogerella: #yorais up here! Stop staring at my tits? |
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1:45 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @adrian_lee: #yorais so dumb, he drew his face in a book and told everyone he's on facebook now. |
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1:45 pm
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9W2WIL:
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His deputy read his speech. He is bz reading #yorais RT @staronline Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/5hbwVG |
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1:45 pm
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sexNpesos:
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wtf is #yorais ? |
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1:45 pm
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florencekhay:
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RT @annelicious7: RT @adrian_lee: #yorais so dumb, he drew his face in a book and told everyone he's on facebook now. |
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1:45 pm
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izzudin:
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#yorais is so ancient that ... why r u guys saying he's ancient anyway? he's so sexy what.. :D |
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1:45 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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@redmummydotcom ahahaha... tamau. #yorais is so much fun - i haven't used my imagination this much since kalkitos! |
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1:45 pm
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bongkersz:
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#yorais is mine... all the asses are mine... I'll ISA your ass... say who? :P |
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1:46 pm
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mechelllee:
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#yorais so ancient, he's friends with bonobos |
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1:46 pm
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marvinlee:
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another last one, he so kolot he thought that to use Facebook was to put a single photo with his face on it #yorais |
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1:46 pm
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yondie2:
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@aphesz: #yorais claim dat there should be DDR Tarian 1Malaysia mix. baru power |
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1:46 pm
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ngeow:
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Rais is so ancient, he's already read all this #yorais jokes, as cave paintings. Was not impressed then?still not impressed now. |
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1:46 pm
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sasararah:
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#yorais is soooo ancient that he isnt trending anymore .. bye byeeeee #yorais ..(: |
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1:46 pm
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rochellespencer:
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@sexNpesos i think #yorais refers to this person: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rais_Yatim |
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1:46 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's the one who ate the last dodo... @chihohoho #yorais |
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1:46 pm
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chrisoro:
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When yr the man who brought about the downfall of the credibility of yr office, then it's time to open #yorais. Minister of Info, my AIS!! |
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1:46 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is such a joke, he's going to be on Fox News, along with Sarah Palin. |
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1:46 pm
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sandeechew:
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On more serious note #yorais ppl RT @sivinkit RT @LoyarBurok US threatens sanctions over missing jets & church attacks http://bit.ly/6HbOMO |
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1:47 pm
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izzudin:
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#yoizzudin is so sexy that even #yorais can't challenge him |
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1:47 pm
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meiyingt:
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@icednyior ooh yasmin ahmad was first? i didn't notice that one @vin_ann #yorais |
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1:47 pm
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abinesh:
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Now #yorais is teaching bussiness how to run their shows, go Rais! :P http://tinyurl.com/yfub83a |
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1:47 pm
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jameswoon:
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#yorais Rais gonna kungfu all of you Twits soon enough. Seriously -> http://twitpic.com/ysjch |
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1:47 pm
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thumyeemun:
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When #yorais first got married, the dodo was still happily walking around. |
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1:47 pm
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zorocaster:
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@CincauHangus lol...pls la don't insult Chuck Norris by putting him in the same line with #yorais ...round house kick u then u know :P |
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1:47 pm
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melonlicious:
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#yorais didn't update himself in cyberphere, some ppl asked me who is Rai Yatim..lesson learnt #Quote Note to self learn computer! |
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1:47 pm
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chihohoho:
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LOTR-ROTK > Aragorn: "I see in #yorais the same fear that would take the heart of me! But it is not this day..." |
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1:48 pm
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vin_ann:
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Read #yorais! ! ! RT @chellelola
is bored. |
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1:48 pm
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prem87:
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RT @sasararah: #yorais is soooo ancient that he isnt trending anymore .. bye byeeeee #yorais ..(: |
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1:48 pm
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient his birthday is celebrated once in a millenium. #yorais |
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1:48 pm
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sniiffit:
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RT @24hressay: #yorais How Rais Yatim caused a storm this morning by claiming Muslims should boycott Facebook & Twitter: http://tr.im/KSIl |
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1:48 pm
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kzamri:
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#yorais is so ancient the Egyptians depict him as an old man in their hieroglyphs |
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1:48 pm
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nowamunkie:
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We gotta thank #yorais. He made 1Malaysia happen! Like, really happen. Unexpected but who's complaining :P |
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1:48 pm
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weiwei16:
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@WeeHan http://spinzer.us/2010/01/yorais-a-malaysian-made-twitter-trending-topic-story/ #yorais |
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1:48 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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#yorais PATHETIC. |
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1:48 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient his birthday is celebrated once in a millenium. #yorais |
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1:49 pm
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fahmi_fadzil:
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All #yorais are belong to Rais! |
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1:49 pm
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diese:
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RT @amuse_gueule: RT @adrian_lee: #yorais so dumb, he drew his face in a book and told everyone he's on facebook now. |
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1:49 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he thought singapore is part of malaysia. |
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1:49 pm
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islapyou:
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doesn't get how #yorais was appointed as Information Communication Minister, really. |
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1:49 pm
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pinksterz:
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@zafizazura hahahaha #yorais is the new yomama jokes :P |
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1:49 pm
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wongeujin:
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#yorais don't even know that facebook and Twitter is a FREE service -_- |
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1:49 pm
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midnitelily:
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RT @chrisoro: When yr the man who brought about the downfall of the credibility of yr office, then it's time to open #yorais. Minister o ... |
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1:49 pm
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sakiiinah:
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@annelicious7 hahahahhaha gelak2 je bace RT akk pasal #yorais hahaha |
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1:49 pm
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tetchon:
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Rais Yatim to Malaysians: "Stay off TWITTER!!!" Hell yeah to 1 Malaysia! http://bit.ly/6eRCxO #yorais |
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1:49 pm
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syakiela:
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#yorais is getting slower? |
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1:49 pm
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sheeeng:
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2nd place on TweetStats, #yorais is currently trending Twitter stats http://ow.ly/Y9Ca |
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1:49 pm
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chrisoro:
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#yorais served me well, now it is time to say goodbye to it |
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1:49 pm
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kucau:
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#yorais is a joker and stupid but we Malaysian downgraded ourself 2b equally stupid with this Twitter trending |
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1:50 pm
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Mr______X:
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RT @sniiffit RT #yorais How Rais Yatim caused a storm this morning by claiming Muslims should boycott Facebook & Twitter: http://tr.im/KSIl |
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1:50 pm
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erichph:
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#yorais is so ancient, he even made Yoda jealous? |
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1:50 pm
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yoonkit:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he is often mistaken as a vampire. He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym ... Anne Rais #yorais |
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1:50 pm
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9W2WIL:
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Who started #yorais? Run for the next elections. I vote you, u freaking genious. |
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1:50 pm
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akukelabu:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil: All #yorais are belong to Rais! |
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1:50 pm
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hapizudin:
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RT @wongeujin: #yorais don't even know that facebook and Twitter is a FREE service -_- |
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1:50 pm
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spinzer:
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@yoonkit not king of #yorais meh? @plenteh |
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1:50 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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Now THAT was fun! The whole #yorais thing! |
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1:50 pm
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yondie2:
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"If others can spin, why can?t we?" - #yorais on D.J Heroes 1Malaysia edition. |
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1:50 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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#yorais is so old, he still thinks rafidah aziz is the hottest woman in malaysian politics. |
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1:50 pm
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thatsjulich:
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Rafaela Julich #Yorais AHUAHUAHUA que sem graça... |
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1:50 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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#yorais = twitter revolution in malaysia @najibrazak |
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1:51 pm
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simonlim88:
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yes i think so :) RT @shamhardy: whaa? #yorais still on? |
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1:51 pm
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icednyior:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is often mistaken as a vampire. He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym ... Anne Rais #yorais |
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1:51 pm
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maefurriel:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that there was no such subject called "History" when he was in school. BAM! #yorais |
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1:51 pm
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whatdamnnick:
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#yorais is so ancient that he can't has cheezburger...basement kitteh iz watching j00! |
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1:51 pm
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tanjoolee:
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#yorais so old, he thinks youtube refers to his wife's down-there (via @leonardlee) |
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1:51 pm
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justinthen:
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#yorais is so ancient he pioneered the world's oldest profession |
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1:51 pm
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peteteo:
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Dear Mr. PM, yr cabinet shld B peopled w/ persons of high intelligence, as befitting leaders of a talented ppl. So wht happened? #yorais |
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1:51 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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#yorais information...communication? MINISTER?? wahhahhahahaha |
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1:51 pm
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weiwei16:
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RT @SamZzNg: Rais Yatim is so old that His greatgrandchildren lives in the Paleolitic Era. #yorais My last joke. Buhbye peoples. |
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1:52 pm
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alphalim:
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RT @chrisoro: You can't lie to the government, they can see it in #yorais |
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1:52 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @weikim: ROTFL!!! RT @shamaine: #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was Joan Collins' first love |
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1:52 pm
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patchay:
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#yorais might as well ban his own name from twitterrrr lol |
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1:52 pm
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sniiffit:
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no it was @bongkersz RT @spinzer: @yoonkit not king of #yorais meh? @plenteh |
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1:52 pm
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tuansenangbesar:
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#yorais is so old, he still thinks ben johnson is the fastest man on earth & anabolic steroids are legal. |
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1:53 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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#yorais lives in a cave. |
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1:53 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient that he tries depositing his money via internet banking by putting his money on computer screen |
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1:53 pm
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arrentan:
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@daaditsu LOL... Pity #yorais . |
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1:53 pm
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GAWaldenmeier:
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RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin: #yorais lives in a cave. |
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1:53 pm
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leviasher:
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We should do some #yorais is so fat. If people can't see the connection. We'll say it's wireless. =p |
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1:53 pm
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YennLing:
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#yorais is so old the vampires call him dad |
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1:53 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais has his foot so far down his mouth, the saying now goes "Rais sudah menjadi bubur". |
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1:53 pm
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surinR:
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rais buys a psp, takes it to a shop to play fake games, shop says.. sorry sir you must crack it, rais says where? the screen ar? #yorais |
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1:53 pm
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victorliew:
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LOL RT @alphalim: RT @chrisoro: You can't lie to the government, they can see it in #yorais |
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1:54 pm
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melayuminimalis:
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#yorais is so kuno he still 'weblogs'. |
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1:54 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient that he thinks by listening to fly fm your car will fly |
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1:54 pm
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spinzer:
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@sniiffit yes you're right, @bongkersz is king of #yorais! May he watch above all lolol @yoonkit @plenteh |
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1:54 pm
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yoraisINDAhouse:
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jangan menhancurkan budaya kita yang murni ini #yorais |
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1:54 pm
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sniiffit:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is often mistaken as a vampire. He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym ... Anne Rais #yorais |
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1:54 pm
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jumpnbounce:
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#yorais don't you know that following in the footsteps of Dubya is a bad idea? |
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1:54 pm
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bumilangit:
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Bc 2 ayat dalam buku dah mengantuk. Nite peep. Keep #yorais alive! |
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1:54 pm
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julianhopkins:
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#yorais is number five now |
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1:54 pm
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manmohanjit:
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What's up with #yorais? |
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1:54 pm
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melayuminimalis:
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#yorais is so kuno he still official website is still on geocities |
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1:54 pm
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weiwei16:
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lol i swear i did not make joke on #yorais im not that creative haha |
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1:54 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Did you know - #yorais has a birth certificate which is an apology from the condom factory |
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1:55 pm
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geoyws:
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#yorais kacang is melting |
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1:55 pm
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Darryy:
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hey guys dary is back 2 FGRT #yorais |
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1:55 pm
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arrentan:
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RT even #chucknorris cant beat #yorais |
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1:55 pm
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sandrapixie:
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Everyone is talking about this #yorais, I was like who the heck is he only i found out! GOSH #yorais DAMN OLD SCHOOL!! |
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1:55 pm
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syahredzan:
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Hahaha RT @fahmi_fadzil: All #yorais are belong to Rais! |
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1:55 pm
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sniiffit:
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@spinzer i knew there was something wrong with #yorais :P |
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1:55 pm
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melayuminimalis:
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wtf is wrong with my my english? let me 'change my mode', #yorais |
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1:55 pm
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vin_ann:
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omg omg #yorais is dropped to 10th! tahi tahi 3 minutes #yorais |
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1:55 pm
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AidanLegend:
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@alexgoins Rais Yatim; the bigoted Culture Minister of my country. Check him out on the net n spread the word round ; ) #yorais |
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1:55 pm
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waicheen:
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omg all the #yorais tweets are freaking funnayyy ! haha RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? ~ |
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1:55 pm
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yoraisINDAhouse:
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twitter & facebook adalah propaganda barat yang pasti merosakkan kemajuan mental rakyat malaysia. #yorais |
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1:55 pm
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geoyws:
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#yorais is getting cold |
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1:56 pm
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mdshaani:
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@twitter should call for bids from the MSM to relay the trend twits as trawlers? with royalty to participating twipples. #yorais |
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1:56 pm
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vin_ann:
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after 3 mins, #yorais will dropped out from top 10 trending... sayur nana #yorais |
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1:56 pm
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YennLing:
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#yorais is so ancient and hot he ended the ice age |
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1:56 pm
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geoyws:
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#yorais is getting cold, eat faster |
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1:56 pm
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__earth:
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rais is so old, that he's nick is raisaurus #yorais |
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1:56 pm
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missycheerio:
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Everybody you must read this okay about #Yorais RT |
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1:56 pm
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vin_ann:
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after #yorais, is time for us to care for Haiti |
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1:56 pm
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julianhopkins:
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@BernardGT I think America is waking up, so #yorais is less trending. if had international interest, would rise again |
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1:57 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is often mistaken as a vampire. He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym... Anne Rais #yorais |
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1:57 pm
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saiful_azuan:
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When i read your comment in the newspaper, will you possibly read my tweet #yorais? NO, because you don't tweet! Your PM does! HAHA! |
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1:57 pm
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fyxxy:
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apa masalah #yorais ni sebenarnya? ada acc facebook ke tak dia ni? |
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1:57 pm
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kaiserben:
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#yorais asked "apa tu floppy disk? Macam cassete ka?" |
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1:57 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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If Darwin was right, and all of us sprung up from apes, obviousy #yorais didn't spring far enough! |
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1:57 pm
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weiwei16:
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RT @waicheen: omg all the #yorais tweets are freaking funnayyy ! haha RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? ~ |
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1:57 pm
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adrian_lee:
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#yorais so dumb, he brought his laptop along and queued up at the bank to do online banking. |
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1:57 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient that he shops using the Barter system |
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1:57 pm
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yoraisINDAhouse:
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@bongkersz young man, you better repent for what #yorais will destroy the very foundation of our culture. |
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1:57 pm
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alphalim:
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I find interesting people when I look in #yorais. |
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1:58 pm
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crazywrazy:
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If I see anyone tweet #Yorais again, I going to burn them alive! C4 ready |
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1:58 pm
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ributkl:
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"All #yorais are belong to Rais!" - Twittertalk, on Minister of Information Rais Yatim being a technological... http://tumblr.com/xif5o0u3f |
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1:58 pm
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weiwei16:
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all i did was retweeting only lol haha the #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountain is damn creative weih. #yorais |
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1:58 pm
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ChrisLeow:
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RT @thatjames: "Rais is so ancient, when they announced the Second Coming, he thought they were discussing his sex life. #yorais" |
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1:58 pm
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azrulh:
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Why la my foursquare keeps on detecting my location in Washington? Must be #yorais sabotaging! |
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1:59 pm
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geoyws:
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#yorais Now this is culture! YOU"RE DOING A GOOD JOB SIR |
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1:59 pm
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beyoutifool:
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What's up #yorais ??? |
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1:59 pm
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meiyin:
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Or maybe #yorais can continue to watch black & white P Ramlee movies while the rest of the world are on Twitter & FB? |
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1:59 pm
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yoraisINDAhouse:
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NOW WHO TOLD YOU THIS?? MY BIRTHDAY IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY!!! @bongkersz birthday is celebrated once in a millenium. #yorais |
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1:59 pm
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YennLing:
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#yorais |
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1:59 pm
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient his only childhood #macha is Samyvellu #yorais |
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2:00 pm
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parttimepanda:
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#yorais smells like poop? |
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2:00 pm
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sniiffit:
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RT @ChrisLeow:"Rais is so ancient, when they announced the Second Coming, he thought they were discussing his sex life. #yorais |
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2:00 pm
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ayeshadam:
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RT @melayuminimalis: #yorais is so kuno he still official website is still on geocities |
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2:00 pm
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YennLing:
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#yorais is so old that he invented memes |
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2:00 pm
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ChrisLeow:
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is wondering if #yorais can be number #1! |
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2:00 pm
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jameswoon:
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I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past #yorais yet. |
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2:00 pm
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emonurie:
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#nowplaying haiti #arealwifey cadbury #yorais #ihaveadream shorty award kraft scott brown massachusetts |
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2:00 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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@baldwinchua im addicted to #yorais entertaining page. |
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2:00 pm
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sniiffit:
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@YennLing i like #yorais :p |
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2:01 pm
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missycheerio:
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Everybody you must read this okay about #Yorais RT http://bit.ly/8w3m9J |
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2:01 pm
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manmohanjit:
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#yorais, feel sorry for you! old fashion |
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2:01 pm
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crazywrazy:
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@dylan3008 If you tweet #Yorais again, I am going to burn YOUR ASS alive! |
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2:01 pm
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sheeeng:
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Rais Yatim vs. Twitter and Facebook http://ow.ly/Y9WN #yorais |
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2:01 pm
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YennLing:
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#yorais is so old that when farted, the dinosaur went extinct |
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2:01 pm
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9W2WIL:
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@Khairykj Don't shut down pls. One #yorais tweet won't hurt. Just one :) |
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2:01 pm
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jennihsurf:
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ate tom yam fried Rais and its taste effin yuck! #yorais |
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2:01 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais yatim is so ancient til my company appointed new PR exec miss sally #yorais |
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2:02 pm
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sheep319:
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lol #yorais is awesome |
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2:02 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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#yorais pure idiot pathetic old hag. |
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2:02 pm
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erichph:
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RT @yennling: #yorais is so old that when farted, the dinosaur went extinct |
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2:02 pm
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mohamadfazli:
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Malaysians are proud to have #yorais .. You are our twitter idol :D |
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2:02 pm
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pinksterz:
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RT @bongkersz: RT @ChowPong: Hahahaha... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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2:02 pm
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gregorychang:
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Baby... it was #yorais that captured my heart. |
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2:02 pm
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ferlicius:
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#yorais I think! RT @Minervity: Who is Monitoring Twitter and FaceBook? Power of Social Media - http://bit.ly/84iz7Z |
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2:03 pm
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arrentan:
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RT @yennling: #yorais is so old that when farted, the dinosaur went extinct |
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2:03 pm
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jonesaustin3:
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Well, that was.... interesting............? #yorais |
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2:03 pm
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jsadiq:
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Rais is so ancient, his name is actually a corruption of the Egyptian god Ra is! #yorais |
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2:03 pm
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czero90:
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Later all ppl in #yorais kena ISA. LMAO |
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2:03 pm
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rainandpaper:
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RT @alphalim: I find interesting people when I look in #yorais. |
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2:03 pm
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Nenamoesha:
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wow i just logged in n all the tweets i c r #yorais :p |
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2:03 pm
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chingyen:
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#yorais is so ancient he is pushin buttons and doesnt know it |
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2:03 pm
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chefboven:
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#yorais 1malaysia bolehhhhhhhhh |
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2:03 pm
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ckhin:
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"#yorais are as beautiful as the stars," said Guy to Girl. |
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2:04 pm
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kBoey:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is oftn mistaken as a vampire. He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym ... Anne Rais #yorais |
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2:04 pm
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YennLing:
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#yorais is still alive? |
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2:04 pm
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audreytal:
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Wow... @LinaLuvsPumpkin is on a #yorais hating spree hihi :D |
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2:04 pm
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chongck:
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RT @MissyCheerio: Everybody you must read this okay about #Yorais RT http://bit.ly/8w3m9J |
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2:04 pm
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HazelHassan:
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RT @sheeeng: Rais Yatim vs. Twitter and Facebook http://ow.ly/Y9WN #yorais |
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2:04 pm
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abinesh:
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#yorais is ancient, i had to blog about it :P http://bit.ly/8OmPhF |
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2:04 pm
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__earth:
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rais yatim is so ancient, he still has racist sentiment against homo erectus! #yorais |
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2:04 pm
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GAWaldenmeier:
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RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin: #yorais pure idiot pathetic old hag. |
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2:04 pm
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andygts:
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I would like to dedicate this song to Rais Yatim when he reads these tweets tmw- For #Yorais Only http://bit.ly/19FD9e |
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2:04 pm
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kaiserben:
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Gahmen announced 19th Jan as Hari #yorais - cuti !!!! |
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2:04 pm
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alphalim:
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@rinnah Yea, my evening got booked solid reading #yorais. |
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2:05 pm
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kishiey:
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#yorais is trending. haha! sigh. |
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2:05 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Last #yorais tweet of the night - #yorais is ancient, back then they had an outhouse for the $%^& he spewed |
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2:05 pm
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RockeRina:
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RT @andygts: I would like to dedicate this song to Rais Yatim when he reads these tweets tmw- For #Yorais Only http://bit.ly/19FD9e |
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2:05 pm
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electronicfly:
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RT @__earth: rais yatim is so ancient, he still has racist sentiment against homo erectus! #yorais |
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2:06 pm
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beyoutifool:
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#yorais is old veteran =) |
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2:06 pm
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emIlytan420:
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Hilarious!!RT @AldoCCH: RT @jennihsurf: RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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2:06 pm
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YennLing:
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#yorais is so old he is not halal |
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2:06 pm
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hminchan:
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Alright peeps, I'm going to log off to rest my eyes. You all rest #yorais too. G'nite |
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2:06 pm
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nazrul305:
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You think Dalai Lama is 'lama'. #yorais got that covered laaaaaama dulu! |
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2:06 pm
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ashleyteng22:
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RT @MissyCheerio: Everybody you must read this okay about #Yorais RT http://bit.ly/8w3m9J |
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2:06 pm
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YennLing:
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which came first? the egg, the chicken or #yorais? |
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2:07 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he looked up Google in Yahoo! |
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2:07 pm
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jennihsurf:
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rasanya dinosour 2 bernama raisorous kot RT @cherngli
pada zaman dahulu semasa zaman neolitik ada sebuah dinosaur bernama #yorais |
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2:07 pm
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vin_ann:
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RT @emilytan420 Hilarious!!RT @AldoCCH: RT @jennihsurf: RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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2:07 pm
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sniiffit:
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RT @gregorychang: Baby... it was #yorais that captured my heart. |
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2:08 pm
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vin_ann:
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#yorais test test 123 RT @runwitme
Tweet! Tweet! Testing 1.2.3... |
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2:08 pm
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kellaw85:
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damm #yorais so low liao |
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2:08 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @EssayAdvice: #yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. Includes video: http://bit.ly ... |
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2:08 pm
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johnnydear:
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TERBAIK! RT @aletbahaya: #yorais is so kuno biler nampak @melayuminimalis naik beskal dia tanya "encek mana brek? |
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2:08 pm
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nazrul305:
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rasanya dinosour 2 bernama raisorous kot RT #yorais (via @jennihsurf) Raisorous?? ROTFLMAO. |
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2:08 pm
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vijaysaravanen:
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#yorais blueberry is not only cake flavour it's also a phone operating system now! |
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2:09 pm
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azrulh:
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I think participants in Asia's Biggest Losers mentioned FUCK more times than the American version. #yorais |
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2:09 pm
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ckhin:
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If #yorais hates English so much, he should change his name to 'matakau'. |
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2:09 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @sawwaa: AHAHAHAHA OMG. RT @tomattho Rais Yatim is so ancient,he was born in 300B.C. (Before Corruption) #yorais |
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2:09 pm
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sheeeng:
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News that sparked Twitter #yorais trending topic. http://tinyurl.com/yhdbahh via @staronline http://tinyurl.com/ykzyjjx via Bernama News |
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2:09 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Am surprised that Rais could claim Twitter and Facebook are Western influences. When he was born, the compass was not invented yet. #yorais |
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2:09 pm
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melayuminimalis:
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#yorais is so kuno he thinks @nohsalleh is a rapper. |
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2:09 pm
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alphalim:
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RT @peteteo: Social media IS culture, stoopid. #yorais RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais http://bit.ly/6F7KtA |
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2:09 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he tried reaching for his e-mail on the computer screen but couldn't get through. |
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2:09 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @kuahjenhan: Rais so ancient when he saw USB, he laughed and say "sapa bodoh tak tau eja bas ni..masuk angin kluar asap!" #yorais |
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2:09 pm
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nxa0004:
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Whoever try to carbon dating rais should be award with nobel prize bcoz he's way before carbon #yorais |
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2:09 pm
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babyxan:
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the only hatred needs to be spread is towards #yorais wrinkled arse |
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2:10 pm
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AforAdry:
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I foresee this #yorais thing won't die down anytime soon. -_-. Staying outta Twitter 4 a bit. Getting slitely agitated. U guys have fun tho. |
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2:10 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @simonseow: Rais is so ancient that the Flintstones thought that he is their ancestor #yorais |
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2:10 pm
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baldwinchua:
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My eyes are tired reading all these twits on #yorais =p |
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2:10 pm
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bubbles182:
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hahahahaha RT @melayuminimalis: #yorais is so kuno he thinks @nohsalleh is a rapper. |
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2:10 pm
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elviza:
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@MsRazberries @Khairykj @nuyinaim aiyo peeps only for tonite lah, he didn't want to participate in the #yorais fun |
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2:10 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @ViCJaMm: He's trying to get on twitter to read about the #yorais trending topic but he don't know how to switch the pc on |
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2:10 pm
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RockeRina:
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@melayuminimalis
#yorais is so kuno he thinks @nohsalleh is a rapper. > LOL |
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2:10 pm
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annelicious7:
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it's down to #8.. haha.. funny... #yorais |
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2:10 pm
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chrisoro:
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RT @hminchan: Alright peeps, I'm going to log off to rest my eyes. You all rest #yorais too. G'nite |
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2:10 pm
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Thean_Huat:
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Hey Rais #yorais is the butt of all jokes on Twitter. |
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2:10 pm
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emIlytan420:
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LMAO!!RT @ViCJaMm: He's trying to get on twitter to read about the #yorais trending topic but he don't know how to switch the pc on |
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2:10 pm
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5xmom:
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mairais are tired from all the #yorais tweet. Early to bed, early torais. Nite people! Enjoy yorais fun while it lasts. |
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2:11 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @potusa: #yorais #islam #gop #tcot Malaysian minister Rais Yatim attacks Facebook, Twitter as enemies of Muslim culture: http://bit.l ... |
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2:11 pm
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jameswoon:
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@staronline pay attention to #yorais and you'll have a great story for tomorrow. :) |
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2:11 pm
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andygts:
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"For #yorais Only" was the official soundtrack for James Bond 12th Sequel by Roger Moore (1981).So ancient kan? http://bit.ly/6mFWxl |
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2:11 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @hakimism: RT @SamZzNg RT @lightyoruichi: RT @thatjames: Rais is so ancient, he takes off his pants to POKE friends on Facebook. #yorais |
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2:11 pm
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demented_wife:
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the highest rank for #yorais is number 3 |
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2:11 pm
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bal_agil:
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Syabas! RT @johnnydear: TERBAIK! RT @aletbahaya: #yorais is so kuno biler nampak @melayuminimalis naik beskal dia tanya "encek mana brek?" |
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2:11 pm
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saphxssk:
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#yorais should be a yogurt brand name. LOL YORAIS! |
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2:11 pm
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foocheehoe:
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@peteteo #yorais is actually one of the 'smarter' ones in his dumbo cabinet. Najib ain't so bright himself , whadya expect ? |
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2:12 pm
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rudylafaber:
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When the moon hits #yorais like a big pizza pie it's amoré... |
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2:12 pm
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emIlytan420:
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RT @CincauHangus: Rais is so ancient that when the first earthquake happened he thought he farted. #yorais |
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2:12 pm
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demented_wife:
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RT @emilytan420: LMAO!!RT @ViCJaMm: He's trying to get on twitter to read about the #yorais trending topic but he don't know how to swit ... |
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2:12 pm
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beyoutifool:
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now #yorais was a trending topic |
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2:12 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Ah, Rais so clever. He knew making a stupid remark about Twitter would make him more trendy than Obama. #yorais |
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2:12 pm
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ultrawrz:
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||VISIT http://ultrawrz.co.cc||| Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais Shorty Award #ihaveadream Massachusetts Kraft Scott Brown #TLS |
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2:12 pm
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spidersofia:
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i wonder if we pronounce #yorais as yorez or yo-ra-is lol |
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2:12 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he tried to retract his sent e-mail using undo after hitting send button. |
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2:12 pm
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emIlytan420:
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These jokes r killin me!! RT @nazham: Rais is so ancient, he walked into an antique store and they kept him. #yorais |
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2:13 pm
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vin_ann:
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Time to sleep soon! RT @kellaw85
damm #yorais so low liao |
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2:13 pm
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fahmi_fadzil:
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#yorais so old, he'll find out about this #yorais thing in next week's Mesyuarat Post-Cabinet. Even then, he's like, "Twitter? L-band?" |
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2:13 pm
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HanieHidayah:
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#yorais is so ancient he made rotten sour milk taste like vitagen. |
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2:13 pm
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manmohanjit:
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#yorais, I bet you have Facebook too! He must be feeling bad that he ever said that. |
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2:14 pm
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emIlytan420:
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I look like I'm on drugs gigglin at my phone in india RT @seanx2: lol okok enough with #yorais :p i am going to giggle to death |
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2:14 pm
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MewsOfTheMuse:
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#yorais a malaise |
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2:14 pm
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rainandpaper:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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2:14 pm
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dacmo:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient he thinks that the internet is the space between 2 fishing nets. |
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2:14 pm
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rainandpaper:
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RT @sivinkit: RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? ~ this totally cracked me up! ROFL! |
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2:14 pm
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alphalim:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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2:14 pm
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tetchon:
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"Gunakahlah bahasa kebangsaan kita....." #yorais |
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2:14 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he thought wawasan 2020 is in 200 years to come. |
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2:14 pm
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cerventus:
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rt @chingyen: #yorais is so ancient he is pushin buttons and doesnt know it |
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2:15 pm
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yogaretnam:
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All ais on #yorais |
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2:15 pm
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abinesh:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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2:15 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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Go #yorais go! |
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2:15 pm
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zbnr:
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RT @rudylafaber: When the moon hits #yorais like a big pizza pie it's amoré... |
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2:15 pm
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jonesaustin3:
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Fear is like the microwavable version of respect. It doesn't taste as good, but it's much easier to make. -Jack Collins #yorais |
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2:15 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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My favourite #yorais contirbution - #yorais is so old - the subsidized petrol he pumps today used to be his pet! |
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2:15 pm
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liewzy:
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RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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2:15 pm
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Setsuna_san:
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RT @czero90: Later all ppl in #yorais kena ISA. LMAO |
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2:15 pm
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rainandpaper:
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RT @alphalim: RT @joanneliyeng: rais so old that when he saw computer he was surp'rais'ed #yorais [Retweeted for the pun of it.] |
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2:15 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he thinks sleeping in cabinet meetings is emulating the boss. |
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2:15 pm
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bongkersz:
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Hmm, Rais Yatim is so ancient, he's the human's ancestor. Darwin was wrong. Ape evolved from Rais. #yorais |
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2:15 pm
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9W2WIL:
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Rais is so ancient. He stil thinks 'Kee Huat Fantastic Facts n Fancies' is a Kelvinator refrigerator. @patrickteoh #yorais |
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2:16 pm
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AshNair:
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Your mama jokes should be substituted to #yorais jokes... Wait, let me start #yorais is ganna make me fat. |
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2:16 pm
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rainandpaper:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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2:16 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Rais is so ancient, he walked into an antique store and they kept him. #yorais RT @emIlytan420 These jokes r killin me!! @nazham |
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2:16 pm
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ChloeNpy:
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RT @ashleyteng22 @MissyCheerio: Everybody you must read this okay about #Yorais RT http://bit.ly/8w3m9J |
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2:16 pm
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alvinsim:
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HAHAHAHA.. I can't stop laughing to all the #yorais tweets.. please don't stop.. |
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2:16 pm
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orangasle:
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#yorais is bigger than mine! |
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2:16 pm
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shaharzad:
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RT @jfkjohan: @jfkjohan wonders if #yorais is Y2K compliant. |
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2:16 pm
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jonesaustin3:
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#yorais ( #yorais ) Supernothing by Streetlight Manifesto -- today is #yorais |
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2:17 pm
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jl:
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Gonna stop this #yorais while I get cultured with some blue-disc western content; not the gold easily-scratched disc, mind you. |
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2:17 pm
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baldwinchua:
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#yorais better believe it, coz us Malaysians brought him to the Top 3 trending topic in Twitter |
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2:17 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he will support malaysian team in the next fifa world cup. |
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2:17 pm
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ahmadyazid:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks UMNO is still fighting against the Malayan Union... #yorais |
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2:17 pm
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paullmf:
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#yorais is actually up with tech, & knows all about tablets. He still has the scars where moses whacked him with one:) |
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2:17 pm
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altimet:
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ADOIII!! RT @klubbkiddkl: My favourite #yorais contirbution - #yorais is so old - the subsidized petrol he pumps today used to be his pet! |
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2:17 pm
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hashtager:
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# RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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2:17 pm
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nxa0004:
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Rais coined the name milky way bcoz he was still menyusu during the formation of the galaxy #yorais |
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2:17 pm
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daohdarko:
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Bangang sial! LOLOLOL! RT @dyap38: Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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2:17 pm
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hawayou:
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rais is so ancient he still thinks cogankata milo contest is still going on. #yorais |
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2:17 pm
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coolvirus:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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2:17 pm
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icilalune:
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#yorais is so ancient, when the Earth was still dust, he was already hanging around. |
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2:18 pm
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MewsOfTheMuse:
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RT @cerventus: rt @chingyen: #yorais is so ancient he is pushin buttons and doesnt know it |
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2:18 pm
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abinesh:
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Good Nite all! #yorais is almost no 1! http://tweetstats.com/trends.Cant wait to see what the news say about this tom :) |
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2:18 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he thinks he can solve the cold war between usa and ussr. |
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2:18 pm
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coolvirus:
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RT @rudylafaber: When the moon hits #yorais like a big pizza pie it's amoré... |
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2:18 pm
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hawayou:
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haha reallyy? RT @orangasle: #yorais is bigger than mine! |
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2:18 pm
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coolvirus:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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2:18 pm
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coug_ee:
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Evidence of Msian angst? -M'sian initiated #yorais Twitter trending topic on Rais Yatim jokes http://bit.ly/6gv4kx via @myPopIN #socialmedia |
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2:18 pm
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noradzliyana:
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RT @JonsonChong: Rais is so ancient, he walked into an antique store and they kept him. #yorais RT @emIlytan420 These jokes r killin me!! |
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2:18 pm
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sheeeng:
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RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest Wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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2:19 pm
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VeenaRusli:
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RT @dyap38: Mamaks are gonna start serving Teh YoRais Limau tomorrow >.< #yorais |
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2:19 pm
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ZhiQ:
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@paullmf he so medieval, u mean to say?! ;) #yorais |
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2:19 pm
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altimet:
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He so ancient he think formspring is a type of matress. Support your lower back. Sleep better on a formspring today.. #yorais |
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2:19 pm
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Qishin:
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#yorais is becoming such a passe joke, Jay Leno is considering adding Rais to his routine. |
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2:19 pm
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zbnr:
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RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais Only" |
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2:19 pm
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VincentChow:
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RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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2:20 pm
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marniejazel08:
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? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? lol |
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2:20 pm
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manmohanjit:
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RT @sheeeng: RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest Wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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2:20 pm
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vvens:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA RT @vincentchow RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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2:20 pm
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hroslend:
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#yorais rais is so ancient,he thinks high-definition is philosophy. |
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2:20 pm
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metroresume:
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RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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2:20 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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Wonder if #yorais can win Biggest Looser Asia... Go #yorais go! |
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2:20 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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#yorais shall be the King of Stupids |
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2:21 pm
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EssayAdvice:
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#yorais Malaysian minister Rais Yatim urgers Muslims to abandon Facebook & Twitter because of their anti Islam bias: http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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2:21 pm
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ganee:
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I think by now Rais is already drafting a memo to MCMC to ban twitter... or at least #yorais hashtag. |
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2:21 pm
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jplofer:
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New Jaguar and Land Rover global financial services director - http://tinyurl.com/yz8f9ed #sales #marketing #mlm #homebusiness #tls #yorais |
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2:21 pm
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MrNikky:
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Rais doesnt want us to use twitter n FB cos he's just jealous that he doesnt know to use 'em. #yorais |
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2:21 pm
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derFREAK27:
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#yorais me up, i fly up to the sky |
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2:21 pm
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jojin:
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RT @vincentchow: RT @noobienoob: LOL #yorais is so ancient he thinks RT stands for Rukun Tetangga. |
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2:25 pm
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cheeChingy:
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Haha it rhymes!! RT @suanie A new breed of dinosaur has been identified and named "RAISOIGNORAMUS' #yorais |
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2:25 pm
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alphalim:
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RT @GypsyQue3n: #yorais jokes beat yomama jokes |
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2:25 pm
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ekh00:
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Not getting any work done tonight reading all the #yorais stuff :) #fb |
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2:25 pm
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nexuskhan:
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@theancharn @puvanan @Asohan @timothyteoh @jL @midnitelily @ganee thank you all for the awesome RTs on #yorais |
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2:25 pm
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puvanan:
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#yorais made my day. enjoyed d Rais jokes. Ate sm Rais 4 dinner. going to bed nw, u all close #yorais too & we shall Rais early tom mrng. |
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2:25 pm
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RealSaltydogg:
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cant come up with any Rais jokes now but.... screw you for embarrassing Malaysia once again #yorais |
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2:25 pm
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vicng93:
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RT @derrickveejay: What's wrong with using the internet #yorais? We don't live in Africa or something. Even they have access to the net.\ |
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2:25 pm
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vicng93:
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RT @derrickveejay: 8 things that doesn't belong to the malaysian culture, selain internet #yorais http://bit.ly/78tck4 |
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2:25 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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Well, for it's worth malysian tweeps RAISed hell the last couple hrs #yorais |
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2:25 pm
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hazwan66:
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What's up with #yorais someone please explain. :) |
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2:25 pm
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eeleen:
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@GypsyQue3n wat's up with this #yorais thinggy?? tak faham faham la.... |
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2:25 pm
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sevencollar:
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Iklan, iklan. SEVENCOLLAR T-SHIRT'S NEW ALBUM THE GREAT BATTLE OUT NOW. myspace.com/scts hahahahahah #yorais |
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2:26 pm
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jimmyang:
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LOL. RT @derFREAK27: #yorais me up, i fly up to the sky |
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2:26 pm
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HanieHidayah:
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HAHAHAHA RT: @shashamarissa: LOL RT @jennihsurf: RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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2:26 pm
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sunnymst:
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u haven't seen hawa's! RT @hawayou: "haha reallyy? RT @orangasle: #yorais is bigger than mine!" |
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2:26 pm
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plenteh:
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LOL! RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is often mistaken as a vampire.He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym..Anne Rais #yorais |
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2:26 pm
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demented_wife:
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of all the interesting bits about malaysia, #yorais top them all |
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2:26 pm
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jimmyang:
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Google it. Its about this stupid minister RT @Jesssicajade: what does #yorais even mean? i dont understand.... |
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2:26 pm
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tetchon:
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YES I HAVE :D hahaha RT @sunnymst: u haven't seen hawa's! RT @hawayou: "haha reallyy? RT @orangasle: #yorais is bigger than mine!" |
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2:26 pm
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jimmyang:
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WORD! RT @jameswoon: @staronline pay attention to #yorais and you'll have a great story for tomorrow. :) |
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2:26 pm
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ReneTVG:
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#yorais! Wake up lah! |
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2:27 pm
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MewsOfTheMuse:
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HAHAHA!@altimet:@yoonkit:Rais is so ancient he is often mistaken as a vampire.He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym Anne Rais #yorais |
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2:27 pm
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saiwanstar:
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Did Maxis and Digi shares drop after this announcement? RT @staronline: Telcos should have more cultural content: Rais #yorais |
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2:27 pm
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adeizman:
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RT #yorais is so old - the subsidized petrol he pumps today used to be his pet! |
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2:28 pm
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LinaLuvsPumpkin:
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#yorais is so stupid that he walks into Prada but then asks for Gucci. haha. |
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2:28 pm
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spinzer:
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O_o RT @ghimeu: Hahaha WTF #yorais is so old - the subsidized petrol he pumps today used to be his pet! |
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2:28 pm
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jonsonchong:
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Rais is as old as Mother Earth is big. #yorais |
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2:28 pm
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altimet:
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@klubbkiddkl hooooo, your #yorais is gold lah! I kalah. Cannot fight. |
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2:29 pm
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jeslinlam:
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RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin: #yorais is so stupid that he walks into Prada but then asks for Gucci. haha. |
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2:29 pm
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saiwanstar:
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Truth is Rais WAS in politics b4 Samy RT @Asohan @yoonkit Rais Yatim is so ancient he was around before Samy Vellu was in power #yorais |
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2:29 pm
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suanie:
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Did you know that the Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow's original lyric was, "I'm so 3000 and 8, you're so Rais and late..."? #yorais |
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2:29 pm
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9W2WIL:
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#yorais is so ancient. Sports n Social media unites Msians. He still thinks it is 'Bakat RTM'. |
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2:29 pm
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tiarajacquelina:
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will let you know who I am once I start watching Glee @klubbkiddkl @sultanmuzaffar @Idabird. Have fun #yorais bashing meantime. |
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2:30 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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@altimet what can i say... #yorais inspired me |
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2:30 pm
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nileshbabu:
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#yorais is so old, when asked when is the independence day of malaysia, he answered "tahun depan" |
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2:30 pm
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azrulh:
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#tv3malaysia comes out with statistics on #ajl24 which has 3k followers on twitter. What would #yorais comment bout this? |
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2:30 pm
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orangasle:
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Rais says so ;) RT @hawayou haha reallyy? @orangasle: #yorais is bigger than mine! |
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2:30 pm
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bongkersz:
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Ah, #yorais can be your eyes, your ass, your rice, you raise or.. what it was originally meant to be - Yo! Rais! |
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2:30 pm
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audreytal:
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omg!! that is sooo fucking hilarious XD RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin #yorais is so stupid that he walks into Prada but then asks for Gucci. haha. |
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2:30 pm
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limbenji:
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i come back from a long day at work thinking that i can wind down abit but NOOOOoooOOoOO, Rais has to talk cock again. What now?! #yorais |
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2:31 pm
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azrulh:
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Rosyam Nor is too old to play hero in Nigina on#tv3malaysia now. They should get #yorais to play hero, instead! |
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2:31 pm
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hawayou:
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haha RT @tetchon: YES I HVE :D hahaha RT @sunnymst: u haven't sn hawa's! RT @hawayou: reallyy? RT @orangasle: #yorais is bigger thn mine! |
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2:31 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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reckons #yorais is proof of malaysian unity and solidarity... teeheee... |
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2:31 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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#yorais .. GO Malaysians!!!!! work harder to make him top one!!! |
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2:31 pm
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sniiffit:
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RT @bongkersz: Ah, #yorais can be your eyes, your ass, your rice, you raise or.. what it was originally meant to be - Yo! Rais! |
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2:32 pm
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alphalim:
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This is the most fun I've had on Twitter ever. I Rais my glass to you. #yorais |
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2:32 pm
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coolvirus:
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"In #yorais, the light, the heat, In #yorais, I see the doorway of a thousand churches" as long as the churches don't use certain words... |
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2:32 pm
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Ling_Chan:
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Lololol! This is the best so far! Hahahaha! RT @cookiemie: RT @rameshrajandran: In the near future Blacks will use #yorais instead of yomama |
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2:32 pm
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9W2WIL:
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Rais is so ancient tat he is left at Sultan Abd. Samad's building and not moved to Putrajaya. #yorais |
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2:32 pm
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zique:
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Rais so Ancient that The Ancients calls him Ancient #yorais |
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2:32 pm
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ReneTVG:
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#yorais soooooo YummY! I want to addrais! |
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2:32 pm
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czero90:
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#yorais is so awesome that my Tweetdeck crashed twice. |
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2:33 pm
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lonevoice:
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#yorais is so ancient he's waiting to read all these in tomorrow's paper |
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2:33 pm
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limjiawei:
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Hahahaha! You are so good at this #yorais jokes! RT @joanneliyeng: #yorais so old he thought Google is something you wear when you swim. |
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2:33 pm
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truelovej:
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8 things that doesn't belong to the malaysian culture, selain internet #yorais http://bit.ly/78tck4 RT @vicng93 @derrickveejay |
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2:33 pm
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tannernagib:
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LOL RT @eyerizzz: Wrong. he has his own special Buku 444. RT @tannernagib: Rais is so ancient he keeps his accounts on buku 555 #yorais |
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2:33 pm
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HazelHassan:
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He is famous on Twitter! RT @sheeeng: 2nd place on TweetStats, #yorais is currently trending Twitter stats http://ow.ly/Y9Ca |
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2:34 pm
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jfkjohan:
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I'm gonna close my eyes, so you go close #yorais too aight! 1 Malaysia... Goodnight. |
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2:34 pm
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najmienoordin:
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#yorais is so old,when ppl say they hate KJ,he tot it meant kelana jaya;) |
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2:34 pm
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coolvirus:
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RT @therealDrM: Rais Yatim is so old, he was Frank Swettenham's local rent boy. #yorais |
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2:34 pm
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KarenDcruz:
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#yorais is so ancient he uses pigeons to send mail |
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2:35 pm
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yoonkit:
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Only way this can stop is to stab #yorais out! (@NadiaFly @altimet) |
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2:35 pm
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KarenDcruz:
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#yorais is so old, he use to hang wit father time! |
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2:35 pm
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suanie:
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Okay no more lame Rais Yatim jokes from me. Prison has no broadband. #yorais |
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2:35 pm
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altimet:
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he so old he don't got a photo in his passport, he got a piece of rock glued on with his likeness carved on it. #yorais |
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2:35 pm
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ZaQHASHiMK:
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Rais so old when he was in school there was no history class #yorais |
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2:35 pm
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kvseng:
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@gyap I also having typo error!!!!! #yourais #yorais.. I am old |
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2:36 pm
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ArlyneK:
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RT @RockeRina: #yorais is so old he thinks Broadband is a bunch of fat musicians. |
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2:36 pm
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saphxssk:
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RT @altimet: he so old he don't got a photo in his passport, he got a piece of rock glued on with his likeness carved on it. #yorais |
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2:36 pm
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nazaireen:
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I think Rais doesn't even know how to fb & tweet so he tend to ban it! #yorais |
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2:36 pm
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KarenDcruz:
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#yorais is so slow, his grandkids graduated high school before he cud! |
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2:36 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he bought Fred Flintstone's car second hand. #yorais |
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2:36 pm
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ZainHD:
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RT @yoonkit: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is often mistaken as a vampire. He wrote his autobiography under a pseudonym ... Anne Rais #yorais |
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2:36 pm
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mohamadfazli:
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RT @nadiahkimie: reckons #yorais is proof of malaysian unity and solidarity... teeheee... Totally |
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2:36 pm
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orangasle:
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Rais tells Najib to stick it where the sun don't shine.. Najib replies that would be #yorais |
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2:37 pm
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sniiffit:
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is #yorais hurting now? RT @yoonkit: Only way this can stop is to stab #yorais out! (@NadiaFly @altimet) |
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2:37 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he attended the press conference when dudes discovered fire. #yorais |
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2:37 pm
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syahminasim:
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damn this #yorais make me laugh |
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2:37 pm
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yoonkit:
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RT @suanie: The Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow's original lyric was, "I'm so 2000 and 8, you're so Rais and late..."? #yorais |
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2:38 pm
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KarenDcruz:
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#yorais so old, he problie didn't ever know MJ died |
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2:38 pm
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kushairi:
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Oh, I'm so proud of our most celebrated minister coz until this hour, #yorais topic is still alive! |
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2:38 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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i wonder if #yorais knew the p'rais' he had to pay when he offended social media users. |
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2:38 pm
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smubblerz:
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Had enough of #yorais for the day. Heading home to deal with some unfinished business. |
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2:38 pm
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zbnr:
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You can do it, put #yorais into it, put #yorais into it! |
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2:38 pm
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yoonkit:
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Ya, @bongkersz! RT @weikim: You guys better be careful or #yorais will raISA #yorais's |
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2:38 pm
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Sticks666:
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RT @orangasle: Rais tells Najib to stick it where the sun don't shine.. Najib replies that would be #yorais |
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2:38 pm
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kvseng:
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RT @sheeeng: Look at #yorais Trendsmap, Real Time Local Twitter Trends http://ow.ly/Y9uj |
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2:38 pm
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tannernagib:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, there's a chapter on him in Sejarah Melayu #yorais |
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2:38 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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@altimet how bout this - #yorais so old, when Adam and Eve were created, they called #yorais ATUK! |
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2:38 pm
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ArlyneK:
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RT @albnok: Before there was politics #yorais founded paleolithic, mesolithic and neolithic parties. |
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2:39 pm
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mohamadfazli:
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#yorais so old it fell off the trending topics list |
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2:39 pm
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Sticks666:
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#yorais is, as they say, KELASIK!!! |
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2:39 pm
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azrulh:
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Rais was so ancient he thinks Siti Fairuz is one of the finalists in the recent #ajl24 #yorais |
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2:39 pm
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saiwanstar:
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#yorais is so ancient, he is on first name basis with all the egyptian pharoahs |
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2:39 pm
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kushairi:
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Rais is so ancient, he thinks DJ Dave, Latiff Ibrahim and Hail Amir are still the chart toppers! #yorais |
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2:40 pm
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tannernagib:
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#yorais is no longer a trending topic. Rais u lucky b* |
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2:40 pm
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dixonloo:
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@alletslexy Hmmmmm .. I'm still with this twitter thingy , what's is #yorais ? Sounds fun .. And what is the use of # ? |
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2:40 pm
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christhoo:
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Long time ago,a monster called Rais with terrifying kok-talkingpowers existed & it is said to haf lived until today #yorais |
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2:41 pm
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ponniechin:
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i can't think of any good #yorais jokes noooooooo |
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2:41 pm
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GAWaldenmeier:
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RT @LinaLuvsPumpkin: #yorais is so stupid that he walks into Prada but then asks for Gucci. haha. |
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2:41 pm
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roshanravi:
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RT @yoonkit: RT @suanie: The Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow's original lyric was, "I'm so 2000 and 8, you're so Rais and late..."? #yorais |
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2:41 pm
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Sticks666:
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#yorais is so old, he took his driver's license on a dinosaur |
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2:41 pm
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saiwanstar:
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#yorais is so out of date that P.Ramlee held demos against him during the days of Do Re Mi |
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2:41 pm
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JScarper:
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Habislah, #yorais is gone lol. |
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2:41 pm
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HerdiOflo:
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LMAO @altimet He so old he attended the press conference when dudes discovered fire. #yorais |
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2:41 pm
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icilalune:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he hasn't realised we live on oxygen. |
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2:41 pm
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leejialiang:
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lol at #yorais |
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2:42 pm
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bukhariramli:
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Why can't I sleep right now? Oh, I haven't got my teh #yorais limau for today. |
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2:42 pm
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orangasle:
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Uncle Tom(US Military) says "I WANT U". Rais says I want #yorais :))) |
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2:42 pm
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azrulh:
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Rais is so ancient he still tune in to Radio RTM every Sunday morning, waiting for his favorite radio show "No. 5 Persiaran Satu" #yorais |
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2:42 pm
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bongkersz:
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#yorais tries not to be ancient, he shuffles to Uji Rashid songs., |
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2:42 pm
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ekh00:
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RT @derrickveejay: 8 things that doesn't belong to the malaysian culture, selain internet #yorais http://bit.ly/78tck4 |
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2:42 pm
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smubblerz:
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19 Jan should be declared as #yorais Day. |
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2:43 pm
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meing:
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#yorais so ancient he created the first fart. |
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2:43 pm
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kwanseng:
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Rais oh rais! You make me laugh. Move forward sir, not backwards. #yorais |
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2:43 pm
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rubinkhoo:
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RT @nileshbabu: #yorais is so old, when asked when is the independence day of malaysia, he answered "tahun depan" (via @amrirahim) oh my ..! |
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2:43 pm
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ArlyneK:
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RT @Vikraman: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks American Idol is a deity. #yorais |
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2:43 pm
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orangasle:
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Uncle Tom(US Military) says "I WANT U". Rais says I want #yorais @hawayou :))) |
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2:43 pm
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bluelixie:
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RT @zilch: Rais is so ancient, he worked as a lumberjack in the sahara forest #yorais #fb |
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2:43 pm
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mohamadfazli:
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RT @smubblerz: 19 Jan should be declared as #yorais Day. |
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2:44 pm
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9W2WIL:
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Rais is so ancient that he thinks Lotus F1 is a type of flower fertilizer. #yorais |
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2:44 pm
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sniiffit:
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RT @nazroll: do u want some sambal belacan with #yorais? |
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2:44 pm
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sheeradjafar:
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RT @ZaQHASHiMK: Rais so old when he was in school there was no history class #yorais |
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2:44 pm
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saiwanstar:
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#yorais still think the internet is a knitting class and twitter is someone calling him names! Opps we r calling names! |
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2:44 pm
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Sticks666:
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Cadbury bought out by Kraft Foods. http://bit.ly/5ShyZ0. But then again, #yorais wont care bcuz it's western companies |
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2:44 pm
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @smubblerz: 19 Jan should be declared as #yorais Day. |
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2:44 pm
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ibanese_aldric:
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#yorais is history - again! |
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2:44 pm
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coolvirus:
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All these lame Malaysian politcal jokes make you want to gouge #yorais out. Out of the government. |
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2:44 pm
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JustinRoseworn:
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Dont forget the # tag Pete #yorais RT @PeteShiroku he's so ancient that Genghis Khan had to explain to him that Mongolia is not an animal |
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2:44 pm
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khaisim:
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lol RT @bluelixie: RT @zilch: Rais is so ancient, he worked as a lumberjack in the sahara forest #yorais #fb |
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2:44 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he was on American soil b4 the Native Americans (#soPC) were. He called them invaders, taking his land. Give him casino. #yorais |
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2:44 pm
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baronhawk:
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RT @starwing: - I will transfer RM10 to whoever came out with the best quote about Rais Yatim. #yorais. Pls RT |
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2:44 pm
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meing:
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#yorais is bow dough. |
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2:44 pm
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hminchan:
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ok last one #yorais is so old, "Walk Like a Dinosaur" wasn't a song. He did walk like a dinosaur! Wait, he IS a dinosaur! |
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2:44 pm
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baldwinchua:
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#yorais is so ancient, his meaning of Blackberry actually refers to rotten-berries! |
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2:45 pm
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baronhawk:
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RT @bongkersz: RT @theancharn: I will transfer RM5 via maybank2u to the best #yorais quote |
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2:45 pm
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joeyuli:
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yo rais! #yorais tak boleh tahan panas ka? i give you ais, so put #yorais on #yorais and semua ok, ok? |
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2:45 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @saiwanstar: #yorais still think the internet is a knitting class and twitter is someone calling him names! Opps we r calling names! |
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2:45 pm
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tetchon:
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YoRais so old, he thinks that we are still colonized by the British #yorais |
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2:45 pm
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bongkersz:
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It's been 8 hours since the 1st #yorais tweet and Malaysians still not getting enough of Rais Yatim? Man, he's so FEMOS! |
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2:45 pm
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bluelixie:
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RT @zilch: hahahahahaha RT @akukelabu: Dinner time, Mom used to tell me to, 'put some soup to go together with #yorais' #fb |
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2:45 pm
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paolodelfino:
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4 more things that bukan budaya kita: akademi fantasia, parliamentary toupées, awek skodeng and teh limau #yorais |
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2:46 pm
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bluelixie:
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RT @zilch: Rais is so ancient he is crowned oldest surviving man in guiness world book of records #yorais #fb |
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2:46 pm
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bal_agil:
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"Walaupun rupamu tak ku kenal, tetapi #yorais tetap menjadi pojaan hatiku!" - script that didn't make the cut for P.Ramlee movie... |
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2:46 pm
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florencekhay:
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@baldwinchua #yorais thinks it's dyed raspberry. |
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2:46 pm
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khaisim:
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RT @bluelixie: RT @ zilch: RT @akukelabu: Dinner time, Mom used to tell me to, 'put some soup to go together with #yorais' #fb |
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2:46 pm
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sotongzai:
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Eh no more #yorais ady ah ppl? |
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2:46 pm
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kukujiao:
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#yorais you win, i agree Internet is evil. Will stop using it now onwards.........till I wake up tomoro. |
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2:47 pm
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sheeradjafar:
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Hahahaha RT @jameswoon: I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past #yorais yet. |
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2:47 pm
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nazezz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, his Proton Perdana is custom made Flinstone-style pedal powered. #yorais |
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2:47 pm
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MeganChng:
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#yorais is so old, he sees everything in black and white. and yellow. |
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2:47 pm
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mohamadfazli:
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Try googling this "#yorais twitter" |
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2:47 pm
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unmsia:
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#yorais, do you know what we're doing on Facebook?! http://bit.ly/50Jau8 |
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2:47 pm
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ChrisLeow:
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@sniiffit Ha ha ... OK. I must give credit where credit is due. @thatjames #yorais joke is the best I've read so far. :P |
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2:47 pm
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3kTo10k:
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smoke gets in #yorais |
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2:47 pm
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kushairi:
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Dlm berita TV3,Shahidan anggap dirinya dan Zolkples spt adik-beradik.Pulak dah! Sbelum ni dia ajak kawan tu bertinju! #yorais ada berani? |
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2:47 pm
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smokedchizzu:
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#yorais is so ancient he's now become a part of history |
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2:47 pm
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HerdiOflo:
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LMAO !! @altimet He so old Adam and Eve go back to his house for hari raya. #yorais (inspired by @klubbkiddkl) |
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2:47 pm
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radianceleong:
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@saiwanstar hahaha catching on to #yorais eh? hahaha. see u tmr, right? :) |
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2:47 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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@baldwinchua #yorais haha Blackberry as rotten berries lol |
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2:48 pm
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bluelixie:
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RT @ben_israel: haha! RT @spinzer #yorais me up, through all the stormy tweets.... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mou ... |
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2:48 pm
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miri085:
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i also enjoy the #yorais bit about him meeting confucious hahaha |
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2:48 pm
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Sticks666:
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#yorais is so old, during his time, history was called Current Affairs. (updated version of @ZaQHASHiMK's) |
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2:48 pm
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mohamadfazli:
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RT @smokedchizzu: #yorais is so ancient he's now become a part of history |
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2:48 pm
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zilch:
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Now #yorais talks about how internet/social media devices contributed to the development of civilisation. Too late http://bit.ly/68UIqw #fb |
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2:48 pm
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jetleets:
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#yorais is so old, he think twitter is bird singing outside his window! |
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2:48 pm
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dustyhawk:
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#yorais is like chicken shit. hot for a moment and then it cools down. Just like Rais ! |
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2:48 pm
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joeyuli:
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@caloey ya dia. slow macam #yorais je wtf |
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2:49 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @paolodelfino: 4 more things that bukan budaya kita: akademi fantasia, parliamentary toupées, awek skodeng and teh limau #yorais |
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2:49 pm
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rameshrajandran:
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#yorais is sleepy and so is mine...goodnite tweeps... |
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2:49 pm
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, you buggers should be ashamed of writing 'I'm first' everytime you comment. Rais is always 1st #yorais |
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2:49 pm
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altimet:
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He so old his nationality Pangea. #yorais |
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2:49 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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@smokedchizzu #yorais yeah WE 1 Malaysians made him historical!! |
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2:49 pm
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saiwanstar:
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#yorais is the first Malaysian to get his PhD from the London School of Economics in 1895 when the LSE was set up!! |
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2:49 pm
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justinthen:
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LMAO or shud it be #yorais ? RT @eddyhan: careful with all the twits, the government might kick #yorais... |
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2:49 pm
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khaisim:
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HAHAHA WTF! HAHAHA! RT @spinzer #yorais me up, through all the stormy tweets.... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains |
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2:50 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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Is it too late for #yorais jokes now? |
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2:50 pm
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liewcf:
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AFP: 'Beware Internet use', Malaysia warns http://bit.ly/7vbvIh #yorais |
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2:50 pm
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aaron1kee:
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Life is so fragile. I can tweet #yorais now & the next moment you will be tweeting my death. #yoaaronkee anyone? |
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2:50 pm
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sheeradjafar:
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ok nite peeps. enjoy ur #yorais tweets! :D |
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2:50 pm
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joeyuli:
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#yorais tak tahan facebook balik guna friendster je la |
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2:50 pm
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elyantie:
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@nadiahkimie what/who is #yorais? me blur... |
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2:50 pm
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jetleets:
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#Yorais is so old he thinks facebook is when you fall asleep on you book and it leaves an imprint on your face. |
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2:51 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he DJ-ed at Beethoven's record release party. #yorais |
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2:51 pm
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Sticks666:
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Patrick Teoh's take on #yorais 's latest koktok http://bit.ly/7Z897T |
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2:51 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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@lightyoruichi #yorais is never too late to be made fun of |
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2:51 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he was Mozart's hypeman. #yorais |
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2:51 pm
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mkismkismk:
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@lightyoruichi what's about the rais #yorais thing going on today? |
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2:52 pm
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alphalim:
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Iz in mai bed reading #yorais. ? at 1B Pinang http://gowal.la/s/8vt |
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2:52 pm
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wenzhiC:
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Rais is so ancient,that his only way to become famous in the world of communication was by making such statements abt twitter.#Yorais |
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2:52 pm
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bongkersz:
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#hamsoR - when I look into #yorais I see the reflection of my big hair... |
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2:52 pm
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khaisim:
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RT @islapyou: can imagine 1 of the #yorais twitter ppl being gotcha-ed by @JJHitz and Ean mehehe. "Hello, you are being arrested under ISA" |
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2:53 pm
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joeyuli:
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#yorais you have internet on #yorais cepat buang dan bakar takut termakan! |
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2:53 pm
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mafiz:
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#yorais RT @GuyKawasaki: How teachers are using Twitter in the classroom http://adjix.com/zj62?7b |
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2:53 pm
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JScarper:
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Rais so old, he already forgot what the fuck he said just hours ago. http://tinyurl.com/yzrjnou #yorais |
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2:53 pm
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orangasle:
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AI tells Rais #yorais is mine! |
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2:53 pm
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apple4today:
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RT @scheekeong: How about tis one: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he probably thinks @AnwarIbrahim is still DPM! #yorais kakakaka... |
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2:53 pm
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mrradi:
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#yorais so old that when he wake up tomorrow morning he thought he had been transport to the future |
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2:53 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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@bongkersz Bugger, i'm brain dead now, cannot come up with new #yorais jokes |
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2:53 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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@elyantie #yorais is re rais yatim's statements re "malaysians shouldn't diperdaya oleh budaya barat twitter & facebook" |
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2:53 pm
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miri085:
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rais yatim is so awesome he only recognize one element in the periodic table;the element of surprise (via chuck norris) #yorais |
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2:54 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he live-tweeted about the parting of the Red Sea. Naw, I'm lying, he doesn't tweet, fools! #yorais. |
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2:54 pm
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izzatruslan:
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?Facebook dan Twitter Adalah Satu Kejutan Budaya? ? Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim http://gengblogger.com/read/14462 #yorais |
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2:54 pm
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mrradi:
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ha ha too late to join the #yorais tweets |
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2:54 pm
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shamry:
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This is the most hilarious RT @bongkersz #yorais tries not to be ancient, he shuffles to Uji Rashid songs., |
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2:54 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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Someone please, she so slow, but #yorais is slower. RT @mkismkismk: @lightyoruichi what's about the rais #yorais thing going on today? |
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2:54 pm
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alleviatealex:
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RT @ributkl "All #yorais are belong to Rais!" - Twittertalk, on Minister of Information Rais Yatim ?http://tumblr.com/xif5o0u3f |
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2:54 pm
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zique:
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@zique WTF style Tongue-Twister: Rais rose and raid some rice and raise the rice to #yorais |
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2:54 pm
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miri085:
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rais yatim is so ancient if you are born on the same date with him, he will always be older than you #yorais |
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2:55 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he was consultant on Charlton Heston's 10 Commandments and Spartacus, for historical accuracy. #yorais |
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2:55 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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@rachaelmia XD i'm not, just go read some #yorais tweets and laugh yourself funny. End of bad day. =D |
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2:55 pm
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AshNair:
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RT @altimet: He so old his nationality Pangea. #yorais |
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2:55 pm
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meing:
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#yorais, wanna have borderless communication? Oh wait. Cannot. Budaya kuning! |
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2:55 pm
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jetleets:
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My mother used to tell me "Finish #yorais. Think of all the hungry people in Africa!" |
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2:55 pm
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Rudyculous:
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Electricity cannot be accepted wholly as it's founded by a westerner. We're just users. #yorais does the same theory apply here? |
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2:55 pm
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IMMJN:
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Rais Yatim is actually John Connor. In the future, he will Rais Against the Machines #yorais. |
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2:55 pm
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Sticks666:
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LMAO!!!! RT @ributkl "All #yorais are belong to Rais!" - Twittertalk, on Minister of Information Rais Yatim ?http://tumblr.com/xif5o0u3f |
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2:56 pm
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hiimesha:
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What's with #yorais as a trending topic?Hahaha fine, I'm out of here! |
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2:56 pm
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ezanee:
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RT @maskawaih: Rais is so ancient that he thinks a casette would fit an iPod #yorais |
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2:56 pm
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Meloshi:
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more political comedy from Malaysia RT @victorliew: RT @scheekeong: For our foreign friends intrigued by #yorais go here: http://goo.gl/QiQj |
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2:56 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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@mkismkismk RT @lightyoruichi #yorais The full story of the Malaysian minister who attacked Twitter and Facebook today. http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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2:56 pm
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milotabur:
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RT @jetleets: #Yorais is so old he thinks facebook is when you fall asleep on you book and it leaves an imprint on your face. |
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2:56 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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Lol! RT @altimet: He so old he was consultant on Charlton Heston's 10 Commandments and Spartacus, for historical accuracy. #yorais |
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2:56 pm
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Kirksman:
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RT @sheeradjafar: RT @ZaQHASHiMK: Rais so old when he was in school there was no history class #yorais |
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2:56 pm
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AshNair:
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He so old he had raptor eggs sunny side up #yorais |
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2:57 pm
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kazwan:
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He is so old that when we say "rap", he go and tapau the radio. #yorais |
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2:57 pm
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Donkz:
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#yorais is so old, he is still earning clams |
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2:57 pm
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czero90:
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Someone should go compile the best #yorais tweets. Anyone up for it? |
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2:57 pm
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yauhui:
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@bongkerz Jaga ya! RT @khaisim RT @islapyou imagine 1 of #yorais tweeers being gotcha-ed by @JJHitz @Eanhitz. "Helo, u r arrested under ISA" |
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2:57 pm
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mizahisham:
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RT @megreat: Whahahahahaha! RT @kushairi: Rais is so ancient, he thinks he is much older than Edward Cullen #yorais |
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2:57 pm
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milotabur:
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RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains ? |
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2:57 pm
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alphalim:
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Does looking in #yorais turn you on? I may have a #socialmedia job for you. (No, not fixing the .gov of #Malaysia.) |
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2:58 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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wakakakakakaka RT @IMMJN Rais Yatim is actually John Connor. In the future, he will Rais Against the Machines #yorais. |
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2:58 pm
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joeyuli:
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#yorais jaga sikit tengok astro dan MTV nanti #yorais terjatuh ke lantai |
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2:58 pm
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melobubu:
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RT @altimet: He so old he was consultant on Charlton Heston's 10 Commandments and Spartacus, for historical accuracy. #yorais |
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2:58 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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RT @Rudyculous Electricity cannot be accepted wholly as it's founded by a westerner. We're just users. #yorais |
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2:58 pm
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mizahisham:
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And indeed, the #yorais entries are funny as hell. Surely my aunt wouldn't find it funny. She's a fan. |
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2:58 pm
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tetchon:
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yorais are red, yorais are blue, sugar is sweet, but you are not! #yorais |
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2:58 pm
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mrradi:
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lol RT @spinzer #yorais me up, through all the stormy tweets.... RT @duuuhvina: ? #yorais me up, so i can stand on mountains |
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2:58 pm
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ronshah:
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Ok. Thts it.. No more #yorais joke from me... |
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2:58 pm
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alexbwkhoo:
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WTF is #yorais all about?? |
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2:58 pm
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teycindy:
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i'm not surprised... #yorais is an Aries!!! hahaha |
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2:59 pm
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tetchon:
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RT @nadiahkimie: wakakakakakaka RT @IMMJN Rais Yatim is actually John Connor. In the future, he will Rais Against the Machines #yorais. |
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2:59 pm
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marshamaung:
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ok, it's been a real riot with the #yorais thing. it's time to call it a day |
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2:59 pm
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kazekaze:
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RT @Rudyculous Electricity cannot be accepted wholly as it's founded by a westerner. We're just users. #yorais |
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2:59 pm
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AshNair:
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He so old he mistook the Big Bang for an orgy #yorais |
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2:59 pm
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bongkersz:
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Chuck Norris is awesome, but he has to call Rais Yatim limpeh.. #yorais |
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2:59 pm
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tekong:
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@tekong #yorais is cool, and he beat chuck norris (via @mclelun) |
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2:59 pm
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cherngli:
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RT @Soofiz: #yorais so old he never gets old!!! |
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2:59 pm
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Donkz:
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#yorais is so old, he is playing on 200 yards par 10 golf courses |
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2:59 pm
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zique:
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R U Surprised that #yorais is 69years old until he hits April 2010? Look Gau loooooooooooooooo |
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3:00 pm
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WarrenHo:
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I'm jumping on the wagon too. #yorais so old, his IC number is 0000001. // Does Kamunting have Maxis 3G? |
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3:00 pm
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bongkersz:
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Only Rais Yatim dares to tell Chuck Norris, don't kao bu kao peh.. #yorais |
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3:00 pm
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teongtatt:
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LOL!! RT @bongkersz: Chuck Norris is awesome, but he has to call Rais Yatim limpeh.. #yorais |
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3:00 pm
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ronshah:
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Except maybe just one last one. :) #yorais is so old he still thinks the world is going to end in the year 2000. |
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3:00 pm
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amanruzaini:
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tekong is too much into #yorais and he reply to himself XD RT @tekong: @tekong #yorais is cool, and he beat chuck norris (via @mclelun) |
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3:01 pm
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mllyssa:
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come on #yorais !! u can do much better. kesian kitorg tgk u tauu haha dem. |
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3:01 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @teycindy: i'm not surprised... #yorais is an Aries!!! hahaha |
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3:01 pm
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miri085:
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rais yatim is so ancient you do not get old,you got raised #yorais |
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3:01 pm
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altimet:
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RT @Soofiz: #yorais so old he knew what my grandma did last summer... |
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3:01 pm
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amyamincun:
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hahaha. aduii..ade ke patot aku baru paham #yorais tu ape. haha! |
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3:01 pm
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bongkersz:
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Never call Chuck Norris a kiddo, unless you're as ancient as Rais Yatim. #yorais |
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3:01 pm
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JuiceMy:
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RT @altimet He so old his nationality Pangea. #yorais >that's so nerdy it's gotta b our fave so far! LOL! |
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3:02 pm
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sandeechew:
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RT @i5kandar #yorais so ancient he mails out batu bersurats | RT @shamaine #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he drove Van Gogh insane... |
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3:02 pm
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bukhariramli:
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#yorais is so old, he asks people to vote for Parti Perikatan. |
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3:02 pm
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MewsOfTheMuse:
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RT @AshNair: He so old he mistook the Big Bang for an orgy #yorais |
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3:02 pm
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jaschintaz:
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These #yorais jokes are really leaving me rolling on the floor with laughter, literally. Keep it up, tweeps. Dont forget to read the papers! |
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3:03 pm
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kazekaze:
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kazekaze
HAHAHAHAHA i didn't know. i thought it's astro's Rudy :P cuz i'm at #yorais page...so happening la there! LOL @sarahcmteng |
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3:03 pm
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Petrofsky:
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RT @mohamadfazli: #yorais so old it fell off the trending topics list |
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3:03 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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i need to rest my eyes from #yorais... |
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3:04 pm
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cherngli:
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RT @bukhariramli: That's his son: Dino Rais. RT @cherngli: pada zaman dahulu semasa zaman neolitik ada sebuah dinosaur bernama #yorais |
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3:04 pm
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mayakins:
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Big bang happnd when he farted RT@Idabird:RT@Aisehman:Rais is so ancient,he insists the Big Bang happened d first time he got lucky #yorais |
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3:04 pm
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meshr83:
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I have shortened my twitter username to that it will be easier on #yorais . Nite nite.. |
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3:04 pm
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leonamanutd:
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@peanutmomster the #yorais tag is simply to make fun of our information, communications and culture minister for what he said 2 days ago |
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3:04 pm
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sapiensbryan:
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RT @suanie: Did u know tat the Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow's original lyric was, "I'm so 3000 and 8, you're so Rais and late..."? #yorais |
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3:05 pm
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amyamincun:
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yeah same here. RT @nadiahkimie: i need to rest my eyes from #yorais.. |
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3:05 pm
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AdrianNCF:
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Jom 1Gua!!! #yorais |
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3:05 pm
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demented_wife:
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alas!! #yorais no longer the trending topic |
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3:05 pm
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bukhariramli:
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All secrets are for Rais. For #yorais only! |
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3:05 pm
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kucau:
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He is so old n heart broken, thinking that anwaribrahim still a virgin #yorais |
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3:06 pm
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he only watch RTM tv channels #yorais |
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3:06 pm
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kesterize:
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Havin more talks wt @semnos and @michding. It started wt a discourse about #yorais haha. C'est la vie. |
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3:06 pm
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gerard_lim:
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iTablet? RT @paullmf: #yorais is actually up with tech & knows all about tablets. He still has the scars where moses whacked him with one:) |
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3:06 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he wished for global warming back in the ice age. #yorais |
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3:06 pm
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nileshbabu:
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my #macha #yorais is so ancient, he writes in hieroglyphics |
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3:06 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so ancient Lara Croft stole him for her collection. |
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3:06 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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#yorais is so ancient, he shouts "someone is looking at me" when he sees his reflection in the mirror. |
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3:06 pm
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sandeechew:
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RT @shanonshah Rais is so ancient he thinks he needs to flirt to turn on the computer. #yorais | ...he thinks Singapore is in #1Malaysia. |
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3:07 pm
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meshr83:
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RT @NileshBabu: my #macha #yorais is so ancient, he writes in hieroglyphics |
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3:07 pm
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kai_en:
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Only TV1 RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he only watch RTM tv channels #yorais |
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3:07 pm
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meing:
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For my international friends who want to know about the malaysian hashtag #yorais (thanks @spinzer) http://bit.ly/72eM28 |
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3:07 pm
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9W2WIL:
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Hey, @elee618. Give us 1 #yorais tweet. |
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3:07 pm
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nudgeman:
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#Yorais wants telcos to prioritize on culture, next campaign gonna be Yellow man wearing samping riding kuda kepang |
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3:07 pm
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zilch:
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Rais is so ancient that Zoo Negara captured him & labeled his enclosure "Living Fossil" #yorais #fb |
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3:08 pm
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altimet:
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RT @Soofiz: Hahaha RT @natalierose_: Last tweet for the night: #yorais so old, the candles on his birthday cake cost more than the cake. |
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3:08 pm
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miri085:
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rais yatim is so ancient rais yatim can divide by zero (via chuck norris)#yorais |
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3:08 pm
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feistyflo:
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RT @bongkersz: Never call Chuck Norris a kiddo, unless you're as ancient as Rais Yatim. #yorais |
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3:08 pm
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desmondkiu:
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Rais is asking telcos to prioritize their mobile content on culture and human civilization. So ppl will just watch TV3? #YoRais |
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3:09 pm
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maharis:
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What does #yorais and http://kotexluxe.com.my/ have in common? Hint: LMAO |
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3:09 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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he looks forward 2 check out the pretty chicks reading susunan rancangan segment @bongkersz #yorais so ancient he only watch RTM tv channels |
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3:09 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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I simply love reading all the #yorais tweets!! Lol. If only I could come up w some myself.. |
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3:09 pm
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bukhariramli:
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#yorais is so old his ID card number is in Roman numerals. |
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3:09 pm
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zique:
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Rais just announced that #yorais has been rejected due to all this rais-ing problems that is affecting all corporations in Malaysia |
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3:10 pm
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limbenji:
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Rais is so old that his breast squirts powdered milk #yorais |
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3:10 pm
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teckchi:
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Rais once again prove malaysia boleh! he is on the top ten list of trending topic! #yorais |
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3:10 pm
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nikazwaa:
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@_ena_ u haven't been paying attention to the #yorais trending topic? :D RT @_ena_: Wtf? http://bit.ly/5qsnvZ |
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3:10 pm
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gyap:
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Not thinking, like #yorais @gyap I also having typo error!!!!! #yourais #yorais.. I am old (via @kvseng) |
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3:10 pm
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nileshbabu:
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according 2 google, "Rais Yatim bakar jambatan" http://twitpic.com/ysssm #yorais amacam ? |
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3:10 pm
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cherngli:
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He is so ancient, he rais-ed from the dead!! Hahha get it get it! #yorais |
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3:10 pm
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miri085:
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rais yatim is so ancient nathan drake is looking for him in uncharted 3 #yorais |
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3:10 pm
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demented_wife:
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I love this one - Boom Boom Pow's original lyric was, "I'm so 3000 and 8, you're so Rais and late..."? #yorais |
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3:10 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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HOMG SHLONGZ #yorais |
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3:10 pm
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danielyc:
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as #yorais to stay in the cave .. RT @AlvinKyen: Here he goes again! RT @staronline Telcos should h.... Rais http://bit.ly/5hbwVG |
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3:10 pm
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tiptra:
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@altimet just catching up on the #yorais tweets. Hilarais doods, i mean hilarious... |
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3:11 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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#yorais is so ancient he coughs and sneezes dust. |
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3:11 pm
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demented_wife:
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#yorais patrickteoh
rais is so old he just realised dialogues are to achieve harmony |
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3:11 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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@limjiawei hahaha kenot, no more stamina. arent #yorais sleepy? mine are - i'm falling asleep! |
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3:11 pm
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bongkersz:
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Rais Yatim denies he's ancient, he raps to Uji Rashid's songs in dual modes to prove he's hip. #yorais |
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3:12 pm
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bukhariramli:
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RT @nileshbabu: according 2 google, "Rais Yatim bakar jambatan" http://twitpic.com/ysssm #yorais amacam ? |
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3:12 pm
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cherngli:
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Rais is soo ancient he is friends with Edward Cullen #yorais #twilight |
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3:12 pm
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karrotgold:
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#yorais u so old even cavemen calls u 'Uncle' back then! |
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3:12 pm
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jillianjtl:
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Oh Lordy. Another one for the Malaysian faux pas book of records. #Yorais actually made the trending list today. Altho some of it was funny. |
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3:12 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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Now laughing friends deride / Tears I can not hide / Oh... so I smile and say / When a lovely flame dies / Smoke gets in #yorais |
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3:12 pm
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julianhopkins:
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@sultanmuzaffar Hmm #yorais is off the trending topics now |
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3:12 pm
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WarrenHo:
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#yorais so old, he told the Sultan about Tuah's affair. // Doesn't really work, this. Can't be too specific, don't want to get burninated. |
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3:12 pm
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nileshbabu:
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terima kasih utk RT & berkongsi lawak jenaka #yorais - signing out! adios! |
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3:12 pm
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Rudyculous:
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DiGi's yellow man is already in tune with culture. Look at DiGi billboards when you cross state borders! They're so "ahead" of time! #yorais |
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3:13 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he helped spell check the Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa. #yorais |
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3:13 pm
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nudgeman:
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#Yorais is so ancient he called porn as blue film |
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3:13 pm
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nileshbabu:
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US threatens sanctions over missing jets and church attacks - http://bit.ly/8cqmGK #yorais WTF! |
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3:14 pm
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jillianjtl:
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#Yorais is so old he actually thinks Facebook is a book with people's pictures in them. Isn't that a yearbook? Oops, too much? |
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3:14 pm
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jetleets:
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#yorais is so big, I can fit a big fat black mama into it. |
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3:14 pm
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danielyc:
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@NileshBabu all of us will be detain by the ISA @bryanhoo @bongkersz @neyrashazeyra #yorais |
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3:14 pm
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LotusF1Team:
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RT @9W2WIL2010Rais is so ancient that he thinks Lotus F1 is a type of flower fertilizer. #yorais |
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3:14 pm
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bukhariramli:
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#yorais is so old he thought credit crunch is a breakfast cereal. |
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3:14 pm
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bukhariramli:
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#yorais is so old he thought credit crunch is a breakfast cereal. |
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3:15 pm
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cherngli:
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Lol RT @Soofiz: #yorais so old build a new house but the toilet was out side! (Next to the perigi) |
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3:16 pm
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jfkjohan:
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Before yo-mama-so-fat jokes there were #yorais -so-old jokes. No, there weren't anything before that. |
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3:16 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is a case of, 'the wheel is running but the hamster is dead' |
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3:16 pm
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cherngli:
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Clever golf joke :) RT @donkz: #yorais is so old, he is playing on 200 yards par 10 golf courses |
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3:16 pm
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keydam:
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i'm so old i just stumbled upon #yorais |
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3:17 pm
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altimet:
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RT @Soofiz: #yorais so old, he thought mr miyagi karate! wax on, wax off |
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3:17 pm
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limbenji:
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Rais is so dumb it takes lightyears for his brain to respond to "rais is so old " jokes #yorais |
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3:17 pm
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jfkjohan:
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Can't sleep so gonna study & think of more #yorais tweets. |
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3:17 pm
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kazwan:
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He is so old that he set traps for his computer mouse. #yorais |
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3:17 pm
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bal_agil:
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Word... RT @altimet: He so old he helped spell check the Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa. #yorais |
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3:17 pm
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he helped ben franklin to fly the kite that stormy night #yorais |
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3:17 pm
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cheeChingy:
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I think #yorais is labeled as spam by Twitter. |
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3:18 pm
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HazelHassan:
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LOL RT @saiwanstar: #yorais is the first Malaysian to get his PhD from the London School of Economics in 1895 when the LSE was set up!! |
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3:18 pm
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twthisguy:
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RT @zbnr: You can do it, put #yorais into it, put #yorais into it! |
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3:18 pm
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nileshbabu:
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#yorais is so funny - when the astronauts called in & said, "Houston, we got a problem?", he replied "Gotcha!!". Pre-recorded 4 RTM |
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3:18 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he represented Malaysia at the opening of the Stonehenge. The Pyramids, too. #yorais |
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3:18 pm
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bongkersz:
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He is Merong Mahawangsa RT @altimet: He so old he helped spell check the Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa. #yorais |
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3:18 pm
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jfkjohan:
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#yorais so old, his family tree just be roots! |
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3:18 pm
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julianhopkins:
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RT @cheeChingy: I think #yorais is labeled as spam by Twitter. <- why do you say that? |
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3:19 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @NileshBabu: US threatens sanctions over missing jets and church attacks - http://bit.ly/8cqmGK #yorais WTF! |
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3:19 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient, he thinks iPod is a kind of kueh. #yorais |
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3:19 pm
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joeyuli:
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#yorais so old he rode on a t-rex's back FUCKYEAH |
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3:19 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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He so old he had raptor eggs sunny side up #yorais (via @AshNair) You are wicked la K'tak!!! |
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3:19 pm
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satwin:
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Good one Bro.Me oso try to crack one too RT @jfkjohan: #yorais so old, his family tree just be roots! |
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3:19 pm
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so amcient his polyponic ringtone sing to the song wannabe by spice girls and his mobile number start with 010 prefix #yorais |
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3:20 pm
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zique:
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#yorais is so ancient scientists wonders whether apart from Homo Sapiens and Primates, is there another species call Rais. |
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3:20 pm
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Seymores:
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when I think of #yorais I think of old folks home -- the dump kids section |
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3:20 pm
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jetleets:
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#yorais is so old, he thinks twitter is the sound of birds singing outside his window! |
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3:20 pm
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WarrenHo:
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Last lame one, I promise. #yorais so old, he knew what Facebook was like before the quizzes. // *snicker* |
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3:20 pm
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kazekaze:
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@ian_canfly OMG *faints*yea he's d one abt fb & twit..not electricity...it's jz what ppl made up...go to #yorais page and you'll know ;) |
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3:20 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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#yorais is older than that! He watched it RT @yumiikaz: i think it will take ten million years to download all four seasons of Bones.fml fml |
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3:21 pm
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baldwinchua:
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#yorais so old and cranky he's gonna go shutdown syarikat Twitter |
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3:21 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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Hahahaahaha! RT @kazwan: He is so old that he set traps for his computer mouse. #yorais |
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3:21 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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Crap RT @cheeChingy: I think #yorais is labeled as spam by Twitter. |
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3:21 pm
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yapthomas:
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If Rais is stressing himself out on #yorais, maybe he needs to join #talitenang to bertenang this Saturday... http://bit.ly/900GR0 |
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3:22 pm
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puvanan:
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@merppremo @akukelabu @shahrulazlan @ujeantology @bal_agil @klustout @kobbydope @4ndo thank you for all the RT on #yorais |
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3:22 pm
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hardeshsingh:
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#yorais is so old he thinks SMS is new http://tr.im/KTfN |
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3:22 pm
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jfkjohan:
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Aviation History. Before (the brothers) WRIGHT, there were WRONGS (#yorais). |
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3:22 pm
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maddogdude:
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kekeke RT @LotusF1Team: RT @9W2WIL2010Rais is so ancient that he thinks Lotus F1 is a type of flower fertilizer. #yorais |
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3:22 pm
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neyrashazeyra:
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@danielyc HAHAHHA sure. c u in jail tomorrow. HAHAHHA #yorais |
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3:23 pm
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Rudyculous:
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#yorais so old he don't tweet. He shrieks like a pterodactyl. |
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3:23 pm
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MewsOfTheMuse:
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Ironic that #yorais in fame is due to Twitter! Throwing in the cards, good nite all! Wonder if it will make the news tomorrow. |
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3:23 pm
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MiraKamaruddin:
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RT @raille: RT @altimet: RT @Soofiz: #yorais so old he knew what my grandma did last summer... |
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3:24 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais cakap orang puteh -- merdeka speech http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPoSawmrK5w |
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3:24 pm
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habsah:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil: #yorais so old, he'll find out about this #yorais thing in next week's Mesyuarat Post-Cabinet. http://myloc.me/31tVx |
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3:24 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he was on the Project Wheel R&D team. #yorais |
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3:24 pm
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jfkjohan:
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Somebody recall #yorais ! RT @BreakingNews: Chrysler recalls about 24,000 vehicles to fix a defective part that could cause brake failure. |
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3:24 pm
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AshNair:
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Nasi Lemak is not a substitute for Fatty #yorais .. pls ah... don't got there! |
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3:24 pm
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pinksterz:
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@cheeChingy coz no more #yorais in the TT topics? i thought my home page got screwed up coz its not showing. |
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3:24 pm
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zczen:
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thinks #yorais is gaining popularity more than he ever had since he became the minister. ancient! |
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3:24 pm
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scorpiusgal:
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RT @simonseow: Rais is so ancient that he thinks @staronline is a new solar system #yorais |
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3:25 pm
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fairuzain:
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#yorais is so old, he writes on papyrus |
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3:25 pm
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szetooweiwen:
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We salute you #yorais ness! |
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3:26 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old, he probably sleep 6 hours ago. |
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3:26 pm
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spinzer:
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RT @yapthomas: If Rais is stressing himself out on #yorais, maybe he needs to join #talitenang to bertenang this Saturday... http://bit. ... |
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3:27 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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RT @scorpiusgal: RT @simonseow: Rais is so ancient that he thinks @staronline is a new solar system #yorais |
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3:27 pm
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islapyou:
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@aiman_arif @joezzle #yorais is a trend about yais ratim, who said that FB and Twitter are too westernized and is bad for us |
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3:27 pm
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dannyboy242:
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@casoncheong maybe #yorais is embarrassed he loves fb and twitter lol |
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3:27 pm
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jfkjohan:
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Lols! 1malaysia! RT @satwin: Good one Bro.Me oso try to crack one too RT @jfkjohan: #yorais so old, his family tree just be roots! |
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3:28 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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@amyamincun good luck with #yorais resting. I don't seem to be doing too well haha! |
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3:28 pm
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kazwan:
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ROTFLMAO!!! RT @Rudyculous: #yorais so old he don't tweet. He shrieks like a pterodactyl. |
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3:28 pm
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nazrul305:
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#yorais u might want to fix the Internet connection in Malaysia first before talking about net-culture, spin docs etc. Still using dial-up? |
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3:28 pm
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aliciagoh:
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#yorais is so ancient he communicates using smoke signals |
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3:29 pm
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atreyustrange:
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Stop making #yorais so famous on twitter lah! Oh SHIT. I just contributed one! Dem. |
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3:29 pm
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jaschintaz:
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Time to sleep. Sweet dreams, everyone. Dont let the #yorais bite. Coz the oldness might be infectious :P |
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3:29 pm
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jfkjohan:
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#yorais came first. Sorry chicken, Sorry egg. |
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3:29 pm
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sivinkit:
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RT @alphalim: I find interesting people when I look in #yorais. ~ Hope our beloved minister feels the "luv"! |
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3:30 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais OneObsoleteMalaysia |
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3:30 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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RT @szetooweiwen: We salute you #yorais ness! |
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3:30 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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RT @kazwan: ROTFLMAO!!! RT @Rudyculous: #yorais so old he don't tweet. He shrieks like a pterodactyl. |
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3:30 pm
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zczen:
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RT @ky123456789: #yorais Rais is so ancient that he thinks the churches were set on fire using firewall |
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3:30 pm
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joeyuli:
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#yorais so old he discovered Malaya |
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3:30 pm
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radkliler:
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is there any members of the malaysian press in #yorais ? Just asking... |
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3:30 pm
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nileshbabu:
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#yorais is so old, he joined friendster 2 minutes ago |
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3:31 pm
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Rudyculous:
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We just might be giving #yorais what he wants. Come tomorrow, we won't be on facebook, we'd be in some prison's mugshotbook. |
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3:31 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient he thinks SMS stands for Sidang Mesyuarat Singkat. #yorais |
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3:31 pm
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crazymalaysian:
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#yorais, up on whatthetrend! http://www.whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais |
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3:31 pm
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Seymores:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient he thinks SMS stands for Sidang Mesyuarat Singkat. #yorais |
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3:31 pm
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nileshbabu:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient he thinks SMS stands for Sidang Mesyuarat Singkat. #yorais |
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3:31 pm
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leezackjay:
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really malu (embarrassed) to have a minister like #yorais |
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3:32 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient the Incas thought he was a Mayan. #yorais |
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3:32 pm
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joeyuli:
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takpela #yorais tangkap kitorang no ISA cell can hold the entire internet |
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3:33 pm
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altimet:
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RT @jfkjohan: #yorais came first. Sorry chicken, Sorry egg. |
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3:33 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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RT @zique: #yorais is so ancient scientists wonders whether apart from Homo Sapiens and Primates, is there another species call Rais. |
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3:33 pm
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alexwnl:
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This #yorais thing can't be stopped. I guess the 'Rice' sudah jadi bubur. |
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3:33 pm
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jaschintaz:
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#yorais is so old that when he saw the hash tag before his name he thought he was being asked to play tic-tac-toe. |
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3:33 pm
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kucau:
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r u his grandaughter hahaa RT @MiraKamaruddin: @Soofiz: #yorais so old he knew what my grandma did last summer... |
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3:34 pm
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yogsms:
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#yorais #yorais they tell me how much you stare ooh yes you will always be the endless dope! |
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3:35 pm
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sivinkit:
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@soonwei I'm following too ... and it's awefully entertaining. Much needed relief after writing on Trinity & M'sian society #yorais |
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3:35 pm
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andychin:
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How's the #yorais trending goes? Guess is Msian sleeping time. it went down... |
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3:35 pm
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graciegrapesc:
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@jfkjohan haha there was #yorais when there were no chicken nor egg. |
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3:35 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient he sticks CDs into his 8-track player. #yorais |
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3:36 pm
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jaschintaz:
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LOL! RT @Seymores: #yorais OneObsoleteMalaysia |
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3:36 pm
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desmondkiu:
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Malaysian politics is so addictive! #YORAIS is HILLARIOUS! There is rebel wit Nazri challenging courts. Sodomy dramas. Action - C4. All in 1 |
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3:36 pm
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AshNair:
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U can't have malay movies spliced with english anymore.. its either or. Apparently its bastardizing the language.. so says #yorais |
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3:36 pm
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mikefoong:
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#yorais can you tell us what the hell is L-Band? - http://bit.ly/5DJydB @itchannel Podcast - http://bit.ly/5kFIGW |
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3:36 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient, he thinks iPod is a kind of kueh. #yorais |
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3:36 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais so old he doesn't know English, he only "cakap orang puteh" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXMWB-4kyr0 |
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3:36 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais yatim is ancient till so many birthday celebration in Nailis sentul #yorais |
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3:37 pm
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ujeantology:
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@zczen i think #yorais is gaining popularity more than he ever had since he became ancient! |
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3:37 pm
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banunatina:
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#yorais is so ancient he thinks social media consists of videotaping a kenduri. |
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3:37 pm
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alexwnl:
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When asked about twitter, #yorais says who doesn't have them? I got 2 that came with my car sound system. |
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3:37 pm
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nileshbabu:
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not only #yorais knows wht ur grandma did last summer, he also knows what she did in the past lives! |
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3:37 pm
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diese:
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wahahaha.. this is a good one! RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient he thinks SMS stands for Sidang Mesyuarat Singkat. #yorais |
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3:37 pm
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roshanravi:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient he thinks SMS stands for Sidang Mesyuarat Singkat. #yorais |
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3:37 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @hardeshsingh: #yorais is so old he thinks SMS is new http://tr.im/KTfN |
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3:37 pm
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deanarmora:
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Don't get the whole #yorais joke. Heck, even I don't agree with him. But maintain some class please and maintain decorum. |
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3:37 pm
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sharonisme:
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LMAO!!! RT @ainsofia #yorais is so old his IC number is 1. WTF. #yorais is so old he sat next to Moses in school. |
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3:37 pm
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ctaudreylim:
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RT @banunatina: #yorais is so ancient he thinks social media consists of videotaping a kenduri. |
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3:38 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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RT @nileshbabu #yorais is so funny, when the astronauts called in & said, "Houston, we got a problem? he replied"Gotcha!" Pre-recorded 4 RTM |
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3:38 pm
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keriangandunia:
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hahahah lucu RT @melayuminimalis #yorais is so kuno he thinks @nohsalleh is a rapper. |
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3:38 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @daphne_uijen: RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient, he thinks iPod is a kind of kueh. #yorais |
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3:38 pm
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banunatina:
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RT @zaqhashimk Rais so old when he was in school there was no history class #yorais <-- HAHAHAHA /via @skinnycow |
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3:38 pm
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diese:
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Okaay.. no more reading #yorais... Need to sleep, busy day tomorrow.. |
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3:38 pm
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jetleets:
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#yorais must be playing tricks on you if you see burning buildings. |
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3:38 pm
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gwenyeoh:
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msians needa sleep. RT @iamdiandra: oh no, #yorais isn't trending anymore. |
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3:38 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais Yatim is to ancient till someone introduce toddy biz to my deejay sani stone!!.. #yorais |
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3:38 pm
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wetwetwater:
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#yorais is so ol skool, he thinks MJ was black! |
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3:39 pm
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yoonkit:
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#yoyoma is not as ancient as #yorais RT @feistyflo: It's Yo-Yo Ma tonight to wind down the evening. Aah, the warm sounds of the cello.... |
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3:39 pm
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jaschintaz:
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sounds like a recipe for nasi lemak #yorais hahahaha! RT @jfkjohan: #yorais came first. Sorry chicken, Sorry egg. |
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3:39 pm
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gwenyeoh:
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RT @paolodelfino: 4 more things that bukan budaya kita: akademi fantasia, parliamentary toupées, awek skodeng and teh limau #yorais |
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3:39 pm
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yauhui:
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RT @alexwnl When asked about twitter, #yorais says who doesn't have them? I got 2 that came with my car sound system. |
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3:39 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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RT @altimet: RT @jfkjohan: #yorais came first. Sorry chicken, Sorry egg. |
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3:39 pm
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trendrospread:
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3:39 pm
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trendrospread:
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3:40 pm
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trendrospread:
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Visit http://ultrawrz.co.cc for movies! REGISTER! #arealwife Haiti Cadbury Kraft #yorais YouTube Down |
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3:40 pm
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sulingchee:
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What's with everyone and #yorais? Damn annoying lo.. |
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3:40 pm
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cerventus:
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KL state of mind. Wonderful I love this country most the time cept for a few bad apples like #yorais http://twitpic.com/yswho |
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3:40 pm
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kazwan:
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HAHAHAHA! RT @yauhui: RT @alexwnl When asked about twitter, #yorais says who doesn't have them? I got 2 that came with my car sound system. |
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3:40 pm
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tedadnan:
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@mdianais skip #yorais ??? |
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3:41 pm
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feistyflo:
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@yoonkit Haha!!! Wasn't even thinking of #yorais, man! |
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3:41 pm
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yoonkit:
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Rais is so ancient he invented A-Band RT @mikefoong: #yorais tell us what is L-Band? http://bit.ly/5DJydB @itchannel http://bit.ly/5kFIGW |
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3:41 pm
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sharonisme:
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#yorais is really really funny omg. |
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3:42 pm
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wearecouple:
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#yorais is so old, he was around when @wearecouple was only a guitar + drums duo! u old mofo! |
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3:42 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he thinks you need to carve stones and wood to Twit these! #yorais |
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3:42 pm
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timothyteoh:
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Since #yorais doesn't like FB either maybe we should start a group |
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3:42 pm
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mysiddiq:
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#yorais I'mma let you finish, but Facebook has the greatest troll of all time. ALL TIME!!!11 |
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3:42 pm
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chefboven:
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am too blur dunno what to cook #yorais |
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3:43 pm
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baldwinchua:
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@sharonisme u shld've came in earlier as #yorais reached Top 3 on Twitter's trending topic..close to Haiti... Malaysia Boleh! |
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3:43 pm
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kushairi:
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#yorais is so old and out of touch, he thinks Pulau Batu Putih is still ours! |
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3:43 pm
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nadiahkimie:
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the 1Malaysia dream is finally realized through #yorais - majulah #yorais untuk negara. selamat malam! |
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3:43 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient he tried to call his wife's mobile with a walkie-talkie. #yorais |
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3:43 pm
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stephendoss:
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Good night Pak Rais, sweet dreams #yorais |
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3:43 pm
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Rudyculous:
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RT @wearecouple: #yorais is so old, he was around when @wearecouple was only a guitar + drums duo! u old mofo! |
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3:43 pm
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daphne_uijen:
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Tmr #yorais will need a crash course on hashtags |
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3:44 pm
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paolodelfino:
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there's a #yorais joke in the chorus of lionel richie's endless love but it's too long to explain: http://bit.ly/7HDh5l |
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3:44 pm
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stephaniey92:
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#yorais is hilarious LOL |
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3:44 pm
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fahmi_fadzil:
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#yorais so old, at the next General Elections he'll still be thinking that RTM and Utusan matters. |
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3:45 pm
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bongkersz:
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Time to sleep. Last one, Rais Yatim is so ancient, his eggs came 1st. Not any other egg. But his eggs. #yorais Good night. |
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3:45 pm
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RockeRina:
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RT @altimet: RT @jfkjohan: #yorais came first. Sorry chicken, Sorry egg. |
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3:45 pm
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nesarajah:
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RT @mikefoong: #yorais can you tell us what the hell is L-Band? - http://bit.ly/5DJydB @itchannel Podcast - http://bit.ly/5kFIGW |
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3:46 pm
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yoonkit:
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You mean #yoyorais? RT @feistyflo: @yoonkit Haha!!! Wasn't even thinking of #yorais, man! |
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3:46 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais Yatim so ancient till me gonna created special pizza #yorais with scallop and italian basil leaf and feta cheese |
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3:46 pm
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cerventus:
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#yorais is so ancient, he has to walk to turn on the tv |
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3:47 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais so yesterday that he still confused with DrM is the boss? |
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3:47 pm
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chefboven:
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@bongkersz good night bro sweetdream #yorais #macha power |
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3:47 pm
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sharonisme:
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RT @joeyuli: #yorais so old he rode on a t-rex's back FUCKYEAH |
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3:47 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil: #yorais so old, at the next General Elections he'll still be thinking that RTM and Utusan matters. |
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3:47 pm
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ckgord:
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Wow, what a day spamming on Rais Yatim with #yorais. |
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3:47 pm
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kazwan:
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@bongkersz Goodnight bro. Thanks for the trending #yorais |
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3:47 pm
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lightyoruichi:
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Night, and may #yorais reign again tomorrow. |
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3:47 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @altimet: RT @jfkjohan: #yorais came first. Sorry chicken, Sorry egg. |
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3:47 pm
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feistyflo:
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I'm goin' #yoyoflo now. RT @yoonkit: You mean #yoyorais? RT @feistyflo: @yoonkit Haha!!! Wasn't even thinking of #yorais, man! |
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3:47 pm
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bongkersz:
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LOL slow poke on what? #yorais ? Ehe RT @finafedora: @bongkersz slow poke lalala~ |
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3:48 pm
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kalash_s:
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@Aisehman good one! :) Bt I bet,now, 3 years down the road, he will nt breath a word against us, or else, he will be #yorais -ed! |
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3:48 pm
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joanneliyeng:
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@alex_goh the rais yatim & social media case. someone just started the #yorais movement, like those yomama jokes. |
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3:48 pm
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JOHANYUSOF85:
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Rais is so ancient, he still uses one ringgit coins instead of notes when he shops. #yorais |
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3:48 pm
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bernardhor:
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did Najib brief #yorais about the importance of Tweeting and FB-ing for the next GE? |
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3:49 pm
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chefboven:
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too much of laughter.. even i was laughing during the meeting just now #yorais |
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3:49 pm
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fahmi_fadzil:
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You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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3:49 pm
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yauhui:
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@bongkersz Damn, your #yorais trend totally overshadowed my #yesjustinbieberplz vs #nojustinbieberplz attempt. Tolong saya spread? :3 |
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3:49 pm
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plenteh:
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HAHAHA RT @altimet: He so old he helped spell check the Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa. #yorais |
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3:49 pm
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cheeChingy:
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@julianhopkins Couldn't be though, cause it went off abruptly. >< I see constant tweets for #yorais though. Hope it'll be back xD |
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3:49 pm
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fakawi:
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we gonna get medieval on #yorais! |
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3:50 pm
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Rudyculous:
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#Yorais Amadeus Phoenix. |
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3:50 pm
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andychin:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil: You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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3:50 pm
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finafedora:
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@bongkersz jgn notty. go to sleep :P haha oh forgot #yorais |
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3:50 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil: You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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3:50 pm
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chapree:
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RT @nickywoo: #yorais T-shirt planning to print. Mention me if interested. http://twitpic.com/ys65a, http://twitpic.com/ys65w more 2 come! |
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3:50 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @joanneliyeng: @alex_goh the rais yatim & social media case. someone just started the #yorais movement, like those yomama jokes. |
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3:50 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @bernardhor: did Najib brief #yorais about the importance of Tweeting and FB-ing for the next GE? |
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3:50 pm
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kalash_s:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil: You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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3:50 pm
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Aisehman:
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And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? Wat u waiting for? A kick up #yorais? |
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3:50 pm
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Lynne89:
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Just understood #yorais LOL. |
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3:51 pm
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9W2WIL:
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It's amazing how a group of 12 of us from our primary years, just got reconnected thru Facebook after 31 years. Soc Media rawks! #yorais |
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3:51 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he choked on milk thinking it's Cow piss! #yorais |
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3:51 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old he still report to DrM. |
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3:52 pm
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nizamzakaria:
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Rais is so kuno, he bets this year's Academy Award Best Picture winner would be The Titanic #yorais |
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3:52 pm
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sulingchee:
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@wetwetwater Call me la..since you so free tweeting about #yorais and its ancientness |
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3:52 pm
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shazeea:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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3:52 pm
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jakemanhitz:
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#yorais is do old that his iPod is a wAlkman |
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3:52 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @WayneLiew: Some stats on #yorais, 3383 tweets and growing, FAST. @ujeantology tops the list of contributors. http://bit.ly/4qByt2 |
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3:53 pm
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AshNair:
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What if #yorais had a problem with non-muslims using his name in vain? |
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3:54 pm
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jaschintaz:
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With a weird accent at that RT @Seymores: #yorais so old he doesn't know English, he only "cakap orang puteh" http://bit.ly/7NId0L |
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3:54 pm
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icednyior:
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u serious? lol RT @nickywoo: #yorais T-shirt to print. @ me if interested. http://twitpic.com/ys65a , http://twitpic.com/ys65w more 2 come! |
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3:54 pm
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AshNair:
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RT @jakemanhitz: #yorais is do old that his iPod is a wAlkman |
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3:54 pm
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bongkersz:
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Must RT this. RT @Aisehman: And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? Wat u waiting for? A kick up #yorais? |
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3:54 pm
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ChanLeeMeng:
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#yorais is so ancient that he precedes both Islam AND Christianity. |
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3:55 pm
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Pop_Wire:
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Worth noting this remarkable moment in Msia twittaverse history. First #yorais tweet http://j.mp/4MBy1P by @bongkersz (via @jerng) |
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3:55 pm
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jaschintaz:
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U famous! RT @Pop_Wire Worth noting this remarkable moment in Msia twittaverse history. First #yorais tweet http://j.mp/4MBy1P by @bongkersz |
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3:55 pm
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soefira:
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The Bangles sing Eternal Flame: "Close #yorais , gimme your hand..." |
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3:55 pm
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jaschintaz:
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RT @bongkersz: Must RT this. RT @Aisehman: And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? Wat u waiting for? A kick up #yorais? |
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3:55 pm
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Vikraman:
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RT @Aisehman
And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? Wat u waiting for? A kick up #yorais? |
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3:56 pm
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prem87:
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i thnk his walkman didnt even have rewind or fastforward RT @jakemanhitz #yorais is do old that his iPod is a wAlkman |
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3:56 pm
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fakawi:
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@yoonkit #yorais is so ancient, he sat behind Wilma in class |
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3:56 pm
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a3nraj:
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#yorais is so ancient that he thinks the world is flat. |
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3:56 pm
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RockeRina:
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RT @soefira: The Bangles sing Eternal Flame: "Close #yorais , gimme your hand..." |
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3:56 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old he thinks "Tingkap baru nombor 7" is MS Window 7 |
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3:56 pm
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SamZzNg:
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RT @bongkersz: Must RT this. RT @Aisehman: And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? Wat u waiting for? A kick up #yorais? |
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3:56 pm
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ujeantology:
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Great. I am the top contributor for #yorais http://bit.ly/4qByt2 Now he's gonna diu me 1st... |
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3:56 pm
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beny79:
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RT @soefira: The Bangles sing Eternal Flame: "Close #yorais , gimme your hand..." |
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3:56 pm
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alexwnl:
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He returned his latest iPod Touch complaining there's no Auto Reverse! RT @jakemanhitz: #yorais is do old that his iPod is a wAlkman |
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3:57 pm
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jaschintaz:
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@bongkersz Eh u dam kelakar lah. First #hamsoR & now #yorais. I almost died reading all those tweets! And now i dont wanna sleep! |
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3:57 pm
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soefira:
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Sorry Rais, I see no spark in #yorais |
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3:57 pm
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Lynne89:
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@baldwinchua lol. 3 hrs earlier I just got back from dinner, and was tryin to figure out what is #yorais |
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3:57 pm
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eyerizzz:
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I AM! RT @Aisehman: And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? Wat u waiting for? A kick up #yorais? |
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3:57 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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@alixchase I want #yorais shirt too! |
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3:58 pm
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mayakins:
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#yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks Madonna is Jesus's mother. |
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3:58 pm
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bongkersz:
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Woah! RT @icednyior: @nickywoo: #yorais T-shirt 2 print. @ me if interested. http://twitpic.com/ys65a , http://twitpic.com/ys65w mo 2 come! |
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3:58 pm
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peilynn22:
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Go check out #yorais It'll make your day/night/early morning...RT @MoodMooks: Day just ended. So god damn tired. |
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3:58 pm
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julianhopkins:
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@cheeChingy OK thanks, wonder if Twitter can tell us if #yorais is counted as spam? |
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3:58 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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Janu 19th is #yorais day! |
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3:58 pm
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Gabrielle_Chong:
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RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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3:58 pm
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baldwinchua:
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#yorais is so ancient, he went to the nursery to buy an ipod |
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3:58 pm
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AshNair:
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damn... #yorais is cocked eyed.. You wouldn't enjoy Avatar 3D lah.. |
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3:58 pm
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joycescapade:
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@bongkersz How high did #yorais made it to trending topic? :D @davybates |
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3:59 pm
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soefira:
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In my eyes, internet is the future, in #yorais u see yourself powerless against the power of #socialmedia |
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3:59 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he thought we're still winning the Thomas Cup! #yorais |
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3:59 pm
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flyzwan:
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#yorais is so old that when they found the pharoah mummy, they found #yorais in the mourners list |
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3:59 pm
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sarasini:
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Burst out laughing reading stuff about #yorais |
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3:59 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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RT @icednyior: @nickywoo: #yorais T-shirt 2 print. @ me if interested. http://twitpic.com/ys65a , http://twitpic.com/ys65w mo 2 come! |
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4:00 pm
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adilaramly:
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RT @ilifar: Hahaha bodohh! RT @natalierose_: #yorais so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince :: LOL |
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4:00 pm
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alexwnl:
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RT @soefira: The Bangles sing Eternal Flame: "Close #yorais , gimme your hand..." |
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4:00 pm
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czero90:
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@bongkersz I'M GETTING THOSE #YORAIS SHIRT!! |
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4:00 pm
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ellinabadri:
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@Soofiz thinks #yorais is #arealwifey hahahaha RT @Soofiz: @noreenmusa @ellinabadri I scored :p |
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4:01 pm
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andychin:
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RT @amuse_gueule: RT @icednyior: @nickywoo: #yorais T-shirt 2 print. @ me if interested. http://twitpic.com/ys65a , http://twitpic.com/y ... |
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4:01 pm
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Seymores:
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I like this, "I tweet and I was part of #yorais" |
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4:01 pm
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ZainHD:
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Oh dear. My laptop is so slow. I mean, slow nak pengsan. Even #yorais would go 'yorais'. |
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4:01 pm
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walski69:
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David Blaine: How I held my breath for 17 min http://kuex.us/6639 (via TED) - and no, it wasn't with a diet of #yorais :p |
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4:01 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @smubblerz: Rais is so ancient he told Adam and Eve not to berkhalwat #yorais |
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4:01 pm
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noreenmusa:
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RT @ellinabadri: @Soofiz thinks #yorais is #arealwifey hahahaha RT @Soofiz: @noreenmusa @ellinabadri I scored :p : SCORE!!! hahahahahahahah! |
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4:01 pm
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davybates:
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did anyone get a screen shot of #yorais going up to number 3? can retweet pls.. thx |
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4:01 pm
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khaisim:
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#yorais would like this =/ RT @TIME: How to disappear from Facebook and Twitter | http://su.pr/4uMeC6 |
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4:01 pm
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baronhawk:
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RT @Hiphog: RT @yoonkit: Tomorrow, someone at his ministry should compile a report of this twitter phenomenon and stamp it "For #Yorais ... |
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4:02 pm
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flizzow:
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RT @smzane: who the fuck is rais #yorais --- Hahahahhahah!!!! The best!!! |
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4:02 pm
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spinzer:
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@lightyoruichi it's ok u got me and @dustyhawk for #bromance, just don't go too slow baby or i #yorais |
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4:02 pm
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tanjoolee:
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And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? Wat u waiting for? A kick up #yorais? (via @Aisehman) |
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4:02 pm
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soefira:
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Rais, u can eat yr mainstream media propaganda with #yorais . We got better things to do. |
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4:02 pm
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inbarajsuppiah:
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Will he get a Twitter account now? He has so many tweets dedicated to him :-) #yorais |
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4:02 pm
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orangasle:
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Last one: there's no one else like #yorais |
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4:03 pm
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rorylow:
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# yorais is so old he lived on Bedrock even before the Flintstones did. #yorais |
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4:03 pm
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kucau:
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what can u do if ur not jelebu voters ? RT @eyerizzz: @Aisehman: And how many of yous #yorais tweeps are registered voters? #yorais? |
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4:03 pm
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alletslexy:
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Is #yorais still going on after almost 4hours? On a slower rate? lol. Why not sien one. Geez |
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4:03 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, when he put curtains on a flatscreen TV |
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4:03 pm
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czero90:
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In #yorais We Trust. |
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4:03 pm
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bernardyeoh:
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RT @inbarajsuppiah: Will he get a Twitter account now? He has so many tweets dedicated to him :-) #yorais |
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4:03 pm
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syakiela:
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RT @akukelabu: In a night club raid: "Mana IC? Mana IC? Ha? Tak paham? Where's #yorais -C? #yorais -C lah! Where?" "Wei, apasal u cakap ... |
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4:04 pm
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soefira:
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Itulah Rais, you can't fight the Rais of the Web 2.0 #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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newgradlife:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs Kraft Cadbury #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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GarnetAvenue:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs Kraft Cadbury #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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angelaastley:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs Kraft Cadbury #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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oceancohen:
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lol u must read up #yorais n now oni i noe why http://bit.ly/5cCdGr |
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4:04 pm
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kevincormac:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs Kraft Cadbury #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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recessionjob:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs Kraft Cadbury #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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Lynne89:
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#yorais is so ancient, he snuck on board Noah's ark. |
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4:04 pm
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mikecampton:
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RT @islapyou: RT @TIME: How to disappear from Facebook and Twitter | http://su.pr/4uMeC6favorite-d for exam season #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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henrycltiong:
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came, he saw and he is part of #yorais |
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4:04 pm
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emaneous:
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penat gelak dengan #yorais - terbaek! |
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4:05 pm
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studentforcenow:
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RT @newgradlife: How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs Kraft Cadbury #yorais |
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4:05 pm
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spinzer:
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First the Twittersphere. Next, the world! RT @fahmi_fadzil: You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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4:05 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old he still use MS Windows 95 |
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4:05 pm
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unopopshuvit:
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RT @wordsmanifest: Rais Yatim is so ancient, Mumm Ra needs his blessing to transform. #yorais - ahahahahaha |
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4:05 pm
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soefira:
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Is that the only defense? Kesian old man Rais? #yorais old man shld retire innit? |
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4:05 pm
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Seymores:
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RT @henrycltiong: came, he saw and he is part of #yorais |
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4:05 pm
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seanx2:
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whoa, #yorais got to #3? and where is said t-shirt! lol |
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4:05 pm
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tjunkie:
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Blog Update: Rais the Twitter sensation #yorais http://bit.ly/60GEkv #fb |
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4:05 pm
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Lepreconned:
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What the hell is going on with this #yorais thing ? DX Anyone ? DX |
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4:06 pm
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patrickteoh:
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#yorais is so old he's probably long asleep tonight. |
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4:06 pm
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julianhopkins:
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@cheeChingy #yorais could have come under abuse categories described here http://bit.ly/4zYPpg . But whatthetrend.com did have description |
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4:06 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he never use 'Gostan!', he uses 'Go Astern!' in proper Cakap Omputih #yorais |
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4:06 pm
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dustyhawk:
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YEAH BABY !! RT @spinzer: @lightyoruichi it's ok u got me and @dustyhawk for #bromance, just don't go too slow baby or i #yorais |
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4:06 pm
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cwkhang:
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RT @sheeeng: RT @liewcf: In case you are curious about #yorais hashtag, read the latest Wikipedia page of "Rais Yatim" http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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4:07 pm
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soefira:
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How sad. See even @KhairyKJ is afraid of the power of #yorais . He cld hv been #yokj |
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4:07 pm
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andychin:
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@oceancohen haiya... now dropping liaw. msian sleeping time. haha... #yorais |
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4:08 pm
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megreat:
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@hani_azd Err,he(rais the ancient guy :p) discouraged malaysians frm being too,u know,addicted to fb and twit.led to d entries of #yorais . |
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4:08 pm
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seanx2:
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omg what is with the hate! something up #yorais??? ;p |
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4:08 pm
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Seymores:
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If I tweet anything to offend #yorais, it was purely intentional. |
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4:08 pm
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anassparrow:
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RT @khaisim: #yorais would like this =/ RT @TIME: How to disappear from Facebook and Twitter | http://su.pr/4uMeC6 |
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4:08 pm
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elee618:
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@9W2WIL I wanna tell my students: #yorais will be fried if u don't hit yr books soon, rather than think up more #yorais tweets. There! |
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4:09 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, his pacemaker runs on diodes. |
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4:09 pm
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badtz_mark:
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@Lepreconned http://bit.ly/6zC3jz this is why #yorais |
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4:09 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @Seymores: #yorais is so old he still use MS Windows 95 |
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4:10 pm
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jfkjohan:
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No #yorais, you can't grow nor eat blackberries. And stop biting that Mac! |
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4:10 pm
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conancat:
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"I takda akaun twitter.apa benda #yorais tu.macam hantu kuno aje" A university lecturer reaction, thinks he's ancient w/o knowing twitter! |
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4:10 pm
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creativeNeuron:
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aku menjadi pelik. knp org "hashtag" #yorais , macam fenomena pelik. tahlah. biarlah dia ckp. |
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4:10 pm
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melonlicious:
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Thanks to #Yorais all #Malaysians from twitter are more united...should thank him for his contribution |
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4:10 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, he featured in all the Highlander episodes...in every scene. |
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4:10 pm
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jinwy:
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lolz #yorais is cracking me up badly |
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4:10 pm
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shai57:
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RT @altimet He so old he helped spell check the Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa. #yorais |
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4:11 pm
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lianamadzlan:
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Many of the "#yorais is so ancient" jokes I see are really lousy. |
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4:11 pm
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lerrymaru:
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@WiseFreeman LOL. #yorais died down though. |
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4:11 pm
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soefira:
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Just how many M'sian tweeps are there out there? To trend #yorais at No.3 is quite an achievement |
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4:11 pm
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beny79:
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Wow.... "Smoke gets into #yorais " is older than #yorais #omgfacts |
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4:12 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @shai57: RT @altimet He so old he helped spell check the Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa. #yorais |
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4:12 pm
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tj_wong:
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We really DO NOT need ministers like these http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/1/16/nation/20100116175608&sec=nation #yorais |
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4:12 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Check out the picture on the OLD RM5 note.... That's Rais peeping out from one of the Istana's windows. That's how ancient he is yo. #yorais |
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4:12 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @jfkjohan: No #yorais, you can't grow nor eat blackberries. And stop biting that Mac! |
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4:12 pm
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GypsyQue3n:
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@alixchase lemme know if any of ur tweeps are making #yorais shirts. |
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4:12 pm
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andychin:
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He is so ancient that he saw facebook/twitter coming, and grumple bout he didnt really invent it. So he jealous... #yorais |
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4:12 pm
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jetleets:
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There is no rioting or problems in Malaysia! #Yorais must be playing tricks on you. |
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4:12 pm
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soefira:
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I'm gonna close my eyes soon. How about #yorais ? |
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4:13 pm
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EwinEe:
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So this is the big #yorais everones talking about http://klue.com.my/articles/2695-8-things-besides-the-Internet-that-bukan-budaya-kita lol |
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4:13 pm
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azhan:
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RT @zazue: haha same here ! RT @haniehidayah: if I were #yorais' children, I'd migrate by now, especially if I use twitter and facebook. |
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4:13 pm
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truelovej:
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#yorais is documented on Wikipedia http://is.gd/6BjCB Apparently we made top 3 at one point. Anyone have proof? |
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4:14 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @jetleets: There is no rioting or problems in Malaysia! #Yorais must be playing tricks on you. |
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4:14 pm
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seanx2:
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goodnight my lovely twitter peeps :) had a great time giggling at #yorais with everyone! wait. that didn't come out right. |
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4:16 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient that the Egyptians made their first pyramid and call it 'Road-Bumps' just for him. #yorais |
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4:16 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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can somebody explain what is #yoRais |
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4:16 pm
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andychin:
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Must read for we are in deepshit! http://bit.ly/81nWXm coz #yorais said so! |
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4:16 pm
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john_sia:
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Had a heck of abusy day today and lo and behold .. checked Tweetdeck and #yorais is the topic of the day! Hilarious stuff! |
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4:16 pm
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karrotgold:
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RT @altimet: He so old he DJ-ed at Beethoven's record release party. #yorais hahahaha |
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4:17 pm
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TheAgapeVox:
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http://bit.ly/78tck4 Oh hey #yorais, why don't you stop eating burgers and eat your kayu sugi instead LOL |
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4:17 pm
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shai57:
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He so old, he was at 1 corner sulking wen god finally chose Adam n Eve #yorais |
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4:17 pm
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jfkjohan:
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#yorais was asked to comment on Phishing. He said "wrong ministry". |
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4:17 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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@d_sticks @bongkersz is one name i will not fail to drop ;;))) #yorais |
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4:17 pm
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Seymores:
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"Oh if I could piss the way he speaks!" Georges Clemenceau on Lloyd George. #yorais |
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4:18 pm
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ycgallery:
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in case you don't know what #yorais is -> http://bit.ly/8X8ahx |
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4:18 pm
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john_sia:
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#yorais won the race to be listed a Malaysian trending topic today |
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4:18 pm
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unopopshuvit:
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Rais gila tua dia still kena bayar lesen tv dowh #yorais |
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4:19 pm
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cindykate:
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@altimet I cant resist! #yorais so old he used to babysit Yoda. |
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4:19 pm
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scy_krylief:
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gawd, loving all these #yorais tweets! up #yorais, buddy! not sure how you're going to live this down.. |
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4:19 pm
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cholic:
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lol at #yorais tweets |
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4:19 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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if #yorais had his way McD is will serving up ubi kayu rebus with sambal belacan! |
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4:20 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @karrotgold: RT @altimet: He so old he DJ-ed at Beethoven's record release party. #yorais hahahaha |
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4:21 pm
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emaneous:
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RT @cindykate: @altimet I cant resist! #yorais so old he used to babysit Yoda. |
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4:21 pm
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timothyteoh:
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#yorais complete transcript can be found here:http://bit.ly/yoraistranscript (add 8 hours to the time) - someone can write the book #fb |
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4:21 pm
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joycescapade:
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On @spinzer's blog http://bit.ly/67OxGg #yorais at no. 5 RT @davybates: did anyone get a screen shot of #yorais going up to number 3? |
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4:21 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @ky123456789: #yorais Rais is so ancient that he tries depositing his money via internet banking by putting his money on computer screen |
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4:21 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @tuansenangbesar: RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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4:21 pm
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truelovej:
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Proof that #yorais hit No 3 in twitter trend. http://is.gd/6BlK9 Good job Malaysia. Now its time for no more #yorais for my eyes. Gnite! |
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4:22 pm
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Rudyculous:
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RT @unopopshuvit: Rais gila tua dia still kena bayar lesen tv dowh #yorais |
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4:22 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @cindykate: @altimet I cant resist! #yorais so old he used to babysit Yoda. |
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4:23 pm
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myosaurus:
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#yorais. "Arise, Sir Foot in the Mouth" |
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4:23 pm
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TheFreshFreak:
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#yorais is so old school, he taught Yoda English. |
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4:23 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @jfkjohan: #yorais was asked to comment on Phishing. He said "wrong ministry". |
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4:23 pm
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Seymores:
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I hope u guys "upkeep the values taught by Islam, Buddhism or Christianity to maintain our culture" when you #facebook or #tweet. #yorais |
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4:23 pm
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ellinabadri:
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Hahaha best one everRT @Soofiz: #yorais so old Blue was his favret boyband, "all rais" |
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4:23 pm
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qpidv:
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esok wa cuti. boleh menyaksikan kesambungan #yorais esok. Nit |
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4:23 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @ky123456789: #yorais Rais is so ancient that he thinks by listening to fly fm your car will fly |
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4:23 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil: You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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4:24 pm
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kellaw85:
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@khaisim you say #yorais would love this |
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4:24 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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#yorais theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH5vLYJdZ5Q |
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4:24 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @WayneLiew: Some stats on #yorais, 3383 tweets and growing, FAST. @ujeantology tops the list of contributors. http://bit.ly/4qByt2 |
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4:24 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he thought Star Wars: New Hope was the 1st chapter of the 6! #yorais |
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4:25 pm
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oceancohen:
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jangan lepak di 'buku muka' ini. bukan budaya kita!!! http://bit.ly/5cCdGr http://bit.ly/78tck4 #yorais #fb |
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4:25 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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ROTFL RT @jfkjohan: #yorais was asked to comment on Phishing. He said "wrong ministry". |
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4:25 pm
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alleviatealex:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil #yorais so old, d next General Elections he'll still b thinkg tat RTM and Utusan matters » again #yorais is irrelevant xoxo |
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4:25 pm
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ujeantology:
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@qpidv #yorais rawks! |
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4:25 pm
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altimet:
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RT @cindykate: @altimet I cant resist! #yorais so old he used to babysit Yoda. |
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4:26 pm
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loopsinner:
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Charles Darwin is a fucking liar. Human evolution left out and discriminates Rais Yatim. #yorais |
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4:26 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, he thinks Bluetooth is some x rated show. |
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4:26 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais so old he thinks TV only have RTM and TV3. I love his merdeka speech in youtube btw. |
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4:26 pm
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fahmi_fadzil:
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#yorais so old he fell asleep after 5pm, just after punching out card RT @patrickteoh: #yorais is so old he's probably long asleep tonight. |
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4:27 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @ky123456789: #yorais Rais is so ancient that he tries depositing his money via internet banking by putting his money on computer screen |
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4:27 pm
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qpidv:
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RT @tuansenangbesar: RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he's still wondering why the postman never delivers him any e-mail #yorais |
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4:27 pm
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chefboven:
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twitter is so hilarious with this #yorais and our #macha power..hahaha.. #fb |
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4:28 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @loopsinner: Charles Darwin is a fucking liar. Human evolution left out and discriminates Rais Yatim. #yorais |
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4:29 pm
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ChanLeeMeng:
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#yorais is so old that he uses an aether-net connection. |
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4:29 pm
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myosaurus:
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RT @Aisehman: Rais is so ancient, he insists the Big Bang happened the first time he got lucky #yorais |
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4:29 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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if only the #macha knew what #yorais did last summer !!!! |
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4:29 pm
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Coolerthings:
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@spinzer u rais for how many hours dy? #yorais |
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4:29 pm
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alleviatealex:
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RT @fahmi_fadzil You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais » ROFL |
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4:30 pm
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john_sia:
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#yorais view of teh internetz iz so small he needz a telescope to see |
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4:30 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. |
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4:30 pm
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beny79:
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KLUE on Yais Ratim http://bit.ly/78tck4 #yorais |
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4:30 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais is so ancient, he bought racquet catgut for his wii remote. |
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4:31 pm
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altimet:
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He so old he sat ringside at the David vs. Goliath match. POW! #yorais |
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4:31 pm
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AL_exG:
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RT @theagapevox: http://bit.ly/78tck4 Oh hey #yorais, why don't you stop eating burgers and eat your kayu sugi instead LOL |
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4:31 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient Evolution took him for a speed bump and passes him by. #yorais |
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4:31 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. |
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4:31 pm
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ryan_teoh:
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#yorais so in the loop with times, they're trying to check for twitter updates about them by looking in post boxes. Dumbasses |
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4:32 pm
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wanyean:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he thought firefox is an endangered species animal. |
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4:32 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @AL_exG: RT @theagapevox: http://bit.ly/78tck4 Oh hey #yorais, why don't you stop eating burgers and eat your kayu sugi instead LOL |
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4:32 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais A few fries short of a Happy Meal. |
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4:33 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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#yorais might be watching us....waiting for the right moment.... |
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4:33 pm
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kuahjenhan:
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Lagu baru - "you would not believe #yorais if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I feel asleep." |
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4:33 pm
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SheikhHaikel:
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RT @cindykate: @altimet I cant resist! I'm in! making love to #yorais would be a considered a Jurassic f@?k. |
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4:33 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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OMG its #yorais .....who u gonna calll GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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4:34 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @kuahjenhan: Lagu baru - "you would not believe #yorais if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I feel asleep." |
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4:34 pm
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loopsinner:
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"When i was a boy," tells Rais Yatim to a group of school children, "i never superpoked any boy." He continues, "add me on facebook."#yorais |
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4:34 pm
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chefboven:
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RT @YugiTheBear: #yorais might be watching us....waiting for the right moment.... |
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4:34 pm
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OvidiaWang:
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Guess we can all speak about Rais all we want since he's not on Twitter ha ha (totally luving this trending topic) Hilarious! #yorais |
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4:35 pm
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kuahjenhan:
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Disney saw it coming- Aladdin sang "I can open #yorais, take you wonder by wonder! Over sideways and under.." |
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4:35 pm
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soefira:
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oo great, we bz w #yorais , the US is slowly taking power in #Haiti |
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4:35 pm
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malaychic:
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Might as well join the bandwagon, he's so ancient he thinks Bluetooth is a dental problem. #yorais |
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4:35 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he thought we're still under BN... oh shi- we are!!! #yorais |
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4:36 pm
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ChanLeeMeng:
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#yorais is so ancient he was around when the cosmic microwave background was not isotropic yet! |
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4:36 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so ancient he had lunch with Parameswara |
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4:36 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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RT@chunwai09 Why is that the wrong guys always get to be ministers of information/multimedia?They dunno anything abt tweets/blogs! #yorais |
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4:36 pm
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ributkl:
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Would you be interested in buying something like this? http://bit.ly/4VQYAB #yorais |
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4:37 pm
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RockeRina:
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RT @kuahjenhan: Disney saw it coming- Aladdin sang "I can open #yorais, take you wonder by wonder! Over sideways and under.." |
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4:37 pm
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fahmi_fadzil:
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RT @ributkl: Would you be interested in buying something like this? http://bit.ly/4VQYAB #yorais |
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4:37 pm
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mkismkismk:
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RT @kuahjenhan: Lagu baru - "you would not believe #yorais if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I feel asleep." |
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4:38 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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I betcha #yorais thinks Allienware laptops are from hell and satan made em,... |
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4:38 pm
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fakawi:
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#yorais yo hands in the ayerr, ayyerr, ayerr! |
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4:38 pm
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MikeyVoon:
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#yorais is so out of touch. He wants to ban ALAMAK! He thinks it's Western for Mother of God. |
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4:38 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais so ancient he had dinner plans with Laksamana Cheng Ho |
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4:38 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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Burger #yorais double special...tambah cheese ...tak nak sayur k.... |
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4:39 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so ancient, he thought the Beetles were insects |
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4:39 pm
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albnok:
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#yorais will find out about this tomorrow on Beriteks News. |
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4:40 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @Seymores: #yorais so ancient he had dinner plans with Laksamana Cheng Ho |
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4:40 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @mikeyvoon: #yorais is so out of touch. He wants to ban ALAMAK! He thinks it's Western for Mother of God. |
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4:40 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @YugiTheBear: Burger #yorais double special...tambah cheese ...tak nak sayur k.... |
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4:40 pm
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gerard_lim:
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Would be interesting to see if #yorais will be reported in MSM (main stream media) in the morning. http://twubs.com/yorais |
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4:41 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @kuahjenhan: Disney saw it coming- Aladdin sang "I can open #yorais, take you wonder by wonder! Over sideways and under.." |
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4:41 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @mikeyvoon: #yorais is so out of touch. He wants to ban ALAMAK! He thinks it's Western for Mother of God. |
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4:41 pm
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florencesong:
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HAHA!! RT @mikeyvoon: #yorais is so out of touch. He wants to ban ALAMAK! He thinks it's Western for Mother of God. |
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4:41 pm
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prayingtogether:
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Muslim, don't get too immersed with Twitter. Let's do Maghrib prayer first then continue on #yorais. We are... http://bit.ly/6ha983 |
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4:41 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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#yorais is one fire ... #yorais is on fire ... #yorais is on fireeeeeeeee |
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4:41 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient Nero saw him burnt before Rome. #yorais |
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4:41 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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@Seymores someone tweeted earlier #yorais is so ancient, he used to sail with cheng ho.. |
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4:41 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so ancient, he has a pet mammoth |
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4:41 pm
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chunwai09:
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#yorais - the oldest minister in charge of the newest ministry. |
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4:42 pm
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florencesong:
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RT @Seymores: #yorais so ancient he had dinner plans with Laksamana Cheng Ho |
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4:42 pm
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azhan:
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topic of the day huh? ROFL RT @ujeantology: RT @jetleets: There is no rioting or problems in Malaysia! #Yorais must be playing tricks on you |
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4:42 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @chunwai09: #yorais - the oldest minister in charge of the newest ministry. |
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4:42 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @martianunlimite: #yorais is so ancient, he has a pet mammoth |
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4:42 pm
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jacwongyinthing:
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hahaha..all the #yorais tweets are so hilarious |
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4:42 pm
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edham_arief:
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Irony? RT @chunwai09: #yorais - the oldest minister in charge of the newest ministry. |
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4:42 pm
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azhan:
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LOL RT @WayneLiew: Some stats on #yorais, 3383 tweets and growing, FAST. @ujeantology tops the list of contributors. http://bit.ly/4qByt2 |
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4:43 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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#yorais is soo ancient he played Marco Polo with Marco Polo himself.. |
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4:43 pm
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amuse_gueule:
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@chunwai09 will your paper be reporting #yorais.. |
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4:43 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient He was The Zero before Neo was The One. #yorais |
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4:43 pm
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Seymores:
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@amuse_gueule I like that much more, LOL, #yorais sailed with cheng ho |
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4:43 pm
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bernardhor:
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RT @chunwai09: #yorais - the oldest minister in charge of the newest ministry. |
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4:43 pm
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alleviatealex:
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RT @ributkl Would you be interested in buying something like this? http://bit.ly/4VQYAB #yorais |
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4:43 pm
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RockeRina:
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RT @DJNasT: He wants to sue Will.I.am for copying his stage name I.AM.RAIS #yorais |
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4:43 pm
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florencesong:
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RT @wanyean: #yorais Rais is so ancient, he thought firefox is an endangered species animal. |
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4:43 pm
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bernardhor:
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RT @ujeantology: Great. I am the top contributor for #yorais http://bit.ly/4qByt2 Now he's gonna diu me 1st... |
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4:43 pm
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reubenhot:
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Now i am back with "POWER", Dude, i dun have to live with it RT @SamZzNg: @reubenhot Malaysia's politician mannn. Live with it! #yorais! |
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4:44 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he only watch RTM tv channels #yorais |
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4:44 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais so old he still wear sarung to market |
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4:44 pm
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Rudyculous:
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http://twitpic.com/yt4i3 - I couldn't resist this. #yorais can has cheezburger |
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4:44 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @icallitart: I have no problem with idiots around me. But I do have a problem with having idiots above me. *cough* #yorais *cough* |
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4:44 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient He was The Zero before Neo was The One. #yorais |
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4:44 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @abinesh: #yorais is so ancient he started balding when Tun M was born |
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4:44 pm
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enciksimi:
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RT @DJNasT: He wants to sue Will.I.am for copying his stage name I.AM.RAIS #yorais |
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4:44 pm
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czero90:
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fuckwin tweet ever. RT @spinzer Dr Rais should be made a character in #DoTA! #yorais |
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4:44 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so ancient, his monitor is full of liquid paper markings |
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4:44 pm
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alphaque:
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@chunwai09 don't #yorais fill with tears when you think of that ? :) |
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4:45 pm
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chapree:
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HAHAHAHA, WADAFAKKKK - RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient He was The Zero before Neo was The One. #yorais |
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4:45 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @abinesh: Rais is such ancient he went for the grand opening of klcc yesterday #yorais |
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4:45 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @abinesh: Rais is such ancient that he just heard over RTM that Ben Johnson broke the world 100m record #yorais |
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4:45 pm
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NicoleThum:
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These #yorais jokes are so funny!! |
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4:45 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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#yorais is so ancient that he was there when the apple fell on Newton .. |
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4:45 pm
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elizabethwong:
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RT @martianunlimite: #yorais is so ancient, his monitor is full of liquid paper markings |
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4:46 pm
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ShaolinTiger:
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Rais is so ancient he hates Twitter & Facebook because his screen resolution is 480x320 with only 2 colours #yorais |
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4:46 pm
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mayakins:
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Brilliant!RT@weikim: LOL!! RT @nickywoo:I was wondering what Rais meant.Look what I found on dictionary.com http://twitpic.com/ys1oj #yorais |
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4:46 pm
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NicoleThum:
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#yorais is so ancient, his monitor is full of liquid paper markings (via @martianunlimite) |
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4:46 pm
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elizabethwong:
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RT @wanyean: #yorais Rais is so ancient, he thought firefox is an endangered species animal. |
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4:46 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @czero90: fuckwin tweet ever. RT @spinzer Dr Rais should be made a character in #DoTA! #yorais |
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4:46 pm
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azhan:
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@ujeantology RT @TIME: How to disappear from Facebook and Twitter | http://su.pr/4uMeC6 #yorais |
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4:47 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @NicoleThum: #yorais is so ancient, his monitor is full of liquid paper markings (via @martianunlimite) |
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4:47 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @Claudineng: RT @abinesh: #yorais is so ancient he started balding when Tun M was born |
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4:47 pm
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deydado:
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Pushing up the #yorais on Trending Topics. Hahaha! Im so naive. |
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4:47 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old he will probably try to sue twitter.com. (And youtube.com for the merdeka omputeh speech) |
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4:47 pm
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daftsavant:
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#yorais needs #l-band for the broadband. What the hell is L-Band anyway? |
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4:47 pm
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NicoleThum:
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RT @rudyculous http://twitpic.com/yt4i3 - I couldn't resist this. #yorais can has cheezburger |
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4:47 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @Claudineng: RT @abinesh: Rais is such ancient he went for the grand opening of klcc yesterday #yorais |
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4:47 pm
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kazwan:
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Actually, he threw the apple at Newton. :-p RT @YugiTheBear: #yorais is so ancient that he was there when the apple fell on Newton .. |
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4:48 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so ancient, he tried to clean up the Web with a feather duster |
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4:49 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais complained that he can't find the "any" key on his keyboard |
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4:49 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais will probably try to teach us how to tweet tomorrow -- the cultured way |
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4:49 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is enjoying mafia war in facebook #yorais |
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4:49 pm
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bieblikeshit:
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RT @DJNasT: He wants to sue Will.I.am for copying his stage name I.AM.RAIS #yorais-- hahaha hilarious la bro! |
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4:50 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @martianunlimite: #yorais is so ancient, he tried to clean up the Web with a feather duster |
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4:50 pm
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reubenhot:
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#yorais TAKE THAT !!! RT @spinzer: full story: http://tinyurl.com/ycasvxs :D |
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4:50 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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#yorais is so ancient that he went to the dentist to fix his bluetooth !!! |
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4:51 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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#yorais is so ancient, he tried to clean up the Web with a feather duster (via @martianunlimite) HeHeHe... |
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4:51 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @martianunlimite: #yorais complained that he can't find the "any" key on his keyboard |
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4:51 pm
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imraimy:
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Call me #yorais all you want, but I'm going to immerse myself with this new thing called Avatar 3D for the first time tomorrow. |
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4:51 pm
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spinzer:
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@vernieman surely #yorais would be worse :p |
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4:52 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais got LOLed by the LOLCats... |
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4:52 pm
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albnok:
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#yorais is so old when he walks into a coffeeshop filled with white-haired uncles he asks, "do your parents know where you are?" |
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4:52 pm
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reubenhot:
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4XL for me :-P RT @nickywoo: #yorais T-shirt to print. @ me if interested. http://ping.fm/VUY6r , http://ping.fm/6M6T6 more 2 come! |
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4:53 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old he taught the English men to "cakap omputeh" |
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4:53 pm
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dslw:
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#yorais jokes are funny =/ |
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4:53 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @ChelsiaNg: #yorais is so ancient, he tried to clean up the Web with a feather duster (via @martianunlimite) HeHeHe... |
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4:53 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @YugiTheBear: #yorais is so ancient that he went to the dentist to fix his bluetooth !!! |
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4:54 pm
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aoitenshii:
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Rofl! > #yorais is so old wen he walks into a coffeeshop filled wif white-haired uncles he asks, "do yur parents know wer u r?" /via @albnok |
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4:54 pm
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sheldongoh:
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Someone needs to make a #yorais t-shirt for the next M'sian tweetup or BarCamp or whatever. God knows there's enough t-shirt slogans now! :) |
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4:54 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he was there even before Gianni Versace became a fashion designer #yorais |
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4:54 pm
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ChanLeeMeng:
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#yorais is so old he once had both a dodo and a great auk as pets. And he ate the last passenger pigeon. |
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4:55 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @elizabethwong: RT @wanyean: #yorais Rais is so ancient, he thought firefox is an endangered species animal. |
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4:55 pm
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YugiTheBear:
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#yorais is soo ancient that he was The Fallen's dad.. |
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4:55 pm
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reubenhot:
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#yorais is so slow, "snail mail reaches receivers quicker than email. #streamyxsucks" @spinzer @vernieman :-P |
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4:55 pm
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bernardhor:
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learning from #yorais, i think no minister wud dare 2 make any more "smart-ass" statements about social medias... |
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4:55 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient he thought MSN Live was the siaran langsung of Majlis Sukan Negara events. #yorais |
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4:56 pm
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soefira:
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Sheena Easton's 'For #yorais Only' |
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4:56 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @Seymores: #yorais so old he still wear sarung to market |
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4:56 pm
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bernardhor:
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maybe PM wud...or might...:) #yorais |
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4:56 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient he thought MSN Live was the siaran langsung of Majlis Sukan Negara events. #yorais |
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4:56 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient He was The Zero before Neo was The One. #yorais |
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4:56 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @bernardhor: learning from #yorais, i think no minister wud dare 2 make any more "smart-ass" statements about social medias... |
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4:56 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @Claudineng: RT @elizabethwong: RT @wanyean: #yorais Rais is so ancient, he thought firefox is an endangered species animal. |
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4:56 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais so ancient, he is in black and white. |
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4:56 pm
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bernardhor:
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got to hit the sack now! one word to end the day --> "You Rock Rais!" #yorais |
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4:57 pm
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fcmok:
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#yorais Rais is so ancient, he set his wall on fire to deter the attacks of the Mongols. |
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4:57 pm
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shai57:
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He so old, he bought film rolls for his digital camera #yorais |
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4:57 pm
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shai57:
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He so old, he bought film rolls for his digital camera #yorais |
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4:57 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais yatim is so ancient ,he was martin Luther king Jr childhood friend #yorais |
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4:57 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @eyerizzz: Rais so ancient he thought MSN Live was the siaran langsung of Majlis Sukan Negara events. #yorais |
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4:57 pm
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EkaShereen:
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RT @taniasafuan: #yorais is so old, time decided to benjamin-button him. twice. >Lmfao |
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4:57 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @shai57: He so old, he bought film rolls for his digital camera #yorais |
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4:58 pm
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prem87:
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@DJNasT Will the Real Rais Yatim please stand up! #yorais |
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4:58 pm
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mikecampton:
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RT @ShaolinTiger: Rais is so ancient he hates Twitter & Facebook because his screen resolution is 480x320 with only 2 colours #yorais |
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4:58 pm
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soefira:
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twas indeed merry making @baronhawk @umapagan but me needs to hv shuteye. How abt #yorais ? Not tired arr? |
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4:58 pm
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reubenhot:
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RT @ujeantology: RT @eyerizzz: #yorais so ancient he thought MSN Live was the siaran langsung of Majlis Sukan Negara events. |
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4:58 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @shai57: He so old, he bought film rolls for his digital camera #yorais |
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4:58 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @ekashereen: RT @taniasafuan: #yorais is so old, time decided to benjamin-button him. twice. >Lmfao |
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4:58 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais thought ipod was a drug and tried to ban it |
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4:59 pm
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jiarhwei:
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Wanted to go to bed until I started reading #yorais tweets &'ve been chuckling ever since! Check out @klue's post http://bit.ly/8uagUx |
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4:59 pm
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SamZzNg:
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RT @karrotgold: RT @altimet: He so old he DJ-ed at Beethoven's record release party. #yorais hahahaha |
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4:59 pm
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bernardhor:
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Will cultural contents in Telco attract the young market? http://bit.ly/56HmXJ #yorais |
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5:00 pm
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fcmok:
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#yorais is so ancient, his trojan horse can sneaks into a computer |
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5:00 pm
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royaldarkness:
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#yorais is making me laugh my head off! |
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5:00 pm
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baronhawk:
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@soefira night-night dear lady, sleep tight rest well and may #yorais early come morning. |
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5:00 pm
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bernardhor:
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The news that made "him" famous - almost over night...#yorais http://bit.ly/6orsHc |
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5:02 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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He's so ancient he thinks Bluetooth is a dental problem. #yorais (via @malaychic) |
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5:02 pm
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reubenhot:
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!0 votes from me on this.Fingers that is :-P RT @tekong: This week @SMCKL should also include #yorais as case study or roundtable discussion |
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5:02 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais still thinks 640KB memory is as much RAM as we would ever need |
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5:03 pm
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sniiffit:
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you know you spend too much time on twitter chasing hashtags when #yorais starts to hurt. oh wait. twitter is a western culture. #fail |
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5:03 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @ChelsiaNg: He's so ancient he thinks Bluetooth is a dental problem. #yorais (via @malaychic) |
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5:03 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais still keeps his files in punch cards and magnetic tapes |
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5:03 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @ChelsiaNg: He's so ancient he thinks Bluetooth is a dental problem. #yorais (via @malaychic) |
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5:04 pm
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ismadi_idrus:
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US threatens sanctions over missing jets and church attacks - http://goo.gl/jNsZ dah kena dah @NajibRazak @1Malaysia #yorais |
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5:04 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient that he drop out of school end up in wild speed x3 Tokyo drift #yorais |
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5:04 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he saw and thought 'Twilight' was a zone. #yorais |
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5:05 pm
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spinzer:
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Exit #yorais, enter #haiti.. RT @MissyCheerio: My voice! =) http://bit.ly/8SZWzB Hope For Haiti: A Special Episode (http://wfp.org) |
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5:05 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so old, his birth certificate expired. |
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5:06 pm
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Claudineng:
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Ending the night with a high note laughing #yorais off by reading all these jokes!!!! |
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5:06 pm
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flyzwan:
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RT @martianunlimite: #yorais is so old, his birth certificate expired. |
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5:06 pm
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shai57:
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He so old, he can still travel from tanah melayu to pulau jawa BY FOOT!!! #yorais |
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5:06 pm
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shai57:
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He so old, he can still travel from tanah melayu to pulau jawa BY FOOT!!! #yorais |
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5:07 pm
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chefboven:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient was around even before Eminem produce his first single till top 100 in Billboard #yorais |
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5:07 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old he thinks he can censor youtube. http://bit.ly/90dkWM |
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5:08 pm
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martianunlimite:
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Greenpeace just arrested #yorais . He doesn't know that he is not allowed to hunt tigers for clothes. |
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5:08 pm
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ghimeu:
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RT @spinzer: Exit #yorais, enter #haiti.. RT @MissyCheerio: My voice! =) http://bit.ly/8SZWzB Hope For Haiti: A Special Episode (http:// ... |
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5:09 pm
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Seymores:
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RT @martianunlimite: Greenpeace just arrested #yorais . He doesn't know that he is not allowed to hunt tigers for clothes. |
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5:09 pm
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VanssEe:
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#yorais reminds me of ANWAR in Malaya University, tearing down roadsigns in English, told by seniors |
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5:09 pm
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spinzer:
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Awesomest thing since #yorais! RT @icednyior: Twitter Keychains. Get em now!! (also available : facebook, Dw, Ps, Fl) - http://bit.ly/7RHiPZ |
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5:09 pm
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rajaseelan:
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#yorais is so old he thought hackers are lumberjacks with parangs ... |
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5:10 pm
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VanssEe:
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#yorais has lost it all when he provoked the internet citizens of Malaysia |
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5:10 pm
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eyerizzz:
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Rais so ancient still looks for the 'Return' button on his keyboard. #yorais |
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5:10 pm
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jarrodreginald:
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Funniest one so far. RT @nofunintended: Rais Yatim is so old he thinks #yorais is a channel on mIRC |
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5:11 pm
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dyap38:
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I shudder when the headmaster catches me doing something wrong. He would say, "#yorais is mine!" |
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5:11 pm
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martianunlimite:
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Someone just found the missing link between apes and ancient men, it was #yorais |
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5:11 pm
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joshuachay:
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Was about to go to bed too till @jiarhwei and @krystleng pointed out @klue's post http://bit.ly/8uagUx Check it! #yorais |
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5:11 pm
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davybates:
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good night #yorais and remember the internet never sleeps |
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5:11 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @dyap38: I shudder when the headmaster catches me doing something wrong. He would say, "#yorais is mine!" |
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5:12 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @martianunlimite: Someone just found the missing link between apes and ancient men, it was #yorais |
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5:12 pm
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AlvinKyen:
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TQ #yorais 4 a hilarious evenin. We meant it though. Last one! He's so old, dream would only start when he wakes up! Nite MY. |
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5:12 pm
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wernshen:
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What? No #yorais? :) RT @icednyior: Twitter Keychains. Get em now!! (also available : facebook, Dw, Ps, Fl) - http://www.icednyior.com/shop/ |
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5:13 pm
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wansyahrulamry:
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nk join jugak #yorais so ancient, dia nak makan breakfast pun dinasor kena suap dia |
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5:14 pm
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royaldarkness:
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hey #yorais must be nice to be so famous |
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5:14 pm
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chefboven:
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keep on mentioning about this seriously fall in love with my chic dish name.. sweethearts forever.. yummy..honey based #yorais inspiration |
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5:14 pm
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amirmu:
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RIP Erich Segal, author of "Love Story", made into a film with the tagline 'Love means never having to say #yorais sorry' |
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5:15 pm
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way_wen:
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RT @wansyahrulamry: nk join jugak #yorais so ancient, dia nak makan breakfast pun dinasor kena suap dia |
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5:15 pm
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shai57:
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He so old, he witnessed the first ever Minangkabau roof being built in N9 #yorais |
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5:16 pm
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wernshen:
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Second > RT @linkinstreet: #yorais jokes are so old that they had lost it's wittyness since yesterday |
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5:16 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais so ancient he tried swiping his credit-card on his pc to pay online. #yorais |
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5:16 pm
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Claudineng:
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RT @rajaseelan: #yorais is so old he thought hackers are lumberjacks with parangs ... |
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5:17 pm
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VanssEe:
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#yorais but if he's ever a celeb, he may get a chance to go Hollywood! |
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5:18 pm
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starwing:
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- Not many ppl tweet me with an interested #yorais statement. I guess I will keep my 10 bucks :) |
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5:19 pm
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starwing:
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@looweeKong read the papers and put some imaginative juiced to your head la dear. #yorais |
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5:20 pm
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VanssEe:
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#yorais but if he's ever a celeb, he may get a chance to go Hollywood! maybe Bollywood since he hates "cakap orang puteh" |
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5:21 pm
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shai57:
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He so old, he is only making police report bout #yorais tweet in 2011 after a tip off from awang selamat |
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5:23 pm
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goldfries:
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for #yorais only. #yorais remind me of the stars in the sky. smoke gets in #yorais . what else? i NBTD. |
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5:24 pm
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azhan:
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@DJNasT @amirmu @zazue @fahmi_fadzil @saadkamal @zurairi @tuansenangbesar @NicoleThum if we continue #yorais will be a hit! @ujeantology |
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5:24 pm
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jarrodreginald:
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Let me try one. #yorais so old that he still wonders why his MegaTV decoder don't work. |
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5:25 pm
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chihohoho:
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#yorais is so ancient, he probably thinks New Kids On The Block is new... |
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5:27 pm
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MeganChng:
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#yorais is so old that his version of twitter involves actual real life birds. |
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5:28 pm
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natashanair:
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@natalianagib haha @tannernagib and i were getting a little carried away with the #yorais jokes. it doesn't get old! |
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5:28 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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Rais is so ancient he saw and thought 'Twilight' was a zone. #yorais (via @mob1900) Ok last one. I have no energy left. Spent it all ROTFL! |
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5:28 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he is still being studied by historians and mummy experts. #yorais |
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5:32 pm
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flyzwan:
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#yorais is so old he turn on channel 4 to watch Metrovision |
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5:33 pm
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mob1900:
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@ChelsiaNg
Get some rest while the rest of us will tweet til Rais has his nightmares of #yorais ;) |
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5:34 pm
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ChelsiaNg:
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Ok good night y'all. I feel so cleansed from all that laughing :) #yorais |
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5:34 pm
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anneaddry:
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Mati laaaaa RT @DJNasT: He wants to sue Will.I.am for copying his stage name I.AM.RAIS #yorais |
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5:35 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @daphne_uijen: RT @altimet: RT @jfkjohan: #yorais came first. Sorry chicken, Sorry egg. |
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5:35 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @amuse_gueule: ROTFL RT @jfkjohan: #yorais was asked to comment on Phishing. He said "wrong ministry". |
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5:35 pm
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albnok:
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Sukar untuk #yorais membayar *tukar mode* parking *tukar mode* kerana mesin tidak menerima pohon pitis, kupang, jokoh atau jongkong buaya. |
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5:35 pm
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jfkjohan:
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RT @jfkjohan: #yorais so old, his family tree just be roots! |
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5:35 pm
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ultrawrz:
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#nowplaying |||http://ultrawrz.co.cc||| Haiti #arealwifey Cadbury #yorais Shorty Award #ihaveadream Massachusetts Kraft |
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5:41 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he's reading archives of this #yorais Tweet from this morning. |
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5:44 pm
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sawwaa:
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RT @florencesong: HAHA!! RT @mikeyvoon: #yorais is so out of touch. He wants to ban ALAMAK! He thinks it's Western for Mother of God. |
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5:44 pm
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phrowzent:
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#yorais is so old that his cell phone number starts with 010. lameeee |
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5:45 pm
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sureshdr:
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RT @sniiffit: you know you spend too much time on twitter chasing hashtags when #yorais starts to hurt. oh wait. twitter is a western cu ... |
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5:45 pm
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syahmiafnan889:
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@ariffshah aku tak faham dengan #yorais tuh? Apakah? |
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5:45 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient you can tell how old he is by reading the rings on top of his head. #yorais |
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5:46 pm
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flyzwan:
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RT @phrowzent: #yorais is so old that his cell phone number starts with 010. lameeee |
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5:46 pm
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reubenhot:
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@mahyuni Awesome post :-) ... reporting on #yorais http://ping.fm/N3KV4 |
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5:46 pm
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jsen:
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RT @mikeyvoon: #yorais is so out of touch. He wants to ban ALAMAK! He thinks it's Western for Mother of God. |
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5:46 pm
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belinthe:
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RT @fakawi: #yorais is so ancient, he bought racquet catgut for his wii remote. |
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5:46 pm
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bineus:
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#yorais is so ancient, he has a single-cell cousin called Amoeba, bring it! |
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5:46 pm
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ariffshah:
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@syahmiafnan889 #yorais hahahaha. ketinggalan zaman. |
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5:47 pm
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brendanchng:
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RT @sawwaa RT @bryanhoo: LOL RT @arystle: Rais yatim is so ancient, he thinks WTH is "Wah, Tentu Hebat!!" #yorais |
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5:50 pm
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chuinhao10:
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Good one! lol! RT: @alexwnl: When asked about twitter, #yorais says who doesn't have them? I got 2 that came with my car sound system. |
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5:50 pm
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brendanchng:
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RT @nddmmch RT @TheMaellen: Rais is so ancient, his birth certificate is in form of 'batu bersurat'. #yorais |
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5:51 pm
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brendanchng:
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RT @nddmmch RT @sttraveller: Rais is so ancient, he tells Darth Vader "Aku bapa awak". #yorais |
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5:51 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais He's so ancient that he thought crocs was made out of crocodiles skin |
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5:52 pm
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rayneholde:
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#yorais is so ancient his idiocy is beyond comprehension http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcRIFz67PqM |
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5:52 pm
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syahmiafnan889:
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@ariffshah aku fhm skrg.. baru cari tadi.. so still num 1 ke? #yorais? |
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5:54 pm
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Coolerthings:
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#yorais RT: @satkuru: yorice was so ancient that when Msians dug for fossils, they found him instead |
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5:55 pm
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fongmh:
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Amen sister. RT @gracechin: After eight hours ... #yorais is relli getting old. |
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5:56 pm
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satwin:
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Wonder will the price of 'rice' will be increase for #yorais ? Should practice less rice diet if it happens |
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5:57 pm
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rayneholde:
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RT @paullmf: #yorais is actually up with tech, & knows all about tablets. He still has the scars where moses whacked him with one:) |
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5:58 pm
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ariffshah:
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@syahmiafnan889 #yorais xtau. dah habis kot. orang malaysia semua dah tido |
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5:59 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais he's really ancient that he placed his thumb in USB port thinking is thumbdrive |
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5:59 pm
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nataliehitz:
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@zique @jjhitz @serenachoong @pietrofelix what is going on with #yorais please explain?! i don't keep up with politics so i'm very lost :( |
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6:00 pm
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ketamz:
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#yorais chow toooot ar... |
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6:01 pm
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Petrofsky:
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My last joke for the day ... #yorais is so old, he still counts visitor hits to the Ministry's website using abacus ... :lol: |
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6:01 pm
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ky123456789:
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when you said wtf to #yorais, he thought you were telling him wednesday thursday friday in short |
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6:01 pm
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irmanhd:
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#yorais is so ancient, he balik kampung to gua tambun every raya.. |
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6:02 pm
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mikemmery:
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Rais is so ancient that he thought MMS stands for Maggi Mee Sup #yorais |
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6:03 pm
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bumilangit:
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Sanggup bangun 2 pagi utk check email; kosong. Mimpi indah! #yorais |
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6:03 pm
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hani_azd:
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@nataliehitz RT: @megreat he(rais the ancient guy :p)discouraged msians frm being 2,u know,addicted 2 fb n twit.led 2 d entries of #yorais . |
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6:04 pm
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embr:
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#yorais is so ancient, he fries dinosaur eggs for breakfast. (Sorry, couldn't help it) |
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6:04 pm
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ketamz:
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alamak..kenot go cinema anymore since its bukan budaya kita,its bad for #yorais. |
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6:05 pm
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rajaseelan:
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how could i forget this: #yorais so old he needs to switch modes before he can talk in another language :P |
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6:06 pm
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yo_rais:
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http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1263928074015387500.jpg #yorais |
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6:06 pm
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candysabella:
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RT @JarrodReginald: Funniest one so far. RT @nofunintended: Rais Yatim is so old he thinks #yorais is a channel on mIRC |
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6:09 pm
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jeevandras:
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#yorais is so old that he still sees in black and white #yorais |
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6:10 pm
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spinzer:
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@pinkpau having your own #yorais moments now? fun hor hehe |
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6:13 pm
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julianhopkins:
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RT @paullmf: #yorais is actually up with tech, & knows all about tablets. He still has the scars where moses whacked him with one:) |
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6:13 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais revived from Night in the Museum 3! Please beware of the keris he borrowed from Hang Tuah |
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6:15 pm
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3kTo10k:
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Q. Why is #yorais trending? A. See http://wttrend.com/23495 |
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6:16 pm
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julianhopkins:
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RT @ben_israel: Rais Yatim is so ancient he is monitoring mIRC for tweets #yorais |
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6:17 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais He's so ancient that he caught a mouse and try clicking in front of his computer |
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6:18 pm
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flyguy729:
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RT @Michael Song Rais is so ancient that he thought MMS stands for Maggi Mee Sup #yorais |
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6:21 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais thought 'walao' was the short form for walaubagaimanapun.. |
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6:23 pm
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penk11:
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RT @flyguy729: RT @Michael Song Rais is so ancient that he thought MMS stands for Maggi Mee Sup #yorais |
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6:24 pm
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edroads:
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RT @newgradlife: How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs Kraft Cadbury #yorais |
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6:25 pm
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ky123456789:
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#yorais thought whenever you go on facebook, you need to bang your face on a book infront of computer. he was worried we look like sohai |
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6:26 pm
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kennysia:
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#yorais - rais rais baby. rais rais baby. (too old. too old.) |
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6:26 pm
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shakirameer:
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Lol! Rofl!RT @amuse_gueule #yorais is so ancient, he shouts "someone is looking at me" when he sees his reflection in the mirror. |
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6:27 pm
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ky123456789:
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im sick of #yorais. time to work instead of thinking how ancient you can be. |
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6:30 pm
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ky123456789:
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RT @Petrofsky: My last joke for the day ... #yorais is so old, he still counts visitor hits to the Ministry's website using abacus ... :lol: |
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6:30 pm
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realmforgoth:
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whats wif the #yorais thingie??? |
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6:30 pm
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yo_rais:
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@kennysia http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1263928074015387500.jpg #yorais |
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6:31 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he wonders what's all the fuss about Petrol Hike when he fed his Perdana V6 with fresh hay and it works just fine!#yorais |
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6:32 pm
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flyguy729:
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#yorais gorais morais lorais surais marais larais |
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6:36 pm
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foodcrazee:
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rt @kennysia #yorais . . . Lolz |
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6:37 pm
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sharonisme:
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LMAO RT @pinkpau #yorais so ancient the mesopotamians went to him for advice |
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6:41 pm
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shahilajohan:
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#yorais so old he has to change his mode everytime he talks..... |
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6:42 pm
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mob1900:
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Rais is so ancient he bows down with respect whenever he passes British India clothing retail stores. #yorais |
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6:44 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Back to contribute a few more before I sleep - #yorais is so ancient, he dreams in black and white |
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6:45 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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Or how about this - #yorais is so old that his birth certificate expired! |
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6:45 pm
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eugenelmx:
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#yorais is so old UNESCO designated him a World Heritage Site. |
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6:46 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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And one more goodie - #yorais is so old, if he were to act his age, he'd have difficulty trying to figure out how to act like dust! |
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6:47 pm
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nzra:
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@klubbkiddkl encik joe, i'm a bit clueless. what's with #yorais? mind explaining a bitt *mata bersinar penuh harapan |
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6:47 pm
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political_life:
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#yorais How a Malaysian minister caused a storm by calling for Muslims to boycott Facebook & Twitter: http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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6:50 pm
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ismadi_idrus:
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Liverpool recall forgiven Babel after Twitter dispute - http://goo.gl/G4BK #yorais |
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6:51 pm
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kevintan91:
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@eugenelee abit late for #yorais |
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6:52 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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It's never too late - for #yorais - he's been here longer than all the fossils they've discovered |
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6:54 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so ancient he shoved charcoal into his microwave and try to light it. |
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6:55 pm
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ismadi_idrus:
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RT @political_life: #yorais How a Malaysian minister caused a storm by calling for Muslims to boycott Facebook & Twitter: http://bit.ly/ ... |
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6:58 pm
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shiva_tina:
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He's so ancient,it'll take him 2010 years to read all the tweets in #yorais |
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6:58 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so old you will be drunk just knowing his age. |
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6:59 pm
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albnok:
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#yorais is so ancient, Twitter is not able to produce the older tweets... http://glaringnotebook.com/default.asp?id=1377 |
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7:00 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so ancient he never drives in a straight line or you will fall off the Earth! |
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7:01 pm
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Woozyy:
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#yorais is so ancient, Twitter is not able to produce the older tweets... |
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7:04 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so ancient, he's still waiting for Galilieo to create the telescope and discover astronomy so he could navigate the 'internet'. |
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7:04 pm
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klubbkiddkl:
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#yorais is so ancient - the Land Before Time was a futuristic theme for him |
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7:10 pm
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foocheehoe:
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#yorais so old, at the next General Elections he'll still be thinking that RTM and Utusan matters. (via @fahmi_fadzil) good one |
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7:11 pm
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foocheehoe:
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#yorais is so ancient he most likely won't understand what's going on and firmly thinks you tweets are a bunch of crazies. |
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7:14 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so old he thinks East India Clothing retail owns Malacca & pays them with pepper whenever he's there ...ehem 'trading'. |
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7:15 pm
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foocheehoe:
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Great. I am the top contributor for #yorais http://bit.ly/4qByt2 Now he's gonna diu me 1st... (via @ujeantology) hahahahaha |
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7:16 pm
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adrianyeow:
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RT @foocheehoe: #yorais is so ancient he most likely won't understand what's going on and firmly thinks you tweets are a bunch of crazies. |
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7:18 pm
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icilalune:
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#yorais tweets still going? LOL Rais is so old when they made knock knock jokes, he made the door. |
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7:19 pm
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jooolean:
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#yorais #yorais they tell me how much u mean to meee u weel alwees bee my endless loveeee |
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7:22 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so old he wonders where's the door to shut this damn internet! |
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7:25 pm
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simplyblatant:
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my current favourite drink: #yorais |
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7:25 pm
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phutkins:
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#yorais is so old, he confuses Facebook with the Necronomicon. |
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7:26 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so old he look under his car hood to look for tiny horses which powers his car. |
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7:31 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so old he is still wondering why The Eagles sang about an obscure hotel at Cali. |
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7:32 pm
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ladyimran:
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I felt annoyed with ppl who make fun of #yorais thingy. not that I support his lame idea about FB, cuma mana hilangnya sopan santun kita? |
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7:35 pm
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mob1900:
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#yorais is so old he thought he could switch off the internet by switching the lights off. see? nothing. |
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7:37 pm
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AshrafRomli:
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#yorais is so ancient, that he once rode a T-Rex. |
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7:41 pm
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jooolean:
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#yorais senile quote:DAP hasnt done anything yet except being like pungguk rindukan bulan & the moon will not drop unless if Allah wills it. |
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7:50 pm
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paulchua001:
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#yorais Malaysian MP Rais's call to Malaysians to boycott Facebook and Twitter back fired and had further encouraged them to use it! lol~ |
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7:57 pm
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MikeyVoon:
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RT @MeganChng #yorais is so old that his version of twitter involves actual real life birds. |
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8:00 pm
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MikeyVoon:
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#yorais is so ancient. where he was born, was still Negri Satu then while he became adult during Negri Dua. |
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8:00 pm
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chefboven:
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its calling the day off.. Good night peepz.. sweetdreams..#yorais see you in the morning..#macha power |
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8:02 pm
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newgradlife:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:02 pm
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GarnetAvenue:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:02 pm
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angelaastley:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:02 pm
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kevincormac:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:02 pm
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recessionjob:
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How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:04 pm
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ASCCareerOffice:
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RT @newgradlife: How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:14 pm
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fahmi_fadzil:
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@umapagan you know why? Cause the police don't know Jack's under the aegis of #yorais |
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8:28 pm
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24hressay:
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#yorais Malaysian information minister Rais Yatim calls on all Muslims to boycott Facebook & Twitter: http://bit.ly/5Xf41R |
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8:40 pm
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PennCareerServ:
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RT @newgradlife: How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:45 pm
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RyanAFowler:
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RT @newgradlife: How New Grads Can Thrive in Phone Interviews: http://bit.ly/5fb5rl #jobangels #jobsearch #jobseekers #jobs #yorais |
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8:56 pm
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johnleemk:
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RT @therealDrM: Love making fun of old, washed up, dinosaur politicians that don't know when to leave the scene quietly. #yorais |
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8:57 pm
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johnleemk:
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@vforval not only is it real, it's actually really good. I would actually recommend it.
#yorais used to be a pretty smart chap. |
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9:24 pm
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DvanKing:
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#yorais hates facebook and twitter because he's so ancient that he still uses dial-up to surf the web. :p |
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9:31 pm
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colinwong:
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Someone should create a #yorais website along the lines of peopleofwalmart.com and icanhascheezburger.com. Too hilarious. |
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9:39 pm
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vanblake:
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#YORAIS "NAK APA?" HE SAID. A KID ASKED IN RETURN "AN APPLE." #YORAIS RESPONDED "ISH BUDAK NI, KAN DAH TANYA. APA LE PULA. TSK TSK" =P |
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9:54 pm
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Ameides:
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Baahahahahahaha "#yorais twitter topic" now included in Rais wiki article http://tinyurl.com/yct6vxf (Very proud of you @bongkersz -sniff-) |
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10:06 pm
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Chew_Keng_Sheng:
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Goodness! #yorais is an exponential trending twitter topic at the moment!! See http://bit.ly/62GguQ Wonder any facebook page set up on that? |
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10:08 pm
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zique:
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@nataliehitz M'sians on Twitter didn't like Rais' statement on Facebook & Twitter and is poking fun of him on this platform with #yorais |
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10:26 pm
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ikhwan88:
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tweet2 gak, bola2 gak, fb2 gak.. subuh jgn lupa :) #yorais |
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10:30 pm
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junw3n:
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#yorais and shine tweeples! |
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10:31 pm
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kusahafiez:
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#yorais so old he went on a date with a carbon dating machine. |
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10:33 pm
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manmohanjit:
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RT @junw3n: #yorais and shine tweeples! |
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10:35 pm
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vnapillai:
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RT @shazeea: RT @fahmi_fadzil You know what will unite us since 1Msia can't? That's right: #yorais |
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10:36 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais so ancient, he is still trying to discover fire |
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10:43 pm
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EwinEe:
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Good morning world, Good morning #yorais |
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10:44 pm
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mingkuok:
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RT @kusahafiez: #yorais so old he went on a date with a carbon dating machine. |
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10:49 pm
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mingkuok:
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Who is #yorais ? He's this dude who just came out of hibernation from the last Ice Age. |
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10:56 pm
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mdianais:
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@tedadnan salam n g.morning.. this one xleh skip one aiyah #yorais |
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11:03 pm
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mrjefe:
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Rais and shine folks #yorais |
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11:04 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais still uses strings and paper cups to make phone calls. How does he make international calls? Use really long strings |
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11:07 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais is so old he's still trying to figure out how this cooking with fire thing work |
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11:08 pm
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nayeel:
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@shahrularel haha but #yorais is more sucker than u lah.dunno to twitt..bersiul blhaaa..pggl red devil haha |
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11:09 pm
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Seymores:
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#yorais so old he almost got eaten by a T-Rex |
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11:17 pm
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kushairi:
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Wakey wakey and open #yorais! (Oops, I meant open your eyes) :D |
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11:26 pm
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jimmyang:
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Epic. Sambung-ing the yorais trend? RT @junw3n: #yorais and shine tweeples! |
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11:28 pm
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ujeantology:
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RT @ky123456789: #yorais thought 'walao' was the short form for walaubagaimanapun.. |
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11:29 pm
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orangasle:
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#yorais ! @stephendoss @bongkersz @CKGord @timmysay @victorliew @ChowPong @kwangchen @NilesBabu @edmundbon @lauwengsan @wj_lee @interaliase |
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11:33 pm
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bal_agil:
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Mornin, man... RT @mrjefe: Rais and shine folks #yorais |
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11:33 pm
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meshr83:
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Hey tweeps #yorais and shine to a gloomy rainy Wednesday morning... |
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11:34 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais went to a computer shop to buy a laptop thinking that it was a lap dance |
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11:40 pm
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kellygoh:
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anyone here remember that classic 80s song by Kix? Don't close #yorais? Morning folks... |
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11:42 pm
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Rozina_Aziz:
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: I don't tweet for half a day and #yorais is happening. The Msian anti-Luddism movement rocks. |
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11:42 pm
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nazham:
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@mohdfadzli For those who don't know what this #yorais issue really is about (some don't!), read this: http://bit.ly/7LOn4B |
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11:42 pm
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Rozina_Aziz:
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: To resist is futile. Look away, look away. #yorais |
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11:43 pm
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nazham:
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@mohdfadzli Wonder who created the hashtag #yorais ? The background http://whatthetrend.com/trend/%23yorais Good laugh to end the day |
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11:43 pm
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miri085:
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Rais Yarim is so ancient he used to stop at Atlantis enroute to NY frn London #yorais |
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11:45 pm
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vforval:
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huh. maybe i will give it a shot sometime. interesting to see what #yorais cooked up during his time in london. keywords being "used to"? |
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11:45 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so old, he actually knows whether the chicken came before the egg. |
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11:46 pm
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miri085:
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Rais Yatim is so ancient he only brings 30 cent to school for belanja #yorais |
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11:48 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so old and paranoid, he was the chief prosecutor during the Salem witch hunt |
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11:48 pm
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qpidv:
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wah, #yorais marathon still goin on! I'm goin back to sleep so i'll have more to read l8r. |
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11:49 pm
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philipkhor:
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Wow @BillGates is on twitter finally! Check out #yorais for some good Malaysian humor! |
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11:50 pm
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me0wster:
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hoping that the #yorais trend wont end too fast.. need some good laugh once in a while!! |
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11:52 pm
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ChowPong:
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@bfmradio loL.. Minister doesn't let us tweet? There be more #yorais on trending then :p |
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11:52 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is so old he was the minister of information when the babylonian empire collapsed |
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11:54 pm
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red010101:
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#yorais is old. period |
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11:55 pm
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kellygoh:
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@nazham @mohdfadzli I believe it was @bongkersz who started #yorais. thumbs up to the dude :-) |
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11:56 pm
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martianunlimite:
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#yorais is ancient, he discouraged use of papyrus scrolls as it can be used to spread rumours |
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11:57 pm
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JOHANYUSOF85:
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Rais is so ancient, he uses a polaroid camera to snap photos. #yorais |
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11:59 pm
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amytanhl:
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Ooh~ when your heart's on fire, you must realize~ smoke gets in #yorais |
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11:59 pm
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vvens:
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@JOHANYUSOF85 i uses polaroid to snap pictures too actually! haha. #yorais |
